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Old July 21st, 2010, 12:32 AM   #1
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Its official.......

I am no longer almost 40 I am 40. Guess that means Im over the hill??
How about those jokes?? lets hear em.
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Old July 21st, 2010, 09:31 AM   #2
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No jokes here just a big cingatulations and Happy Birthday to you. Being 40 a little over (like myself) is realy not that bad. It;s not the number thats important. It is how you feel and staying healthy by keeping active.
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Old July 21st, 2010, 09:56 AM   #3
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happy birthday....40's are the new 20's...rock on man!

over the hill is 50...so you have another 10 years to obtain that title
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Old July 21st, 2010, 10:08 AM   #4
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happy birthday....40's are the new 20's...rock on man!

over the hill is 50...so you have another 10 years to obtain that title
Heyyyy! Aren't the 50's the new 30's? So I'm really 33 then!
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Old July 21st, 2010, 10:11 AM   #5
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At your age, never waste a hard-on and never trust a fart.

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Old July 21st, 2010, 10:37 AM   #6
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At your age, never waste a hard-on and never trust a fart.

Happy birthday
lolz thats a good one! happy b-day
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Old July 21st, 2010, 11:07 AM   #7
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Old July 21st, 2010, 11:41 AM   #8
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Old July 21st, 2010, 12:34 PM   #9
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Kevin, I'm dead serious when I say this: there is NOTHING sexier than a man around my age (or so) on a sport bike. Especially in full gear. Nothing.
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Old July 21st, 2010, 12:39 PM   #10
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Kevin, I'm dead serious when I say this: there is NOTHING sexier than a man around my age (or so) on a sport bike. Especially in full gear. Nothing.
I disagree, there is nothing sexier then a man around your age without any clothes on
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Old July 21st, 2010, 12:44 PM   #11
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Old July 21st, 2010, 12:48 PM   #12
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over the hill is 50...so you have another 10 years to obtain that title
you reeeeely need to work on your people skills.

Kevin, happy BD, ya' young pup! Are you changing your user name to "finally forty" or "forty at last" or "better forty than fifty"?
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Old July 21st, 2010, 12:50 PM   #13
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I disagree, there is nothing sexier then a man around your age without any clothes on
All right, all right....for the record:

There is nothing sexier than a man around my age on a sport bike

OR

Without any clothes on*

OR

Lying on the floor of my garage, working on MY bike (ROWR!)*

(* The last two may be combined. Ahem.)
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Old July 21st, 2010, 12:51 PM   #14
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You're not 40, you're 39.95.

Hill? What hill? I don't remember cresting any danged hill...

(I'm 51....)
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Old July 21st, 2010, 12:52 PM   #15
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you reeeeely need to work on your people skills.

Kevin, happy BD, ya' young pup! Are you changing your user name to "finally forty" or "forty at last" or "better forty than fifty"?
huh? what did i say wrong?
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Old July 21st, 2010, 12:52 PM   #16
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Old July 21st, 2010, 12:54 PM   #17
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huh? what did i say wrong?
"humph"... from a 58 y/o.
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Old July 21st, 2010, 12:56 PM   #18
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"humph"... from a 58 y/o.
I'm sorry, I didn't mean it to be rude I was just answering his question about "over the hill"
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Old July 21st, 2010, 01:09 PM   #19
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The best thing about over the hill is you get to coast down the other side. Life is sweet! No work, no kids, no worries. It's time to kick back and ride, anytime, anywhere.
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Old July 21st, 2010, 01:17 PM   #20
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The best thing about over the hill is you get to coast down the other side. Life is sweet! No work, no kids, no worries. It time to kick back and ride, anytime, anywhere.
shhhh... please don't let them in on the secret.
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Old July 21st, 2010, 11:15 PM   #21
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I'm sorry, I didn't mean it to be rude I was just answering his question about "over the hill"
No worries, kkim's so far over the hill he can't remember whether there actually was a hill in the first place.
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Old July 22nd, 2010, 12:17 AM   #22
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No worries, kkim's so far over the hill he can't remember whether there actually was a hill in the first place.
Hey!!! I resemble that remark!!
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Old July 22nd, 2010, 07:24 AM   #23
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I don't remember a hill either. I do know that this morning I woke up on the GREEN side of the grass with my GREEN motorcycle.
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Old July 27th, 2010, 12:50 AM   #24
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Old July 27th, 2010, 01:07 PM   #25
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Happy Birthday Kevin!!!!


Did you have 40 candles on your cake?

Did you blow em' all out?

Now kevin is gonna have a mid-life crisis and run out and buy a Dodge Viper, ahem the VENOM R/T. Because his 250R isnt cutting it anymore!



Oh, i dunno if your married or not, but...

now you can try and find 2 young, hot girls that equal your age. ( one 20 year-old + one 20 year-old)

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All right, all right....for the record:

There is nothing sexier than a man around my age on a sport bike

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Without any clothes on*

OR

Lying on the floor of my garage, working on MY bike (ROWR!)*

(* The last two may be combined. Ahem.)
You're tempting me to take a ride to Florida
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You're tempting me to take a ride to Florida
Okay, I've got the spare room all made up for you, Craig, as well as your honey-do list. By the way, it's ridiculous-hot here, so you'll need minimal clothing.

On second thought, bring the race leathers. For the private fashion show, you know (Bom-chicka-wah-waaaah...)
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