Pick-up lines

Snake · March 26th, 2009, 09:07 AM

I was chating with a member the other day and the subject of pick-up lines came up.
What pick-up lines have you either used or heard?

Pick-up lines:

I must be in heaven because you look licke an angel.
Hello I'm Fred Flintstone and I can make your bed rock.
If I told you, you had a beutiful body would you hold it against me?

BlueTyke · March 26th, 2009, 09:14 AM

To be honest I have never used one nor had one used on me...

islanderman7 · March 26th, 2009, 10:02 AM

I like to hear about them because they make me laugh.

I never use them in the field though. Expect to crash and burn. In fact after I see a guy try one a corny line and fail, I like to open up that woman and say, "what'd he say" and laugh about it.

If you want to "pick up chicks" its best to open them with a natural conversation, not some corny pick up lines. You can open a woman up and say, "tell me the most funniest/crappy/miserable pick up line that men have used on you?" This leads to conversation and comfort.

However, the best pick up line is...

Hi

talldrink · March 26th, 2009, 10:04 AM

You're one tall glass of water and i'm real thirsty.

Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.

CC Cowboy · March 26th, 2009, 10:53 AM

Did you say 20 or 50 bucks, by the way are you a cop?

GTsmokeya · March 26th, 2009, 02:16 PM

^^Lmao..nice. Hey bluetyke....."If you're here, who's running heaven?"

GTsmokeya

See who's got your back?

sm0kediver · March 26th, 2009, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CC Cowboy

Did you say 20 or 50 bucks, by the way are you a cop?

Jiu Jitsu Player · March 26th, 2009, 04:35 PM

That shirt is very becoming on you. Of course if I were on you, I'd be coming too.

When they made the alphabet they should've put "U" & "I" together.

bob706 · March 26th, 2009, 04:45 PM

Quote:

That shirt is very becoming on you. Of course if I were on you, I'd be coming too.

lmfao!!

Snake · March 26th, 2009, 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlueTyke

To be honest I have never used one nor had one used on me...

Well Blue Tyke, theres a first time for everything. Looks like a pick-up line has been used on you. I would take that as a compliment.

BlueRaven · March 26th, 2009, 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiu Jitsu Player

That shirt is very becoming on you. Of course if I were on you, I'd be coming too.

When they made the alphabet they should've put "U" & "I" together.

i know being a girl and all i should be offended by that line but i think if someone actually had said that to me i'd be LMAO....it's hilarious

Snake · March 26th, 2009, 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlueRaven

i know being a girl and all i should be offended by that line but i think if someone actually had said that to me i'd be LMAO....it's hilarious

I'm glad that as a girl you can see the humorous side of that pick-up line. Then I'm sure you would laugh at him, say "see ya later" and walk off.

Jiu Jitsu Player · March 26th, 2009, 07:41 PM

To be honest- that line has actually worked quite a few times! If you can make a girl laugh its an excellent ice breaker. Be forewarned though- it doesn't work on all of them and it can seriously backfire!

I actually just posted it because its one of the funnier ones I know.

blubyu · March 26th, 2009, 07:50 PM

Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?

py2e · March 26th, 2009, 10:36 PM

How to talk to a lady:

1) Look at her eyes with confidence. (Don't wander!)
2) Slight smile (

not

)
3) Say "Hi."

Easy as 1-2-3.

miks · March 27th, 2009, 12:20 AM

Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

Oh my god, I thought I was gay... then I met you.

00v_Lucky · March 27th, 2009, 01:38 AM

Hey girl do you believe love at first sight?
...or do you want me to walk past you again.

Would you like to walk through that door with me? so you know, we can go out. (I forgot the proper wording)

Snake · March 27th, 2009, 09:52 AM

I know some of you Women out there have used a pick-up line at least once in your life. I would like to hear from you as well.

TnNinjaGirl · March 27th, 2009, 12:47 PM

We ride bikes, Rick, do we need pick up lines?

00v_Lucky · March 27th, 2009, 12:59 PM

to seal the deal. =]

BlueTyke · March 27th, 2009, 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GTsmokeya

^^Lmao..nice. Hey bluetyke....."If you're here, who's running heaven?"

GTsmokeya

See who's got your back?

Aww how sweet my own :leghumper: fan club

(teasing)

And honey they are going to keep me as far away from Heaven as possible

Quote:

Originally Posted by rcuriel

I know some of you Women out there have used a pick-up line at least once in your life. I would like to hear from you as well.

Alright here's one, tested once and passed with flying colors:

Me: Hey
Him: Hello
Me: Um, you like movies?
Him: uhhh yeah...
Me: Wanna see one with me?
Him: Sure.

Very creative I know!

Quote:

Originally Posted by TnNinjaGirl

We ride bikes, Rick, do we need pick up lines?

when you put it that way... really... I don't think we (as females) do. We are like magical unicorns (or so I am told) you always hear about us but never see us... Very elusive.

Snake · March 27th, 2009, 01:17 PM

Blue Tyke you put it very eleguently. This is very true. You don't see many womne on bikes but when you do they are like magnets. Very atractive.

TnNinjaGirl · March 27th, 2009, 01:20 PM

Sunny is right, we just have to look at guys and they melt. But, with that said alot of guys are afraid of women who make the first move, or move better on a bike than they do.

What kind of pick up lines do you guys want to hear from girls?

BlueTyke · March 27th, 2009, 01:26 PM

"Really!? It's that big!?"
"Wow I would have thought the cc's on that were bigger"

Hang on! I forgot one:

"Why hellooo there.... Wanna be my sud buddy?"

Snake · March 27th, 2009, 01:33 PM

Well those lines would definetly get my attention.

BlueRaven · March 27th, 2009, 04:28 PM

Men on bikes are very appealing...you don't need pick up lines...just look at her and smile and most women will be putty in your hands.......my opinion anyway

py2e · March 27th, 2009, 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlueTyke

"Really!? It's that big!?"
"Wow I would have thought the cc's on that were bigger"

Hang on! I forgot one:

"Why hellooo there.... Wanna be my sud buddy?"

I know, I know, once you go black you don't go back.

BlueTyke · March 27th, 2009, 05:35 PM

Lol

Snake · March 28th, 2009, 09:13 AM

Would this one work? :
(1) Would you like to go for a ride on the back of my bike? or for women that have their own bike:
(2) Would you like to join me for a ride?

komohana · March 29th, 2009, 02:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by miks

Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

Oh my god, I thought I was gay... then I met you.

workdaddy · March 29th, 2009, 08:57 AM

~BOY: Did it hurt?
GIRL: Did what hurt?
BOY: When you fell from heaven, did it hurt?

~Boy: I know milk does a body good, But Damn Girl... How much did you drink?

BlueRaven · March 29th, 2009, 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rcuriel

Would this one work? :
(1) Would you like to go for a ride on the back of my bike? or for women that have their own bike:
(2) Would you like to join me for a ride?

Definitely #2 ...you don't want to offend her unless she offers #1

here's one i remember

are you glad to see me or that just a sock in your pants. kinda of corny i know

Snake · March 29th, 2009, 02:31 PM

Thanks I will keep that in mind.

BlueTyke · March 29th, 2009, 04:15 PM

I have this notion that there is someone in particular that Rick is trying these on...

kazam58 · March 29th, 2009, 05:01 PM

lol, nothing wrong with a little internet buddy help...

My personal favorite (no, i've never used it, or any pickup line for that matter): "Hi, you'll do"

Snake · March 29th, 2009, 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlueTyke

I have this notion that there is someone in particular that Rick is trying these on...

HHHHHMMM....any one care to guess who that might be?

Nemy · March 29th, 2009, 09:27 PM

I've yet to try this one

Quagmire: Hey there sweetie, how old are you?
Connie: 16.
Quagmire: 18? You're first.
Connie: Mom!
Quagmire: I like where this is goin'! Giggidy, giggidy

Syphen · March 29th, 2009, 09:38 PM

Being engaged, I don't find myself walking around the bar trying to use pickup lines however.. I found one that works when I'm trying to help a buddy out: "Haaaave you met *insert buddies name here*?!?" Good old how I met your mother. Anyways, It has worked out a few times. I'm not sure how but it did.

paterick4o8 · March 30th, 2009, 10:52 AM

heard this one on a radio commercial

"It's a good thing I brought my library card, cuz i'ma checkin you out!"

wyckedflesh · March 30th, 2009, 10:07 PM

Said after the lady your trying to pick up sneezes:

Goesintight (said like Gesundheit)

March 26th, 2009, 10:02 AM	#3
islanderman7 The Sexy Filipino Name: Jordan Location: Bakersfield, Ca Join Date: Dec 2008 Motorcycle(s): Ninja 250R 2008 (da black one) Posts: 312	I like to hear about them because they make me laugh. I never use them in the field though. Expect to crash and burn. In fact after I see a guy try one a corny line and fail, I like to open up that woman and say, "what'd he say" and laugh about it. If you want to "pick up chicks" its best to open them with a natural conversation, not some corny pick up lines. You can open a woman up and say, "tell me the most funniest/crappy/miserable pick up line that men have used on you?" This leads to conversation and comfort. However, the best pick up line is... Hi __________________________________________________ Area P CF Standard,Airbox Removed,K&N R-0990,Factory Pro Jet Kit 3.0, Zero Gravity DB I'm not riding too fast... I'm flying too low.

March 26th, 2009, 10:04 AM	#4
talldrink ninjette.org guru Name: Deb Location: Philly Join Date: Dec 2008 Motorcycle(s): '09 ninja 250 (blue) Posts: 295	You're one tall glass of water and i'm real thirsty. Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long. __________________________________________________ A woman is like a teabag; you never know how strong she is until she's in hot water!

March 26th, 2009, 10:53 AM	#5
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March 26th, 2009, 04:35 PM	#8
Jiu Jitsu Player Live 2 Ride Forced 2 Work Name: Chris Location: Guam Join Date: Mar 2009 Motorcycle(s): 2008 RED 250r Posts: 386	That shirt is very becoming on you. Of course if I were on you, I'd be coming too. When they made the alphabet they should've put "U" & "I" together. __________________________________________________ SAVAGE MODE: [ON] OFF www.7milesdown.com

March 26th, 2009, 07:41 PM	#13
Jiu Jitsu Player Live 2 Ride Forced 2 Work Name: Chris Location: Guam Join Date: Mar 2009 Motorcycle(s): 2008 RED 250r Posts: 386	To be honest- that line has actually worked quite a few times! If you can make a girl laugh its an excellent ice breaker. Be forewarned though- it doesn't work on all of them and it can seriously backfire! I actually just posted it because its one of the funnier ones I know. __________________________________________________ SAVAGE MODE: [ON] OFF www.7milesdown.com

March 26th, 2009, 09:07 AM	#1
Snake ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Rick Location: Alexandria, Louisiana Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): 05 Blue Ninja 250 Posts: Too much. MOTY - 2017, MOTM - Jan '19, Oct '16, May '14	Pick-up lines I was chating with a member the other day and the subject of pick-up lines came up. What pick-up lines have you either used or heard? Pick-up lines: I must be in heaven because you look licke an angel. Hello I'm Fred Flintstone and I can make your bed rock. If I told you, you had a beutiful body would you hold it against me?

March 26th, 2009, 09:14 AM	#2
BlueTyke So slow I'm first! Name: Sunny Location: San Jose, CA Join Date: Oct 2008 Motorcycle(s): 06 Kawasaki Ninja EX250 Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 10	To be honest I have never used one nor had one used on me... __________________________________________________ Learn from the mistakes of others, you cannot make them all yourself. Save yourself the trouble and Learn.

March 26th, 2009, 02:16 PM	#6
GTsmokeya GTsmokeya Name: Erik Location: Lake In The Hills, IL Join Date: Feb 2009 Motorcycle(s): 04' Silver 250 Ninja Posts: 28	^^Lmao..nice. Hey bluetyke....."If you're here, who's running heaven?" GTsmokeya See who's got your back?

March 26th, 2009, 07:50 PM	#14
blubyu ninjette.org member Name: Todd Location: Olympia, WA Join Date: Feb 2009 Motorcycle(s): 2009 Ninja 250R / 2009 CBR600RR Posts: 51	Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some? __________________________________________________ Scorpion EXO-1000 - Scorpion Hat Trick Jacket - Scorpion Magnum Gloves - TourMaster Caliper Pants - AlpineStars Octane Riding Shoes

March 26th, 2009, 10:36 PM	#15
py2e ninjette.org member Name: Pete Location: Clifton, NJ Join Date: Mar 2009 Motorcycle(s): 2009 BLACK Kawasaki Ninja 250R Posts: 164	How to talk to a lady: 1) Look at her eyes with confidence. (Don't wander!) 2) Slight smile ( not ) 3) Say "Hi." Easy as 1-2-3. __________________________________________________

March 27th, 2009, 12:20 AM	#16
miks I'm lovin' it. Name: Mike Location: Melb, Australia Join Date: Feb 2009 Motorcycle(s): '09 Black 250R Posts: A lot.	Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away! If you were a booger I'd pick you first. Oh my god, I thought I was gay... then I met you. __________________________________________________ Son: When I grow up I want to ride a motorbike. Father: You can't do both son.

March 27th, 2009, 01:38 AM	#17
00v_Lucky ninjette.org sage Name: Howard Location: Cypress, So. Cal. Join Date: Feb 2009 Motorcycle(s): '09 Candy Thunder Blue Ninja 250R Posts: 618	Hey girl do you believe love at first sight? ...or do you want me to walk past you again. Would you like to walk through that door with me? so you know, we can go out. (I forgot the proper wording)

March 27th, 2009, 09:52 AM	#18
Snake ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Rick Location: Alexandria, Louisiana Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): 05 Blue Ninja 250 Posts: Too much. MOTY - 2017, MOTM - Jan '19, Oct '16, May '14	I know some of you Women out there have used a pick-up line at least once in your life. I would like to hear from you as well.

March 27th, 2009, 12:47 PM	#19
TnNinjaGirl Ms. Personality Name: CB Location: Murvill, TN Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): Depends on the week you ask Posts: A lot.	We ride bikes, Rick, do we need pick up lines?

March 27th, 2009, 12:59 PM	#20
00v_Lucky ninjette.org sage Name: Howard Location: Cypress, So. Cal. Join Date: Feb 2009 Motorcycle(s): '09 Candy Thunder Blue Ninja 250R Posts: 618	to seal the deal. =]

March 27th, 2009, 01:17 PM	#22
Snake ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Rick Location: Alexandria, Louisiana Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): 05 Blue Ninja 250 Posts: Too much. MOTY - 2017, MOTM - Jan '19, Oct '16, May '14	Blue Tyke you put it very eleguently. This is very true. You don't see many womne on bikes but when you do they are like magnets. Very atractive.

March 27th, 2009, 01:20 PM	#23
TnNinjaGirl Ms. Personality Name: CB Location: Murvill, TN Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): Depends on the week you ask Posts: A lot.	Sunny is right, we just have to look at guys and they melt. But, with that said alot of guys are afraid of women who make the first move, or move better on a bike than they do. What kind of pick up lines do you guys want to hear from girls?

March 27th, 2009, 01:26 PM	#24
BlueTyke So slow I'm first! Name: Sunny Location: San Jose, CA Join Date: Oct 2008 Motorcycle(s): 06 Kawasaki Ninja EX250 Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 10	"Really!? It's that big!?" "Wow I would have thought the cc's on that were bigger" Hang on! I forgot one: "Why hellooo there.... Wanna be my sud buddy?" __________________________________________________ Learn from the mistakes of others, you cannot make them all yourself. Save yourself the trouble and Learn.

March 27th, 2009, 01:33 PM	#25
Snake ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Rick Location: Alexandria, Louisiana Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): 05 Blue Ninja 250 Posts: Too much. MOTY - 2017, MOTM - Jan '19, Oct '16, May '14	Well those lines would definetly get my attention.

March 27th, 2009, 04:28 PM	#26
BlueRaven ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Lil One Location: NB Canada Join Date: Mar 2009 Motorcycle(s): '09 Ninja 250 Black Posts: A lot.	Men on bikes are very appealing...you don't need pick up lines...just look at her and smile and most women will be putty in your hands.......my opinion anyway

March 27th, 2009, 05:35 PM	#28
BlueTyke So slow I'm first! Name: Sunny Location: San Jose, CA Join Date: Oct 2008 Motorcycle(s): 06 Kawasaki Ninja EX250 Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 10	Lol __________________________________________________ Learn from the mistakes of others, you cannot make them all yourself. Save yourself the trouble and Learn.

March 28th, 2009, 09:13 AM	#29
Snake ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Rick Location: Alexandria, Louisiana Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): 05 Blue Ninja 250 Posts: Too much. MOTY - 2017, MOTM - Jan '19, Oct '16, May '14	Would this one work? : (1) Would you like to go for a ride on the back of my bike? or for women that have their own bike: (2) Would you like to join me for a ride?

March 29th, 2009, 08:57 AM	#31
workdaddy WORKDADDY Name: Dave Location: slc utah Join Date: Nov 2008 Motorcycle(s): 2008 ninja 2fitty Posts: 112	~BOY: Did it hurt? GIRL: Did what hurt? BOY: When you fell from heaven, did it hurt? ~Boy: I know milk does a body good, But Damn Girl... How much did you drink?

March 29th, 2009, 02:31 PM	#33
Snake ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Rick Location: Alexandria, Louisiana Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): 05 Blue Ninja 250 Posts: Too much. MOTY - 2017, MOTM - Jan '19, Oct '16, May '14	Thanks I will keep that in mind.

March 29th, 2009, 04:15 PM	#34
BlueTyke So slow I'm first! Name: Sunny Location: San Jose, CA Join Date: Oct 2008 Motorcycle(s): 06 Kawasaki Ninja EX250 Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 10	I have this notion that there is someone in particular that Rick is trying these on... __________________________________________________ Learn from the mistakes of others, you cannot make them all yourself. Save yourself the trouble and Learn.

March 29th, 2009, 05:01 PM	#35
kazam58 Sarcasm: Yea that'll work Name: Andy Location: Essex Jct, VT Join Date: Dec 2008 Motorcycle(s): '08 Ninja 250R Posts: 330	lol, nothing wrong with a little internet buddy help... My personal favorite (no, i've never used it, or any pickup line for that matter): "Hi, you'll do"

March 29th, 2009, 09:27 PM	#37
Nemy ninjette.org sage Name: Tim Location: Portland, OR Join Date: Dec 2008 Motorcycle(s): 2009 SE Ninja 250R Posts: 796	I've yet to try this one Quagmire: Hey there sweetie, how old are you? Connie: 16. Quagmire: 18? You're first. Connie: Mom! Quagmire: I like where this is goin'! Giggidy, giggidy

March 29th, 2009, 09:38 PM	#38
Syphen Some weird Canuck! Name: Greg Location: Ontario - Canada Join Date: Dec 2008 Motorcycle(s): '92 CBR250RR "Babyblade", 2008 Ninja 250R, 2001 CBR600F4i Posts: 209	Being engaged, I don't find myself walking around the bar trying to use pickup lines however.. I found one that works when I'm trying to help a buddy out: "Haaaave you met insert buddies name here?!?" Good old how I met your mother. Anyways, It has worked out a few times. I'm not sure how but it did.

March 30th, 2009, 10:52 AM	#39
paterick4o8 ninjette.org sage Name: patricK Location: San Jose, CA--BAY AREA! Join Date: Mar 2009 Motorcycle(s): '08 blue 250R [sold]. '09 lime ZX-6R [stolen :( ]. '06 blue 636. Posts: 918	heard this one on a radio commercial "It's a good thing I brought my library card, cuz i'ma checkin you out!"

March 30th, 2009, 10:07 PM	#40
wyckedflesh ninjette.org guru Name: Mikel Location: Valley of the Sun Join Date: Mar 2009 Motorcycle(s): '09 Blue Kawasaki KLE650 Versys, '95 Ducati 900SS/CR (undergoing track conversion) Posts: 287	Said after the lady your trying to pick up sneezes: Goesintight (said like Gesundheit)

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