If your motorcycle had a bumper, what would the sticker say?

Apex · October 11th, 2011, 02:49 PM

Probably something like: Get off my a**

kaiserz · October 11th, 2011, 02:53 PM

Put your damn phone down! yes you b!tch!

something like that. (mellow and calm voice)

Mr.E · October 11th, 2011, 04:26 PM

"How'd you catch up so quick?"

I often find people racing to catch up to me sometimes. Although, it could have something to do with me driving slower since its in break in. But even when I pass people sometimes, its like they have to catch up to me...

CynicalC · October 11th, 2011, 04:39 PM

My other ride is your mom

ruben · October 11th, 2011, 04:43 PM

"baby on board"

Mr.E · October 11th, 2011, 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CynicalC

My other ride is your mom

ally99 · October 11th, 2011, 06:17 PM

Black belt Ninja rider

(for those who think chicks on a bike can be intimidated easily...I'd love to make those big ol' truck guys think twice!)

Apex · October 12th, 2011, 07:31 AM

^^^^
HOT

DarC · October 12th, 2011, 08:00 AM

"Honk if you have never seen someone shoot from a motorcycle"

CThunder-blue · October 12th, 2011, 11:44 AM

If you're able to read this Please call an ambulance.

Lvr · October 31st, 2011, 12:21 PM

GO!!!!!!!!!!!!

"A" · October 31st, 2011, 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kaiserz

Put your damn phone down! yes you b!tch!

something like that. (mellow and calm voice)

"Hang up and drive, moron".

CZroe · October 31st, 2011, 09:19 PM

Fal-cone... PAWNCH!!!

kaiserz · October 31st, 2011, 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by "A"

"Hang up and drive, moron".

like that much better

Jiggles · October 31st, 2011, 11:00 PM

Lane Splitting Is Not A Crime

Zombiphone · November 1st, 2011, 07:44 AM

"U Jelly?"

It would be most effective when lane splitting

Rollin.. · November 1st, 2011, 09:41 AM

"If you're going to ride up my a**, at least pull my hair"...

DRivero · November 1st, 2011, 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rollin..

"If you're going to ride up my a**, at least pull my hair"...

^^Snork!!!

How about:

"If you can read this, BACK THE F*CK OFF!"

almost40 · November 2nd, 2011, 08:14 AM

My mission in life is to satisfy nymphomaniacs

I have this bumper sticker on the back of my 86 Monte SS

Lil_Green_Demon · November 2nd, 2011, 09:12 AM

Now you see me...

Now you still do.

rockNroll · November 2nd, 2011, 09:53 AM

quiet pipes save lives

Jiggles · November 2nd, 2011, 06:37 PM

.....Looking For Motorcycle Babe........
..........To Ride Two-Up With............
...........Call 408-799-8052...............
..........No Men Need Apply...............

DarC · November 2nd, 2011, 07:53 PM

"Don't blame me for your ****** driving"

Bad day today...must have been a Morons in Minivans convention somewhere cause they were out in full force.

Boom King · November 3rd, 2011, 11:41 AM

"Mid-life crisis?... You know it"

adouglas · June 26th, 2012, 01:10 PM

I'D RATHER BE RIDING
oh, wait....
never mind

EvilPooMonkey · June 26th, 2012, 01:22 PM

WWJD
What would Jiggles do

Asspire · June 26th, 2012, 07:35 PM

"I WORK hard because people on welfare depend on me!"

yeah, thats right, I went there.

lamchops · June 26th, 2012, 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CThunder-blue

If you're able to read this Please call an ambulance.

Lol.

Snake · June 27th, 2012, 12:09 PM

Big things come in small packages.

Monkeytofu · June 27th, 2012, 01:16 PM

"This is NOT my girlfriend's bike."

CZroe · June 27th, 2012, 03:39 PM

I forgot to mention that I had a "60+ MPG" sticker on my Ninjette's fender for the first couple years.

Stingray1000 · June 27th, 2012, 03:56 PM

"Don't worry it will only seem kinky the first time...."

Sorry I don't use bumper stickers but if I did, this is what it would read....

Stingray1000 · June 27th, 2012, 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiggles

..........No Men Need Apply...............

Not what I heard... LOL

dirty nasty · June 28th, 2012, 03:28 PM

I would have a sticker that said <-- !REVO EVOM on my windscreen. In fact, maybe I should go get one of those.

I suppose the rear could say THANKS! for those nice/intelligent enough to move out of the passing lane.

xSean13 · June 28th, 2012, 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asspire

"I WORK hard because people on welfare depend on me!"

yeah, thats right, I went there.

With a Romney '12 sticker below it?

Heed · June 28th, 2012, 10:48 PM

something like "pay attention to the road" in the shortest, punctual phrase possible. which might be contradicting if it's a bumper sticker lol

Old Lemon · June 30th, 2012, 09:30 PM

If you can read this I'm going too slow

Joule · July 1st, 2012, 12:38 AM

I would go for the classic one

"Keep distance, Power brakes" lmfao

October 11th, 2011, 02:49 PM	#1
Apex Livin' the Minimoto Life Name: Mark Location: Riding around in TX Join Date: Mar 2009 Motorcycle(s): 2022 Honda Navi, 2018 Z-125 Pro Posts: A lot.	If your motorcycle had a bumper, what would the sticker say? Probably something like: Get off my a __________________________________________________ --- My IG Page --- My FB page! ---** 2022 Honda Navi && 2018 Z-125 Pro

October 11th, 2011, 04:26 PM	#3
Mr.E That rider dude. Name: Eric Location: Orlando, Fl. Join Date: Apr 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2011 White Ninja 250 SE. Posts: A lot.	"How'd you catch up so quick?" I often find people racing to catch up to me sometimes. Although, it could have something to do with me driving slower since its in break in. But even when I pass people sometimes, its like they have to catch up to me... __________________________________________________ Mods: flushmount Led front binkers, diode mod, pazzo levers, clear tank pad, racing replica grips, bike monkeys integrated tal light, zx-2r vinyls, rearsets, red bar ends, and more red accented stuff.

October 11th, 2011, 04:39 PM	#4
CynicalC ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Colin Location: Bay Area Join Date: Feb 2011 Motorcycle(s): '96 EX250 Posts: A lot.	My other ride is your mom __________________________________________________ Ç¥ñï©ª\| ßÿ Ñâ7µ®é. Äñt¡~§º¢Ïä\| ßý Çhøî©è.

October 11th, 2011, 06:17 PM	#7
ally99 Ninja chick Name: Allyson Location: Athens, GA Join Date: Jun 2009 Motorcycle(s): '13 Ninja 300 Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 4 MOTM - Dec '13, Feb '15	Black belt Ninja rider (for those who think chicks on a bike can be intimidated easily...I'd love to make those big ol' truck guys think twice!) __________________________________________________ Sometimes it's the journey that teaches you a lot about your destination. ~Drake Check out my Appalachian Trail journal, 2015! Postwhores are COOL! ~Allyson

October 12th, 2011, 07:31 AM	#8
Apex Livin' the Minimoto Life Name: Mark Location: Riding around in TX Join Date: Mar 2009 Motorcycle(s): 2022 Honda Navi, 2018 Z-125 Pro Posts: A lot.	^^^^ HOT __________________________________________________ --- My IG Page --- My FB page! --- 2022 Honda Navi && 2018 Z-125 Pro

October 11th, 2011, 02:53 PM	#2
kaiserz There's a limit to s2pdty Name: A.D. Location: NoVa the burg Join Date: Apr 2011 Motorcycle(s): 250r ninja (sold) Posts: A lot.	Put your damn phone down! yes you b!tch! something like that. (mellow and calm voice)

October 11th, 2011, 04:43 PM	#5
ruben ninjette.org member Name: ruben Location: MIA Join Date: Aug 2011 Motorcycle(s): Civic SI / future 250r Posts: 57	"baby on board"

October 12th, 2011, 08:00 AM	#9
DarC DUCEATR Name: Dan Location: El Paso, Texas Join Date: Apr 2011 Motorcycle(s): RVT1000R Posts: 628	"Honk if you have never seen someone shoot from a motorcycle" __________________________________________________ 2001 SP1 RC51- #62 -Akrapovic Ti, PCIII, Colin Edward's first baby tooth, Honda Racing sticker, some Japanese doods best attempt at Engrish scribbled on my engine block, little touch of soul.

October 12th, 2011, 11:44 AM	#10
CThunder-blue ModMy250.com Name: Tri Location: St, Louis Join Date: Sep 2010 Motorcycle(s): 2009 Ninja 250R, 2005 R6 Posts: A lot.	If you're able to read this Please call an ambulance. __________________________________________________ The www.ModMy250.com guy

October 31st, 2011, 12:21 PM	#11
Lvr ninjette.org member Name: Levi Location: Ny Join Date: Oct 2010 Motorcycle(s): Ninja 250 Posts: 136	GO!!!!!!!!!!!!

October 31st, 2011, 09:19 PM	#13
CZroe CPT Falcon Name: J.Emmett Turner Location: Newnan, GA Join Date: Apr 2009 Motorcycle(s): '08 CP Blue EX250J, '97 unpainted EX250F, 2nd '97 unpainted EX250F (no engine), '07 black EX250F Posts: A lot.	Fal-cone... PAWNCH!!!

October 31st, 2011, 11:00 PM	#15
Jiggles Jigglin' your Jiglets Name: Sean Location: San Jose, Ca Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 K1300S, 2013 Ninja 300, 2011 Ninja 250R, Faster than Unregistered's ninjette Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 1 MOTM - Apr '13	Lane Splitting Is Not A Crime __________________________________________________ If the Ninja 250 doesn't have enough power for you, then you don't know how to ride it. AFM #676 Supersports are for n00bs

November 1st, 2011, 07:44 AM	#16
Zombiphone CVMA/AFM #72 Name: Tiffani Location: Los Angeles, Ca Join Date: Oct 2009 Motorcycle(s): 2009 Ninja 250r (Racebike), 2015 FZ-07(Tourer), 2001 KX65(LOL bike) Posts: A lot.	"U Jelly?" It would be most effective when lane splitting

November 1st, 2011, 09:41 AM	#17
Rollin.. ninjette.org member Name: Ron Location: Jersey Join Date: Jun 2010 Motorcycle(s): 2010 Ninja 250 Posts: 133	"If you're going to ride up my a**, at least pull my hair"...

November 2nd, 2011, 08:14 AM	#19
almost40 ninjette.org Monkey Spank Name: Kevin Location: Illinois Join Date: Apr 2009 Motorcycle(s): 2008 250R Track-Bike Woodcraft clip-ons and rearsets FZ-6 track bike Posts: A lot.	My mission in life is to satisfy nymphomaniacs I have this bumper sticker on the back of my 86 Monte SS __________________________________________________ Black 250R Full Area P QC Dyno Jet Kit 100 main 41T Rear Sprocket

November 2nd, 2011, 09:12 AM	#20
Lil_Green_Demon Winging It In Life Name: Umar Location: SoCal Join Date: Aug 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2010 250R; 2011 250R (sold) Posts: A lot.	Now you see me... Now you still do. __________________________________________________ 2011 Kawasaki Ninja 250R (Bought - Apr 22, 2011; Sold - Feb 17, 2015) 2010 Kawasaki Ninja 250R (Bought - May 01, 2017; Current)

November 2nd, 2011, 09:53 AM	#21
rockNroll . Name: rock Location: greenville, south carolina Join Date: Jun 2009 Motorcycle(s): black Posts: A lot.	quiet pipes save lives __________________________________________________ Always get a second opinion because most of these people are makin' this stuff up

November 2nd, 2011, 06:37 PM	#22
Jiggles Jigglin' your Jiglets Name: Sean Location: San Jose, Ca Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 K1300S, 2013 Ninja 300, 2011 Ninja 250R, Faster than Unregistered's ninjette Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 1 MOTM - Apr '13	.....Looking For Motorcycle Babe........ ..........To Ride Two-Up With............ ...........Call 408-799-8052............... ..........No Men Need Apply............... __________________________________________________ If the Ninja 250 doesn't have enough power for you, then you don't know how to ride it. AFM #676 Supersports are for n00bs

November 2nd, 2011, 07:53 PM	#23
DarC DUCEATR Name: Dan Location: El Paso, Texas Join Date: Apr 2011 Motorcycle(s): RVT1000R Posts: 628	"Don't blame me for your ****** driving" Bad day today...must have been a Morons in Minivans convention somewhere cause they were out in full force. __________________________________________________ 2001 SP1 RC51- #62 -Akrapovic Ti, PCIII, Colin Edward's first baby tooth, Honda Racing sticker, some Japanese doods best attempt at Engrish scribbled on my engine block, little touch of soul.

November 3rd, 2011, 11:41 AM	#24
Boom King So, where's the reverse? Name: Anson Location: Ontario, Canada Join Date: Nov 2010 Motorcycle(s): 2009 Kawasaki Ninja 250R Posts: A lot.	"Mid-life crisis?... You know it"

June 26th, 2012, 01:10 PM	#25
adouglas Cat herder Name: Gort Location: A secret lair which, being secret, has an undisclosed location Join Date: May 2009 Motorcycle(s): Aprilia RS660 Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 6 MOTM - Jul '18, Nov '16, Aug '14, May '13	I'D RATHER BE RIDING oh, wait.... never mind

June 26th, 2012, 01:22 PM	#26
EvilPooMonkey ninjette.org guru Name: James Location: Winston Salem N.C. Join Date: May 2012 Motorcycle(s): Ninja 250 :) Posts: 253	WWJD What would Jiggles do

June 26th, 2012, 07:35 PM	#27
Asspire Fix It Till Ya Break It Name: Asspyre Location: T.Dot Join Date: Oct 2011 Motorcycle(s): 08 250RRrrrr Posts: 623	"I WORK hard because people on welfare depend on me!" yeah, thats right, I went there.

June 27th, 2012, 12:09 PM	#29
Snake ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Rick Location: Alexandria, Louisiana Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): 05 Blue Ninja 250 Posts: Too much. MOTY - 2017, MOTM - Jan '19, Oct '16, May '14	Big things come in small packages.

June 27th, 2012, 01:16 PM	#30
Monkeytofu I told you bro Name: Noor Location: Austin, Texas Join Date: Jun 2012 Motorcycle(s): 1996 Ninja 250r Posts: 680	"This is NOT my girlfriend's bike."

June 27th, 2012, 03:39 PM	#31
CZroe CPT Falcon Name: J.Emmett Turner Location: Newnan, GA Join Date: Apr 2009 Motorcycle(s): '08 CP Blue EX250J, '97 unpainted EX250F, 2nd '97 unpainted EX250F (no engine), '07 black EX250F Posts: A lot.	I forgot to mention that I had a "60+ MPG" sticker on my Ninjette's fender for the first couple years.

June 27th, 2012, 03:56 PM	#32
Stingray1000 ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Jon Location: Newark, De Join Date: Apr 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2003 Kawasaki Ninja 250R Posts: A lot.	"Don't worry it will only seem kinky the first time...." Sorry I don't use bumper stickers but if I did, this is what it would read.... __________________________________________________ http://www.facebook.com/groups/DeMdNjPagrouprides/ I live my life a quarter mile at a time! Who is affraid of the big bad jiggles???? LOL

June 28th, 2012, 03:28 PM	#34
dirty nasty ninjette.org sage Name: Karl Location: MA Join Date: Jun 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2000 Kwak Ninja 250 and 1998 Yamaha YZ400F Posts: 534	I would have a sticker that said <-- !REVO EVOM on my windscreen. In fact, maybe I should go get one of those. I suppose the rear could say THANKS! for those nice/intelligent enough to move out of the passing lane.

June 28th, 2012, 10:48 PM	#36
Heed ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: John Location: Illinois Join Date: Aug 2011 Motorcycle(s): None yet, yet. Posts: A lot.	something like "pay attention to the road" in the shortest, punctual phrase possible. which might be contradicting if it's a bumper sticker lol __________________________________________________ The Rush is Addictive

June 30th, 2012, 09:30 PM	#37
Old Lemon Lays er down Name: Michael Location: Maryland Join Date: Apr 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2008 Lime green Ninja 250R Posts: A lot.	If you can read this I'm going too slow

July 1st, 2012, 12:38 AM	#38
Joule ninjette.org member Name: Tej Location: Ludhiana, India Join Date: Dec 2011 Motorcycle(s): Black 2011 Ninja 250R FI Posts: 102	I would go for the classic one "Keep distance, Power brakes" lmfao __________________________________________________ dat road rash game

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