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ninjette.org dude
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January 19th, 2012, 12:45 PM
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ninjette.org dude
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January 19th, 2012, 11:29 PM
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An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.
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January 19th, 2012, 11:30 PM
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February 8th, 2012, 11:13 AM
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ninjette.org dude
Name: 1 guess :-)
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Out of the mouths of first graders:
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February 8th, 2012, 05:37 PM
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February 8th, 2012, 06:15 PM
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ninjette.org Bunny
Name: Jojo
Location: San Diego
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February 8th, 2012, 06:27 PM
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Dakine...
Name: AJ
Location: DFW
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Q: What do you call the female that loves motorcycles, its people, its msg boards, and is yet to own a motorcycle?
A: @AznJoJo 
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February 8th, 2012, 06:33 PM
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Dakine...
Name: AJ
Location: DFW
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Stopped for speeding
A rookie police officer pulled a biker over for speeding and had the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Biker: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle? Biker: It's not my bike. I stole it. Officer: The motorcycle is stolen? Biker: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the tool bag when I was putting my gun in there. Officer: There's a gun in the tool bag? Biker: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the dude who owns this bike and stuffed his dope in the saddle bags. Officer: There's drugs in the saddle bags too? Biker: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the rookie immediately called his captain. The biker was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the biker to handle the tense situation: Captain: Sir, can I see your license? Biker: Sure. Here it is. It was valid. Captain: Who's motorcycle is this? Biker: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration. Captain: Could you slowly open your tool bag so I can see if there's a gun in it? Biker: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the tool bag. Captain: Would you mind opening your saddle bags? I was told you said there's drugs in them. Biker: No problem. The saddle bags were opened; no drugs. Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole this motorcycle, had a gun in the tool bag, and that there were drugs in the saddle bags. Biker: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too. |
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February 8th, 2012, 06:36 PM
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ninjette.org Bunny
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Location: San Diego
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February 18th, 2012, 01:17 PM
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ninjette.org dude
Name: 1 guess :-)
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February 20th, 2012, 01:21 AM
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Crashing is just practice
Name: Evan
Location: Long Beach, CA
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Women's rights.
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February 20th, 2012, 01:27 AM
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KThanksBye
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Location: Orange County
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February 20th, 2012, 04:14 AM
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CPT Falcon
Name: J.Emmett Turner
Location: Newnan, GA
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February 27th, 2012, 05:24 PM
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Newb..... on a steeek! :D
Name: Mike
Location: Windermere, FL
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This thread will most likely get merged into this one:
http://www.ninjette.org/forums/showthread.php?t=13354 We were doing real good with that joke thread for a time, but it kinda died out for the most part lately. Feel free to try and revive it a bit though. 
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March 4th, 2012, 01:39 PM
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wat
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Location: tustin/long beach
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3 inanimate objects walk into a bar. the bartender says "so what do you do?" so the first object says "I'm a taxi. I have the worst job, tons of people sit on me, sometimes people even puke on me!" so the second object says "that's nothing! i'm a toilet! people sit on me! they piss on me! some of them even **** and throw up on me!" so the third object says "man, you guys got it easy! i'm a penis. i live next to an asshole who's always leaving his **** all over the place. i get strangled and beaten by some guy i don't even know, sometimes multiple times a day. and on top of all that i randomly get suffocated with a bag over my head!"
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March 4th, 2012, 02:56 PM
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An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.
The first asks for a beer. The second asks for half a beer. The third asks for a quarter beer. The fourth is begins to order an eighth of a beer but the bartender cuts him off and says, "You're all idiots." The first mathematician gets a horrified look on his face and retorts, "Learn your limits Sir!" The Bartender pours two beers and goes to help other customers. |
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March 4th, 2012, 03:07 PM
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ninjette.org dude
Name: 1 guess :-)
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March 5th, 2012, 01:32 AM
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Name: 1 guess :-)
Location: SF Bay Area
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March 7th, 2012, 02:16 PM
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ninjette.org dude
Name: 1 guess :-)
Location: SF Bay Area
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Dakine...
Name: AJ
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my uncle sent me this:
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March 8th, 2012, 06:28 PM
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ah hahahaha Gorilla25 I've heard that one before
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March 10th, 2012, 08:59 AM
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Name: Whodat
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For all pf those who have Safeway stores close by.
How do you get an elephant in a safeway bag? Take the "s" out of "safe", and the "f" out of "way".
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March 10th, 2012, 09:33 AM
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ninjette.org dude
Name: 1 guess :-)
Location: SF Bay Area
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After getting all of the Popes luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb.
"Excuse me, Your Holiness," says the driver, "Would you please take your seat so we can leave?" "Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "they never let me drive at the Vatican, and I'd really like to drive today." "I'm sorry but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! And what if something should happen?" protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning. "There might be something extra in it for you," says the Pope. Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph. "Please slow down, Your Holiness!!!" pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens. "Oh, dear God, I'm gonna lose my license," moans the driver. The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio. "I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the dispatcher. The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going a hundred and five. "So bust him," says the Chief. "I don't think we want to do that, he's really important," said the cop. The Chief exclaimed," All the more reason!" "No, I mean really important," said the cop. The Chief then asked, "Who ya got there, the Mayor?" Cop: "Bigger." Chief: "Governor?" Cop: "Bigger." "Well," said the Chief, "Who is it?" Cop: "I think it's God!" Chief: "What makes you think it's God?" Cop: "He's got the ****ing Pope as a chauffeur!!"
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March 10th, 2012, 10:22 PM
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March 14th, 2012, 07:09 AM
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ninjette.org dude
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March 14th, 2012, 07:16 AM
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^^ so true!
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March 14th, 2012, 09:56 AM
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CPT Falcon
Name: J.Emmett Turner
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Reminds of of this joke:
Why did the hipster burn the roof of her mouth? She liked the pizza before it was "cool." |
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March 14th, 2012, 01:20 PM
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how many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb??
some obscure number you'll prolly never know about |
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March 14th, 2012, 02:12 PM
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ninjette.org member
Name: Tommy
Location: Flemington, NJ
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Alex - thanks for the pic, I love the Swanson Pyramid of Greatness - I kept that episode of Parks and Rec on my TiVo just so I can look at - now I just made it my desktop background. The best one is "Intensity"
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ninjette.org dude
Name: 1 guess :-)
Location: SF Bay Area
Join Date: Jun 2008 Motorcycle(s): '13 Ninja 300 (white, the fastest color!), '13 R1200RT, '14 CRF250L, '12 TT-R125LE Posts: Too much.
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March 18th, 2012, 06:50 PM
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ninjette.org certified postwhore
Name: Kim
Location: mundo de ensueño
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Told to me by a teenager:
How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but I have no clue how they got in there!
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April 17th, 2012, 06:54 PM
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That rider dude.
Name: Eric
Location: Orlando, Fl.
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Here's a joke for all the mind readers out there....
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April 17th, 2012, 07:22 PM
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ohhhhhh brother
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That rider dude.
Name: Eric
Location: Orlando, Fl.
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I hit a turkey and it flew over my car and landed on the car behind me. It was a cop and he pulled me over and gave me a ticket for flipping him the bird.
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April 25th, 2012, 07:37 PM
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ninjette.org certified postwhore
Name: Jono
Location: Memphis, TN
Join Date: Sep 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 Triumph Street Triple, 2009 KLX250SF, 2003 Suzuki SV650S (Sold), 2006 Ninja 250 (Sold) Posts: A lot.
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What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
A PRIVATE TUTOR! |
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That rider dude.
Name: Eric
Location: Orlando, Fl.
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What's the only ailment to ever get Chuck Norris sick??
Kung Flu!! |
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