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Old July 1st, 2014, 04:57 AM   #121
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adouglas should cut his fingernails.

Am I doing this correctly?
Ummm....... I'm afraid not.

A Captain Obvious quote is supposed to be OBVIOUS.

(Hey, that's a Captain Obvious quote in itself! )

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Old July 1st, 2014, 10:59 PM   #122
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If adouglas is the only one good at this game, and he invented it himself -- eventually he's going to be playing with himself.

That gets bored after a while, trust me. I've played with myself to the point of boredom.
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Old July 2nd, 2014, 04:22 AM   #123
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Old July 2nd, 2014, 12:24 PM   #124
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Old July 2nd, 2014, 02:36 PM   #125
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Old July 2nd, 2014, 04:04 PM   #126
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I get that all the time, but it's usually "No motorcycle today?"

That's more of a thing that Captain Obvious's sidekick, Rhetorical Boy, might say.
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Old July 4th, 2014, 09:46 AM   #128
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If adouglas is the only one good at this game, and he invented it himself -- eventually he's going to be playing with himself.

That gets bored after a while, trust me. I've played with myself to the point of boredom.
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Old July 5th, 2014, 06:54 AM   #130
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Valterri Bottas, on not making it out of Q3 at Silverstone this morning:

"Both of our cars are at the back, where we should not be."
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Old July 6th, 2014, 12:09 PM   #131
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Seems he was right!
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Old July 8th, 2014, 04:11 AM   #135
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Old April 25th, 2019, 01:44 PM   #142
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Yesterday, arriving at work in full leathers and toting my helmet, our new junior designer asked me "You ride a bike?"

Well... yyeeahhhhh.
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Old April 25th, 2019, 01:58 PM   #143
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Yesterday, arriving at work in full leathers and toting my helmet, our new junior designer asked me "You ride a bike?"

Well... yyeeahhhhh.
It happens to me pretty often when I go to a store.
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Old April 25th, 2019, 07:13 PM   #144
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Hehehehe!!!

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Old April 25th, 2019, 08:12 PM   #145
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Hehehehe!!!

I need a good canned answer for that one.
I usually just stare into the person's eyes inquisitively and with a smile and wait for the "I guess so, huh?"
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Excusseeeee me?? I drive to work, okay?
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Hey Abu, I have a Joe Rocket Survivor suit. If I know it's going to rain and have that on, I won't get soaked. Admittedly that's a lot of ifs.
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Hey Abu, I have a Joe Rocket Survivor suit. If I know it's going to rain and have that on, I won't get soaked. Admittedly that's a lot of ifs.
I definitely going to look for that one! Haha
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Found on the BOTTOM of a microwave meal....

DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN


So how is one supposed to read it?
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Also on a microwave meal.....

CAUTION, May be hot after heating


Isn't that the point of heating?
I might have missed something there, but probably not.
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