November 21st, 2011, 11:55 AM | #241 | |
Nooblet
Name: Akima
Location: England
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November 21st, 2011, 12:53 PM | #242 |
CVMA/AFM #72
Name: Tiffani
Location: Los Angeles, Ca
Join Date: Oct 2009 Motorcycle(s): 2009 Ninja 250r (Racebike), 2015 FZ-07(Tourer), 2001 KX65(LOL bike) Posts: A lot.
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A friend of mine [jokingly] determined his new pick up line of choice would be to try handing these out at a bar instead of his number to see who would bite:
This would probably totally work on me But then again, I have a pretty crude and offensive sense of humor |
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November 21st, 2011, 07:09 PM | #243 |
ninjette.org member
Name: ruben
Location: MIA
Join Date: Aug 2011 Motorcycle(s): Civic SI / future 250r Posts: 57
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you like to sleep?
me too! lets do it together sometime! |
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November 21st, 2011, 10:49 PM | #244 |
ninjette.org member
Name: Darryl
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Join Date: Dec 2008 Motorcycle(s): 2010 Ninja ZX-6R Posts: 211
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I may be ugly as a hat full of assholes but I have quite a large penis
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November 23rd, 2011, 04:18 PM | #245 |
ninjette.org certified postwhore
Name: John
Location: Illinois
Join Date: Aug 2011 Motorcycle(s): None yet, yet. Posts: A lot.
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"your tush is like the pistons in a Ferrari"
An episode of House, MD |
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November 24th, 2011, 03:51 PM | #246 |
ninjette.org certified postwhore
Name: Rick
Location: Alexandria, Louisiana
Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): 05 Blue Ninja 250 Posts: Too much.
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This is a great pick up line if you are at a redneck bar:
"I have a job" |
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November 25th, 2011, 03:41 AM | #247 |
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Name: Danica
Location: California
Join Date: Nov 2011 Motorcycle(s): None yet Posts: 25
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Can I use this? LOL.
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November 25th, 2011, 02:54 PM | #248 |
ninjette.org certified postwhore
Name: John
Location: Illinois
Join Date: Aug 2011 Motorcycle(s): None yet, yet. Posts: A lot.
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November 29th, 2011, 11:55 AM | #249 |
ninjette.org Bunny
Name: Jojo
Location: San Diego
Join Date: Aug 2011 Motorcycle(s): none, cuz i'm a loser. Posts: 687
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just got a new one directed at me:
"If I get the Suite, do you come with it?" laskjfdoiewo0ivw2o9i832 -_-... I'm going to quit and go back to school.
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November 29th, 2011, 12:07 PM | #250 |
RIP Alex
Name: Cuong
Location: Houston, TX
Join Date: Apr 2011 Motorcycle(s): '10 250r, '09 265r Posts: A lot.
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If your were a booger Id pick you first.
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November 29th, 2011, 03:55 PM | #251 |
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Name: Jay
Location: San Diego
Join Date: Oct 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2008 Ninja 250, 2007 GSXR 600 Posts: 232
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You must be a chicken farmer. 'Cuz you're good at raising ____!
(hint: 4 letter word for rooster) But seriously, best pickup line: Hi! |
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September 16th, 2012, 12:17 PM | #253 |
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Name: Rick
Location: Alexandria, Louisiana
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Bump bump
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September 16th, 2012, 12:36 PM | #254 |
"scandal!"
Name: Adan
Location: Somewhere
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September 16th, 2012, 02:17 PM | #255 |
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Name: Arnold
Location: Honolulu
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There's this guy in my class out of nowhere he just said to one of my cute female classmate, "oh whoa you smell really good today."
That happens at the very first class this semester..they dont even know each other The most epic one i have ever heard of.
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September 16th, 2012, 07:22 PM | #256 |
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Name: Rick
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That's always a good compliment and an ice breaker.
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September 16th, 2012, 08:06 PM | #257 |
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Name: Arnold
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True, but i personally found it to be pretty blizzard.
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September 17th, 2012, 10:50 PM | #258 | |
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Name: Ms.T, Queen of the Night
Location: Ontario, Canada
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I think it's the same as when a woman says, nice shoes. It means - keep doing that/wearing that etc. No one would complain if all men smelled nice. Just doing my part. |
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September 18th, 2012, 12:05 AM | #259 | |
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Name: Arnold
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Close enough i suppose.
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October 1st, 2012, 01:29 AM | #260 | |
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Name: Ms.T, Queen of the Night
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Cute ladies smell nice I suppose. Now if she said you smell like an ugly lady, that would be a problem. |
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