If your cell phone was a motorcycle...

Jiggles · November 23rd, 2012, 12:02 AM

What would it be?

My iPhone 4s would be a gsxr 600, because every idiot has one

Post what your phone would be if it was a motorcycle and why. Repeats of phones or bikes are acceptable.

thurt88 · November 23rd, 2012, 12:32 AM

My iPhone 5 would be a ninjette. Because everyone who don't have a gixxer 6 has a ninja 250/300

EsrTek · November 23rd, 2012, 12:54 AM

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Jiggles · November 23rd, 2012, 01:13 AM

^ must own a gixxer

5evenz · November 23rd, 2012, 01:46 AM

Old. sleek. and tough as S***. the thing still has buttons for christ sake.

psych0hans · November 23rd, 2012, 02:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiggles

What would it be?

My iPhone 4s would be a gsxr 600, because every idiot has one

Post what your phone would be if it was a motorcycle and why. Repeats of phones or bikes are acceptable.

So is my iPhone 4 an older model gixxer?

p.s. gixxers look pretty hot... Not as hot as the R6 or Daytona 675 but hot nonetheless...

Jiggles · November 23rd, 2012, 08:41 AM

You tell me

TheDementedDrummer · November 23rd, 2012, 09:17 AM

HTC Sensation XE
I think Ducati 848

Jono · November 23rd, 2012, 09:46 AM

My ninja: 2006 LG Chocolate
Reason: Because they are both simple/clean/functional and come in red and white. And since my ninja started out red and turned white I had to find a phone offered in both colors. Haha.

My KLX: Sony XP3300 Force
Reason: Because the KLX and Sony can handle anything you throw at it.

If my cell phone was a motorcycle.

An electric powered pregen of course.

I have a Samsung Gophone.

It's simple and does everything I need it to. And it's cheap.

cuz · November 23rd, 2012, 11:31 AM

Nokia X3

Mavizen TTX02

@cuong-nutz what u think...lol

CZroe · November 25th, 2012, 08:02 AM

A Sony Ericsson Xperia PLAY 4G converted to white instead of AT&T-exclusive Stealth Blue, which I got specifically so I can play all my classic Nintendo faves with a real controller. My cellphone as a motorcycle would have to be The Miyamotorcycle:

Quote:

A) Stylus Antenna

B) DS Backrest TOUCH

C) Virtual Boy VR Goggles

D) Fluffy Green Turtle Shell 2p Plush Seat

E) Nunchuck Throttle Grip

F) Link’s Lantern Headlights

G) Mario Overalls Upholstered Denim 1p Crotch Cushion

H) Rear View Mirror Shield

I) NES Controller Nitrous Booster

J) Blooper Inky Oil Opponent Nullifier

K) NES Cartalytic Converter

L) Gamecube 2p “Oh ****!” Handle Grip

M) WiiMote Revver Waggle Wand

N) Tokyo, Japan “It’s A Mii!” License Plate

O) Arwing Laser/Pikmin Death Motivator

P) Pikmin-Fueled Front Wheel Drive

Q) DK Barrel-Ass Back Wheel Base

R) Wii Fit Pedal To The Metal

S) Warp Pipe All Terrain Tire

T) Chain Chomp Power Train

U) Select/Start (Select OD Setting) & (Start Engine)

V) Miyamotorcycle Custom Decal

W) Princess Peach’s No Frills Frilly Dress Mud Flaps

Do I win the thread?

Daks · November 29th, 2012, 09:26 PM

Samsung Intensity II

Mine would be like...a honda rebel...or maybe a pre-gen ninjette.
It's not a sleek smart phone, has no internet connection, has limited features but it can take a beating and will last me years, even after dropping it a bunch.

tuan3742 · November 30th, 2012, 05:00 PM

My 300 would be like the HTC one X.

White and black, super slick, good product, but not many people have them.

Kevin2109 · November 30th, 2012, 05:51 PM

The s1000rr would closest match my Samsung Galaxy S3

Because its fast, agile, and a ton of fun!

himynameisjoe · November 30th, 2012, 07:22 PM

So if that's the case my Galaxy S2 would be an older model s1000rr? Although that can't be true because I'm pretty sure BMW is pretty reliable and my phone is anything but...

Mine would be something Italian.

Heed · December 27th, 2012, 10:31 PM

loud, american, bulky, heavier, fair amount of storage, big gas tank.

eww

CynicalC · December 30th, 2012, 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 5evenz

Old. sleek. and tough as S***. the thing still has buttons for christ sake.

The w810I is the reason I'd never own another sony ericsson.

DeviantTurtle · December 31st, 2012, 08:06 AM

Seems about right!

bfpower · December 31st, 2012, 09:29 AM

My iPhone 4 is a pregen 250 - I got it when it was really old because it was basically free, although I'm not happy that it's really small. Easy to use but lacks power.

My previous phone: Droid X2 = 1970 Bonneville - lots of aftermarket parts available, and people are customizing them into a phone so weird no one really wants it.

Joshorilla · December 31st, 2012, 09:38 AM

Motorola Razr

I only brought it because it was half way decent, big screen and thin and I trust Motorola products and it does everything.

So I suppose maybe a g650gs

250rr · January 7th, 2013, 08:58 AM

...if my cell phone was a motorcycle, I'd put it on vibrate and ride 5 times as much as I do now.

chrismlachcik · February 12th, 2013, 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiggles

What would it be?

My iPhone 4s would be a gsxr 600, because every idiot has one

Post what your phone would be if it was a motorcycle and why. Repeats of phones or bikes are acceptable.

youre soo awesome because you probably owned one. waaa.

GlassAnkles · February 14th, 2013, 11:49 AM

tracfone lg 500g, you have to fill it with minutes all the time so i would compare it to an early brammo electric motorcycle, those run out of juice at 50 miles

JusticeWH · February 14th, 2013, 12:21 PM

My Nokia Lumia 800

Would be a Honda CBR 600rr Repsol

Because it has everything I had ever wished for

Jiggles · February 14th, 2013, 01:03 PM

Wait till you see the 920!

JusticeWH · February 16th, 2013, 06:14 AM

That would be a Fireblade then

But no... Too big for me

Does not fit in my pocket

The 900 even was too big, otherwise I would have bought it...

November 23rd, 2012, 12:02 AM	#1
Jiggles Jigglin' your Jiglets Name: Sean Location: San Jose, Ca Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 K1300S, 2013 Ninja 300, 2011 Ninja 250R, Faster than Unregistered's ninjette Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 1 MOTM - Apr '13	If your cell phone was a motorcycle... What would it be? My iPhone 4s would be a gsxr 600, because every idiot has one Post what your phone would be if it was a motorcycle and why. Repeats of phones or bikes are acceptable. __________________________________________________ If the Ninja 250 doesn't have enough power for you, then you don't know how to ride it. AFM #676 Supersports are for n00bs

November 23rd, 2012, 01:13 AM	#4
Jiggles Jigglin' your Jiglets Name: Sean Location: San Jose, Ca Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 K1300S, 2013 Ninja 300, 2011 Ninja 250R, Faster than Unregistered's ninjette Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 1 MOTM - Apr '13	^ must own a gixxer __________________________________________________ If the Ninja 250 doesn't have enough power for you, then you don't know how to ride it. AFM #676 Supersports are for n00bs

November 23rd, 2012, 08:41 AM	#7
Jiggles Jigglin' your Jiglets Name: Sean Location: San Jose, Ca Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 K1300S, 2013 Ninja 300, 2011 Ninja 250R, Faster than Unregistered's ninjette Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 1 MOTM - Apr '13	You tell me __________________________________________________ If the Ninja 250 doesn't have enough power for you, then you don't know how to ride it. AFM #676 Supersports are for n00bs

November 23rd, 2012, 09:17 AM	#8
TheDementedDrummer Present. Somewhat. Name: Neel Location: Bangalore, India Join Date: Sep 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2012 KTM Duke 200, 2011 Ninja 250r, 2011 Ducati Monster 796, 2014 Kawasaki ZX10r Posts: 227	HTC Sensation XE I think Ducati 848 __________________________________________________ Highest speed on two wheels- 230 km/h Beat that.

November 23rd, 2012, 09:46 AM	#9
Jono ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Jono Location: Memphis, TN Join Date: Sep 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 Triumph Street Triple, 2009 KLX250SF, 2003 Suzuki SV650S (Sold), 2006 Ninja 250 (Sold) Posts: A lot.	What if your motorcycle was a cell phone My ninja: 2006 LG Chocolate Reason: Because they are both simple/clean/functional and come in red and white. And since my ninja started out red and turned white I had to find a phone offered in both colors. Haha. My KLX: Sony XP3300 Force Reason: Because the KLX and Sony can handle anything you throw at it. If my cell phone was a motorcycle. An electric powered pregen of course. I have a Samsung Gophone. It's simple and does everything I need it to. And it's cheap.

November 23rd, 2012, 12:32 AM	#2
thurt88 ninjette.org guru Name: Tommy Location: Missouri Join Date: Jul 2010 Motorcycle(s): 2014 Honda CRF250L, 2010 ninja 250r Posts: 413	My iPhone 5 would be a ninjette. Because everyone who don't have a gixxer 6 has a ninja 250/300

November 23rd, 2012, 12:54 AM	#3
EsrTek ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Eric Location: Murfreesboro, TN Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): '13 300 Posts: A lot.	Jiggles has now been successfully added to your ignore list. You will now be returned to where you were.

November 23rd, 2012, 01:46 AM	#5
5evenz ninjette.org member Name: Sev Location: Vancouver Join Date: Jul 2011 Motorcycle(s): 09' 250r Thunder Blue Posts: 165	Old. sleek. and tough as S***. the thing still has buttons for christ sake.

November 23rd, 2012, 11:31 AM	#10
cuz cuz Name: Israel Location: Houston (me) Galveston Join Date: Jul 2011 Motorcycle(s): 09 ninja 250r Posts: A lot.	Nokia X3 Mavizen TTX02 @cuong-nutz what u think...lol __________________________________________________ THE GOOD LIFE

November 29th, 2012, 09:26 PM	#12
Daks Jersey Devil Name: Daks Location: Austin, TX Join Date: Oct 2012 Motorcycle(s): '06 Ninja 250 Posts: 469	Samsung Intensity II Mine would be like...a honda rebel...or maybe a pre-gen ninjette. It's not a sleek smart phone, has no internet connection, has limited features but it can take a beating and will last me years, even after dropping it a bunch.

November 30th, 2012, 05:00 PM	#13
tuan3742 ninjette.org member Name: Eric Location: Portland Join Date: Oct 2012 Motorcycle(s): 13' zx-6r 636 Posts: 155	My 300 would be like the HTC one X. White and black, super slick, good product, but not many people have them. __________________________________________________ Yes, I'm a squid. But it's okay, I love squid, so can you

November 30th, 2012, 05:51 PM	#14
Kevin2109 KThanksBye Name: Kevin Location: Orange County Join Date: Mar 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2006 zx636r Posts: A lot.	The s1000rr would closest match my Samsung Galaxy S3 Because its fast, agile, and a ton of fun! __________________________________________________ ----> My Youtube! <---- Unregistered, watch my youtube page!

November 30th, 2012, 07:22 PM	#15
himynameisjoe ninjette.org sage Name: Joe Location: Lancaster, PA Join Date: Nov 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2012 Ninja 250(Totaled) Posts: 984 Blog Entries: 2	So if that's the case my Galaxy S2 would be an older model s1000rr? Although that can't be true because I'm pretty sure BMW is pretty reliable and my phone is anything but... Mine would be something Italian. __________________________________________________ "I am a creationist, I believe man created god."

December 27th, 2012, 10:31 PM	#16
Heed ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: John Location: Illinois Join Date: Aug 2011 Motorcycle(s): None yet, yet. Posts: A lot.	loud, american, bulky, heavier, fair amount of storage, big gas tank. eww __________________________________________________ The Rush is Addictive

December 31st, 2012, 08:06 AM	#18
DeviantTurtle ninjette.org member Name: Win Location: Dacula GA Join Date: Aug 2012 Motorcycle(s): Honda CRF150, Polaris outlaw 450MXR, Polaris 330 Trail boss, Yamaha 125ttr, Baja DR50, Taotao 110R Posts: 213	Seems about right!

December 31st, 2012, 09:29 AM	#19
bfpower ninjette.org mafioso Name: Ben Location: Dillon, MT Join Date: Jul 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2009 Ninja 250R Posts: 337	My iPhone 4 is a pregen 250 - I got it when it was really old because it was basically free, although I'm not happy that it's really small. Easy to use but lacks power. My previous phone: Droid X2 = 1970 Bonneville - lots of aftermarket parts available, and people are customizing them into a phone so weird no one really wants it.

December 31st, 2012, 09:38 AM	#20
Joshorilla Bass Master General Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 24	Motorola Razr I only brought it because it was half way decent, big screen and thin and I trust Motorola products and it does everything. So I suppose maybe a g650gs

January 7th, 2013, 08:58 AM	#21
250rr ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Mark Location: Portland Join Date: Sep 2010 Motorcycle(s): Cheap Italian Suit. Otherwise known as Dew Kitty Posts: A lot.	...if my cell phone was a motorcycle, I'd put it on vibrate and ride 5 times as much as I do now.

February 14th, 2013, 11:49 AM	#23
GlassAnkles ninjette.org member Name: Mo Location: KS Join Date: Jan 2012 Motorcycle(s): 02 zx-12r, 13 zx-10r abs Posts: 245	tracfone lg 500g, you have to fill it with minutes all the time so i would compare it to an early brammo electric motorcycle, those run out of juice at 50 miles

February 14th, 2013, 12:21 PM	#24
JusticeWH ninjette.org member Name: Q Location: Belgium Join Date: Dec 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2010 Ninja 250r Posts: 61	My Nokia Lumia 800 Would be a Honda CBR 600rr Repsol Because it has everything I had ever wished for __________________________________________________ It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed...

February 14th, 2013, 01:03 PM	#25
Jiggles Jigglin' your Jiglets Name: Sean Location: San Jose, Ca Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 K1300S, 2013 Ninja 300, 2011 Ninja 250R, Faster than Unregistered's ninjette Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 1 MOTM - Apr '13	Wait till you see the 920! __________________________________________________ If the Ninja 250 doesn't have enough power for you, then you don't know how to ride it. AFM #676 Supersports are for n00bs

February 16th, 2013, 06:14 AM	#26
JusticeWH ninjette.org member Name: Q Location: Belgium Join Date: Dec 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2010 Ninja 250r Posts: 61	That would be a Fireblade then But no... Too big for me Does not fit in my pocket The 900 even was too big, otherwise I would have bought it... __________________________________________________ It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed...

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