September 4th, 2010, 09:07 AM | #161 |
ninjette.org sage
Name: Cab
Location: Miami Beach
Join Date: Mar 2010 Motorcycle(s): Blue 10 250r Posts: 697
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September 4th, 2010, 09:11 AM | #162 |
ninjette.org certified postwhore
Name: Rick
Location: Alexandria, Louisiana
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Well if it didn't work for you then it sure won't work for me. Thanks for the heads up.
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September 6th, 2010, 08:26 PM | #163 |
ninjette.org guru
Name: Calvin
Location: Quesnel, B.C
Join Date: Aug 2009 Motorcycle(s): '08 250R (sold), 2013 300SE Posts: 276
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If your looking for an ice-breaker try just saying, " A fat penguin." She says " What?" your reply " Just trying to thinking of something that would break the ice."
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September 6th, 2010, 08:29 PM | #164 |
ninjette.org certified postwhore
Name: Lil One
Location: NB Canada
Join Date: Mar 2009 Motorcycle(s): '09 Ninja 250 Black Posts: A lot.
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That's a good one Calvin
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September 6th, 2010, 09:36 PM | #165 |
ninjette.org guru
Name: Calvin
Location: Quesnel, B.C
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It's one of the few that won't get you slapped or called a pig. Although the ones that get you slapped nine out of ten times, that one time!!!
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September 6th, 2010, 09:58 PM | #166 |
ninjette.org member
Name: Laurie
Location: Greater Vancouver, BC
Join Date: Feb 2010 Motorcycle(s): '09 Ninja 250R Posts: 50
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Pick up lines just make me giggle, usually uncontrollably. Now that I have a motorcycle, guys always ask me about it and I answer (usually in great detail), then it sloooowly dawns on me what's going on. Sometimes it pays to be direct Although it annoys me when guys try to act like they know everything about motorcycles and racing; usually I know more than they do!
And all of you thinking about Canadian women: there is a lack of single, decent men in Vancouver. I have a number of single friends who'd love to catch a ride of the back of a 250...just sayin'.... |
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September 7th, 2010, 07:57 AM | #167 |
ninjette.org certified postwhore
Name: Rick
Location: Alexandria, Louisiana
Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): 05 Blue Ninja 250 Posts: Too much.
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I hear that there are a lot of great women all over Canada. With winter approaching it's a good time for some snuggling.
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September 7th, 2010, 08:56 AM | #168 |
ninjette.org certified postwhore
Name: Paulette
Location: .
Join Date: Jun 2010 Motorcycle(s): 2010 Ninja 250R Posts: A lot.
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i actually had some guys tell me this line...
him: hey, did it hurt? me: did what hurt? him: when you fell from heaven.
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September 7th, 2010, 09:16 AM | #169 |
ninjette.org certified postwhore
Name: Greg
Location: Rhode Island
Join Date: Apr 2009 Motorcycle(s): 2013 ZX6R 636 Posts: A lot.
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^^^ hey I thought you were going to keep that quiet!! Now I am all embarrassed.
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September 7th, 2010, 09:53 AM | #170 |
ninjette.org certified postwhore
Name: Rick
Location: Alexandria, Louisiana
Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): 05 Blue Ninja 250 Posts: Too much.
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So Blackwidow did they crash and burn after that pick-up line?
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September 7th, 2010, 09:57 AM | #171 |
ninjette.org certified postwhore
Name: Paulette
Location: .
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lol i just looked at him and giggled...as i was walking away, his friends started laughing at him...so in essence, yes, he crashed and burned like bacon on a hot grill! lol
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September 7th, 2010, 10:10 AM | #172 |
ninjette.org certified postwhore
Name: Rick
Location: Alexandria, Louisiana
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Note to self: Put that on your list of lines not to use.
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September 10th, 2010, 12:21 PM | #173 |
ninjette.org member
Name: Brad
Location: Elmore City Oklahoma
Join Date: Jun 2009 Motorcycle(s): 07 Z-1000, 07 Ninja 250, 04 Honda Aero Posts: 106
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so how would you like your eggs in the mornen? scrambled or fertilized?
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September 10th, 2010, 01:17 PM | #174 |
ninjette.org certified postwhore
Name: Rick
Location: Alexandria, Louisiana
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If she says scrambled than you know you are going to have a fun night.
I guess you could also add: Do you want it over easy or sunny side up? |
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September 10th, 2010, 05:01 PM | #175 | |
Dude, Where's My Car?
Name: Michelle
Location: Jackson, MI
Join Date: Aug 2010 Motorcycle(s): 08 Ninja 250R "Passion Red" Posts: 114
Blog Entries: 3
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Quote:
I think Imma puke now!
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September 11th, 2010, 10:05 AM | #176 |
ninjette.org member
Name: Craig
Location: jackson
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September 12th, 2010, 12:13 PM | #177 |
dirty old man
Name: Chris
Location: Hazel Green, AL
Join Date: Nov 2008 Motorcycle(s): Blue '08 Ninja 250 Posts: A lot.
Blog Entries: 1
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mmmmm bacon.
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September 12th, 2010, 10:55 PM | #178 |
ninjette.org guru
Name: Calvin
Location: Quesnel, B.C
Join Date: Aug 2009 Motorcycle(s): '08 250R (sold), 2013 300SE Posts: 276
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And now the totally absurd.
Were your parent's retarded? Cause I think you're special. Your pants are like a mirror. Cause I can see see myself in them. Your eyes are the prettiest color of windex. Your not a cousin are you? And finally.. You don't have a wrench on you, do you? Cause when I seen you from across the room, my nuts tightened. |
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September 13th, 2010, 01:12 PM | #179 |
ninjette.org certified postwhore
Name: Rick
Location: Alexandria, Louisiana
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September 18th, 2010, 11:37 AM | #180 |
ninjette.org member
Name: chris
Location: picayune,ms
Join Date: Sep 2010 Motorcycle(s): 93 kawi gpz500 Posts: 242
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ROFL! nice i love that last one imma use it one day just for shits n giggles lol.
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September 18th, 2010, 03:33 PM | #181 |
ninjette.org newbie
Name: Michael
Location: Bay Area, CA
Join Date: Sep 2010 Motorcycle(s): 09 Black Ninja 250 Posts: 6
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I hope these haven't been posted
"Are you tired?" "Why?" "Cause you've been running through my mind all day." "Did you fart?" "?" "Because you blew me away." Yeah second ones very immature, but you win in receiving laughs
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September 18th, 2010, 05:35 PM | #182 |
Internet Slut
Name: Jeff
Location: L.A.
Join Date: Sep 2010 Motorcycle(s): 04 FZ1, 07 FZ6 Posts: A lot.
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Look her in the eyes deeply
Look at your crotch look at her eyes again look at your crotch look her in the eyes again and say "well, it ain't going to suck itself." LOL i got slapped once and laughed at once and was able to chat her up a bit. |
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September 18th, 2010, 11:48 PM | #183 |
ninjette.org guru
Name: Calvin
Location: Quesnel, B.C
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He: Excuse me, do you have a compass with you?
She: No. He: Want to lose yourself till morning? Of course if she has a compass ask to borrow it so you don't get lost in her eyes. |
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April 23rd, 2011, 10:14 AM | #184 |
ninjette.org certified postwhore
Name: Rick
Location: Alexandria, Louisiana
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Bump
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April 23rd, 2011, 10:37 AM | #185 |
ninjette.org certified postwhore
Name: Cody
Location: NoVa
Join Date: Jan 2011 Motorcycle(s): 06 yzf r6r previously: 09 ninja 250r, black 07 zx6r Posts: A lot.
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"I got some popsicles down in my celler if you want some" - Herbert
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April 23rd, 2011, 10:42 AM | #186 |
ninjette.org certified postwhore
Name: Rick
Location: Alexandria, Louisiana
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Wow, not sure if you will get lucky or slapped.
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April 23rd, 2011, 09:04 PM | #187 |
There's a limit to s2pdty
Name: A.D.
Location: NoVa the burg
Join Date: Apr 2011 Motorcycle(s): 250r ninja (sold) Posts: A lot.
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"Minors here" hahahahha
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April 25th, 2011, 06:14 AM | #188 |
Perpetual Newb
Name: Jason
Location: Imperial, MO
Join Date: Mar 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2010 MIB Ninja 250R [sold]; 2006 CBR600RR [sold]; 2013 Triumph Street Triple R Posts: 782
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Who needs a pick up line? Just walk up to a woman confidently, w/o saying a word, take the cherry from her drink, balance it on my nose, pull it down with my tongue and return just the stem tied in a knot. Works pretty much every time. For the few times it doesn't I just offer to hold her coat w/o taking my hands out of pocket.
Just kidding, the cherry thing I can do, just never used it as a pick up move. Come to think of it, I've never even tried to pick up a woman ever. |
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October 20th, 2011, 10:57 PM | #189 | ||
ninjette.org sage
Name: Ms.T, Queen of the Night
Location: Ontario, Canada
Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2011 Ninja 250 Posts: 938
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Quote:
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Yes. lol! |
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October 20th, 2011, 11:09 PM | #190 |
ninjette.org member
Name: R.
Location: San Francisco, CA
Join Date: Jul 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 Ninja 250R Posts: 86
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Girl: "Can you buy me a drink?"
Me: "Why, are you underage?" |
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October 21st, 2011, 02:42 AM | #191 |
ninjette.org newbie
Name: Kevin
Location: Wellington, New Zealand
Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 Ninja 250r (Lime Green) Posts: 3
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My all-time favourite two:
1) Boy: How much does a polar bear weigh? Girl: Gee, I don't know - how much? Boy: Enough to break the ice... *wink* 2) Excuse me, but does this handkerchief smell of chloroform to you? |
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October 21st, 2011, 03:56 AM | #192 |
Dakine...
Name: AJ
Location: DFW
Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 Ninja 250R (Sold) | 636 (hopefully soon) Posts: A lot.
Blog Entries: 5
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Guy: *hands hot girl a cold bottle of water*
Girl: whats this for? Guy: To cool off, because ur lookin pretty hot used it on a hot friend/co-worker for fun last week...she smiled and giggled then said if we didn't know each other, she'd give me her number...haha |
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October 21st, 2011, 08:12 AM | #193 | |
Perpetual Newb
Name: Jason
Location: Imperial, MO
Join Date: Mar 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2010 MIB Ninja 250R [sold]; 2006 CBR600RR [sold]; 2013 Triumph Street Triple R Posts: 782
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Awesome! I love this one, but maybe because I have a rather twisted sense of humor. I was at a happy hour a few weeks ago and was joking with a cute coworker, offered to buy her a drink and she accepted. I just loudly shouted "bartender, I'll take a roofie colada" at no one really. A couple of my other coworkers busted out laughing b/c they got the Family Guy reference but she just smiled with that "ohhh yooouuuu guys" kind of smile. |
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October 21st, 2011, 08:36 AM | #194 |
ninjette.org Bunny
Name: Jojo
Location: San Diego
Join Date: Aug 2011 Motorcycle(s): none, cuz i'm a loser. Posts: 687
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most recent one:
"hey you look like a spinner, want to join me and my wife in a threesome?" /)_-)
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October 21st, 2011, 09:12 AM | #195 |
ninjette.org member
Name: Garry
Location: Quincy
Join Date: Aug 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2011 ninja 250r, 2013 gsxr 600 Posts: 93
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Don't know if anyone said this already. -catch someone looking at your bike- "oh, do you like bikes? Too bad I don't have an extra helmet so we can ride two up. But if you'd like, I could give you something else to ride"
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October 21st, 2011, 12:49 PM | #198 |
There's a limit to s2pdty
Name: A.D.
Location: NoVa the burg
Join Date: Apr 2011 Motorcycle(s): 250r ninja (sold) Posts: A lot.
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Sorry I forgot your name, can I call you mine?
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October 21st, 2011, 01:53 PM | #199 |
ninjette.org Bunny
Name: Jojo
Location: San Diego
Join Date: Aug 2011 Motorcycle(s): none, cuz i'm a loser. Posts: 687
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I had to read this three times. I'm terrible at noticing pick up lines. haha
I prefer just honest and direct sayings haha.
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