Pick-up lines - Page 3

ninjabrewer · April 11th, 2009, 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rcuriel

Women please fess up and admit it. You all have the same thoughts as men. you just do a better job of concealing them.

If that's true, it is no wonder nothing ever gets accomplished in this country....

this thread is hilarious.

nb

edit: woohoo started the 3rd page....

ninjabrewer · April 11th, 2009, 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by miks

Dirty minded people, young children may be reading this thread!

A Dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste

nb

TnNinjaGirl · April 11th, 2009, 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlueRaven

in my experience if a man feels he's inadequite he tries harder to please her lady and i don't think any ladies have a problem with that but i can only speak for myself.

I need to start putting men down more often then, lol.

Snake · April 12th, 2009, 11:17 AM

Whould ya like to go home on my bike or yours?

BlueTyke · April 13th, 2009, 10:08 AM

Just read this one -

Don't have a pickup line, but here's a ploy I heard from a comedian long, long ago:

Walk into a bar with a motorcycle helmet, slam it down on the table and order a scotch. Wait 'til a girl asks about your bike (chicks dig motorcycles). It's good to have specs memorized for this part. Finish your drink, offer her a ride on your bike. Go outside, quickly scan for an empty parking spot. Nonchalantly walk towards the spot, keeping your focus on the girl. When you reach the spot, stop, drop the helmet, drop to your knees and scream, "MY BIKE! SOMEONE STOLE MY BIKE!"

She'll spend the rest of the night consoling you... Hopefully.

And I thought this one was pretty good:

While checking my pockets and sort of looking around I say to the girl I'm trying to pick up and/or meet:

"I've seem to have misplaced my phone number. Can I borrow yours?"

CC Cowboy · April 13th, 2009, 01:08 PM

I was never good with pickup lines so I always let the ladies pick me up.

Snake · April 13th, 2009, 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlueTyke

And I thought this one was pretty good:

While checking my pockets and sort of looking around I say to the girl I'm trying to pick up and/or meet:

"I've seem to have misplaced my phone number. Can I borrow yours?"

Now thats a perty good one there.

smcbride11 · April 13th, 2009, 01:57 PM

Can I buy you a drink, or would you just prefer the five bucks?

ARc · April 13th, 2009, 02:40 PM

My friend got this the other day.

Guy: blah blah blah buy my newspaper subscription plz I'm pur
Friend: Sorry, I need to get to class right now.
Guy: Oh I'm sorry to have kept you. By the way I love your diamonds.
Friend: What?
Guy: The ones in your eyes.
Friend: I need to go now.

LOL.

I agree that "hi" is the best pickup line ;D

Jane Honda · April 13th, 2009, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CC Cowboy

Rick, speak for yourself. My comings aren't short. Sorry for your problems though.

Snake · April 13th, 2009, 03:37 PM

Kris, thanks for bringing it back up again. LOL

Snake · May 1st, 2009, 09:04 AM

I have stopped breathing because you leave me breathless. Do you know CPR?

BlueRaven · May 1st, 2009, 09:26 AM

hi, my name is pogo....wanna jump on my stick?

Snake · May 1st, 2009, 12:18 PM

How about this classic:

Your place or mine?

TnNinjaGirl · May 1st, 2009, 04:26 PM

Seems most like pick up lines directly refer to the bedroom. Anybody use any of these and keep a man/woman (for more than one night)?

1hardryder4life · May 1st, 2009, 04:41 PM

Why would anyone want to keep her for another night? Next.

TnNinjaGirl · May 1st, 2009, 05:15 PM

Ouch.

Rynownd · May 1st, 2009, 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smcbride11

Can I buy you a drink, or would you just prefer the five bucks?

hahahah that's hilarious

As for bedroom related pickup lines... if bedroom time is the ultimate goal and this is a single line attempt, you have to go for the finish on the first try. And don't you usually test drive something before you decide to keep it?

wait, I bought my 250 before riding it... or anything else haha

girlygirl69 · May 1st, 2009, 06:27 PM

I have to say I think some women are worse then men when it come to dirty thoughts and pick up lines.. my friends anyways..lol..

CC Cowboy · May 1st, 2009, 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by girlygirl69

I have to say I think some women are worse then men when it come to dirty thoughts and pick up lines.. my friends anyways..lol..

I can't believe that. By the way, where do you girls hang out again?

BlueTyke · May 1st, 2009, 08:32 PM

Oscar... I am guessing somewhere in Canada... Just thrown that out there for ya...

BlueRaven · May 1st, 2009, 08:35 PM

well i have to admit most of us girls in canada are worse than men.

Snake · May 2nd, 2009, 04:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlueRaven

well i have to admit most of us girls in canada are worse than men.

Wow sounds like us men need to take a ride up to Canada!!! Sounds like a great place.

BlueRaven · May 2nd, 2009, 09:30 AM

come up anytime guys and gals. us canadian are famous for our hospitality espescially on the east coast were being laid back is a lifestyle.

just wish i had more time to do it. boss just called starting full time again on monday (2nd job)

CC Cowboy · May 3rd, 2009, 06:27 AM

I just won the lottery, do you know where they sell extra large condoms?

Buffalony · May 3rd, 2009, 07:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlueRaven

come up anytime guys and gals. us canadian are famous for our hospitality espescially on the east coast were being laid back is a lifestyle.

just wish i had more time to do it. boss just called starting full time again on monday (2nd job)

Huh huH HuH hUH Hhuh, She said "Laid Back". Heheh HHHehehheee

nmd003 · May 3rd, 2009, 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlueTyke

Just read this one -

Don't have a pickup line, but here's a ploy I heard from a comedian long, long ago:

Walk into a bar with a motorcycle helmet, slam it down on the table and order a scotch. Wait 'til a girl asks about your bike (chicks dig motorcycles). It's good to have specs memorized for this part. Finish your drink, offer her a ride on your bike. Go outside, quickly scan for an empty parking spot. Nonchalantly walk towards the spot, keeping your focus on the girl. When you reach the spot, stop, drop the helmet, drop to your knees and scream, "MY BIKE! SOMEONE STOLE MY BIKE!"

She'll spend the rest of the night consoling you... Hopefully.

And I thought this one was pretty good:

While checking my pockets and sort of looking around I say to the girl I'm trying to pick up and/or meet:

"I've seem to have misplaced my phone number. Can I borrow yours?"

sounds similar to the new dane cook one:

"so i thought, yeah chicks dig motorcycle dudes. but i like to wear short shorts and i could get burnt or fall or who knows what. so i just bought a helmet. i walk into the bar and put my helmet down. girl goes, i see you ride a motorcycle. i say, yeah i ride. (pretends to rev with left hand) yeah a little bit of that, they call that the vroom vroom stick. so this girl is like, i wanna go for a ride on your bike (all sexy like). im like, ok yeah lets go and i grab her hand. i go outside, go to an empty parking spot. Oh noooo, my bike, its gone!!! it was right here, i know it cuz thats my oil, yeah i put cinnamon in my oil so i know its mine. i shoulda watched the news to see where a burned down house was, and ask her to drive me there and say "ohh noo!! my house!!! take me to your home and make love to me!! its all i have!!"

except for a lot of bars i think dont allow u to take your helmet inside (apparently those things work wonders for bashing brains in).

rolling in ATGATT works im sure though

nmd003 · May 3rd, 2009, 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlueRaven

come up anytime guys and gals. us canadian are famous for our hospitality espescially on the east coast were being laid back is a lifestyle.

just wish i had more time to do it. boss just called starting full time again on monday (2nd job)

canadian hospitality, eh?

Snake · May 6th, 2009, 06:36 AM

You walk up to your gf with your riding pants on. She says "is that armor in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"

Not a pick-up line but kinda funny.

BlueRaven · November 22nd, 2009, 02:04 PM

Snake · November 24th, 2009, 06:15 PM

The only pick-up line a man or woman needs: I have a 250 Ninja. Would you like to go for a ride?

BlueRaven · November 24th, 2009, 06:47 PM

Unfortunately that wouldn't work in the colder season around here. I figure i'd revive the thread now that a few of us are single that we could use some pointers or a good laugh.

JaeL · November 24th, 2009, 07:04 PM

nice socks...

rockNroll · November 24th, 2009, 07:18 PM

I vibrate more than a motorcycle

BlueRaven · November 24th, 2009, 07:20 PM

BlueRaven · November 24th, 2009, 07:22 PM

you have to admire the spunk of the youngings

BlueRaven · November 24th, 2009, 07:43 PM

Not a pick up line but a funny comeback

I'm not your type
I'm not inflatable

Snake · November 24th, 2009, 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlueRaven

Not a pick up line but a funny comeback

I'm not your type
I'm not inflatable

Flashmonkey · November 24th, 2009, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snake

Wow sounds like us men need to take a ride up to Canada!!! Sounds like a great place.

Just don't come to Toronto.....they don't like handsome, single men here for some reason. I think it's some kind of new diet trend.....

BlueRaven · November 24th, 2009, 07:54 PM

That must a Toronto thing ....maritimers love men and that includes Newfoundland

April 13th, 2009, 10:08 AM	#85
BlueTyke So slow I'm first! Name: Sunny Location: San Jose, CA Join Date: Oct 2008 Motorcycle(s): 06 Kawasaki Ninja EX250 Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 10	Just read this one - Don't have a pickup line, but here's a ploy I heard from a comedian long, long ago: Walk into a bar with a motorcycle helmet, slam it down on the table and order a scotch. Wait 'til a girl asks about your bike (chicks dig motorcycles). It's good to have specs memorized for this part. Finish your drink, offer her a ride on your bike. Go outside, quickly scan for an empty parking spot. Nonchalantly walk towards the spot, keeping your focus on the girl. When you reach the spot, stop, drop the helmet, drop to your knees and scream, "MY BIKE! SOMEONE STOLE MY BIKE!" She'll spend the rest of the night consoling you... Hopefully. And I thought this one was pretty good: While checking my pockets and sort of looking around I say to the girl I'm trying to pick up and/or meet: "I've seem to have misplaced my phone number. Can I borrow yours?" __________________________________________________ Learn from the mistakes of others, you cannot make them all yourself. Save yourself the trouble and Learn.

April 13th, 2009, 01:08 PM	#86
CC Cowboy ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Whodat Location: Ware Is.,MA Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): I pass the wind! Posts: A lot. MOTM - Mar '13, Jun '14	I was never good with pickup lines so I always let the ladies pick me up. __________________________________________________ If everything seems under control; you're just not going fast enough!

April 13th, 2009, 02:40 PM	#89
ARc Revolver Wario Name: Jeffrey Location: La Palma, CA Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): 2003 Ninja 250 Posts: 198 Logo Dude	My friend got this the other day. Guy: blah blah blah buy my newspaper subscription plz I'm pur Friend: Sorry, I need to get to class right now. Guy: Oh I'm sorry to have kept you. By the way I love your diamonds. Friend: What? Guy: The ones in your eyes. Friend: I need to go now. LOL. I agree that "hi" is the best pickup line ;D __________________________________________________

May 1st, 2009, 08:32 PM	#101
BlueTyke So slow I'm first! Name: Sunny Location: San Jose, CA Join Date: Oct 2008 Motorcycle(s): 06 Kawasaki Ninja EX250 Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 10	Oscar... I am guessing somewhere in Canada... Just thrown that out there for ya... __________________________________________________ Learn from the mistakes of others, you cannot make them all yourself. Save yourself the trouble and Learn.

May 3rd, 2009, 06:27 AM	#105
CC Cowboy ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Whodat Location: Ware Is.,MA Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): I pass the wind! Posts: A lot. MOTM - Mar '13, Jun '14	I just won the lottery, do you know where they sell extra large condoms? __________________________________________________ If everything seems under control; you're just not going fast enough!

April 12th, 2009, 11:17 AM	#84
Snake ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Rick Location: Alexandria, Louisiana Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): 05 Blue Ninja 250 Posts: Too much. MOTY - 2017, MOTM - Jan '19, Oct '16, May '14	Whould ya like to go home on my bike or yours?

April 13th, 2009, 01:57 PM	#88
smcbride11 ninjette.org member Name: Steve Location: Providence, RI Join Date: Feb 2009 Motorcycle(s): '95 BMW K75 Posts: 188	Can I buy you a drink, or would you just prefer the five bucks?

April 13th, 2009, 03:37 PM	#91
Snake ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Rick Location: Alexandria, Louisiana Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): 05 Blue Ninja 250 Posts: Too much. MOTY - 2017, MOTM - Jan '19, Oct '16, May '14	Kris, thanks for bringing it back up again. LOL

May 1st, 2009, 09:04 AM	#92
Snake ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Rick Location: Alexandria, Louisiana Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): 05 Blue Ninja 250 Posts: Too much. MOTY - 2017, MOTM - Jan '19, Oct '16, May '14	I have stopped breathing because you leave me breathless. Do you know CPR?

May 1st, 2009, 09:26 AM	#93
BlueRaven ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Lil One Location: NB Canada Join Date: Mar 2009 Motorcycle(s): '09 Ninja 250 Black Posts: A lot.	hi, my name is pogo....wanna jump on my stick?

May 1st, 2009, 12:18 PM	#94
Snake ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Rick Location: Alexandria, Louisiana Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): 05 Blue Ninja 250 Posts: Too much. MOTY - 2017, MOTM - Jan '19, Oct '16, May '14	How about this classic: Your place or mine?

May 1st, 2009, 04:26 PM	#95
TnNinjaGirl Ms. Personality Name: CB Location: Murvill, TN Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): Depends on the week you ask Posts: A lot.	Seems most like pick up lines directly refer to the bedroom. Anybody use any of these and keep a man/woman (for more than one night)?

May 1st, 2009, 04:41 PM	#96
1hardryder4life ninjette.org member Name: TBoz Location: New York Join Date: Apr 2009 Motorcycle(s): Nothing Posts: 93	Why would anyone want to keep her for another night? Next.

May 1st, 2009, 05:15 PM	#97
TnNinjaGirl Ms. Personality Name: CB Location: Murvill, TN Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): Depends on the week you ask Posts: A lot.	Ouch.

May 1st, 2009, 06:27 PM	#99
girlygirl69 ninjette.org member Name: Charlene Location: Grimsby, Ontario Join Date: Apr 2009 Motorcycle(s): 2009 Ninja 250R Posts: 21	I have to say I think some women are worse then men when it come to dirty thoughts and pick up lines.. my friends anyways..lol..

May 1st, 2009, 08:35 PM	#102
BlueRaven ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Lil One Location: NB Canada Join Date: Mar 2009 Motorcycle(s): '09 Ninja 250 Black Posts: A lot.	well i have to admit most of us girls in canada are worse than men.

May 2nd, 2009, 09:30 AM	#104
BlueRaven ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Lil One Location: NB Canada Join Date: Mar 2009 Motorcycle(s): '09 Ninja 250 Black Posts: A lot.	come up anytime guys and gals. us canadian are famous for our hospitality espescially on the east coast were being laid back is a lifestyle. just wish i had more time to do it. boss just called starting full time again on monday (2nd job)

May 6th, 2009, 06:36 AM	#109
Snake ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Rick Location: Alexandria, Louisiana Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): 05 Blue Ninja 250 Posts: Too much. MOTY - 2017, MOTM - Jan '19, Oct '16, May '14	You walk up to your gf with your riding pants on. She says "is that armor in your pants or are you just happy to see me?" Not a pick-up line but kinda funny. Last futzed with by Snake; May 6th, 2009 at 09:17 AM.

November 22nd, 2009, 02:04 PM	#110
BlueRaven ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Lil One Location: NB Canada Join Date: Mar 2009 Motorcycle(s): '09 Ninja 250 Black Posts: A lot.	__________________________________________________ I'm not small, I'm fun sized

November 24th, 2009, 06:15 PM	#111
Snake ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Rick Location: Alexandria, Louisiana Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): 05 Blue Ninja 250 Posts: Too much. MOTY - 2017, MOTM - Jan '19, Oct '16, May '14	The only pick-up line a man or woman needs: I have a 250 Ninja. Would you like to go for a ride?

November 24th, 2009, 06:47 PM	#112
BlueRaven ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Lil One Location: NB Canada Join Date: Mar 2009 Motorcycle(s): '09 Ninja 250 Black Posts: A lot.	Unfortunately that wouldn't work in the colder season around here. I figure i'd revive the thread now that a few of us are single that we could use some pointers or a good laugh. __________________________________________________ I'm not small, I'm fun sized

November 24th, 2009, 07:04 PM	#113
JaeL Bike Thrasher Name: JaeL Location: Omaha Join Date: Apr 2009 Motorcycle(s): 2008 EX250r Posts: 334 Blog Entries: 10	nice socks... __________________________________________________ Intuitive Sliders, Aftermarket pegs, Custom Paint, Seat Cowl, Tinted Screen, Aftermarket flush mounts, Wheel Tape, Fender Chopped, Stock Shortie Exhaust and Woodcraft ClipOns

November 24th, 2009, 07:18 PM	#114
rockNroll . Name: rock Location: greenville, south carolina Join Date: Jun 2009 Motorcycle(s): black Posts: A lot.	I vibrate more than a motorcycle

November 24th, 2009, 07:20 PM	#115
BlueRaven ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Lil One Location: NB Canada Join Date: Mar 2009 Motorcycle(s): '09 Ninja 250 Black Posts: A lot.	__________________________________________________ I'm not small, I'm fun sized

November 24th, 2009, 07:22 PM	#116
BlueRaven ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Lil One Location: NB Canada Join Date: Mar 2009 Motorcycle(s): '09 Ninja 250 Black Posts: A lot.	you have to admire the spunk of the youngings __________________________________________________ I'm not small, I'm fun sized

November 24th, 2009, 07:43 PM	#117
BlueRaven ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Lil One Location: NB Canada Join Date: Mar 2009 Motorcycle(s): '09 Ninja 250 Black Posts: A lot.	Not a pick up line but a funny comeback I'm not your type I'm not inflatable __________________________________________________ I'm not small, I'm fun sized

November 24th, 2009, 07:54 PM	#120
BlueRaven ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Lil One Location: NB Canada Join Date: Mar 2009 Motorcycle(s): '09 Ninja 250 Black Posts: A lot.	That must a Toronto thing ....maritimers love men and that includes Newfoundland __________________________________________________ I'm not small, I'm fun sized

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