How many pieces of toilet paper do you use...

Slono · January 12th, 2012, 09:12 PM

When you take a trip to the Superbowl?

Totally off the wall, for sheets and giggles *pun intended*.

Be honest.

massacremasses · January 12th, 2012, 09:16 PM

who the **** only uses two?

Slono · January 12th, 2012, 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by massacremasses

who the **** only uses two?

Beats me, but I had to make it an option.

In hindsight I should have had more options.

massacremasses · January 12th, 2012, 09:19 PM

unless that **** comes out real clean maybe...

Pun intended

Slono · January 12th, 2012, 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by massacremasses

unless that **** comes out real clean maybe...

Pun intended

Sometimes there's the phantom load. Leaves no trace.

massacremasses · January 12th, 2012, 09:25 PM

USMCEvan · January 12th, 2012, 10:41 PM

If it's a clean solid load and the TP is that triple-thick stuff, I'll use two. Otherwise, 4 or 3.

kyrider · January 12th, 2012, 10:44 PM

I use baby wipes that smell like Old Spice.

saxnbass · January 12th, 2012, 11:03 PM

This thread... is disturbing. I like most of you guys (and gals), but not that much.

That being said... we talking how many squares per thing we pull off or how many things we pull off? Cause if it's those squares, that really depends on the paper, doesn't it? I mean, that triple ply thick stuff that doesn't flake apart the second it touches something other than itself, you wouldn't need many. That stuff in a lot of public places that's so thin you can see through it, you'd need a lot more. And then there's the one that's just one long roll, no squares; does that count as one no matter how long you make it?

Slono · January 12th, 2012, 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by saxnbass

This thread... is disturbing. I like most of you guys (and gals), but not that much.

That being said... we talking how many squares per thing we pull off or how many things we pull off? Cause if it's those squares, that really depends on the paper, doesn't it? I mean, that triple ply thick stuff that doesn't flake apart the second it touches something other than itself, you wouldn't need many. That stuff in a lot of public places that's so thin you can see through it, you'd need a lot more. And then there's the one that's just one long roll, no squares; does that count as one no matter how long you make it?

For clarification purposes, lets just assume we're using the slightly more luxurious 2-ply stuff.

squaregamer476 · January 12th, 2012, 11:07 PM

maybe 8 or 10 squares. And i fold em!

Ytse Frobozz · January 15th, 2012, 05:00 PM

Whatever it takes to get the job done. They say "folders" use fewer sheets than "crumplers," but that's a whole other poll question.

CynicalC · January 16th, 2012, 04:48 PM

Better thread would have been folders vs wadders.

FOLDERS UNITE

THE BIG SITT · January 16th, 2012, 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CynicalC

Better thread would have been folders vs wadders.

FOLDERS UNITE

Ask and you shall receive

http://www.ninjette.org/forums/showthread.php?t=94495

rusninja · January 17th, 2012, 12:28 AM

two here!

Rolls! XD jk save the trees!

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January 12th, 2012, 09:12 PM	#1
Slono ninjette.org guru Name: Solon Location: Toronto, Ontario Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2011 Kawasaki Ninja 250R (sold), 2007 SV650s (deer wrecked), 2010 Suzuki SV650S Posts: 334	How many pieces of toilet paper do you use... When you take a trip to the Superbowl? Totally off the wall, for sheets and giggles pun intended. Be honest.

January 12th, 2012, 09:16 PM	#2
massacremasses Avid Kitteh Poster Name: Justin Location: Norcal Join Date: Sep 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2006 Yamaha TTR 50 SUCK IT Posts: A lot.	who the **** only uses two? __________________________________________________ I powdercoat stuff Help me pay for my addiction I say funny stuff. http://twitter.com/JustinPWNSyou sometimes... I write like a 12 year old too, http://justinpwnsyou.wordpress.com/

January 12th, 2012, 09:19 PM	#4
massacremasses Avid Kitteh Poster Name: Justin Location: Norcal Join Date: Sep 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2006 Yamaha TTR 50 SUCK IT Posts: A lot.	unless that **** comes out real clean maybe... Pun intended __________________________________________________ I powdercoat stuff Help me pay for my addiction I say funny stuff. http://twitter.com/JustinPWNSyou sometimes... I write like a 12 year old too, http://justinpwnsyou.wordpress.com/

January 12th, 2012, 09:25 PM	#6
massacremasses Avid Kitteh Poster Name: Justin Location: Norcal Join Date: Sep 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2006 Yamaha TTR 50 SUCK IT Posts: A lot.	__________________________________________________ I powdercoat stuff Help me pay for my addiction I say funny stuff. http://twitter.com/JustinPWNSyou sometimes... I write like a 12 year old too, http://justinpwnsyou.wordpress.com/

January 12th, 2012, 10:41 PM	#7
USMCEvan Crashing is just practice Name: Evan Location: Long Beach, CA Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 Ninja ex250 (Tinkerbell); 2008 Ninja ex250 (Frankenstein) Posts: 101	If it's a clean solid load and the TP is that triple-thick stuff, I'll use two. Otherwise, 4 or 3. __________________________________________________ SEMPER FI ~UNSTOPPABLE~ Kawasaki - Green means GO!

January 12th, 2012, 10:44 PM	#8
kyrider ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Bobbert Location: Russell Springs, KY Join Date: Jul 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2006 Ninja 250R Posts: A lot.	I use baby wipes that smell like Old Spice.

January 12th, 2012, 11:03 PM	#9
saxnbass ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Eric Location: Nashville, TN Join Date: Oct 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 CBR600rr Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 1	This thread... is disturbing. I like most of you guys (and gals), but not that much. That being said... we talking how many squares per thing we pull off or how many things we pull off? Cause if it's those squares, that really depends on the paper, doesn't it? I mean, that triple ply thick stuff that doesn't flake apart the second it touches something other than itself, you wouldn't need many. That stuff in a lot of public places that's so thin you can see through it, you'd need a lot more. And then there's the one that's just one long roll, no squares; does that count as one no matter how long you make it?

January 12th, 2012, 11:07 PM	#11
squaregamer476 learning stages Name: M Location: ummmm Join Date: May 2011 Motorcycle(s): black 09 kawasaki ninja 250 Posts: 284	maybe 8 or 10 squares. And i fold em!

January 15th, 2012, 05:00 PM	#12
Ytse Frobozz Not dead yet! Name: Rob Location: Marlborough MA Join Date: Apr 2010 Motorcycle(s): 2009 Ninja 250R Posts: 315	Whatever it takes to get the job done. They say "folders" use fewer sheets than "crumplers," but that's a whole other poll question.

January 16th, 2012, 04:48 PM	#13
CynicalC ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Colin Location: Bay Area Join Date: Feb 2011 Motorcycle(s): '96 EX250 Posts: A lot.	Better thread would have been folders vs wadders. FOLDERS UNITE __________________________________________________ Ç¥ñï©ª\| ßÿ Ñâ7µ®é. Äñt¡~§º¢Ïä\| ßý Çhøî©è.

January 17th, 2012, 12:28 AM	#15
rusninja Ninjette wanabe :D Name: Ruslan Location: San Jose Join Date: Apr 2011 Motorcycle(s): white 300 :D Posts: A lot.	two here! Rolls! XD jk save the trees! __________________________________________________ VROOOM vrooom >.>

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