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Old May 21st, 2012, 05:33 PM   #1
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Best. Craigslist. Ad. Ever.

I am in no way connected to, nor do I know the owner of this bike. So Alex, if this still should be moved to the marketplace, I know you will, efficiently and with flair. The purpose of this post is to allow others to revel in the wondrous English this man (or, woman) possesses.

My favorite quote: "What's that behind you? It could be a cop. . . could be Millard Fillmore, heck you'll never know, because the mirrors vibrate like a ephedrine addicted Chihuahua in Anchorage, but fear not, no one will be lurking in your mirrors for long, no they'll be passing you like Einstein passed Basket Weaving 101 because with a whopping 74 horsepower on tap this narcoleptic slug of a bike can barely get out of its own way."

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Old May 21st, 2012, 05:42 PM   #2
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its a suzuki intruder

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Thoroughly enjoyed. Great find!
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Old May 21st, 2012, 05:54 PM   #4
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I got a good chuckle..thanks
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Old May 21st, 2012, 06:05 PM   #5
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Somehow, this description makes me want to buy this bike more than most I have seen on CL. lol
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