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February 8th, 2014, 06:09 PM
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ninjette.org certified postwhore
Name: Justin
Location: Florida
Join Date: Aug 2012 Motorcycle(s): Ninja 250 2001 Posts: A lot.
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Basking in the sun
Short story:
Not long ago I only had 2 pairs of shorts that fit. I've had them for years and they were full of holes. I refused to let them go ($$ for bike parts MUCH more important than buying new clothes). So there I am at a stop light and I feel something kind of hard on my man parts. I look down and there is the head of my penis, basking in the sun just like a turtle on a log, laying on my gas tank. I have to stand all the way up to tuck it back where it belongs. I don't know how long this went on for, but I can honestly say I haven't worn those pants since. I cannot confirm whether or not I was the subject of someone's instagram or facebook.
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February 8th, 2014, 07:53 PM
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Certifiable nontundrum
Name: Harper
Location: NC Milkshake stand
Join Date: Mar 2013 Motorcycle(s): 2013 SE NINJA 300 Posts: Too much.
MOTM - Sep '13, Sep '16
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 shoulda wore your gear
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February 9th, 2014, 03:45 PM
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ninjette.org certified postwhore
Name: Ant
Location: Wooster
Join Date: Dec 2013 Motorcycle(s): Ducati 999 2012 Ninja 250r Ducati748 Yellow finally running 2003 SV650 S (SOLD) Posts: A lot.
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Just be glad you didn't crash or the consequences could have been much worse
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February 9th, 2014, 04:05 PM
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Your face
Name: Wes
Location: SF Bay Area
Join Date: Jul 2013 Motorcycle(s): 2014 Honda CBR650f Posts: A lot.
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It was probably cold, don't think anyone saw your dong
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February 9th, 2014, 04:36 PM
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ninjette.org certified postwhore
Name: Whodat
Location: Ware Is.,MA
Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): I pass the wind! Posts: A lot.
MOTM - Mar '13, Jun '14
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Too much information.
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February 9th, 2014, 04:49 PM
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ninjette.org certified postwhore
Name: Justin
Location: Florida
Join Date: Aug 2012 Motorcycle(s): Ninja 250 2001 Posts: A lot.
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February 9th, 2014, 05:09 PM
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MSF Coach!
Name: Lupe
Location: Antioch, Tennessee
Join Date: Jun 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2003 ninja 250 Posts: 886
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LOL! next time put some sunblock on your lil buddy so he doesnt get sunburned.
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February 9th, 2014, 05:38 PM
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ninjette.org certified postwhore
Name: Justin
Location: Florida
Join Date: Aug 2012 Motorcycle(s): Ninja 250 2001 Posts: A lot.
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haha
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February 9th, 2014, 05:47 PM
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Certifiable nontundrum
Name: Harper
Location: NC Milkshake stand
Join Date: Mar 2013 Motorcycle(s): 2013 SE NINJA 300 Posts: Too much.
MOTM - Sep '13, Sep '16
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February 9th, 2014, 05:57 PM
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ninjette.org certified postwhore
Name: Justin
Location: Florida
Join Date: Aug 2012 Motorcycle(s): Ninja 250 2001 Posts: A lot.
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February 9th, 2014, 06:00 PM
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ninjette.org certified postwhore
Name: Justin
Location: Florida
Join Date: Aug 2012 Motorcycle(s): Ninja 250 2001 Posts: A lot.
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February 9th, 2014, 07:17 PM
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Certifiable nontundrum
Name: Harper
Location: NC Milkshake stand
Join Date: Mar 2013 Motorcycle(s): 2013 SE NINJA 300 Posts: Too much.
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February 10th, 2014, 01:18 AM
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ninjette.org certified postwhore
Name: Rebecca
Location: SF Bay Area
Join Date: Sep 2009 Motorcycle(s): 2013 Ninja 300 w/ ABS, 2014 NC700X, 2008 Ninja 250 (sold), 2002 Ninja 250 (sold) Posts: A lot.
MOTM - Jan '18, Sep '13
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This was not at all what I was expecting when I clicked on this thread.
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February 14th, 2014, 08:09 PM
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ninjette.org member
Name: Mitchell
Location: las vegas NV
Join Date: Dec 2013 Motorcycle(s): ninja 250 Posts: 114
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February 14th, 2014, 08:10 PM
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ninjette.org member
Name: Mitchell
Location: las vegas NV
Join Date: Dec 2013 Motorcycle(s): ninja 250 Posts: 114
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February 14th, 2014, 08:11 PM
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ninjette.org member
Name: Mitchell
Location: las vegas NV
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