September 4th, 2012, 01:50 PM | #1 |
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The Seven Stages of Dismay
I went through all seven on my ride to work this morning, thought I'd share.
Stage 1: Slight annoyance. I just pull onto the highway from my street on the way to work and my boot itches, slightly distracting me. Dumb socks. Stage 2: Worry. I think there is a bug in my boot. I'd better pull off the road when it is safe. Stage 3: Serious concern. It is moving for sure. I forget if there are poisonous spiders locally. I need to STOP NOW. Pull to shoulder of highway and apply brakes safely. Stage 4: Panic. Glance down as I'm pulling off road and see literally dozens of spiders crawling out of my boots. Hundreds. Seem big. Both boots. Fuuuuuuuuuuu. Full-on panic stop. Stage 5: ZOMG! WTF! WTF! Kickstand takes too long. Lay bike on mirror and pegs in grass on side of road. Rip off boots with abandon. Throw them into gully a bit farther than intended due to adrenaline. Get spiders off by running around flailing on highway shoulder, then rolling around in grass off of shoulder. Scream "F&CK!" alot. Stage 6: Regaining composure. Okay, some spider eggs must have hatched and the spiders were inside my boots. Try to look cool, I'm okay. Stand up, check to see if anyone is staring. No worries, doesn't seem to be any lingering pain or poison issues, skin all fine no discoloration. Don't think we have poinsonous spiders now that I think about it, those looked like non-poisonous Baby Barbados Black Hole spiders. I'm okay. I'm okay. Stage 7: Recovery. Where are my boots? Why am I still itchy all over? Oh, crap, I scratched my mirror and pegs. Would 2 seconds putting down the kickstand have killed me? When did the egg sack get into my boots? Oh, wait, left that low kitchen window right above my boots open last night. Oh, there are my boots. Geez, I think I just set the boot put distance record. Clean boots (obsessively). Clean them again. Clean them again. Put them back on and continue to work.
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September 4th, 2012, 01:56 PM | #2 |
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Hahaha epic win. Also you are wanted in the crash section.
So what is scarier, a bee in the helmet or spiders in the boots. It's a tough one but I think I'd rather have spiders in the boots
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September 4th, 2012, 02:00 PM | #3 |
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Ah, too funny. I can just picture you rolling around on the ground covered in spiders.
Related to this very thing is why I have my Noob Rider rule #33 - "If you leave your helmet in the garage be sure to check it for bugs the next morning before you put it on." |
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September 4th, 2012, 02:02 PM | #4 |
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Had a bee in my helmet last week. It got out the bottom and stung me in the windpipe before I could completely panic. It was no match for leather gloves.
I effing HATE bees, but I'd rather have a bee in my helmet than spiders pouring out of my boot. Seriously creepy. |
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September 4th, 2012, 02:08 PM | #5 |
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Easy choice, I'd take the bee. I'm not allergic, and spiders can be poisonous. While I may be a bit sensitive after this morning, let me assure you that potentially poisonous spiders crawling all over you while riding a motorcycle is enough to reduce an otherwise rational grown man to panic. I think I'd have put the kickstand down for the bee.
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September 4th, 2012, 02:10 PM | #6 |
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Haha, idk, flying things freak me out more than crawling things. I wouldn't even be worrying about whether it was poisonous or not, I just don't want anything touch my beautiful face
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September 4th, 2012, 05:47 PM | #7 |
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This is why we need video running on all rides!
Glad you're OK, Floyd!
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September 4th, 2012, 05:50 PM | #8 |
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I'd much rather have a bee in my helmet. Imagining spiders crawling out of my shoes is like a scene out of a horror movie.
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September 4th, 2012, 05:51 PM | #9 |
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At Stage 4 I would have gone into Stage 4A and pooped myself.
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September 4th, 2012, 07:14 PM | #10 |
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Had somwthing similar with tennis shoes and baby sccorpions. Mama scorpion was still in the shoe. No idea how I did not get stung.
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September 4th, 2012, 08:24 PM | #11 |
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You're lucky. We have brown recluse spiders here, and guess where they like to make their webs. Yep, secluded dark places, like boots.
Everything in the garage gets vigorously checked for spiders before being put on. Motorcycle gear never gets left in garage. |
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September 5th, 2012, 08:35 AM | #12 |
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September 5th, 2012, 09:36 AM | #13 |
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September 5th, 2012, 10:10 AM | #14 |
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Great story, Floyd; worth of being on a video.
Once, I had one little spider crawling over my face. The little thing was unnoticed until I was on the HOV lane moving at 75 mph. I picked it up while I put my helmet on the gas tank to release the disc lock, I believe.
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September 5th, 2012, 10:17 AM | #15 |
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EEK!!! that is REALLY freaky... lol Glad you're alright
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September 29th, 2012, 08:47 PM | #16 |
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Went camping once and was told to leave my boots outside the tent because they stunk after getting wet in the creek that day. In the morning, I put them on with no socks because my socks were still wet. While eating breakfast by the grill at least half an hour later, something tickled and I took it off.
... A spider spanning almost the size of my palm jumped out completely unharmed and ran off! It never bit me and I was surprised it wasn't hurt itself. |
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September 30th, 2012, 08:45 AM | #17 |
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Poor spiders. What probably happened was that a mom of one of the baby-carrying species went into your boot for shelter.
I like spiders, once I watched one building a web from the corner of my glasses to the edge of my helmet's visor opening while I was on a ride down to Austin. When I got to my planned fuel/rest stop I got her out safely and relocated her to some bushes under a light, lots of insects for her to feed on. You might hang out on http://www.reddit.com/r/spiders as that seems to have helped a lot of arachnophobes overcome that fear in the past. I am glad that here in the US there are only two poisonous spiders, and they're not particularly poisonous. Bites from either are fairly treatable. |
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September 30th, 2012, 09:20 AM | #18 |
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I'll take a bee over a spider. Gotta worry about them brown recluses and black widows here in Texas.
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but if you are allergic to bees then they are obviously worse...
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September 30th, 2012, 09:54 AM | #20 |
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Hillarious... I was imagining some true life Ricky Bobby invisible flames running and rolling around on the side of the highway. Haha!
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September 30th, 2012, 06:14 PM | #21 |
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This is the best story I've read all day.
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October 1st, 2012, 07:13 PM | #22 |
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Nice tale, Floyd. I've had a similar experience with insects in my gear, but they were all ants. Ants in my boots, in my helmet & in my damn jacket. SMH I can't imagine how I'd react if I found spiders in any of my gear. Maybe 10x worse than you did |
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October 2nd, 2012, 07:18 AM | #23 |
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Oh great, now I'm going to have phantom itchy feelings all the way to work this morning.
Great story Floyd. Jeff
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October 2nd, 2012, 04:40 PM | #24 |
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October 2nd, 2012, 06:09 PM | #25 |
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i'm terribly arachnophobic... the second i saw little spiders leaving the boot, the bike would be crashed sliding down the road while i try to rip the boot off (well before coming to a stop) winding up in severe tumbling only to come to a stop halfway concious still trying to get the boot off but failing because all my bones are broken
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