this is freaking hilarious..

tinng321 · May 8th, 2009, 08:55 AM

I don't think sales is a career path for this guy.

http://cnj.craigslist.org/mcy/1160627066.html

Quote:

2002 ZX6R LOWEST PRICE ON CRAIGSLIST!!!!!! - $3500 (Old Bridge)

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Reply to: sale-uyd5k-1160627066@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-05-08, 11:20AM EDT

I freaking did my F-ing research alright you freaking people. I just want to buy a new freaking bike and sell this one. And I am ganna give you the Freaking best deal on Feaking craigslist in the Freaking Central Jersey Section. Ganna BEAT ALL 2001/2002 ZX6R prices. So just come and freaking buy mine you idiot. CALL ME AT 732 829 0479

2002 zx6r with only freaking 9,xxx mles
Im selling for 3500$ and its in GReat F-ing condition

UNLESS YOU WANT TO BUY- (Other ones posted on craigs which cost more then mine and have more miles on them)

2001 w/ 22k miles for 3600$ - freaking a lot of miles ....CALL (732) 322-5060
2001 w/15,000 miles for 4200$ - yea in his dreams... Call 732 620 1554
2001 w/ 17,500 miles for 3799- yea right.. and in camden.. ganna get shot therrrr. ..CALL 215-606-8785

NOW THE 2002
2002 (doesnt say milage)for 4300$....HAHAH he doesnt take low ballars.. CALL 203-395-3750,
2002 (no milage) for 3800.. WHat the hell is wrong witht his one... its sooo ugly gold black and red. nastey. email stefane_cornish@yahoo.com - 600cc
2002 21k for 3900$..Looks like mine.. I HAVE LESS MILAGE AND CHEAPER PRICE!!! ..CALL call 210-870-8373

Yea so I DONT FREAKING UNDERSTAND WHY YOU LOSER DONT PUCKING COME TO ME AND BUY MINE???

I HAVE LESS MILAGE ON MINE THEN ALL THOSE OTHER LOSER!!!! ALL OF THEM!!!!!!!!!!! AND A LOWER PRICE!!! Once summer comes you losers are ganna regret it.. ganna be like DAM i shud have bought it from that kid.... now he is selling for 4000$ (prices go up in summer time) and ur ganna cry and IM ganna laugh YEA IM GANNA LAUGH AT YOU....

just b/c im freaking have to take a dump right now.. well i am taking a dump right now... (writing this ad on the toilet) If you come 2day.. ill give it to you for 3300$ even tho i dont want to.... but before 3 o clock only... after that too late.

now this is my bike... it is hot.. and i look HOT riding it. HAVE A NICE DAY

•Location: Old Bridge
•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

CC Cowboy · May 8th, 2009, 09:03 AM

I was shocked to see he was wearing a helmet

Kolya1981 · May 8th, 2009, 09:06 AM

Lol, yeah...bet he is a squid. Prolly hit his un-helmeted head a few to many times. Lol
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tinng321 · May 8th, 2009, 09:06 AM

i like the get shot in camden part...lolz

OldGuy · May 8th, 2009, 09:06 AM

Impressive vocabulary for such a young man

Realirony · May 8th, 2009, 09:14 AM

lol hes taking a dump and looks hot riding it. this made me laugh so hard. Thanks, I needed this XD

zail · May 8th, 2009, 09:33 AM

Charmed by his eloquence .. lol.. may have to fly out to the states and buy his bike just to see if he is as amusing in real life!!! PMSL!

Lurkable · May 8th, 2009, 12:55 PM

Haha I love this guy. Hopefully he would be just as entertaining when I went to see the bike in person.

thsadmin · May 8th, 2009, 02:27 PM

That's a sales pitch that might actually work ... imagine how many others are pointing to his sales thread and laughing, not the funniest that I have seen - but pretty good.

DarkNinja52 · July 29th, 2009, 09:26 AM

pretty freaking funny, craigslist ftw

rockNroll · July 29th, 2009, 09:30 AM

Looks like someone is playin a joke on a buddy. (back in the day, I put my boss' house up for sale in the newspaper.... cheap).

Snake · July 29th, 2009, 12:58 PM

That was very funny.

tjkamper · July 29th, 2009, 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rockNroll

Looks like someone is playin a joke on a buddy. (back in the day, I put my boss' house up for sale in the newspaper.... cheap).

Hey me too!

But I really can't believe this guy is legit. But hey I've met plenty of crazies so who knows.

RSman · July 29th, 2009, 01:27 PM

Drunk post, lulz?
Hmm... well done. I hope that helps his sale, sans the toilet part.

Joe · July 29th, 2009, 01:47 PM

Fugeddaboudit!!!

May 8th, 2009, 09:03 AM	#2
CC Cowboy ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Whodat Location: Ware Is.,MA Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): I pass the wind! Posts: A lot. MOTM - Mar '13, Jun '14	I was shocked to see he was wearing a helmet __________________________________________________ If everything seems under control; you're just not going fast enough!

May 8th, 2009, 09:06 AM	#5
OldGuy Live Life Name: Don Location: Lincoln, NE Join Date: Nov 2008 Motorcycle(s): 2009 Green SE Ninja 250 Posts: A lot.	Impressive vocabulary for such a young man __________________________________________________ - ATGATT - Scorpion EX700 Hi-Vis Helmet, First Gear MeshTek 3.0 Jacket, TourMaster Transition 2 Jacket and Flex Pants, Sidi Doha boots

May 8th, 2009, 09:14 AM	#6
Realirony That New Kid Name: Matthew Location: Raleigh Join Date: Mar 2009 Motorcycle(s): 2008 Kawasaki Ninja250R Posts: 68	lol hes taking a dump and looks hot riding it. this made me laugh so hard. Thanks, I needed this XD __________________________________________________ I'm not crazy, I just know something the others don't

July 29th, 2009, 01:27 PM	#14
RSman ninjette.org member Name: Ryan Location: Colorado Join Date: Jun 2009 Motorcycle(s): Pacific Blue Bonneville Posts: 32	Drunk post, lulz? Hmm... well done. I hope that helps his sale, sans the toilet part. __________________________________________________ 865ccs of FURY!

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May 8th, 2009, 09:06 AM	#3
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May 8th, 2009, 09:33 AM	#7
zail ninjette.org member Name: zail Location: Bristol, UK Join Date: Apr 2009 Motorcycle(s): 08 Ninja 250r Posts: 156	Charmed by his eloquence .. lol.. may have to fly out to the states and buy his bike just to see if he is as amusing in real life!!! PMSL!

May 8th, 2009, 12:55 PM	#8
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thsadmin 1986 GPZ Ninjette Name: Jase Location: Australia Mate Join Date: May 2009 Motorcycle(s): 1986 GPZ Ninja Posts: 83 Blog Entries: 4	That's a sales pitch that might actually work ... imagine how many others are pointing to his sales thread and laughing, not the funniest that I have seen - but pretty good.

July 29th, 2009, 09:26 AM	#10
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July 29th, 2009, 09:30 AM	#11
rockNroll . Name: rock Location: greenville, south carolina Join Date: Jun 2009 Motorcycle(s): black Posts: A lot.	Looks like someone is playin a joke on a buddy. (back in the day, I put my boss' house up for sale in the newspaper.... cheap).

July 29th, 2009, 12:58 PM	#12
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