Pick-up lines - Page 6

kaiserz · October 21st, 2011, 05:57 PM

@AznJoJo May lahi ka bang keyboard? type kasi kita (;

tae ka ba? hindi kasi kita kayang pag laruan (;

I did try to translate this in english... but it just doesn't make sense...

AznJoJo · October 21st, 2011, 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kaiserz

@AznJoJo May lahi ka bang keyboard? type kasi kita (;

tae ka ba? hindi kasi kita kayang pag laruan (;

I did try to translate this in english... but it just doesn't make sense...

LOL! ok I understood the first one. that one IS cute!

The second I have no idea what you're trying to get across.

squaregamer476 · October 21st, 2011, 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AznJoJo

LOL! ok I understood the first one. that one IS cute!

The second I have no idea what you're trying to get across.

what does it mean? translate

kaiserz · October 21st, 2011, 09:06 PM

Boy: Alam mo para kang tae...
Girl: Why ):??!!!!
Boy: kasi alam kong hindi kita kayang pag-laruan eh
Girl: Aawwww :3

Boy: Hey, they say nothing last forever.
Girl: and?
Boy: Would you be my nothing?

If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together (;

(better wording)
Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. (Why?) Because I asked for you for Christmas.

And of course this one. "You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line."

Cuongism · October 21st, 2011, 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alex.s

how about:

"Hi my name is alex... whats yours?"

I've tried that but the girl got upset when she found out my real name wasn't Alex

choneofakind · October 21st, 2011, 11:42 PM

The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

I just realized why my phone has been so quiet lately! I don't have your number!

I put the S, T, and D in STUD. All I need is you.

and finally,

Does this rag smell like chloroform?

*I don't condone the use of any of these...

gfloyd2002 · October 22nd, 2011, 03:55 AM

I forced my son to take Wushu (karate) when we lived in China when he was age 5-7, solely so when he was in high school years later, he could say:

Quote:

Why, yes, I have studied Wushu under a Chinese master in Shanghai.

Total panty dropper line.

You're welcome, son.

kaiserz · October 22nd, 2011, 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gfloyd2002

I forced my son to take Wushu (karate) when we lived in China when he was age 5-7, solely so when he was in high school years later, he could say:

Total panty dropper line.

You're welcome, son.

hahahah I'll do the same

akima · October 22nd, 2011, 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gfloyd2002

I forced my son to take Wushu (karate) when we lived in China when he was age 5-7

Awesome dad!

DarC · October 25th, 2011, 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by choneofakind

I put the S, T, and D in STUD. All I need is you.

I'm not sure that I would broadcast putting STD in anything....just saying, might want to see a doc.

Nowadays my best pickup line is: "yes dear"

AznJoJo · October 25th, 2011, 04:42 PM

guest calls front desk...

"you sound real pretty, are you the asian girl?"

-_-... that's when i throw on the accent hahaha!

choneofakind · October 27th, 2011, 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarC

I'm not sure that I would broadcast putting STD in anything....just saying, might want to see a doc.

Nowadays my best pickup line is: "yes dear"

hahahahaha !! no, the best pick up line for you should be, I'll make dinner tonight" the rest of the night goes well for you just cuz you did something nice

DarC · October 28th, 2011, 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by choneofakind

hahahahaha !! no, the best pick up line for you should be, I'll make dinner tonight" the rest of the night goes well for you just cuz you did something nice

Funny you should mention that, lol. This morning I took the last gatorade out of the fridge not knowing she had secret dibs on it...so I texted her with "I'll make dinner tonight", lol, and then I read the post..weird!

PS: it worked

alex.s · October 28th, 2011, 01:26 PM

did i just go mental or am i really speaking to a beautiful angel? wait don't answer that, you'll ruin the surprise. can i buy my imagination a drink?

akima · October 28th, 2011, 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alex.s

did i just go mental or am i really speaking to a beautiful angel? wait don't answer that, you'll ruin the surprise. can i buy my imagination a drink?

I like that! I think that would at least momentarily have a hold over me!

Bigballsofpaint · October 28th, 2011, 04:11 PM

Walk up to said hot girl or guy you want to talk to, say "Hey, can i borrow your phone for a second?" If they hand if over, call your phone. Pull your phone out when it rings and when they look at you all crazy just say "I couldnt think of any ways to get you number that would work" or something along those lines...

alex.s · October 29th, 2011, 02:55 PM

"Hi, I've been stalking you for 7 months now, and I just drank a large bottle of alcohol for enough courage to come talk to you... would you like to come with me out to my car?"

Mocha Man · October 30th, 2011, 10:03 PM

My pickup line is saying absolutely nothing at all. In fact, my first girlfriend stood with me in the lunch line every day at school for 5 months (before we went out) and for those five months I never once even looked at her. Sure we talked and all but I don't really recall ever making eye contact

Eventually she asked me out after 5 months and getting very irritable. I was not a child who was ready for a relationship so the next day in school she tried to put her head on my shoulder because she was tired and I had no clue what she was doing. I backed away and she almost fell over!

Oops...
needless to say the relationship only lasted 3 days...

I have tried pickup lines in other relationships just for laughs and they've worked really well.

Mocha Man · October 30th, 2011, 10:04 PM

My friend taught me one the other day: I think I like you even more than my XBox. Mind if I turn you on and push your buttons?

onetruevibe · November 3rd, 2011, 09:08 AM

Are you wearing space pants?

No, why?

Coz your ass is out of this world!

AznJoJo · November 3rd, 2011, 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alex.s

"Hi, I've been stalking you for 7 months now, and I just drank a large bottle of alcohol for enough courage to come talk to you... would you like to come with me out to my car?"

You scare me sometimes Alex... o_0!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mocha Man

My friend taught me one the other day: I think I like you even more than my XBox. Mind if I turn you on and push your buttons?

LOL! That's too funny! I like that one.

reminds me of what I'm asked everytime I'm playing:

"What, you're a girl? BS! Boobies or you're lying..." -_-

drowe531 · November 3rd, 2011, 01:00 PM

jk, sorry had to do it

Quote:

Originally Posted by AznJoJo

You scare me sometimes Alex... o_0!

LOL! That's too funny! I like that one.

reminds me of what I'm asked everytime I'm playing:

"What, you're a girl? BS! Boobies or you're lying..." -_-

alex.s · November 3rd, 2011, 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AznJoJo

You scare me sometimes Alex... o_0!

only sometimes? you should talk to me more. you'll be scared ALL the time.

akima · November 3rd, 2011, 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alex.s

only sometimes? you should talk to me more. you'll be scared ALL the time.

I didn't expect any of you guys to actually use one of these dodgy pick-up lines in here. Poor Jojo!!

alex.s · November 3rd, 2011, 03:22 PM

well i have never actually used a pickup line... well wait maybe once the other day... but aside from that never. kevin on the other hand...

AznJoJo · November 3rd, 2011, 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drowe531

jk, sorry had to do it

haha :P

Aw thanks Aki! I'm used to it though. I work at a hotel so being hit on happens on occassion. Mostly really bad and a few creepy.

Alex my dear, are you not taken? I thought you were with someone...

alex.s · November 3rd, 2011, 04:31 PM

according to facebook, i'm married to myself.

akima · November 9th, 2011, 07:43 AM

It's relevant...

Link to original page on YouTube.

choneofakind · November 9th, 2011, 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarC

Funny you should mention that, lol. This morning I took the last gatorade out of the fridge not knowing she had secret dibs on it...so I texted her with "I'll make dinner tonight", lol, and then I read the post..weird!

PS: it worked

+1 DarC!

Quote:

Originally Posted by alex.s

according to facebook, i'm married to myself.

hahaha

Major_Paine · November 11th, 2011, 03:33 AM

Why dont you sit on my lap and well talk about the first thing that pops up?

akima · November 11th, 2011, 03:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Major_Paine

Why dont you sit on my lap and well talk about the first thing that pops up?

Ewwwww!

Firehorse · November 11th, 2011, 07:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Major_Paine

Why dont you sit on my lap and well talk about the first thing that pops up?

I think that can only be used on women that you have to pay. The regular ones would feel the need to 'fix' that pesky pop-up thing and you really don't wanna go there.

Major_Paine · November 11th, 2011, 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Firehorse

I think that can only be used on women that you have to pay. The regular ones would feel the need to 'fix' that pesky pop-up thing and you really don't wanna go there.

whats this? *smack!*

Firehorse · November 14th, 2011, 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Major_Paine

whats this? *smack!*

Yup, I'm afraid that's what would happen if someone used that line on me. Keeping a helmet on would be wise for him.

I like frisky but either witty or uber silly.

From another bike guy at a stop light:
"I love your corners.."
heh, heh....

Major_Paine · November 14th, 2011, 07:03 PM

that was the worst pick up line i could think of lol.

girls on bikes are intimidating, mostly because the ones i know can probably outride me =\

CynicalC · November 14th, 2011, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Major_Paine

girls on bikes are intimidating, mostly because the ones i know can probably outride me =\

You mean on the bike? or...

Major_Paine · November 14th, 2011, 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CynicalC

You mean on the bike? or...

LOL i didnt even think of that..

Firehorse · November 16th, 2011, 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Major_Paine

that was the worst pick up line i could think of lol.

girls on bikes are intimidating, mostly because the ones i know can probably outride me =\

Lol! That's the best people to ride with because you can always learn something new. I mean that in both senses..

Major_Paine · November 17th, 2011, 04:43 AM

true. but its pretty intimidating when i feel so inexperienced...

Firehorse · November 21st, 2011, 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Major_Paine

true. but its pretty intimidating when i feel so inexperienced...

That will go away with....experience.

But seriously, best pick-up line for you is to compliment a female rider on her riding and ask for tips. Genuine admiration for a lady's skill? What woman on earth wouldn't like that!!

What a bonus for you, talk to a rider-lady AND learn something at the same time. There's just no down side to that one.

October 25th, 2011, 04:42 PM	#211
AznJoJo ninjette.org Bunny Name: Jojo Location: San Diego Join Date: Aug 2011 Motorcycle(s): none, cuz i'm a loser. Posts: 687	guest calls front desk... "you sound real pretty, are you the asian girl?" -_-... that's when i throw on the accent hahaha! __________________________________________________ (\_/) (o.0) c(")(") - baby bunny disapproves of creepy PM's...

October 28th, 2011, 01:26 PM	#214
alex.s wat Name: wat Location: tustin/long beach Join Date: Sep 2009 Motorcycle(s): wat Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 5 MOTM - Oct '12, Feb '14	did i just go mental or am i really speaking to a beautiful angel? wait don't answer that, you'll ruin the surprise. can i buy my imagination a drink? __________________________________________________

October 29th, 2011, 02:55 PM	#217
alex.s wat Name: wat Location: tustin/long beach Join Date: Sep 2009 Motorcycle(s): wat Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 5 MOTM - Oct '12, Feb '14	"Hi, I've been stalking you for 7 months now, and I just drank a large bottle of alcohol for enough courage to come talk to you... would you like to come with me out to my car?" __________________________________________________

November 3rd, 2011, 09:08 AM	#220
onetruevibe Love Rival Name: Brian Location: Western PA Join Date: Jun 2010 Motorcycle(s): 2008 Ninja 250r Posts: 449	Are you wearing space pants? No, why? Coz your ass is out of this world! __________________________________________________ “Comparison is the thief of joy.” -Dwight Edwards

November 3rd, 2011, 03:22 PM	#225
alex.s wat Name: wat Location: tustin/long beach Join Date: Sep 2009 Motorcycle(s): wat Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 5 MOTM - Oct '12, Feb '14	well i have never actually used a pickup line... well wait maybe once the other day... but aside from that never. kevin on the other hand... __________________________________________________

October 21st, 2011, 05:57 PM	#201
kaiserz There's a limit to s2pdty Name: A.D. Location: NoVa the burg Join Date: Apr 2011 Motorcycle(s): 250r ninja (sold) Posts: A lot.	@AznJoJo May lahi ka bang keyboard? type kasi kita (; tae ka ba? hindi kasi kita kayang pag laruan (; I did try to translate this in english... but it just doesn't make sense...

October 21st, 2011, 09:06 PM	#204
kaiserz There's a limit to s2pdty Name: A.D. Location: NoVa the burg Join Date: Apr 2011 Motorcycle(s): 250r ninja (sold) Posts: A lot.	Boy: Alam mo para kang tae... Girl: Why ):??!!!! Boy: kasi alam kong hindi kita kayang pag-laruan eh Girl: Aawwww :3 Boy: Hey, they say nothing last forever. Girl: and? Boy: Would you be my nothing? If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together (; (better wording) Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. (Why?) Because I asked for you for Christmas. And of course this one. "You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line."

October 21st, 2011, 11:42 PM	#206
choneofakind ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: . Location: . Join Date: Feb 2011 Motorcycle(s): . Posts: Too much. MOTM - Feb '13, Feb '14	The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my place and spread the word. I just realized why my phone has been so quiet lately! I don't have your number! I put the S, T, and D in STUD. All I need is you. and finally, Does this rag smell like chloroform? *I don't condone the use of any of these...

October 28th, 2011, 04:11 PM	#216
Bigballsofpaint ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Jay Location: CT Join Date: Apr 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2015 636 ABS - 69 Honda 305 Posts: A lot.	Walk up to said hot girl or guy you want to talk to, say "Hey, can i borrow your phone for a second?" If they hand if over, call your phone. Pull your phone out when it rings and when they look at you all crazy just say "I couldnt think of any ways to get you number that would work" or something along those lines...

October 30th, 2011, 10:03 PM	#218
Mocha Man Blue Shell magnet Name: Nolan Location: Northwest Washington Join Date: Aug 2011 Motorcycle(s): 1997 Ninja 250 Posts: 816	My pickup line is saying absolutely nothing at all. In fact, my first girlfriend stood with me in the lunch line every day at school for 5 months (before we went out) and for those five months I never once even looked at her. Sure we talked and all but I don't really recall ever making eye contact Eventually she asked me out after 5 months and getting very irritable. I was not a child who was ready for a relationship so the next day in school she tried to put her head on my shoulder because she was tired and I had no clue what she was doing. I backed away and she almost fell over! Oops... needless to say the relationship only lasted 3 days... I have tried pickup lines in other relationships just for laughs and they've worked really well.

October 30th, 2011, 10:04 PM	#219
Mocha Man Blue Shell magnet Name: Nolan Location: Northwest Washington Join Date: Aug 2011 Motorcycle(s): 1997 Ninja 250 Posts: 816	My friend taught me one the other day: I think I like you even more than my XBox. Mind if I turn you on and push your buttons?

November 3rd, 2011, 04:31 PM	#227
alex.s wat Name: wat Location: tustin/long beach Join Date: Sep 2009 Motorcycle(s): wat Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 5 MOTM - Oct '12, Feb '14	according to facebook, i'm married to myself. __________________________________________________

November 9th, 2011, 07:43 AM	#228
akima Nooblet Name: Akima Location: England Join Date: Jul 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2011 Ninja 250R FI Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 5 MOTM - Oct '13	It's relevant... Link to original page on YouTube.

November 11th, 2011, 03:33 AM	#230
Major_Paine ninjette.org member Name: Ernie Location: LA area Join Date: Sep 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2004 ninja 250 (in progress), 2009 cbr600rr Posts: 122	Why dont you sit on my lap and well talk about the first thing that pops up?

November 14th, 2011, 07:03 PM	#235
Major_Paine ninjette.org member Name: Ernie Location: LA area Join Date: Sep 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2004 ninja 250 (in progress), 2009 cbr600rr Posts: 122	that was the worst pick up line i could think of lol. girls on bikes are intimidating, mostly because the ones i know can probably outride me =\

November 17th, 2011, 04:43 AM	#239
Major_Paine ninjette.org member Name: Ernie Location: LA area Join Date: Sep 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2004 ninja 250 (in progress), 2009 cbr600rr Posts: 122	true. but its pretty intimidating when i feel so inexperienced...

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