April 7th, 2012, 05:54 PM | #161 | |
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April 7th, 2012, 06:11 PM | #162 | |
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April 7th, 2012, 06:20 PM | #163 |
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I am restricting myself but alot more is coming through than normal, I don't want to get banned, I'd have nothing to do all day while I'm stuck at home
That being said I have relevant pictures, dunno if they are ok though
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April 7th, 2012, 06:23 PM | #164 |
CPT Falcon
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This thread has definitely gone NSFW.
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April 7th, 2012, 06:57 PM | #165 |
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I hope you don't mean of the old nasty vagina.
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April 7th, 2012, 06:59 PM | #166 |
Ms. Personality
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Ya, Jiggles, this thread is for sure pushing the family friendly aspect of Ninjette. Love it! (I'm a girl so I don't have to say nohomo do I?)
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April 7th, 2012, 07:06 PM | #167 |
Jigglin' your Jiglets
Name: Sean
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Idk, you come on awfully strong with a name like TnNinjaGirl, its like no really guys I am a girl hit on me. Makes me think you might have a penis, so lets no homo this bitch
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April 7th, 2012, 07:08 PM | #168 |
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Name: Sean
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Uh no, well yes I have that but I wasn't gna post, unless you want me to
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April 7th, 2012, 07:20 PM | #169 |
Jigglin' your Jiglets
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I just went at looked at the start of the thread and saw this. I mean cmon dude, you're the first poster and all you are leaving is a full quote of everything I wrote directly above and the smiley face. Did you think I wouldn't know what you are referencing?
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April 7th, 2012, 07:53 PM | #170 |
Ms. Personality
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Fair enough... loveyoumeanitnohomo
Seeing as that my name is descriptive, I assume yours is too. So what Jiggles? |
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April 7th, 2012, 08:38 PM | #171 |
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You tell me if I Jiggle enough for you
Link to original page on YouTube.
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April 7th, 2012, 08:42 PM | #172 |
CPT Falcon
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April 7th, 2012, 09:06 PM | #173 |
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I've decided I'm not going to shave, uhh lets just call it a 'beard', until I can ride a motorcycle again
This pic was accidentally taken because I put the wrong passcode into my iphone. Good candid photo of what I normally look like, a retard.
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April 7th, 2012, 09:07 PM | #174 |
CBR250R Traitor
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Dem Barbados chicks won't like the hobo beard?
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April 7th, 2012, 09:09 PM | #175 |
Jigglin' your Jiglets
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It doesn't matter, I couldnt impress them with my 2fiddycrashdick syndrome right now anyway
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April 7th, 2012, 09:15 PM | #176 |
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It's ok. Just sit on the 650. It will grow.
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April 7th, 2012, 09:17 PM | #177 |
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April 7th, 2012, 09:29 PM | #178 |
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You know, just as a matter of idle curiosity, Peter crashed his VStrom last July (granted, with help by a minivan) and still managed to knock me up the following month. *wiggles eyebrows*
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April 7th, 2012, 10:11 PM | #179 |
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That is the subtlest way I have ever seen anyone say "My bf 12 inches of unadulterated man meat"
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April 7th, 2012, 10:46 PM | #180 |
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Man my mom is getting to me. She is trying to control everything in the situation. Overall I'm grateful for her help but some of the stuff she does is just goddamned retarded. She has been hiding my Percocet from me all day which I didn't really mind, I didn't really want to keep track of it. But I'm all set up in bed, shes about to go up to bed and ask her
"Where is my Percocet I'm going to need it." And she says, "You just took a dose. you don't need it." After a little frustrated arguing, all the little things just sort of percolated to the surface and I went off on her. "How are you going to tell a guy who has a broken leg that he doesn't need to be in control of his mediction, which the next dose for is due at 2am-4am. ARE YOU GOING TO COME DOWN AND GIVE IT TO ME? You don't even want to put the dog in the cage cuz she might (quite unlikely) start barking and you would have to let her out. Who do you think you are??? I'm an adult who can take his pain killers any damn time I want without your permission." Honestly, I appreciate all the help, she's been pretty great. But on top of all the help is all these restrictions and annoyances that a normal person would never do to another. I know alot of you are going to say she is just being a mom and its cuz she cares, but I gotta tell you that's really not what's going on. After I showed her how absolutely ridiculous was being I told her, "I'm not 5, don't treat me like I am." To which she replied, "Okay, do you want your cheerios so you can swallow the pill " "Yeah," (Gah, damn you bitch! ), "Night, love you"
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April 7th, 2012, 11:03 PM | #181 |
Ninjette wanabe :D
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huh >.<
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April 7th, 2012, 11:08 PM | #182 |
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April 7th, 2012, 11:36 PM | #183 |
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OH SNAP
watched it.
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April 8th, 2012, 12:00 AM | #184 |
Ambrosia.
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Maybe if you were wearing your damn metal pants this wouldn't have happened >:|
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April 8th, 2012, 12:02 AM | #185 |
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Haha yea, forgot my battlesuit that day. I don't think any riding pants would have prevented the break. All that force was put directly into my thigh, no avoiding it other than to try and lift my leg up before I crashed
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April 8th, 2012, 12:11 AM | #186 |
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April 8th, 2012, 12:28 AM | #187 |
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I shoullda hopped up and Cap'n Morgan'd
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April 8th, 2012, 12:56 AM | #188 |
Gear crash test dummy
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April 8th, 2012, 12:59 AM | #189 |
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I have lots
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April 8th, 2012, 03:55 AM | #191 |
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Percoset can mess with your perception of time. And as such, its easy to get addicted to it. Based on your post, it sounds like she is trying to prevent that from happening.
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April 8th, 2012, 04:07 AM | #192 | |
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Defense lawyer: "So, Mr. Jiggles, I see you claim inability to service the ladies as part of your damages for this lawsuit. We will need to prove the extent that this actually changes anything for you. Tell me about your sexual experiences." Jiggles: "This one time at band camp, there was a burro . . ." Defense lawyer: "Human only, please." Jiggles: "Derp."
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April 8th, 2012, 04:25 AM | #193 |
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True, but with a broken femur, I think he is going to clean out both insurance companies anyway. Unless she has one of those million dollar umbrella policies, I don't think making a sex claim is going to be that helpful - especially since the symptoms are temporary. As soon as he gets off the percocet, his body functions will return to normal. Percocet messes with both blood flow and nerve signals down there.
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April 8th, 2012, 05:00 AM | #194 | |
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Note to self------> Never, Ever take percoset................trust me when I say I can't afford any shrinkage. I avoid cold water like the plague... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cUNNKzj_Nc http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEnKL...eature=related
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April 8th, 2012, 05:26 AM | #195 |
Russian Ninja :)
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I know it is a pretty rough injury, but some of the posts in this thread are so funny ... Mainly, posts by Jiggles, so I dont feel too bad laughing...
Seriously though, heal up soon! Standing by for epic video....
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April 8th, 2012, 06:10 AM | #196 | |
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April 8th, 2012, 07:15 AM | #197 | |
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But like I said, he will return to full glory once he stops the percocet. Its mostly just tylenol anyway, but the narcotic portion is what causes all the side effects. So a sex lawsuit would be hard to prove. BTW, Jiggles, was the B!tch hot? Maybe she can compensate you in other ways.
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April 8th, 2012, 08:26 AM | #198 |
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I don't think I'd sleep with anyone who just broke my femur. Who knows, maybe Jiggles is into the S&M thing...
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I was actually supposed to take the dose at 2-4am and ended up taking it around 5:20am at which point I was in quite a bit more pain. I wanted to move around but needed to let the percocet hit me so I browsed ninjette for half an hour until movement was bearable.
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April 8th, 2012, 09:16 AM | #200 |
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Ladies of Ninjette, (You too @tranny ninja girl), here is what I have to offer you.
- I smell bad - I currently have a very small wiener, think newborn baby - I have a half shaved kinda sticky and yellow leg - I haven't brushed my teeth lately - I'm losing weight due to immobility, probably a bit will be muscle, I hope you like sponges - Sometimes when I go to the bathroom I pee on myself a little bit - I don't change my clothes often - We probably can't have sex unless you are some crazy contortionist who can get into some ridiculous positions - I can still receive sexual favors from you (Note: There will be NO manscaping) - I'm good with my tongue but can't really move around, if you can get off in weird positions thats a plus - We can go on dates if you have an ambulance - I am on drugs - Sometimes I hallucinate - My parents and family will be around a lot, my bed is in the family room, but if we do everything under a blanket no one will see If you think you or someone you may know would be a good match for me then please reply why we would be a good match.
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