April 28th, 2012, 06:07 PM | #1 |
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What things have people done to your ride while parked and thought you weren't lookin
I came out to my bike a few weeks ago and noticed one of my mirrors moved all the way around... I was just wondering what other things have happened to your bikes. One person once told me someone sat on his bike till he ran up and scared the hell out of the guy.... Anyone have any stories to share?
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April 28th, 2012, 06:12 PM | #2 |
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Someone put their penis in my exhaust. My little girl was so violated, she wasn't even 1 year old
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April 28th, 2012, 06:16 PM | #3 |
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April 28th, 2012, 06:18 PM | #4 |
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well, people have looked at it. Once, one of my riding buddies hopped on and rolled it as far as he could with the wheel locked to the left and it freaked me out.
Besides that, I'm sure there have been myriads of boners popped when viewing my ninjette |
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April 28th, 2012, 06:59 PM | #5 | ||
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Sitting on bike: The guy was trying to steal it. They sit on it to see if anyone will notice. If they can sit there for a few minutes undisturbed, they break the lock and ride off with it. Quote:
Boners: Yes, its especially evident if you ride near a nudist resort. Ninjas have that effect on guys. Girls don't have boners of course, but they have an irresistible urge to jump on the back while you're riding.
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April 28th, 2012, 07:09 PM | #6 | |
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April 28th, 2012, 10:50 PM | #7 |
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hahaha yeah I know. I told him what was on my mind at the moment.
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April 29th, 2012, 12:42 PM | #8 |
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the mofo at the business next to where i work... this fool just hoped on my baby... I wouldnt have cared but our businesses hate each other
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April 29th, 2012, 01:31 PM | #9 |
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I once got off work to find someone had scratched and defaced (though minor) my gas tank...never discovered if this was a personal attack or some random loser's idea of being ...cool?
It opened my eyes to just how vulnerable our two-wheeled companions are and since then I have taken to carrying my motorcycle cover to any place where I'll be parking for an extended period of time. Oh! I once was seated by the window @ KFC's facing my 'jette and this teen, after walking around and staring at my bike for perhaps 15 minutes, looked around carefully and gingerly sat on my bike. I had been watching him the entire time and new his intentions were not criminal (his face lighting up like Christmas lights was evident enough of this) so I went back to my rapidly cooling food and let him fondle my precious, not inappropriately of coarse |
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April 29th, 2012, 01:33 PM | #10 |
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April 29th, 2012, 01:38 PM | #11 | |
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April 29th, 2012, 01:38 PM | #12 |
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April 29th, 2012, 01:54 PM | #13 |
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Who needs to compete with a nippleless vagless sticker? Maybe someone missing a butthole?
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April 29th, 2012, 02:03 PM | #14 |
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April 29th, 2012, 02:06 PM | #15 |
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Why waste money on a girlfriend when I can waste it on a bike???
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April 29th, 2012, 02:15 PM | #16 |
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April 29th, 2012, 02:22 PM | #17 |
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April 29th, 2012, 02:28 PM | #18 | |
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April 29th, 2012, 02:31 PM | #19 |
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April 29th, 2012, 04:58 PM | #20 | |
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I caught some greasy turkish f*cker kick the bike as he walked past it, I think he was trying to kick the tax disc off it. He didn't spot me down at the wheel taking a 5ft lock chain off. I asked in a not very polite manner what the f*ck he thought he was doing, and he tried to start a fight with me until he spotted that I was ready to cave his head in with the lock if he took one more step in my direction.
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April 29th, 2012, 06:47 PM | #21 | |
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"Why waste money on a girlfriend when I can bestow funds on a bike???" As far as GF's go, they're kind of useless unless they ride too.
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April 29th, 2012, 06:56 PM | #22 |
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April 29th, 2012, 07:24 PM | #23 |
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And some girls are higher maintenance than a 100 Ninjas. Just saying....
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April 29th, 2012, 07:28 PM | #24 | |
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I guess I should contribute to the original topic... I came out of church one time with someone sitting on my bike. All of the bikes have a certain spot they park in. I think the dude was a thief and didn't know when the service let out. He just sat there like he owned it. I simply asked him to get off of it. He did. It was really kind of strange. |
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April 29th, 2012, 07:29 PM | #25 |
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I don't have any personal stories (yet), but a dude I used to work with had plenty. One time, he came out of a store and a guy was sitting on his bike, so he played it off to see what would happen. He just walked up and said "hey man, that's a nice bike. Did you just get it?" The guy was like "yeah, it's new", so he pulled out his key and said "then they probably should have given you this" followed by some sort of threat to mangle his face.
He also said he watched someone try to steal his helmet while it was locked on his bike. One of his buddies had a brand new shoei that someone stole by cutting the strap off. |
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April 30th, 2012, 05:01 AM | #26 | |
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April 30th, 2012, 06:34 AM | #27 |
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That reminds me of this video
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April 30th, 2012, 12:49 PM | #28 |
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^wow. Being new to riding, that scares the crap out of me and my '12 ninja
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April 30th, 2012, 12:51 PM | #29 |
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April 30th, 2012, 01:08 PM | #30 | |
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I find it rather funny thinking that someone managed to put that in there and secondly: how did you know?
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April 30th, 2012, 02:04 PM | #31 |
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When I first arrived in San Diego on Dec 23rd, 2008, my bike was FILTHY. The next morning, someone wrote "hell" on the windscreen with their finger in the grime. It went right up to the edge so, I just kept telling myself that they wanted to write hello but ran out of room.
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April 30th, 2012, 02:26 PM | #32 |
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'Least it was on the windscreen and not the paint.
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April 30th, 2012, 02:48 PM | #33 | |
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I park my bike in quite public areas sometimes. I've been a bit concerned about a kid getting attracted to the big shiny green ninja and touching the hot exhaust. |
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April 30th, 2012, 03:03 PM | #34 |
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Meh, it'd just be another one of life's lessons. You touch a hot pot barehanded once and you generally strive to never do that again. Kid burns himself on a strangers bike, he'll keep his hands to himself.
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April 30th, 2012, 07:41 PM | #35 |
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Well she just wasn't the same after the incident. I put her in therapy but it didn't seem to help. Then one day she just couldn't take living anymore and rammed herself into a car. The therapist let me know at her funeral, there are sick people out there
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April 30th, 2012, 08:14 PM | #36 | |
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April 30th, 2012, 08:51 PM | #37 |
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It happened the day I got my bike home to GA and rode to a friend's house. His 1-year-old ran out and threw his hands on the shiny new exhaust.
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May 2nd, 2012, 11:03 AM | #38 |
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Ive seen countless people looking at mine at work but i park it on the sidewalk right in front of the window so i can keep an eye on it constantly, but one time i was out eating and i came out and someone had jacked my lisence plate
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May 3rd, 2012, 07:23 AM | #39 |
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I've had someone write "love" "It" on my mirrors...I take that as a compliment, but still kind of annoying.
I've also had a Middle Eastern family pose and have pictures taken with it. I watched people walk up to it study the body work, and walk away. But, I'm still scared about some one sitting on it. |
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May 5th, 2012, 03:58 AM | #40 |
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You guys are lucky Someone thought it would be funny to not only scratch my bike, but to crack my fairing, i came outside and did a pre-ride check, and was like "WHAT THE F***!?!?!?!?!??!?!" I have no idea who it was, cause i am new to the town i am in... oh, this was about the same time that my bicycle was stolen, so if it was the same person, They are dead! I am especially pissed about this because it is a 2010 Se... So i'm pretty sure the fairing is even more expensive to replace... (i would have rather some weirdo raped my exhaust pipe :/ )
Just did a search, it will cost $309 to replace it :/
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