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Old November 21st, 2011, 11:55 AM   #241
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But seriously, best pick-up line for you is to compliment a female rider on her riding and ask for tips. Genuine admiration for a lady's skill? What woman on earth wouldn't like that!!
I was elegantly performing an intricate manoeuvre on my bike. After I finished this biker who saw me doing it walked over and started complementing my Ninjette on account of it's manoeuvrability... * COUGH COUGH *... I was the one controlling the Ninjette!

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Old November 21st, 2011, 12:53 PM   #242
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A friend of mine [jokingly] determined his new pick up line of choice would be to try handing these out at a bar instead of his number to see who would bite:


This would probably totally work on me But then again, I have a pretty crude and offensive sense of humor
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Old November 21st, 2011, 07:09 PM   #243
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you like to sleep?

me too!

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Old November 21st, 2011, 10:49 PM   #244
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I may be ugly as a hat full of assholes but I have quite a large penis
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Old November 23rd, 2011, 04:18 PM   #245
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Old November 24th, 2011, 03:51 PM   #246
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Old November 25th, 2011, 03:41 AM   #247
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Can I use this? LOL.
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Old November 25th, 2011, 02:54 PM   #248
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Old November 29th, 2011, 11:55 AM   #249
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just got a new one directed at me:

"If I get the Suite, do you come with it?"

laskjfdoiewo0ivw2o9i832 -_-... I'm going to quit and go back to school.
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Old November 29th, 2011, 12:07 PM   #250
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Old November 29th, 2011, 03:55 PM   #251
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You must be a chicken farmer. 'Cuz you're good at raising ____!

(hint: 4 letter word for rooster)

But seriously, best pickup line: Hi!
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Old November 30th, 2011, 11:11 AM   #252
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Old September 16th, 2012, 12:17 PM   #253
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Old September 16th, 2012, 12:36 PM   #254
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I never thought of that! TOTALLY going to the clubs tonight and using your pickup line . THANKS!
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Old September 16th, 2012, 02:17 PM   #255
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There's this guy in my class out of nowhere he just said to one of my cute female classmate, "oh whoa you smell really good today."
That happens at the very first class this semester..they dont even know each other

The most epic one i have ever heard of.
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Old September 16th, 2012, 07:22 PM   #256
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There's this guy in my class out of nowhere he just said to one of my cute female classmate, "oh whoa you smell really good today."
That happens at the very first class this semester..they dont even know each other

The most epic one i have ever heard of.
That's always a good compliment and an ice breaker.
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Old September 16th, 2012, 08:06 PM   #257
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That's always a good compliment and an ice breaker.
True, but i personally found it to be pretty blizzard.
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Old September 17th, 2012, 10:50 PM   #258
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There's this guy in my class out of nowhere he just said to one of my cute female classmate, "oh whoa you smell really good today."
That happens at the very first class this semester..they dont even know each other

The most epic one i have ever heard of.
LOL, I've said that to a perfect stranger (male) and he blushed but it was true. He was wearing Hugo boss I think he said. Don't remember it smelling that nice out of the bottle but I could have just followed him around the store and floated in that scent.

I think it's the same as when a woman says, nice shoes. It means - keep doing that/wearing that etc. No one would complain if all men smelled nice.
Just doing my part.
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Old September 18th, 2012, 12:05 AM   #259
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LOL, I've said that to a perfect stranger (male) and he blushed but it was true. He was wearing Hugo boss I think he said. Don't remember it smelling that nice out of the bottle but I could have just followed him around the store and floated in that scent.

I think it's the same as when a woman says, nice shoes. It means - keep doing that/wearing that etc. No one would complain if all men smelled nice.
Just doing my part.
Ah. The last time i got this type of complement was when i was still with my ex. She told me that then she said i smell like e cute lady
Close enough i suppose.
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Ah. The last time i got this type of complement was when i was still with my ex. She told me that then she said i smell like e cute lady
Close enough i suppose.
Hmm, buy some nice shoes (black with real laces..)and go gentle on nice CLEAN smelling aftershave. MMmm, yummy.
Cute ladies smell nice I suppose. Now if she said you smell like an ugly lady, that would be a problem.
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