Jerk vs Fool - Page 2

Liquidtoon · August 2nd, 2011, 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by akima

"That attitude is what is ruining humanity". That's a pretty huge claim! For one it implicitly declares that humanity isn't already ruined and further implies that it's even possible for humanity to be "ruined".

I think we have a long way to get to ruined, but I think it is possible...

Quote:

Originally Posted by akima

I remind myself that I have no control over any of these people and things, and it's probably wrong to even try and control them;who am I to impose my will on others?

You are society, each and every person makes up the whole.
So lets say you dont try, society doesnt try and control people... then no one is preventing criminals or tyrants.

Quote:

Originally Posted by akima

Are my thoughts, values and opinions some how more valid than the next persons?

this argument is known as "moral relativism" is one set of values better than another.

Are your values more valid than others? lets say no, then clearly there is no right and wrong, only different. murder is a matter of opinion, Hitler wasnt a bad guy, just had different values.

If we say yes then we have a responsibility to promote a better society.

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Originally Posted by akima

Also: I am only responsible for my own actions (and to some extent the actions of any children I may one day have). "Be the change you want to see in the world." That's how I make the world better: I make myself better and that will have an affect on the world. I might even inspire others to follow in my footsteps.

You can only control your actions but remember you have the power to influence what others do not through control but through teaching them what is right and helping them achieve it.

reaperw · August 2nd, 2011, 10:01 PM

I guess this rider will only do it,till he dose this to the wrong guard.I know when my friend work late at a gas station to pay for school he did not give a **** if he got fired.All this gaurd had to do is pretend to try to grab him and then lightly push him we all know how stable we are on our bikes at slow speeds(trying to hold him til the cops got there).Cam or not which he told the rider more then once to leave and its a private lot.Is it worth getting your bike damage just to show off and makes jokes about this gaurd no i dont think so.Breaking the law then showing it on here not the smartest thing.Again just giving motorcycles bad rep

P.s we all did dum **** like this when we were young but as we think back we realize we were the dum ones

rusninja · August 3rd, 2011, 04:31 AM

Everyones stupid inside

rusninja · August 3rd, 2011, 04:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nickjpass

Now I have one question. Who's the "Jerk", and who's the "Fool"?

Clearly the rider is a jerk he was a jackfart lol purposly trying to egg the security on and the security is a fool because he did not handle the situation right Therefore making himself look like a fool.

bdavison · August 3rd, 2011, 04:49 AM

Aww nuts, I thought this was a Obama vs Biden thread for a minute.

ally99 · August 3rd, 2011, 07:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Jinx250

All the laughing and noone caught what a bad idea this was. Practicing emergency braking across the spots most likely to have standing oil? In a lot with water all over the place? Not smart.

Are you suggesting practicing in a parking lot isn't smart? Maybe I misread your post, but parking lots (and streets, and everywhere we ride!) are never ideal.

CynicalC · August 3rd, 2011, 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Snake

I feel bad sor the security guy as well. Here is iworking night shift for very little pay and some jerk has nothing better to do than harass him.

He had a big shot attitude to begin with and obviously isn't very bright if he was trying to catch the bike on foot. It's obviously a commercial / industrial area and the biker was just practicing stops at night on a 250 with a stock exhaust... Where's the harm in that?

nickjpass · August 3rd, 2011, 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by CynicalC

He had a big shot attitude to begin with and obviously isn't very bright if he was trying to catch the bike on foot. It's obviously a commercial / industrial area and the biker was just practicing stops at night on a 250 with a stock exhaust... Where's the harm in that?

Or maybe he was trying to get a look at his license plate like someone else did. It was dark. Probably couldn't see it from far away.

rockNroll · August 3rd, 2011, 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by akima

Children: avert your eyes
Admins: please don't ban me!

Twat
Nob
Wanker
Prick
Asshole
Penis
Dipstick
Tosser
Cock
Tard
Retard
Spaz
****wit

I tried to think of a more family friendly term but I can't think of any. "Jerk" actually sounds quite mild.

"Townie" / "Chav" is a category of person. I think some people like to be called a chav... not sure why. Do a google image search for chav and see what horrors come up!

such the potty mouth (or would it be potty fingers?) lol @ Nob

akima · August 3rd, 2011, 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rockNroll

such the potty mouth (or would it be potty fingers?) lol @ Nob

Being lady-like is soooo last century!

GeorgiaHooligan · August 3rd, 2011, 02:30 PM

imitation bacon! HAHA.

GeorgiaHooligan · August 3rd, 2011, 02:31 PM

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Aww nuts, I thought this was a Obama vs Biden thread for a minute

HAHAAHHA, sad but true!

CZroe · August 12th, 2011, 11:39 AM

As a security guard myself, I can say that he did handle it entirely wrong. People usually cooperate when you explain why they can't be there and that it is your job to tell them that or call the police. They usually understand. I mean, it's what they are paying the guard to do and it's not some power trip. I think the guard said "a permit" when he meant "permission." For example, if the biker were commuting to the construction area on his motorcycle, he'd have permission but, most likely, not a permit.

sombo · August 12th, 2011, 11:47 AM

I agree with czroe. I think the guard's attitude was just the ignition for the biker. Not saying he's innocent either, he was being a douche just to be a douche. But I'd be willing to bet money that he might have been more accommodating had the guard handled his end better. Approach with respect and most times you get respect back (I know it's not 100% but it's a lot higher than not using respect). In this case, I say both parties are wrong and both handled the situation poorly.

Jiggles · May 6th, 2012, 11:49 AM

Funny

Quote:

Originally Posted by akima

Children: avert your eyes
Admins: please don't ban me!

Twat
Nob
Wanker
Prick
Asshole
Penis
Dipstick
Tosser
Cock
Tard
Retard
Spaz
****wit

I tried to think of a more family friendly term but I can't think of any. "Jerk" actually sounds quite mild.

"Townie" / "Chav" is a category of person. I think some people like to be called a chav... not sure why. Do a google image search for chav and see what horrors come up!

When do you call someone a penis, like dude, stop being such a penis.
What? How am I being a penis???
Idk, your all flascent and veiny and dangly, it's irkin me out bro.
Well ****, ur a boner

leed · May 6th, 2012, 12:17 PM

You embarrass me! Hahahahaha. I'm not quite sure why you raised this thread from the depths of hell, but that video was pretty funny! I was kind of surprised the rent-a-cop said he didn't need his bike to be all loud when the stock exhaust is eerily quiet!

Whiskey · May 6th, 2012, 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiggles

Funny

When do you call someone a penis, like dude, stop being such a penis.
What? How am I being a penis???
Idk, your all flascent and veiny and dangly, it's irkin me out bro.
Well ****, ur a boner

Never heard anyone being called that (in such specific terms)

She left out
c*nt,
********,
wankstain,
bollox,
shitebag (think that's a very area specific one tho)
... I dont have time to put in the full list of Irish insults, as a nation we can properly communicate exclusively in swear words (a nod at something & the phrase "the f*ckin f*cker's f*cked" would be understood!)

Jiggles · May 6th, 2012, 01:01 PM

I was really bored this morning searching through the video section looking for stuff I haven't seen and I found this awesome video, and akima being a dirty dirty girl

Whiskey · May 6th, 2012, 01:26 PM

I was thinking more the irish insults through english.

The way the irish language is taught is a disgrace. I did 14 years of the language, and another 7 (5 after finishing school) in the military where most orders are as gailge, but can barely speak it.
Posted via Mobile Device

akima · May 9th, 2012, 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiggles

When do you call someone a penis, like dude, stop being such a penis.

Yep, exactly like that. Where I'm from people say it quite a lot.

Stingray1000 · May 9th, 2012, 10:21 AM

Did the driver say "Come at me bro!" lol he didn't but something close LOL

Jiggles · May 9th, 2012, 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by akima

Yep, exactly like that. Where I'm from people say it quite a lot.

I'm going to start saying these. Can you elaborate on the context?

Stingray1000 · May 9th, 2012, 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiggles

I'm going to start saying these. Can you elaborate on the context?

Agreed wtf was that?

akima · May 11th, 2012, 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiggles

I'm going to start saying these. Can you elaborate on the context?

Any sentence where you can use the word "jerk", you can replace the word "jerk" with "penis".

"Stop being such a penis"
"You're such a penis"
"That guy is a penis"
"OMG, you're such a penis"
"you penis"
or just...
"penis"

Quote:

Originally Posted by trixter

that is cause you guys eat spotted dick over there and calling someone that leads to confusion

I've never eaten spotted dick before.

... and chode... before you say it... "that's what she said" isn't a valid response to the above statement!

Miles_Prower · May 11th, 2012, 09:53 AM

gonna have to start calling people wankers lol
epic.

akima · May 11th, 2012, 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trixter

nob - richy rich

My brother calls his friends "nob heads" quite often

I've hung out with him and his friends before and they spend the entire time verbally ripping into each other lol. If they happen to walk across a field then it's pretty much a given that they'll be tackling each other to the ground and giving each other dead arms. I think they just like to touch each other

My dad uses the term "pillock" quite a lot. eg "What a pillock".

anacron · July 30th, 2013, 10:09 PM

Never laughed so much watching a youtube video.

Link to original page on YouTube.

JohnnyBravo · July 30th, 2013, 10:33 PM

This is a great vid! Thanks!!

Jiggles · July 30th, 2013, 11:15 PM

Wah, wah wahhhhhhh

http://www.ninjette.org/forums/showthread.php?t=80963

JohnnyBravo · July 31st, 2013, 12:00 AM

I need "the" merge button...

In other news, I wanna shake jerk boys hand

Driddle · July 31st, 2013, 12:01 AM

I saw this a while ago, but it's still one of my favorite videos xD

fishdip · July 31st, 2013, 12:52 AM

What a d-bag the guy is trying to do his job and he is acting like a little kid on a skate board.

Snake · July 31st, 2013, 12:59 AM

I've seen it before as posted by Akima but I think the guy is still a Jerk.

Alex · July 31st, 2013, 05:27 AM

/merged

ChaoSS · July 31st, 2013, 06:55 AM

How is that the least bit funny? Guy was being a dick, and not in a funny way.

Now, what would have been really funny, is if the cops showed up, arrested him for trespassing, since he had been told to leave, and impounded the bike.

greenmachine · July 31st, 2013, 10:03 AM

this is gold lol

August 3rd, 2011, 04:31 AM	#43
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May 6th, 2012, 01:01 PM	#58
Jiggles Jigglin' your Jiglets Name: Sean Location: San Jose, Ca Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 K1300S, 2013 Ninja 300, 2011 Ninja 250R, Faster than Unregistered's ninjette Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 1 MOTM - Apr '13	I was really bored this morning searching through the video section looking for stuff I haven't seen and I found this awesome video, and akima being a dirty dirty girl __________________________________________________ If the Ninja 250 doesn't have enough power for you, then you don't know how to ride it. AFM #676 Supersports are for n00bs

May 9th, 2012, 10:21 AM	#61
Stingray1000 ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Jon Location: Newark, De Join Date: Apr 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2003 Kawasaki Ninja 250R Posts: A lot.	Did the driver say "Come at me bro!" lol he didn't but something close LOL __________________________________________________ http://www.facebook.com/groups/DeMdNjPagrouprides/ I live my life a quarter mile at a time! Who is affraid of the big bad jiggles???? LOL

July 30th, 2013, 10:09 PM	#67
anacron ninjette.org guru Name: Adi Location: SF Bay Area Join Date: Apr 2013 Motorcycle(s): Triumph Street Triple R Posts: 380	Motorcycle Troll Never laughed so much watching a youtube video. Link to original page on YouTube.

July 30th, 2013, 10:33 PM	#68
JohnnyBravo Certifiable nontundrum Name: Harper Location: NC Milkshake stand Join Date: Mar 2013 Motorcycle(s): 2013 SE NINJA 300 Posts: Too much. MOTM - Sep '13, Sep '16	This is a great vid! Thanks!! __________________________________________________

August 2nd, 2011, 10:01 PM	#42
reaperw ninjette.org member Name: Ian Location: newmarket Join Date: Feb 2011 Motorcycle(s): ninja 250 Posts: 191	I guess this rider will only do it,till he dose this to the wrong guard.I know when my friend work late at a gas station to pay for school he did not give a ** if he got fired.All this gaurd had to do is pretend to try to grab him and then lightly push him we all know how stable we are on our bikes at slow speeds(trying to hold him til the cops got there).Cam or not which he told the rider more then once to leave and its a private lot.Is it worth getting your bike damage just to show off and makes jokes about this gaurd no i dont think so.Breaking the law then showing it on here not the smartest thing.Again just giving motorcycles bad rep P.s we all did dum ** like this when we were young but as we think back we realize we were the dum ones

August 3rd, 2011, 04:49 AM	#45
bdavison Wartown, USA Name: Bryan Location: Warner Robins, GA Join Date: Nov 2009 Motorcycle(s): 2009 Ninja 250R SE, 2007 Ninja 650R, and assorted other bikes Posts: A lot.	Aww nuts, I thought this was a Obama vs Biden thread for a minute.

August 3rd, 2011, 02:30 PM	#51
GeorgiaHooligan ninjette.org guru Name: Aaron Location: Gone riding. Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 389	imitation bacon! HAHA.

August 12th, 2011, 11:39 AM	#53
CZroe CPT Falcon Name: J.Emmett Turner Location: Newnan, GA Join Date: Apr 2009 Motorcycle(s): '08 CP Blue EX250J, '97 unpainted EX250F, 2nd '97 unpainted EX250F (no engine), '07 black EX250F Posts: A lot.	As a security guard myself, I can say that he did handle it entirely wrong. People usually cooperate when you explain why they can't be there and that it is your job to tell them that or call the police. They usually understand. I mean, it's what they are paying the guard to do and it's not some power trip. I think the guard said "a permit" when he meant "permission." For example, if the biker were commuting to the construction area on his motorcycle, he'd have permission but, most likely, not a permit.

August 12th, 2011, 11:47 AM	#54
sombo Newb..... on a steeek! :D Name: Mike Location: Windermere, FL Join Date: Feb 2009 Motorcycle(s): 2012 Harley Davidson XL883L Sportster Superlow Posts: A lot.	I agree with czroe. I think the guard's attitude was just the ignition for the biker. Not saying he's innocent either, he was being a douche just to be a douche. But I'd be willing to bet money that he might have been more accommodating had the guard handled his end better. Approach with respect and most times you get respect back (I know it's not 100% but it's a lot higher than not using respect). In this case, I say both parties are wrong and both handled the situation poorly.

May 6th, 2012, 12:17 PM	#56
leed ninjette.org sage Name: David Location: Loves Park, IL Join Date: Feb 2011 Motorcycle(s): Time will tell Posts: 969	You embarrass me! Hahahahaha. I'm not quite sure why you raised this thread from the depths of hell, but that video was pretty funny! I was kind of surprised the rent-a-cop said he didn't need his bike to be all loud when the stock exhaust is eerily quiet!

May 6th, 2012, 01:26 PM	#59
Whiskey ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Morgan Location: A city twinned with Kawasaki Join Date: Nov 2011 Motorcycle(s): '08 Ninja 250, 2010 STR 675 Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 1	I was thinking more the irish insults through english. The way the irish language is taught is a disgrace. I did 14 years of the language, and another 7 (5 after finishing school) in the military where most orders are as gailge, but can barely speak it. Posted via Mobile Device

May 11th, 2012, 09:53 AM	#65
Miles_Prower One Loyal Fox Name: Rahul Location: Mechanicsburg, PA Join Date: Apr 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2012 Ninja 250R (RIP), 2011 ZX-6R Posts: 869	gonna have to start calling people wankers lol epic.

July 30th, 2013, 11:15 PM	#69
Jiggles Jigglin' your Jiglets Name: Sean Location: San Jose, Ca Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 K1300S, 2013 Ninja 300, 2011 Ninja 250R, Faster than Unregistered's ninjette Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 1 MOTM - Apr '13	Wah, wah wahhhhhhh http://www.ninjette.org/forums/showthread.php?t=80963 __________________________________________________ If the Ninja 250 doesn't have enough power for you, then you don't know how to ride it. AFM #676 Supersports are for n00bs

July 31st, 2013, 12:00 AM	#70
JohnnyBravo Certifiable nontundrum Name: Harper Location: NC Milkshake stand Join Date: Mar 2013 Motorcycle(s): 2013 SE NINJA 300 Posts: Too much. MOTM - Sep '13, Sep '16	I need "the" merge button... In other news, I wanna shake jerk boys hand __________________________________________________

July 31st, 2013, 12:01 AM	#71
Driddle ninjette.org guru Name: David Location: Murrieta, California Join Date: Jun 2013 Motorcycle(s): 2008 Ninja 250r Posts: 288	I saw this a while ago, but it's still one of my favorite videos xD __________________________________________________ 2008 Kawasaki Ninja 250r \| Yoshimura Stainless Full Exhaust \| Pazzo Levers \| Puig Double Bubble \| DynoJet Stage 2 \| K&N Intake \| Last futzed with by Driddle; July 31st, 2013 at 02:30 PM.

July 31st, 2013, 12:52 AM	#72
fishdip ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Fish Location: co Join Date: Apr 2013 Motorcycle(s): 250/300 Posts: A lot.	What a d-bag the guy is trying to do his job and he is acting like a little kid on a skate board. __________________________________________________ Hey Unregistered never go faster than your brakes can be applied...

July 31st, 2013, 12:59 AM	#73
Snake ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Rick Location: Alexandria, Louisiana Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): 05 Blue Ninja 250 Posts: Too much. MOTY - 2017, MOTM - Jan '19, Oct '16, May '14	I've seen it before as posted by Akima but I think the guy is still a Jerk.

July 31st, 2013, 05:27 AM	#74
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July 31st, 2013, 06:55 AM	#75
ChaoSS ninjette.org sage Name: Tim Location: Goshen CA Join Date: Oct 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2012 red 250 ninja Posts: 740	How is that the least bit funny? Guy was being a dick, and not in a funny way. Now, what would have been really funny, is if the cops showed up, arrested him for trespassing, since he had been told to leave, and impounded the bike.

July 31st, 2013, 10:03 AM	#76
greenmachine ninjette.org member Name: mitch Location: corona Join Date: Jul 2013 Motorcycle(s): Green Ninja 250 2008!!!! Posts: 202	this is gold lol

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