Pick-up lines - Page 4

Snake · November 24th, 2009, 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flashmonkey

Just don't come to Toronto.....they don't like handsome, single men here for some reason. I think it's some kind of new diet trend.....

Thanks for the advice James.

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlueRaven

That must a Toronto thing ....maritimers love men and that includes Newfoundland

Thanks BR now I know what parts of Canada to visit.

BlueRaven · November 24th, 2009, 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flashmonkey

Just don't come to Toronto.....they don't like handsome, single men here for some reason. I think it's some kind of new diet trend.....

I'll have to investigate this when i go visit my aunt in Mississauga

Snake · November 24th, 2009, 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by BlueRaven

I'll have to investigate this when i go visit my aunt in Mississauga

Careful you might catch what they have lol.

BlueRaven · November 24th, 2009, 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Snake

Careful you might catch what they have lol.

the women or the men?

Snake · November 24th, 2009, 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlueRaven

the women or the men?

There lack of desire for handsome men.

BlueRaven · November 24th, 2009, 08:34 PM

there's a cure for that that we maritimers are famous for...alcohol

Flashmonkey · November 25th, 2009, 07:23 AM

.....that's it...I'm moving to Newfoundland.

Oh that note, the women in Montreal are especially frisky HAH. Take that info for what it is.

jcnguyen · November 25th, 2009, 08:03 AM

This is one I have yet to try,

*walk up to a girl in a bar*
"Hey, my friend bet me 20 bucks I couldn't talk to the most beautiful girl in this place. Can I buy you a drink with his money?"

Snake · November 25th, 2009, 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jcnguyen

This is one I have yet to try,

*walk up to a girl in a bar*
"Hey, my friend bet me 20 bucks I couldn't talk to the most beautiful girl in this place. Can I buy you a drink with his money?"

Now that would be a great ice breaker.

BlueRaven · November 25th, 2009, 06:29 PM

John woohoo another canuck

jcnguyen · November 25th, 2009, 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlueRaven

John woohoo another canuck

REPRESENTIN! *Gangster pose*

Flow · November 25th, 2009, 07:14 PM

Does Canada even have gangs outside of the animal kingdom?

jcnguyen · November 25th, 2009, 07:19 PM

LOL, im not too sure about that one!

Flow · November 25th, 2009, 07:22 PM

There's another reason for going to Canada. The winters are all that's stopping me. I'm used to clear, sunny weather year-round.

On-topic: HI I'M FROM GIRLS GONE WILD! SHOW ME THINGS WHILE I POUR A BEER ON YOU.

BlueRaven · November 25th, 2009, 07:26 PM

We use the cold months to snuggle up in front of a fire. We do a lot of warming up.

Flow · November 25th, 2009, 07:28 PM

While that may very well be true, I need my twistie fix. Don't know how you northerners can stand it.

Flashmonkey · November 25th, 2009, 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flow

While that may very well be true, I need my twistie fix. Don't know how you northerners can stand it.

I snowboard...it's like a motorcycle but without wheels....and more snow.

sixer · November 25th, 2009, 08:08 PM

In HS eons ago, I blurted out to a female " tell yer boyfriend I said hello"- she replyed I didn't have a BF-
Needless to say it worked- and we dated-

villamia · November 25th, 2009, 09:40 PM

Lol...good thread. Keep it going. It never seizes to amaze me how creative guys can get to get a girls attention.

Snake · November 25th, 2009, 10:10 PM

Heres one:

Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle?

BlueRaven · November 26th, 2009, 02:54 PM

I noticed us girls don't have many pick up lines ...i wonder why that is? oh yeah i forgot we have melons we can flash

Flow · November 26th, 2009, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlueRaven

I noticed us girls don't many pick up lines ...i wonder why that is? oh yeah i forgot we have melons we can flash

I'm sure with such a large amount of guys on this forum, there's got to be at least a few who can do this as well. Don't you go feeling special, missy!

Snake · November 26th, 2009, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Flow

I'm sure with such a large amount of guys on this forum, there's got to be at least a few who can do this as well. Don't you go feeling special, missy!

BlueRaven · November 26th, 2009, 03:17 PM

never said we weren't willing to share the stage

ninjabrewer · November 26th, 2009, 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlueRaven

I noticed us girls don't many pick up lines ...i wonder why that is? oh yeah i forgot we have melons we can flash

hey, that works for me..

jcnguyen · November 27th, 2009, 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by ninjabrewer

hey, that works for me..

I second that!

overload · November 28th, 2009, 02:39 PM

(look at your arms and say) hey baby is your dad a vet ? cuz these puppies are sick

JaeL · December 2nd, 2009, 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by overload

(look at your arms and say) hey baby is your dad a vet ? cuz these puppies are sick

wat?

Rayme · December 2nd, 2009, 09:13 PM

mmh.. Hey baby, I'm a mechanic, I can fix you broken heart

Snake · December 5th, 2009, 10:47 AM

Walk up to that special someone with sunglasses on. When they ask: Why are are you wearing sunglasses inside?
Say: Because your beauty is blinding me.

Snake · September 3rd, 2010, 07:50 AM

Last Friday we had some very funny and sometimes risqué answers regarding gender relations so I thought I would bump this thread back to life and get this long weekend started off with a smile.

drowe531 · September 3rd, 2010, 09:11 AM

Here's a funny one that came (giggity) to mind.

Hey baby those are nice pants, they would look better on my bedroom floor.

CC Cowboy · September 3rd, 2010, 02:00 PM

I don't use pick up lines. I use a club. They fall for it everytime.

Snake · September 3rd, 2010, 02:05 PM

Ah the old fashioned cave man technique.

KELPHYN · September 3rd, 2010, 03:35 PM

quietly say "Tickle your a$$ with a feather?" She usually says "PARDON" To which you repeat " Partically nice weather"

Snake · September 3rd, 2010, 03:59 PM

^^^ Thats a good one. It's an ice breaker that gets the conversation going and you send a subliminal message.

Cab305 · September 3rd, 2010, 04:15 PM

For the record: screaming ninjette.org from a moving cage doesn't work.

Snake · September 3rd, 2010, 04:45 PM

Why, have you tried it?

onetruevibe · September 3rd, 2010, 06:03 PM

"Excuse me, are you from Tennessee? Coz, from where I'm standing, you're the only ten-I-see."

YMMV

awesome_r6 · September 4th, 2010, 08:30 AM

Like some one in an earlier post said, all a pick up line is good for is to break the ice and make them laugh. This is the only pick up line I have ever used and it worked....we were in a bar and both a little tpisy..

me- excuse me, have you ever had your belly button licked?

her- ummm yeah

me- From the INSIDE.

She laughed and we ended up having a good time.

November 24th, 2009, 08:34 PM	#126
BlueRaven ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Lil One Location: NB Canada Join Date: Mar 2009 Motorcycle(s): '09 Ninja 250 Black Posts: A lot.	there's a cure for that that we maritimers are famous for...alcohol __________________________________________________ I'm not small, I'm fun sized

November 25th, 2009, 06:29 PM	#130
BlueRaven ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Lil One Location: NB Canada Join Date: Mar 2009 Motorcycle(s): '09 Ninja 250 Black Posts: A lot.	John woohoo another canuck __________________________________________________ I'm not small, I'm fun sized

November 25th, 2009, 07:26 PM	#135
BlueRaven ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Lil One Location: NB Canada Join Date: Mar 2009 Motorcycle(s): '09 Ninja 250 Black Posts: A lot.	We use the cold months to snuggle up in front of a fire. We do a lot of warming up. __________________________________________________ I'm not small, I'm fun sized

November 26th, 2009, 02:54 PM	#141
BlueRaven ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Lil One Location: NB Canada Join Date: Mar 2009 Motorcycle(s): '09 Ninja 250 Black Posts: A lot.	I noticed us girls don't have many pick up lines ...i wonder why that is? oh yeah i forgot we have melons we can flash __________________________________________________ I'm not small, I'm fun sized Last futzed with by BlueRaven; November 28th, 2009 at 10:58 AM. Reason: typo

November 26th, 2009, 03:17 PM	#144
BlueRaven ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Lil One Location: NB Canada Join Date: Mar 2009 Motorcycle(s): '09 Ninja 250 Black Posts: A lot.	never said we weren't willing to share the stage __________________________________________________ I'm not small, I'm fun sized

November 25th, 2009, 07:23 AM	#127
Flashmonkey Professional belly dancer Name: James Location: Toronto Join Date: Apr 2009 Motorcycle(s): 1992 GSX-R 750 Posts: A lot.	.....that's it...I'm moving to Newfoundland. Oh that note, the women in Montreal are especially frisky HAH. Take that info for what it is.

November 25th, 2009, 08:03 AM	#128
jcnguyen ninjette.org newbie Name: John Location: Ontario Canada Join Date: Nov 2009 Motorcycle(s): none yet Posts: 4	This is one I have yet to try, walk up to a girl in a bar "Hey, my friend bet me 20 bucks I couldn't talk to the most beautiful girl in this place. Can I buy you a drink with his money?"

November 25th, 2009, 07:14 PM	#132
Flow ninjette.org guru Name: Justin Location: Mobile, AL/Memphis, TN Join Date: Nov 2009 Motorcycle(s): '08 250R/'10 ZX6R/'02 YZ125/'06 DRZ125L/'05 Blaster Posts: 346	Does Canada even have gangs outside of the animal kingdom?

November 25th, 2009, 07:19 PM	#133
jcnguyen ninjette.org newbie Name: John Location: Ontario Canada Join Date: Nov 2009 Motorcycle(s): none yet Posts: 4	LOL, im not too sure about that one!

November 25th, 2009, 07:22 PM	#134
Flow ninjette.org guru Name: Justin Location: Mobile, AL/Memphis, TN Join Date: Nov 2009 Motorcycle(s): '08 250R/'10 ZX6R/'02 YZ125/'06 DRZ125L/'05 Blaster Posts: 346	There's another reason for going to Canada. The winters are all that's stopping me. I'm used to clear, sunny weather year-round. On-topic: HI I'M FROM GIRLS GONE WILD! SHOW ME THINGS WHILE I POUR A BEER ON YOU.

November 25th, 2009, 07:28 PM	#136
Flow ninjette.org guru Name: Justin Location: Mobile, AL/Memphis, TN Join Date: Nov 2009 Motorcycle(s): '08 250R/'10 ZX6R/'02 YZ125/'06 DRZ125L/'05 Blaster Posts: 346	While that may very well be true, I need my twistie fix. Don't know how you northerners can stand it.

November 25th, 2009, 08:08 PM	#138
sixer no joy Name: Six Location: Cali Join Date: Nov 2009 Motorcycle(s): Ninja 2006 636 Posts: 408	In HS eons ago, I blurted out to a female " tell yer boyfriend I said hello"- she replyed I didn't have a BF- Needless to say it worked- and we dated-

November 25th, 2009, 09:40 PM	#139
villamia KawiNewbie Name: Maria Location: Madera, CA Join Date: Oct 2009 Motorcycle(s): 2009 Ninja 250r Posts: 15	Lol...good thread. Keep it going. It never seizes to amaze me how creative guys can get to get a girls attention.

November 25th, 2009, 10:10 PM	#140
Snake ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Rick Location: Alexandria, Louisiana Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): 05 Blue Ninja 250 Posts: Too much. MOTY - 2017, MOTM - Jan '19, Oct '16, May '14	Heres one: Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle?

November 28th, 2009, 02:39 PM	#147
overload certified ninja 250r FAN Name: Kyle Location: Johannesburg Join Date: Oct 2009 Motorcycle(s): Honda XL 125 and Kawasaki Ninja 250r '09 Posts: 59	(look at your arms and say) hey baby is your dad a vet ? cuz these puppies are sick __________________________________________________ '09 Green 250R -Pro Grip Tank Pad -Green Rim Tape

December 2nd, 2009, 09:13 PM	#149
Rayme ninjette.org guru Name: Remy Location: Moncton Join Date: Apr 2009 Motorcycle(s): '04 sv650s Posts: 438	mmh.. Hey baby, I'm a mechanic, I can fix you broken heart __________________________________________________ There's 2 types of people in this world, those who complain and those who act.

December 5th, 2009, 10:47 AM	#150
Snake ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Rick Location: Alexandria, Louisiana Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): 05 Blue Ninja 250 Posts: Too much. MOTY - 2017, MOTM - Jan '19, Oct '16, May '14	Walk up to that special someone with sunglasses on. When they ask: Why are are you wearing sunglasses inside? Say: Because your beauty is blinding me.

September 3rd, 2010, 07:50 AM	#151
Snake ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Rick Location: Alexandria, Louisiana Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): 05 Blue Ninja 250 Posts: Too much. MOTY - 2017, MOTM - Jan '19, Oct '16, May '14	Last Friday we had some very funny and sometimes risqué answers regarding gender relations so I thought I would bump this thread back to life and get this long weekend started off with a smile.

September 3rd, 2010, 09:11 AM	#152
drowe531 ninjette.org guru Name: David Location: Burlington, MA Join Date: Mar 2010 Motorcycle(s): 2004 Ninja 250 (sold); 2008 Plasma Blue Ninja 250 Posts: 364	Here's a funny one that came (giggity) to mind. Hey baby those are nice pants, they would look better on my bedroom floor.

September 3rd, 2010, 02:00 PM	#153
CC Cowboy ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Whodat Location: Ware Is.,MA Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): I pass the wind! Posts: A lot. MOTM - Mar '13, Jun '14	I don't use pick up lines. I use a club. They fall for it everytime. __________________________________________________ If everything seems under control; you're just not going fast enough!

September 3rd, 2010, 02:05 PM	#154
Snake ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Rick Location: Alexandria, Louisiana Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): 05 Blue Ninja 250 Posts: Too much. MOTY - 2017, MOTM - Jan '19, Oct '16, May '14	Ah the old fashioned cave man technique.

September 3rd, 2010, 03:35 PM	#155
KELPHYN ninjette.org guru Name: Calvin Location: Quesnel, B.C Join Date: Aug 2009 Motorcycle(s): '08 250R (sold), 2013 300SE Posts: 276	quietly say "Tickle your a$$ with a feather?" She usually says "PARDON" To which you repeat " Partically nice weather"

September 3rd, 2010, 03:59 PM	#156
Snake ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Rick Location: Alexandria, Louisiana Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): 05 Blue Ninja 250 Posts: Too much. MOTY - 2017, MOTM - Jan '19, Oct '16, May '14	^^^ Thats a good one. It's an ice breaker that gets the conversation going and you send a subliminal message.

September 3rd, 2010, 04:15 PM	#157
Cab305 ninjette.org sage Name: Cab Location: Miami Beach Join Date: Mar 2010 Motorcycle(s): Blue 10 250r Posts: 697	For the record: screaming ninjette.org from a moving cage doesn't work.

September 3rd, 2010, 04:45 PM	#158
Snake ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Rick Location: Alexandria, Louisiana Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): 05 Blue Ninja 250 Posts: Too much. MOTY - 2017, MOTM - Jan '19, Oct '16, May '14	Why, have you tried it?

September 3rd, 2010, 06:03 PM	#159
onetruevibe Love Rival Name: Brian Location: Western PA Join Date: Jun 2010 Motorcycle(s): 2008 Ninja 250r Posts: 449	"Excuse me, are you from Tennessee? Coz, from where I'm standing, you're the only ten-I-see." YMMV __________________________________________________ “Comparison is the thief of joy.” -Dwight Edwards

September 4th, 2010, 08:30 AM	#160
awesome_r6 ninjette.org member Name: Craig Location: jackson Join Date: Aug 2010 Motorcycle(s): 2009 R6 Posts: 34	Like some one in an earlier post said, all a pick up line is good for is to break the ice and make them laugh. This is the only pick up line I have ever used and it worked....we were in a bar and both a little tpisy.. me- excuse me, have you ever had your belly button licked? her- ummm yeah me- From the INSIDE. She laughed and we ended up having a good time.

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