Rape Van - Page 2

Jiggles · December 1st, 2012, 01:33 PM

Granted, if I got a van I would do everything in my power to not sell my maxima

Jiggles · December 1st, 2012, 01:33 PM

Though half the vans I'm looking at get better mileage.....

himynameisjoe · December 1st, 2012, 09:38 PM

Will you please paint something mildly inappropriate on the side of it? Or at the very least, removable magnets?

papawhellie · December 1st, 2012, 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by choneofakind

You're telling me you get the same mileage in that car that I get in a '97 Tahoe??? I get about 16-17 mpg consistently out of an aging 5.7 L V8 in a truck that weighs 5500 lbs...

Either you weigh a metric button, or your put your foot on the floor. Sheesh.

He is burning Cali gas. Has Arnold pee and old Prius battery juice mixed in. Here in GA and AL we only add a select amount of select pureed minority's.

choneofakind · December 1st, 2012, 11:42 PM

But that's about a %10 reduction in mpg right? So that still puts his expected highway mileage around 23 mpg. That's a lot better than a van that gets 15 on a good day with non-CA gasoline.

Jiggles · December 2nd, 2012, 12:52 PM

I get like 20 on the freeway, 80mph is not that effecient

choneofakind · December 2nd, 2012, 12:56 PM

...so slow it down to 69 or 70 and use cruise control. Then you don't even have to slow down when the police are attempting radar traps because you're going an acceptable speed. Works for me.

Jiggles · December 2nd, 2012, 02:07 PM

Flow of traffic is 80+ here. I go with the flow, bro

choneofakind · December 2nd, 2012, 02:36 PM

Funny, certain CA members tell me that driving at 55 mph is safe on your highways, even though the traffic was all hauling at 75+ last time I was in LA.

wanna go give your opinion for me?

http://www.ninjette.org/forums/showthread.php?t=118645

Jiggles · December 2nd, 2012, 02:58 PM

Go slower isn't going to be unsafe, but I'm not gna be the dick doing 65 on the freeway

alex.s · December 3rd, 2012, 06:17 PM

the fast lane runs between 75-95 depending on traffic. if you are going 55 in the slow lane, nobody is going to care.

papawhellie · December 3rd, 2012, 09:12 PM

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/cto/3451763125.html
1000.--

Bassman · December 3rd, 2012, 10:47 PM

Gave our 1995 Astro "rape van" to my son. Maybe now I'll get some grandkids.

Jiggles · December 3rd, 2012, 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bassman

Gave our 1995 Astro "rape van" to my son. Maybe now I'll get some grandkids.

Not with Obama re-elected

choneofakind · December 3rd, 2012, 11:32 PM

Huh? What does that have to do with procreation in a van? That happens no matter who's in office.

Bassman · December 3rd, 2012, 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by choneofakind

Huh? What does that have to do with procreation in a van? That happens no matter who's in office.

Even more so with Obama

choneofakind · December 4th, 2012, 12:01 AM

Huh?

You do realize that whoever's in office has absolutely nothing to do with people's actions with a significant other in bed right?

I'm still lost on your thinking here, even though I know it's really OT. I'm confused how two unrelated variables are being related. I promise I'm not arguing your political views/beliefs/morals/whatever your line of thinking is here, I'm just not following you.

Jiggles · December 4th, 2012, 12:43 AM

Abortion

choneofakind · December 4th, 2012, 12:50 AM

Ugh, I was hoping that wasn't where this was leading.

Anyhow, sorry for the derailed thread. I'm done taking it OT.

Jiggles · December 4th, 2012, 12:52 AM

Right right!? Cuz the next pres will get to pick a justice and romney hates women so he was gna make abortion illegal

headshrink · December 4th, 2012, 01:05 AM

Thanks for the laugh; I'm sending that pic to a friend.

If $$$ were not a factor (fantasy land), I'd say get a custom Sprinter conversion. If in reality you do get a slightly used van, you MUST carpet the interior top to bottom in SHAG BABY!!! That would be funny, even all the way back to 1980's vans.

choneofakind · December 4th, 2012, 01:09 AM

shag ftw

Jiggles · December 4th, 2012, 01:38 AM

Pff that's not good enough for my ladys

December 1st, 2012, 01:33 PM	#41
Jiggles Jigglin' your Jiglets Name: Sean Location: San Jose, Ca Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 K1300S, 2013 Ninja 300, 2011 Ninja 250R, Faster than Unregistered's ninjette Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 1 MOTM - Apr '13	Granted, if I got a van I would do everything in my power to not sell my maxima __________________________________________________ If the Ninja 250 doesn't have enough power for you, then you don't know how to ride it. AFM #676 Supersports are for n00bs

December 1st, 2012, 01:33 PM	#42
Jiggles Jigglin' your Jiglets Name: Sean Location: San Jose, Ca Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 K1300S, 2013 Ninja 300, 2011 Ninja 250R, Faster than Unregistered's ninjette Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 1 MOTM - Apr '13	Though half the vans I'm looking at get better mileage..... __________________________________________________ If the Ninja 250 doesn't have enough power for you, then you don't know how to ride it. AFM #676 Supersports are for n00bs

December 1st, 2012, 09:38 PM	#43
himynameisjoe ninjette.org sage Name: Joe Location: Lancaster, PA Join Date: Nov 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2012 Ninja 250(Totaled) Posts: 984 Blog Entries: 2	Will you please paint something mildly inappropriate on the side of it? Or at the very least, removable magnets? __________________________________________________ "I am a creationist, I believe man created god."

December 2nd, 2012, 12:52 PM	#46
Jiggles Jigglin' your Jiglets Name: Sean Location: San Jose, Ca Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 K1300S, 2013 Ninja 300, 2011 Ninja 250R, Faster than Unregistered's ninjette Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 1 MOTM - Apr '13	I get like 20 on the freeway, 80mph is not that effecient __________________________________________________ If the Ninja 250 doesn't have enough power for you, then you don't know how to ride it. AFM #676 Supersports are for n00bs

December 2nd, 2012, 02:07 PM	#48
Jiggles Jigglin' your Jiglets Name: Sean Location: San Jose, Ca Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 K1300S, 2013 Ninja 300, 2011 Ninja 250R, Faster than Unregistered's ninjette Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 1 MOTM - Apr '13	Flow of traffic is 80+ here. I go with the flow, bro __________________________________________________ If the Ninja 250 doesn't have enough power for you, then you don't know how to ride it. AFM #676 Supersports are for n00bs

December 1st, 2012, 11:42 PM	#45
choneofakind ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: . Location: . Join Date: Feb 2011 Motorcycle(s): . Posts: Too much. MOTM - Feb '13, Feb '14	But that's about a %10 reduction in mpg right? So that still puts his expected highway mileage around 23 mpg. That's a lot better than a van that gets 15 on a good day with non-CA gasoline.

December 2nd, 2012, 12:56 PM	#47
choneofakind ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: . Location: . Join Date: Feb 2011 Motorcycle(s): . Posts: Too much. MOTM - Feb '13, Feb '14	...so slow it down to 69 or 70 and use cruise control. Then you don't even have to slow down when the police are attempting radar traps because you're going an acceptable speed. Works for me.

December 2nd, 2012, 02:36 PM	#49
choneofakind ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: . Location: . Join Date: Feb 2011 Motorcycle(s): . Posts: Too much. MOTM - Feb '13, Feb '14	Funny, certain CA members tell me that driving at 55 mph is safe on your highways, even though the traffic was all hauling at 75+ last time I was in LA. wanna go give your opinion for me? http://www.ninjette.org/forums/showthread.php?t=118645

December 2nd, 2012, 02:58 PM	#50
Jiggles Jigglin' your Jiglets Name: Sean Location: San Jose, Ca Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 K1300S, 2013 Ninja 300, 2011 Ninja 250R, Faster than Unregistered's ninjette Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 1 MOTM - Apr '13	Go slower isn't going to be unsafe, but I'm not gna be the dick doing 65 on the freeway __________________________________________________ If the Ninja 250 doesn't have enough power for you, then you don't know how to ride it. AFM #676 Supersports are for n00bs

December 3rd, 2012, 06:17 PM	#51
alex.s wat Name: wat Location: tustin/long beach Join Date: Sep 2009 Motorcycle(s): wat Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 5 MOTM - Oct '12, Feb '14	the fast lane runs between 75-95 depending on traffic. if you are going 55 in the slow lane, nobody is going to care. __________________________________________________

December 3rd, 2012, 09:12 PM	#52
papawhellie ninjette.org member Name: David Location: woodbury Join Date: Oct 2012 Motorcycle(s): lots Posts: 77	http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/cto/3451763125.html 1000.--

December 3rd, 2012, 10:47 PM	#53
Bassman ninjette.org guru Name: Marc Location: Castaic, CA Join Date: Sep 2011 Motorcycle(s): 1986 Goldwing, 1996 CR500, 2011 Ninja 250, 2009 Harley Heritage Softail, 1941 Suzuki Gerbil 250 Posts: 427	Gave our 1995 Astro "rape van" to my son. Maybe now I'll get some grandkids. __________________________________________________ I know there's a 7th gear here somewhere... Changing to 15T/41T, now I'll get that 7th gear, lol.

December 3rd, 2012, 11:32 PM	#55
choneofakind ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: . Location: . Join Date: Feb 2011 Motorcycle(s): . Posts: Too much. MOTM - Feb '13, Feb '14	Huh? What does that have to do with procreation in a van? That happens no matter who's in office.

December 4th, 2012, 12:01 AM	#57
choneofakind ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: . Location: . Join Date: Feb 2011 Motorcycle(s): . Posts: Too much. MOTM - Feb '13, Feb '14	Huh? You do realize that whoever's in office has absolutely nothing to do with people's actions with a significant other in bed right? I'm still lost on your thinking here, even though I know it's really OT. I'm confused how two unrelated variables are being related. I promise I'm not arguing your political views/beliefs/morals/whatever your line of thinking is here, I'm just not following you.

December 4th, 2012, 12:43 AM	#58
Jiggles Jigglin' your Jiglets Name: Sean Location: San Jose, Ca Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 K1300S, 2013 Ninja 300, 2011 Ninja 250R, Faster than Unregistered's ninjette Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 1 MOTM - Apr '13	Abortion __________________________________________________ If the Ninja 250 doesn't have enough power for you, then you don't know how to ride it. AFM #676 Supersports are for n00bs

December 4th, 2012, 12:50 AM	#59
choneofakind ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: . Location: . Join Date: Feb 2011 Motorcycle(s): . Posts: Too much. MOTM - Feb '13, Feb '14	Ugh, I was hoping that wasn't where this was leading. Anyhow, sorry for the derailed thread. I'm done taking it OT.

December 4th, 2012, 12:52 AM	#60
Jiggles Jigglin' your Jiglets Name: Sean Location: San Jose, Ca Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 K1300S, 2013 Ninja 300, 2011 Ninja 250R, Faster than Unregistered's ninjette Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 1 MOTM - Apr '13	Right right!? Cuz the next pres will get to pick a justice and romney hates women so he was gna make abortion illegal __________________________________________________ If the Ninja 250 doesn't have enough power for you, then you don't know how to ride it. AFM #676 Supersports are for n00bs

December 4th, 2012, 01:05 AM	#61
headshrink ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Bob Location: CA Join Date: Dec 2008 Motorcycle(s): '08 Ninja 250r, '14 CBR500r Posts: A lot.	Thanks for the laugh; I'm sending that pic to a friend. If $$$ were not a factor (fantasy land), I'd say get a custom Sprinter conversion. If in reality you do get a slightly used van, you MUST carpet the interior top to bottom in SHAG BABY!!! That would be funny, even all the way back to 1980's vans. __________________________________________________ Honda Interceptor VFR800 DLX (2014, 8th gen) Honda CBR500r (2014) - FOR SALE Kawi Ninja 250r (2008) - Restored and passed-down within family, only to be abandoned

December 4th, 2012, 01:09 AM	#62
choneofakind ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: . Location: . Join Date: Feb 2011 Motorcycle(s): . Posts: Too much. MOTM - Feb '13, Feb '14	shag ftw

December 4th, 2012, 01:38 AM	#63
Jiggles Jigglin' your Jiglets Name: Sean Location: San Jose, Ca Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 K1300S, 2013 Ninja 300, 2011 Ninja 250R, Faster than Unregistered's ninjette Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 1 MOTM - Apr '13	Pff that's not good enough for my ladys __________________________________________________ If the Ninja 250 doesn't have enough power for you, then you don't know how to ride it. AFM #676 Supersports are for n00bs

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