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Old September 23rd, 2011, 04:10 PM   #1
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Old September 23rd, 2011, 04:23 PM   #2
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Old September 23rd, 2011, 04:25 PM   #3
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Old September 23rd, 2011, 10:34 PM   #4
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Check for hidden cameras... either way... I talk a big game... but I would never disrespect my wife that way
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Old September 24th, 2011, 12:36 AM   #5
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Old September 24th, 2011, 12:52 AM   #6
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Tell her to get the f* out of my bed so I can make love to my gf

















yyyeaaahh...


You guys will call me gay but I don't really like her btw. Jessica BIEL however...................
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Old September 24th, 2011, 01:08 AM   #7
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Old September 26th, 2011, 09:37 AM   #8
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Probably wouldn't make it into bed.

Seriously though, I'd love to give that women the most disappointing 30 seconds of her life.
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Old September 26th, 2011, 09:52 AM   #9
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Old September 26th, 2011, 01:02 PM   #10
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you go make a gif like that then see how much responses you get
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Old September 26th, 2011, 03:16 PM   #11
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not an alba fan...but doesnt mean i wouldnt mind lol, i mean lowly dude and a starlett....cooomee onnnnnnnn
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Old September 26th, 2011, 04:01 PM   #12
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you go make a gif like that then see how much responses you get
Why don't YOU make the gif, haha
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Old September 26th, 2011, 04:20 PM   #13
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I have a crush on her since like... when i was a kid... But i'm pretty sure this is what's gonna happen to me (woot woot 1k posts!)
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Old September 26th, 2011, 04:49 PM   #14
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Old September 26th, 2011, 06:02 PM   #15
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not sure why the compression is so screwed up... i would fix it, but... well i'm lazy.

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Old September 26th, 2011, 06:03 PM   #16
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Old September 26th, 2011, 06:32 PM   #17
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Old September 26th, 2011, 07:36 PM   #18
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Old September 27th, 2011, 07:58 AM   #19
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That's not what i meant. I meant YOU make a gif of YOU! haha
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Old September 27th, 2011, 12:54 PM   #20
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Old September 27th, 2011, 01:09 PM   #21
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Old September 27th, 2011, 01:12 PM   #22
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Old September 27th, 2011, 01:15 PM   #23
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I'm not forum talk savy…. whats a "gif"?
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Old September 27th, 2011, 01:17 PM   #24
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gif is not a forum thing...gif is Graphics Interchange Format...basically what u see in the 1st and 15th post
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Old September 27th, 2011, 05:31 PM   #25
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Old September 27th, 2011, 05:35 PM   #26
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Old September 27th, 2011, 08:41 PM   #27
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Old September 28th, 2011, 12:21 AM   #28
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Awww.

Could you make one of Sebastian Vettel for me? I know he's too young but a girl can dream, no?
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Old September 28th, 2011, 04:55 AM   #29
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Could you make one of Sebastian Vettel for me? I know he's too young but a girl can dream, no?
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Old September 28th, 2011, 11:38 AM   #30
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Hmm, a young blond, sweet, humble, charming F1 world champion? Women require more than just looks :-)

And he's very witty, speaks with an meltworthy accent...oh dear, I could go on forever.

But I'd really like to drive his car first...
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Probably a plant from your wife or SO. Look around for the hidden camera, then......???????
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