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Old September 25th, 2011, 10:37 AM   #1
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Smile What did you name your GPS?

Couldn't ever think of an appropriate name before. But finally, the perfect name occured to me.

A man is out riding his motorcycle one day, when be speeds by a cop running radar. The cop switches on his lights, and pulls the motorcyclist over.
"License and registration, please" says the cop, and the man hands over the documents.

"Well, Mr. Heisenberg," The cop says, reading the name off the license as he compares the photo to the man in front of him. "Do you have any idea how fast you were going?"

"No, I don't," says the motorcyclist. "But, I know exactly where I am!"



Yep. My GPS is now named Heisenberg.



I'm the guy who loved to write graphiti in the Physics department bathroom that said "Werner Heisenberg may have been here."



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Old September 25th, 2011, 10:39 AM   #2
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Old September 25th, 2011, 11:21 AM   #3
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Old September 25th, 2011, 11:30 AM   #4
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Old September 25th, 2011, 12:28 PM   #5
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Since when is a GPS worthy of a name?

I've heard of people naming their cars, boats, motorcycles and they're all 'she's'
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Old September 25th, 2011, 12:34 PM   #6
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LOL @ Heisenberg

One of my friends in college named my car GPS Sheila after the robot talking tank from Red vs. Blue (an old machinima comedy series animated using Halo).

Also, the turn by turn instructions are very condescending when you miss a turn and it has to recalculate the route. Definitely reminds me of driving with my significant other (don't tell her I said that)
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LOL @ Heisenberg

One of my friends in college named my car GPS Sheila after the robot talking tank from Red vs. Blue (an old machinima comedy series animated using Halo).

Also, the turn by turn instructions are very condescending when you miss a turn and it has to recalculate the route. Definitely reminds me of driving with my significant other (don't tell her I said that)
I named my first bike Sheila! (Because it handled like a tank)
And my second bike "The Puma"
and my 4th bike "The Warthog"

All because of the RvB series!
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