I don't even...

[Mountain Dew]

wat

[NathanUc]

I lol'd at the picture they chose to use.

[Skippii]

Flaccid or erect size?

[gfloyd2002]

Excellent question, Skippii. Another one was posted in the article.

Matthew Wall's injury, consequential lawsuit, and $7.5 million payday begs the question: Would you sacrifice 2 inches of your penis to be a millionaire?

In a heartbeat, provided it was still functional. Then again, I have a few inches to spare. Actually, looks like the guy only lost an inch and half, making the bargain price of $7.5 million much better.

Wall rode his motorcycle to work at a Navy submarine base in San Diego. A shuttle bus from a local car dealer made a left turn in front of wall, who collided with it. Left turn accidents, typically caused by inattentive doofuses, are one of the most common types of motorcycle accident. Drivers don't see what they're not looking for.

In the crash, Wall fractured his pubic ramus bone, suffered a crushing injury to his penis and both the nerves and arteries in it were damaged. The surgery to repair the damage necessitated the loss in length.

There's no word on what Mr. Wall's length was before the accident, but his lawyer suggests that the 1.5-inch loss was significant, saying, "It's going to affect his relationships and his self-esteem in the future." It's apparently uncertain if Wall will be capable of fathering children. Wall was a newlywed at the time of the accident, but has since divorced.

The amount rewarded was bolstered because the moron driver was neither a legal immigrant nor licensed driver. The dealership he was driving for was found to have failed to provide requisite training.

[nickjpass]

I'd rather have my whole penis!!!! ahhahahhaa

[choneofakind]

Well at least that guy's bank money isn't in short supply

Skippii, I feel like it doesn't matter how you're measuring it. 1.5 inches is still a lot either way you look at it!! one is just a little less severe than the other

[nickjpass]

I just realized something. He rides a Harley, so it's not like it was that big in the first place.

[Skippii]

Originally Posted by choneofakind

Well at least that guy's bank money isn't in short supply

Skippii, I feel like it doesn't matter how you're measuring it. 1.5 inches is still a lot either way you look at it!! one is just a little less severe than the other

Some people have larger differences than others between flaccid and erect. If the penis in question was 6" when erect, it might have been also 6" floppy, or it might have been 3"floppy, or even less when cold. If he lost 1.5" from hard length, he's still got 4.5" left to play with, and could have lost only an inch or less from flaccid. BUT, if he was 6" hard, 3" floppy, and he lost 1.5" from floppy, he's now only got a 1.5" penis when not aroused, and more importantly, assuming equal growth along the entire length, that 1.5" he lost would equate to 3 full inches erect.
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[akima]

Originally Posted by nickjpass

I just realized something. He rides a Harley, so it's not like it was that big in the first place.

Clever!

[choneofakind]

Hahahaha Skippii I didn't expect you to take that so literally. *facepalm* I know how it would work anatomically

[Malicious Logic]

Lol, loved the pic.

[nickjpass]

@Skippii

This face -

[KawiKid860]

No )': there's a few things money can never make up for in life, to me that is one of them. even if it is "only" a couple inches... poor guy seriously..

[Compooky]

ATGATT means a cup too apparently.

[oreX]

Originally Posted by Compooky

ATGATT means a cup too apparently.

With all of the construction they do around here in Florida, that might actually be a good idea.

[NathanUc]

Originally Posted by Compooky

ATGATT means a cup too apparently.

I wear a cup when I go on aggressive rides haha. seems silly not to!

[nickjpass]

My thoughts - Ride a bike...lose my testicles. Don't ride...be bored.

[choneofakind]

testicles vs boredom...



hmmmmm


I'll take my manhood thanks! I have a pair of running shoes and a couple bicycles. I'll sell nick my ninja so he can finally own a motorcycle haha

jk I love my ninja. I never even considered wearing a cup tbh

[nickjpass]

I thought about it, after I racked myself in the balls on my bicycle.

[choneofakind]

Originally Posted by nickjpass

after I racked myself in the balls on my bicycle.

That's the worst!!! That's actually why I went with a medium frame instead of a large frame when I bought my XC trail bike. I'm the right size that both frames work for me, but the medium gives me more margin for error, as it were

[nickjpass]

I regularly (which can't be good) squoosh the boys on the seat, but the worst was when I rode into a puddle, which had silt on the bottom. My wheels got stuck, I flew forward slamming both of them into the handlebars. Also bruised my shin really badly.