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Old June 10th, 2014, 06:37 AM   #1
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I am bilaterally symmetrical, and so are you! (Probably.)
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"Statistically speaking, no human is bilaterally symmetrical, as studies have concluded that the left testicle of the male, and left breast of the female; respectively, are consistently larger in size than that of the right."

I'm not being flippant, just stating fact I know to be true and correct from first-hand observation. How do we know what day it is if we are all in different time zones?
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Now I don't even know what is going on in this thread. I will try to play by the rules.

Two inches is equal to precisely 50.8 millimeters.
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[offtopic] I call those "dammit screws." They're wretched little fasteners that have a tendency to take off like houseflies just as you try to pick them up, causing you to say "dammit."

They're closely related to the "Jesus spring." That's the hidden item under compression inside every device, which when liberated through disassembly flies through the air, startling you and causing you to take Lord's name in vain.

There's also the Verithing(tm), which is any odd widget that, when you spot it in a store, exactly fills a need -- especially an odd McGyver-esque need for which it was not designed and that cannot be met by any other item. This causes you to say "Ah! The very thing!"

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Yeah those damn contidocks are frequently found in firearms. The munkatures fire themselves with great velocity into the darkest black hole known to man once liberated from the machine of which they were part. The dingus will vaporize in thin air once it leaves your line of sight, which is usually the second you hear the spring going "sproing".
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