The official ugly two-wheel transportation thread. - Page 6

akima · February 8th, 2012, 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oreX

Stretched scooters are gaining popularity here in Florida. Its hard not to laugh every time I see one.

http://orlando.craigslist.org/mcy/2839123834.html

I think the Honda Ruckus is cute (>.>)

250rr · February 8th, 2012, 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by akima

^ how do I make my ninjette do that?!

Turn your back away from your Ninjette. Have a big fat American sit on it. Turn to face your Ninjette.

Have above-mentioned large American get off of it. Voila!

akima · February 8th, 2012, 12:29 PM

@250rr: genius. I like my money saving tips!

lgk · February 8th, 2012, 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiggles

Hey guys, lets combine a couch and a scooter!

a psychiatrist's couch maybe

250rr · February 8th, 2012, 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by akima

@250rr: genius. I like my money saving tips!

Happy to help, my woodland friend.

"A" · February 8th, 2012, 07:33 PM

Not sure 'bout its top speed, but it sure tasted good..

Motofool · February 9th, 2012, 07:58 AM

This one is a total misunderstanding of Triumph motto: "Go your own way"

akima · February 9th, 2012, 10:48 AM

@Motofool: it probably looked better in his head. Sounds nice in my head! A black triumph with white wall tyres and red accents... then I see the picture... * pukes *

DSpinler · February 9th, 2012, 11:38 AM

Not technically two wheels... but parts of it used to be

sombo · February 9th, 2012, 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DSpinler

Not technically two wheels... but parts of it used to be

It may be ugly, but I think it's pretty ingenious.

akima · February 9th, 2012, 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sombo

It may be ugly, but I think it's pretty ingenious.

I was actually thinking the same thing! I was looking over the various parts of it and thinking how impressive the skills of the guy that made it were. But yeah: I think it hit more branches on the way down from the ugly tree than choneofakind's pregen

choneofakind · February 9th, 2012, 04:07 PM

OIY!!!! you just hurt her lime green and purple feelings.!

akima · February 9th, 2012, 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by choneofakind

OIY!!!! you just hurt her lime green and purple feelings.!

Why is your name Chone of a kind? It's been bugging me since I typed it!

gfloyd2002 · February 9th, 2012, 04:19 PM

CHris ONE OF A KIND is my guess.

choneofakind · February 9th, 2012, 04:22 PM

Floyd's got it. It's ch one of a kind. My first name is Chris, and my last name starts with H, so it's choneofakind

@alex.s keeps calling me chodeofakind...

akima · February 9th, 2012, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by choneofakind

Floyd's got it. It's ch one of a kind. @alex.s keeps calling me chodeofakind...

He he.

Toad of a kind!

choneofakind · February 9th, 2012, 04:34 PM

Hey. only one of us here is a woodland creature. No toads

akima · February 9th, 2012, 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by choneofakind

Hey. only one of us here is a woodland creature. No toads

Found your new avatar:

cute!

choneofakind · February 9th, 2012, 04:51 PM

I'll give it a try, just for the crazy brit

alex.s · February 9th, 2012, 04:58 PM

no, chris. I keep calling you CHODE. just chode. and it has nothing to do with your name <3

alex.s · February 9th, 2012, 05:00 PM

P.S. chode, your title says speed reader. how fast do you read? my mom made me take speed reading classes when i was little.

choneofakind · February 9th, 2012, 05:01 PM

I like to think that's just because you're dyslexic and can't keep the n straight from the d.

I'm ignoring the chode accusations

akima · February 10th, 2012, 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by choneofakind

I'll give it a try, just for the crazy brit

choneofakind · February 10th, 2012, 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alex.s

P.S. chode, your title says speed reader. how fast do you read? my mom made me take speed reading classes when i was little.

it's based off the suggestions Alex gave me for keeping up with posts. One of his suggestions was speed read. I thought that was funny, so I went with that

akima · February 10th, 2012, 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by choneofakind

it's based off the suggestions Alex gave me for keeping up with posts. One of his suggestions was speed read. I thought that was funny, so I went with that

I changed mine recently too "ninjette nooblet". I figured people might see my post count and [incorrectly] assume that I was some kind of experienced rider and apply higher trust to my words. That would be a grave mistake!

alex.s · February 10th, 2012, 11:24 AM

dont worry akima, you're better than chode.

DSpinler · February 10th, 2012, 11:30 AM

o.O

choneofakind · February 10th, 2012, 11:37 AM

akima, nooblet sounds like you're a little midget noob. Nooblet

alex.s, yeahhh I think so. You know you're still jealous of my incredible good looks though

(this better not get posted in the dumbest thing people have posted thread lol)

alex.s · February 10th, 2012, 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by choneofakind

akima, nooblet sounds like you're a little midget noob. Nooblet

alex.s, yeahhh I think so. You know you're still jealous of my incredible good looks though

(this better not get posted in the dumbest thing people have posted thread lol)

i donno man that blue profile pic is universally accepted as one of the worst photos of you ever. so its hard to not judge you by it.

choneofakind · February 10th, 2012, 01:19 PM

wwaaaait that was me that Tiffani was talking about as the blue guy???

hey it'm not blue, just reflecting the light off the iMac I was sitting in front of cuz I'm so white!

alex.s · February 10th, 2012, 03:26 PM

Oh. I don't see race.

Klondike1020 · February 10th, 2012, 03:34 PM

I need to upload my bike I've been ridding a 08 250r with no fairings and mountain bike handle bars mounted to it backwards . Lol waiting to buy parts

Jono · February 10th, 2012, 05:02 PM

Chone...... http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chone

nickjpass · February 10th, 2012, 06:21 PM

Lol I never looked it up. You have a gross name chone lol

choneofakind · February 11th, 2012, 02:29 PM

Jono and nickjpass

I've never seen that before, and it really wasn't my intent. It's not supposed to be chone of a kind, it's supposed to be c h one of a kind. My initials are C.H. Until alex started calling me chone or chode, I had never even considered those as a possible interpretation of my username

nickjpass · February 11th, 2012, 06:34 PM

I always thought it was CHONE!

423yjl · February 20th, 2012, 02:46 PM

Another Yami scooter, I just don't get this style of scooter thing.

choneofakind · February 20th, 2012, 04:58 PM

^ looks like a jet ski

saxnbass · February 20th, 2012, 05:11 PM

No... that just looks like the top of the Ninjette page

choneofakind · February 20th, 2012, 06:11 PM

bahaha didn't realize that was going to happen...

February 9th, 2012, 11:38 AM	#209
DSpinler Your Lord Funny Bits Name: Darrell Location: Fort Collins Join Date: Jan 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2011 Kawasaki Ninja 250 Posts: 95	Not technically two wheels... but parts of it used to be __________________________________________________ --- Your Lord Funny Bits ---

February 9th, 2012, 04:19 PM	#214
gfloyd2002 User Title Free Since '12 Name: Floyd Location: Barbados Join Date: Dec 2010 Motorcycle(s): '10 Ninja 250R Special Edition Green Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 13 MOTM - Feb '12	CHris ONE OF A KIND is my guess. __________________________________________________ "Improvement makes straight roads, but the crooked roads without improvement, are roads of genius." — William Blake

February 9th, 2012, 04:58 PM	#220
alex.s wat Name: wat Location: tustin/long beach Join Date: Sep 2009 Motorcycle(s): wat Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 5 MOTM - Oct '12, Feb '14	no, chris. I keep calling you CHODE. just chode. and it has nothing to do with your name <3 __________________________________________________

February 9th, 2012, 05:00 PM	#221
alex.s wat Name: wat Location: tustin/long beach Join Date: Sep 2009 Motorcycle(s): wat Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 5 MOTM - Oct '12, Feb '14	P.S. chode, your title says speed reader. how fast do you read? my mom made me take speed reading classes when i was little. __________________________________________________

February 10th, 2012, 11:24 AM	#226
alex.s wat Name: wat Location: tustin/long beach Join Date: Sep 2009 Motorcycle(s): wat Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 5 MOTM - Oct '12, Feb '14	dont worry akima, you're better than chode. __________________________________________________

February 8th, 2012, 12:29 PM	#203
akima Nooblet Name: Akima Location: England Join Date: Jul 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2011 Ninja 250R FI Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 5 MOTM - Oct '13	@250rr: genius. I like my money saving tips!

February 8th, 2012, 07:33 PM	#206
"A" vampire Name: A Location: IT Join Date: Feb 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2 many 2 list Posts: A lot.	Not sure 'bout its top speed, but it sure tasted good..

February 9th, 2012, 10:48 AM	#208
akima Nooblet Name: Akima Location: England Join Date: Jul 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2011 Ninja 250R FI Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 5 MOTM - Oct '13	@Motofool: it probably looked better in his head. Sounds nice in my head! A black triumph with white wall tyres and red accents... then I see the picture... * pukes *

February 9th, 2012, 04:07 PM	#212
choneofakind ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: . Location: . Join Date: Feb 2011 Motorcycle(s): . Posts: Too much. MOTM - Feb '13, Feb '14	OIY!!!! you just hurt her lime green and purple feelings.!

February 9th, 2012, 04:22 PM	#215
choneofakind ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: . Location: . Join Date: Feb 2011 Motorcycle(s): . Posts: Too much. MOTM - Feb '13, Feb '14	Floyd's got it. It's ch one of a kind. My first name is Chris, and my last name starts with H, so it's choneofakind @alex.s keeps calling me chodeofakind...

February 9th, 2012, 04:34 PM	#217
choneofakind ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: . Location: . Join Date: Feb 2011 Motorcycle(s): . Posts: Too much. MOTM - Feb '13, Feb '14	Hey. only one of us here is a woodland creature. No toads

February 9th, 2012, 04:51 PM	#219
choneofakind ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: . Location: . Join Date: Feb 2011 Motorcycle(s): . Posts: Too much. MOTM - Feb '13, Feb '14	I'll give it a try, just for the crazy brit

February 9th, 2012, 05:01 PM	#222
choneofakind ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: . Location: . Join Date: Feb 2011 Motorcycle(s): . Posts: Too much. MOTM - Feb '13, Feb '14	I like to think that's just because you're dyslexic and can't keep the n straight from the d. I'm ignoring the chode accusations

February 10th, 2012, 11:30 AM	#227
DSpinler Your Lord Funny Bits Name: Darrell Location: Fort Collins Join Date: Jan 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2011 Kawasaki Ninja 250 Posts: 95	o.O __________________________________________________ --- Your Lord Funny Bits ---

February 10th, 2012, 11:37 AM	#228
choneofakind ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: . Location: . Join Date: Feb 2011 Motorcycle(s): . Posts: Too much. MOTM - Feb '13, Feb '14	akima, nooblet sounds like you're a little midget noob. Nooblet alex.s, yeahhh I think so. You know you're still jealous of my incredible good looks though (this better not get posted in the dumbest thing people have posted thread lol)

February 10th, 2012, 01:19 PM	#230
choneofakind ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: . Location: . Join Date: Feb 2011 Motorcycle(s): . Posts: Too much. MOTM - Feb '13, Feb '14	wwaaaait that was me that Tiffani was talking about as the blue guy??? hey it'm not blue, just reflecting the light off the iMac I was sitting in front of cuz I'm so white!

February 10th, 2012, 03:26 PM	#231
alex.s wat Name: wat Location: tustin/long beach Join Date: Sep 2009 Motorcycle(s): wat Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 5 MOTM - Oct '12, Feb '14	Oh. I don't see race. __________________________________________________

February 10th, 2012, 03:34 PM	#232
Klondike1020 Intrepid Adventurer Name: Josh Location: Rochester/Buffalo NY Join Date: Jan 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2004 GSXR 750 , 71 cb350streettracker, 07 Polaris Predator 500 Posts: A lot.	I need to upload my bike I've been ridding a 08 250r with no fairings and mountain bike handle bars mounted to it backwards . Lol waiting to buy parts

February 10th, 2012, 05:02 PM	#233
Jono ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Jono Location: Memphis, TN Join Date: Sep 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 Triumph Street Triple, 2009 KLX250SF, 2003 Suzuki SV650S (Sold), 2006 Ninja 250 (Sold) Posts: A lot.	Chone...... http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chone

February 10th, 2012, 06:21 PM	#234
nickjpass #squid Name: nickypoo Location: Five Guys Join Date: Jul 2011 Motorcycle(s): Track dedicated 2008 ZX6R Posts: A lot. MOTM - Jul '16	Lol I never looked it up. You have a gross name chone lol __________________________________________________

February 11th, 2012, 02:29 PM	#235
choneofakind ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: . Location: . Join Date: Feb 2011 Motorcycle(s): . Posts: Too much. MOTM - Feb '13, Feb '14	Jono and nickjpass I've never seen that before, and it really wasn't my intent. It's not supposed to be chone of a kind, it's supposed to be c h one of a kind. My initials are C.H. Until alex started calling me chone or chode, I had never even considered those as a possible interpretation of my username

February 11th, 2012, 06:34 PM	#236
nickjpass #squid Name: nickypoo Location: Five Guys Join Date: Jul 2011 Motorcycle(s): Track dedicated 2008 ZX6R Posts: A lot. MOTM - Jul '16	I always thought it was CHONE! __________________________________________________

February 20th, 2012, 04:58 PM	#238
choneofakind ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: . Location: . Join Date: Feb 2011 Motorcycle(s): . Posts: Too much. MOTM - Feb '13, Feb '14	^ looks like a jet ski

February 20th, 2012, 05:11 PM	#239
saxnbass ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Eric Location: Nashville, TN Join Date: Oct 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 CBR600rr Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 1	No... that just looks like the top of the Ninjette page

February 20th, 2012, 06:11 PM	#240
choneofakind ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: . Location: . Join Date: Feb 2011 Motorcycle(s): . Posts: Too much. MOTM - Feb '13, Feb '14	bahaha didn't realize that was going to happen...

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