Post up the most random comment given recently

Nemesis · November 30th, 2011, 10:35 AM

Daily morning routine: Grab coffee at a local donut shop

But this morning some random Chinese gentlemen (in his late 40s I presume) comes up to me and says:

Him: "You're Asian, aren't you?"
Me: "Ummm....yyyeeeeaaaahhh."
Him: "I mean, yeah I know you're Asian but...(looking at my facial hair)...you're pretty hairy for an Asian."
Me: Hahahahahahaha (can't believe this is happening)
Him: "Ever wonder why great Asian warriors, Kings, royalty people are portrayed in movies having long facial hair?"
Me: "Ummm...no?"
Him: "Yeah, me too. I asked my brother too and he didn't know why."

The most random comment I've ever be given.

Nemesis · November 30th, 2011, 10:44 AM

Oops, did I post this in the wrong sub-form...I was looking for Off Topic.

Alex · November 30th, 2011, 11:36 AM

/moved to off-topic

Heed · November 30th, 2011, 11:39 AM

now i want to know why.

CynicalC · November 30th, 2011, 04:17 PM

The swingshift foreman told me I looked like Ashton Kutcher last week. That was pretty random. I've gotten Brad Pitt a couple times, Kurt Cobain, and Ryan Gosling all the time. Never Ashton Kutcher though...

massacremasses · November 30th, 2011, 04:40 PM

Oh I thought this was like post up random stuff people have written on here... I was like dang it im going to get quoted so many times...

Jay72 · December 1st, 2011, 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by massacremasses

Oh I thought this was like post up random stuff people have written on here... I was like dang it im going to get quoted so many times...

If that was the case I would have to say that post from Coondog about a month ago, there were about 30 some odd replies and all of them were asking him what the hell are you talking about. lol

Robinhood · December 1st, 2011, 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Jay72

If that was the case I would have to say that post from Coondog about a month ago, there were about 30 some odd replies and all of them were asking him what the hell are you talking about. lol

link?

Lil_Green_Demon · December 2nd, 2011, 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Jay72

If that was the case I would have to say that post from Coondog about a month ago, there were about 30 some odd replies and all of them were asking him what the hell are you talking about. lol

That's the thread that caused him to "beef" with me. Ever since that thread, he's been saying dumb things to me here and there that make it obvious he's butthurt about my response in the thread, which wasn't any different than what anyone else posted. Lol

Jay72 · December 2nd, 2011, 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Lil_Green_Demon

That's the thread that caused him to "beef" with me. Ever since that thread, he's been saying dumb things to me here and there that make it obvious he's butthurt about my response in the thread, which wasn't any different than what anyone else posted. Lol

I bet I read that 10 friggin' times and still didn't have a clue. lol
Nothing like keyboard warriors gettin all pissy.
And for the record I would have been pissed with what happened to your bike too.

Jay72 · December 2nd, 2011, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Robinhood

link?

No big deal, but here it is.

I had an 05 ninja 250 at home in Ga. and when after taking a year assignment overseas was dropped off at my mailing address airport in so. fl.. I immediately took the best small package road kawasaki i could find. From the aiport and an hour or less i tore out of browards with a brand new and one drop 08 Ninja 500 in candy apple red with mods performed eeveeeeennnnnnnn. So yah I talk the bike up if asked, although in the second breadth i take. You see the 250 will always be mine, it's been gone just to return already. The 500 is a good bike if bought late model used, but now i must say this LOUDER as many of my/our brethren 500's are so very ripe. I know one fellah who got an 09 and at full value cause "it's the last year." For some people things just don't bite however. I paid $3800 OTD to his $6k (and color choice, of course his buy black being in the tropics and all). Now after 2 years and 5k miles he''ll take $3k for it at this point. Yes i told him about the market, shipping AND destination yadayadayada.
One thing I've just realized about the 500. She's a **** or get off the pot bike. Get the 250 and live; or go to your "move up" bike. it must be why i always rode my 500 first, then get done in by my real honey bitch, my naked 250.
Anyways some of us can save money (and now mods) by buying a 500 as a starter bike, hell brand new they're $4k. There only knock has always been weight of bike as well as "new" price tag.
Just remember in the end it does not offer what our ninjettes do, I'm talking the whole list upto omnipotent, so bike adjustment will be needed eventually. When I look at bikes i look with cash from 500, never from 250 again, i am her vessel everyday from this point. I want my ninja 250 in so.fl new home and my NSR 125 over in Sligo.
I know if i was new or a young man the 500 would be it over any 250 offered.

sombo · December 2nd, 2011, 09:27 AM

Does google have a translator for that garble?

alex.s · December 2nd, 2011, 02:59 PM

a girl told me that its not that im ugly, im just not attractive

Toly · December 2nd, 2011, 03:14 PM

Dude... thanks for bringing up that coondog post, it's awesome! More, pls..

Nemesis · December 7th, 2011, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by alex.s

a girl told me that its not that im ugly, im just not attractive

I had a forum member suggest I "Check my nuts". Worst part was she created a thread about it in the public section. Yeah, yeah...daddy's got some BB gun sized ones. So not cool.

Jiggles · December 7th, 2011, 06:24 PM

Nut Checker

choneofakind · December 9th, 2011, 08:40 PM

This is what my room mate said the other day.

"I'd rather be $200,000 in debt and have a baby than have a Pharm.D degree. Can you cradle a Pharm.D degree?"

sombo · December 9th, 2011, 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by choneofakind

This is what my room mate said the other day.

"I'd rather be $200,000 in debt and have a baby than have a Pharm.D degree. Can you cradle a Pharm.D degree?"

Wait, did they actually say Pharm or just PHD?

Jiggles · December 10th, 2011, 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by sombo

Wait, did they actually say Pharm or just PHD?

Most likely Pharm.D since he said Pharm.D

Pharm.D != PH.D

ally99 · December 10th, 2011, 04:33 AM

Well, teaching in an elementary school, I hear funny random comments many times per day.

Yesterday's funny was stated by a 3rd grader. We were creating a Gingerbread Man glyph, and he was cutting it out. He left some dangling paper under the arm. He started snickering and asked me, "Ms. Hester, what's this?" I told him he wasn't finished cutting. He said, "I thought he had hair right here", with an embarrassed giggle. His face made the moment priceless. Sooooo, about as random as they come. "Gingerbread men have hair in their arm pits." That's my random comment of the day.

choneofakind · December 10th, 2011, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by sombo

Wait, did they actually say Pharm or just PHD?

he actually said Pharm. D. that's what hes doing here at ONU, along with half the campus haha. I'm an ME major

November 30th, 2011, 10:35 AM	#1
Nemesis CVMA #74 WSMC #750 Name: Nemesis Location: On the track Join Date: Oct 2009 Motorcycle(s): All of them Posts: A lot.	Post up the most random comment given recently Daily morning routine: Grab coffee at a local donut shop But this morning some random Chinese gentlemen (in his late 40s I presume) comes up to me and says: Him: "You're Asian, aren't you?" Me: "Ummm....yyyeeeeaaaahhh." Him: "I mean, yeah I know you're Asian but...(looking at my facial hair)...you're pretty hairy for an Asian." Me: Hahahahahahaha (can't believe this is happening) Him: "Ever wonder why great Asian warriors, Kings, royalty people are portrayed in movies having long facial hair?" Me: "Ummm...no?" Him: "Yeah, me too. I asked my brother too and he didn't know why." The most random comment I've ever be given.

November 30th, 2011, 11:36 AM	#3
Alex ninjette.org dude Name: 1 guess :-) Location: SF Bay Area Join Date: Jun 2008 Motorcycle(s): '13 Ninja 300 (white, the fastest color!), '13 R1200RT, '14 CRF250L, '12 TT-R125LE Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 7	/moved to off-topic __________________________________________________ Montgomery Street Motorcycle Club / cal24.com / crf250l.org / ninjette.org ninjette.org Terms of Service Shopping for motorcycle parts or equipment? Come here first. The friendliest Ninja 250R/300/400 forum on the internet! (especially Unregistered)

November 30th, 2011, 04:17 PM	#5
CynicalC ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Colin Location: Bay Area Join Date: Feb 2011 Motorcycle(s): '96 EX250 Posts: A lot.	The swingshift foreman told me I looked like Ashton Kutcher last week. That was pretty random. I've gotten Brad Pitt a couple times, Kurt Cobain, and Ryan Gosling all the time. Never Ashton Kutcher though... __________________________________________________ Ç¥ñï©ª\| ßÿ Ñâ7µ®é. Äñt¡~§º¢Ïä\| ßý Çhøî©è.

November 30th, 2011, 04:40 PM	#6
massacremasses Avid Kitteh Poster Name: Justin Location: Norcal Join Date: Sep 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2006 Yamaha TTR 50 SUCK IT Posts: A lot.	Oh I thought this was like post up random stuff people have written on here... I was like dang it im going to get quoted so many times... __________________________________________________ I powdercoat stuff Help me pay for my addiction I say funny stuff. http://twitter.com/JustinPWNSyou sometimes... I write like a 12 year old too, http://justinpwnsyou.wordpress.com/

December 2nd, 2011, 02:59 PM	#13
alex.s wat Name: wat Location: tustin/long beach Join Date: Sep 2009 Motorcycle(s): wat Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 5 MOTM - Oct '12, Feb '14	a girl told me that its not that im ugly, im just not attractive __________________________________________________

November 30th, 2011, 10:44 AM	#2
Nemesis CVMA #74 WSMC #750 Name: Nemesis Location: On the track Join Date: Oct 2009 Motorcycle(s): All of them Posts: A lot.	Oops, did I post this in the wrong sub-form...I was looking for Off Topic.

November 30th, 2011, 11:39 AM	#4
Heed ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: John Location: Illinois Join Date: Aug 2011 Motorcycle(s): None yet, yet. Posts: A lot.	now i want to know why.

December 2nd, 2011, 09:27 AM	#12
sombo Newb..... on a steeek! :D Name: Mike Location: Windermere, FL Join Date: Feb 2009 Motorcycle(s): 2012 Harley Davidson XL883L Sportster Superlow Posts: A lot.	Does google have a translator for that garble?

December 2nd, 2011, 03:14 PM	#14
Toly ninjette.org guru Name: Toly Location: NY Join Date: Nov 2010 Motorcycle(s): KTM 390 Duke Posts: 428	Dude... thanks for bringing up that coondog post, it's awesome! More, pls..

December 7th, 2011, 06:24 PM	#16
Jiggles Jigglin' your Jiglets Name: Sean Location: San Jose, Ca Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 K1300S, 2013 Ninja 300, 2011 Ninja 250R, Faster than Unregistered's ninjette Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 1 MOTM - Apr '13	Nut Checker __________________________________________________ If the Ninja 250 doesn't have enough power for you, then you don't know how to ride it. AFM #676 Supersports are for n00bs

December 9th, 2011, 08:40 PM	#17
choneofakind ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: . Location: . Join Date: Feb 2011 Motorcycle(s): . Posts: Too much. MOTM - Feb '13, Feb '14	This is what my room mate said the other day. "I'd rather be $200,000 in debt and have a baby than have a Pharm.D degree. Can you cradle a Pharm.D degree?"

December 10th, 2011, 04:33 AM	#20
ally99 Ninja chick Name: Allyson Location: Athens, GA Join Date: Jun 2009 Motorcycle(s): '13 Ninja 300 Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 4 MOTM - Dec '13, Feb '15	Well, teaching in an elementary school, I hear funny random comments many times per day. Yesterday's funny was stated by a 3rd grader. We were creating a Gingerbread Man glyph, and he was cutting it out. He left some dangling paper under the arm. He started snickering and asked me, "Ms. Hester, what's this?" I told him he wasn't finished cutting. He said, "I thought he had hair right here", with an embarrassed giggle. His face made the moment priceless. Sooooo, about as random as they come. "Gingerbread men have hair in their arm pits." That's my random comment of the day. __________________________________________________ Sometimes it's the journey that teaches you a lot about your destination. ~Drake Check out my Appalachian Trail journal, 2015! Postwhores are COOL! ~Allyson

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