Pregnant and riding? - Page 2

gfloyd2002 · November 14th, 2011, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by setasai

I thought I heard that from somewhere that pregnant women shouldnt ride bicycles because it puts pressure on the cervix or something.

Brian's todo list for Monday:

1. Work the word cervix into a discussion. Check!

massacremasses · November 14th, 2011, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by akima

I like your memes!

For Akima

"A" · November 14th, 2011, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Heed

we did that a long time ago.

So maybe it's time we start implementing testing for the privilege of procreation.

You need to take a driver's test for driving privilege, auto insurance to own/operte a vehicle, why not a mandatory testing/licensing for parenting prior to parenthood?
and mandatory health insurance for the baby and mom during pregnancy?
While we're at it, why not ust universal healthcare? oh no.. b/c it's:

massacremasses · November 14th, 2011, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by "A"

So maybe it's time we start implementing testing for the privilege of procreation.

You need to take a driver's test for driving privilege, auto insurance to own/operte a vehicle, why not a mandatory testing/licensing for parenting prior to parenthood?
and mandatory health insurance for the baby and mom during pregnancy.

Birth control in the water is easier.

akima · November 14th, 2011, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by massacremasses

For Akima

"A" · November 14th, 2011, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by massacremasses

Birth control in the water is easier.

if it is 99.9% effective.. that's 70 million out of 7 billion that will still get pregnant.

akima · November 14th, 2011, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by "A"

if it is 99.9% effective.. that's 70 million out of 7 billion that will still get pregnant.

(7,000,000,000 / 100) * 0.1 = 7,000,000 = 7 million

not 70 million

sorry, couldn't help myself!

"A" · November 14th, 2011, 02:05 PM

That's still alot of babies.. I know I sholdn't procreate now.. how many of you are willing to say that about yourself?

massacremasses · November 14th, 2011, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by "A"

That's still alot of babies.. I know I sholdn't procreate now..

Clearly math is not your strong suit.... If that was the case the population would start to shrink as the death rate would over take the birth rate...

but im sure you were just kidding

Jiggles · November 14th, 2011, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by "A"

if it is 99.9% effective.. that's 70 million out of 7 billion that will still get pregnant.

Since when do guys, children and seniors get pregnant?

"A" · November 14th, 2011, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by massacremasses

Clearly math is not your strong suit.... If that was the case the population would start to shrink as the death rate would over take the birth rate...

but im sure you were just kidding

Don't forget all the crack babies who are HIV positive, I'm sure few of them are born by the time you finish reading this post.

massacremasses · November 14th, 2011, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Jiggles

Since when do guys, children and seniors get pregnant?

that picture disturbs me...

I saw the documentary on that couple actually.

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Originally Posted by "A"

Don't forget all the crack babies who are HIV positive, I'm sure few of them are born by the time you finish reading this post.

Jiggles · November 14th, 2011, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by massacremasses

that picture disturbs me...

I saw the documentary on that couple actually.

Yea.... He has a vagina, which makes he a she which also means I just posted a picture of a topless woman... with a beard...

miss_syn · November 14th, 2011, 02:51 PM

Biggest. Nightmare. Ever.

I guess I'll see when the time comes.

Also, Gratz blueproof.

Heed · November 14th, 2011, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by "A"

why not a mandatory testing/licensing for parenting prior to parenthood?

Good question.

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Originally Posted by "A"

and mandatory health insurance for the baby and mom during pregnancy?

I'd vote for that.

bluepoof · November 14th, 2011, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by akima

Congrats Carolyn!

Do you know yet if the baby is a... little sports bike rider or a little cruiser rider?

We don't know yet...but as long as it's not a scooter rider, we'll be OK!

(kidding!)

setasai · November 14th, 2011, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by bluepoof

We don't know yet...but as long as it's not a scooter rider, we'll be OK!

(kidding!)

OMG! I totally missed your post about this. Super ultimate congrats! Guess this means you wont be riding to any of our meetups for a long long while!

bluepoof · November 14th, 2011, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by setasai

OMG! I totally missed your post about this. Super ultimate congrats! Guess this means you wont be riding to any of our meetups for a long long while!

Sadly.

But next summer I'll be looking for good excuses to leave the sprog at home with Peter and get out for a day ride!

"A" · November 14th, 2011, 03:52 PM

The most alarming.. you should fins out out much of your state budget goes towards incarceration vs education... because when the prisoners come out, you may not have to live with them, but your offsprings will.

Jiggles · November 14th, 2011, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by setasai

OMG! I totally missed your post about this. Super ultimate congrats! Guess this means you wont be riding to any of our meetups for a long long while!

Sure she can! She's got storage space!

Blackwidow · November 14th, 2011, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by "A"

That's still alot of babies.. I know I sholdn't procreate now.. how many of you are willing to say that about yourself?

i'm too selfish, i love babies.

akima · November 14th, 2011, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Jiggles

Sure she can! She's got storage space!

I don't know whether to laugh or keel-over in despair!

I really hope that's just a joke shot and they don't actually transport that baby in there; least of all because the baby is directly above the exhaust fumes outlet.

setasai · November 14th, 2011, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by bluepoof

Sadly.

But next summer I'll be looking for good excuses to leave the sprog at home with Peter and get out for a day ride!

And we'll try our best to give you that excuse.

Alex · November 14th, 2011, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Jiggles

Sure she can! She's got storage space!

Now that's just silly. Everyone knows babies fit much better in top cases.

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akima · November 14th, 2011, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Alex

Now that's just silly. Everyone knows babies fit much better in top cases.

Attachment 15957

He he. Love how happy he is!

gfloyd2002 · November 14th, 2011, 07:32 PM

There is always this option. "Look, Marge, he's sleeping. He must be exhausted."

CynicalC · November 14th, 2011, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by massacremasses

I saw the documentary on that couple actually.

Sad to say, I did too. The entire time I was thinking

The whole thing is a joke... That pregnant "thing" is just a female with half a sex change. A circus freak and that's news somehow?

On topic: My girlfriend grew up in Italy. Her mother commuted on a vespa for the entire duration of her pregnancy.

Malicious Logic · November 14th, 2011, 08:25 PM

I don't think I'd want her to ride unless we sat down and talked about it and she was insistent on it. She would not only be taking the usual risk with her life, but the baby's as well and if she went down and lost the baby, I'm sure she'd be torn apart over it.

nit8690 · November 14th, 2011, 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by rockNroll

You used won't instead of wouldn't

grammar nazi lol

akima · November 15th, 2011, 01:39 AM

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Originally Posted by CynicalC

On topic: My girlfriend grew up in Italy. Her mother commuted on a vespa for the entire duration of her pregnancy.

That's different though because unlike motorcycle riders, scooter riders can't get in accidents. That's why scooter riders don't need protective gear.

rockNroll · November 15th, 2011, 04:29 AM

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Originally Posted by nit8690

grammar nazi lol

noob

ninja_sleeper · November 15th, 2011, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by "A"

Not all women consider motorcycling dangerous, or do you know that as a fact...

^^^
This.

It would be weird looking to see a pregger on a motorcycle.

Personally, I don't like babies (no offense), so I don't think I'll ever need to make this desicion.

Jiggles · November 15th, 2011, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by ninja_sleeper

^^^
This.

It would be weird looking to see a pregger on a motorcycle.

Personally, I don't like babies (no offense), so I don't think I'll ever need to make this desicion.

Exactly, babies are just a bunch of egotistical attention whores. Everything is always about them. You want me to feed you and pick up your poo? What am I your mom!? GET A JOB!

ninja_sleeper · November 15th, 2011, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Jiggles

Exactly, babies are just a bunch of egotistical attention whores. Everything is always about them. You want me to feed you and pick up your poo? What am I your mom!? GET A JOB!

What I dislike MORE than babies are people that have them that shouldn't. I'm constantly hearing the most messed up things from my apartment neighbors. Screaming at their kids telling them she's gonna beat their ass if they don't sit the eff down. Screaming at them to go play outside at like 7 in the morning. I feel bad for those kids, man.

I'm worried about the future generation.

Sorry, strayed of topic.

onetruevibe · November 15th, 2011, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Jiggles

Exactly, babies are just a bunch of egotistical attention whores. Everything is always about them. You want me to feed you and pick up your poo? What am I your mom!? GET A JOB!

^werd.

I could have totally skipped the first three years of my kids lives. Absolutely no return on the investment - until they hit year five and can start producing.

Ok honey...I'll be in Paris making more babies. Let me know when five years have past and I'll be home.

akima · November 15th, 2011, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by ninja_sleeper

Personally, I don't like babies (no offense), so I don't think I'll ever need to make this desicion.

I was the same until recently when I met my friend's daughter for the first time. She was the most beautiful and cute thing I'd ever seen! When I returned home it took me about 2 months to get her out of my head.

I'm still not certain I want kids. It's such a huge commitment and responsibility. I know for sure that I'd never have more than 2 kids, as I don't want to play a part in increasing the number of humans on this planet... I think we have plenty already!

noche_caliente · November 15th, 2011, 04:40 PM

I rode for about a month after I found out that I was pregnant - mostly for one last long ride and then again to winterize the bike. I also did some parking lot practice with DH when he did his mini MSF course when I was around 6 months - since I've had the baby (Jun '10) I've been out a total of 5 times I think... not enough time, and still too big a risk when she depends on me to eat.

Malicious Logic · November 15th, 2011, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by noche_caliente

I rode for about a month after I found out that I was pregnant - mostly for one last long ride and then again to winterize the bike. I also did some parking lot practice with DH when he did his mini MSF course when I was around 6 months - since I've had the baby (Jun '10) I've been out a total of 5 times I think... not enough time, and still too big a risk when she depends on me to eat.

No formula for the little one?

Jiggles · November 15th, 2011, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Malicious Logic

No formula for the little one?

noche_caliente · November 15th, 2011, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Malicious Logic

No formula for the little one?

not a drop - 16.5 months in!

she has some pretty severe food allergies, so it's not an option even if I wanted to, but I don't...

@bluepoof Congratulations! If you need any new-mommy riding tips, pm me

November 14th, 2011, 02:51 PM	#54
miss_syn my hair matches my bike Name: Tiffany Location: Greater Pittsburgh Metropolitan Area Join Date: Apr 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2010 Red 250r Posts: 411	Biggest. Nightmare. Ever. I guess I'll see when the time comes. Also, Gratz blueproof. Last futzed with by miss_syn; November 14th, 2011 at 03:54 PM.

November 14th, 2011, 07:32 PM	#66
gfloyd2002 User Title Free Since '12 Name: Floyd Location: Barbados Join Date: Dec 2010 Motorcycle(s): '10 Ninja 250R Special Edition Green Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 13 MOTM - Feb '12	There is always this option. "Look, Marge, he's sleeping. He must be exhausted." __________________________________________________ "Improvement makes straight roads, but the crooked roads without improvement, are roads of genius." — William Blake

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noche_caliente ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Kim Location: mundo de ensueño Join Date: Nov 2008 Motorcycle(s): '08 250 Posts: A lot.	I rode for about a month after I found out that I was pregnant - mostly for one last long ride and then again to winterize the bike. I also did some parking lot practice with DH when he did his mini MSF course when I was around 6 months - since I've had the baby (Jun '10) I've been out a total of 5 times I think... not enough time, and still too big a risk when she depends on me to eat. __________________________________________________ Progrip tank pad, blue rim stripes, blue Pazzos, Roaring Toyz lowering kit, Puig DB in dark smoke, Cortech sport tail, super mini tank, and saddlebags, OES swingarm spools and Intuitive frame sliders

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November 14th, 2011, 02:05 PM	#48
"A" vampire Name: A Location: IT Join Date: Feb 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2 many 2 list Posts: A lot.	That's still alot of babies.. I know I sholdn't procreate now.. how many of you are willing to say that about yourself?

November 14th, 2011, 03:52 PM	#59
"A" vampire Name: A Location: IT Join Date: Feb 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2 many 2 list Posts: A lot.	The most alarming.. you should fins out out much of your state budget goes towards incarceration vs education... because when the prisoners come out, you may not have to live with them, but your offsprings will.

November 14th, 2011, 08:25 PM	#68
Malicious Logic hates stupid people Name: Mark Location: Oklahoma City Join Date: Aug 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2005 ZX6R Posts: 860	I don't think I'd want her to ride unless we sat down and talked about it and she was insistent on it. She would not only be taking the usual risk with her life, but the baby's as well and if she went down and lost the baby, I'm sure she'd be torn apart over it.