What do you bring into the bathroom?

Jiggles · February 6th, 2012, 11:14 PM

Just curious, what do you bring into the bathroom when you gotta get your business done?

I typed this in the bathroom.

burningscooter · February 7th, 2012, 10:12 AM

its the cell or a magazine man. dont want to be stuck reading labels from shampoos and what not. LOL

AznJoJo · February 7th, 2012, 03:35 PM

Well a friend is only natural in my case.

choneofakind · February 7th, 2012, 05:03 PM

A friend or two. Group poop ftw!!

Jiggles · February 7th, 2012, 08:12 PM

Jojo is into kinky ****. Literally?

cuz · February 7th, 2012, 08:25 PM

motorcycle magz do u think im a lil addicted to motorcycles??

bluesinorbit · February 8th, 2012, 07:51 AM

I seem to always grab one of the books I've read a dozen times.

AznJoJo · February 8th, 2012, 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiggles

Jojo is into kinky ****. Literally?

Omg yes! I love to dump on a guy's chest and take pics. We should do that again Jiggs!

massacremasses · February 8th, 2012, 08:47 AM

Jiggles · February 8th, 2012, 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AznJoJo

Omg yes! I love to dump on a guy's chest and take pics. We should do that again Jiggs!

I'm down, I mean how could I say no?

AznJoJo · February 8th, 2012, 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiggles

I'm down, I mean how could I say no?

You better not, or I'll drop one in your mouth....

RaZeDaHeLL · February 8th, 2012, 12:15 PM

Smart phone

alex.s · February 8th, 2012, 12:35 PM

i play guitar on the can

Jiggles · February 8th, 2012, 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AznJoJo

You better not, or I'll drop one in your mouth....

I am not opposed to this.

alex.s · February 8th, 2012, 12:48 PM

ok. even i draw the line on shitting on other people

massacremasses · February 8th, 2012, 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alex.s

ok. even i draw the line on shitting on other people

touche.

Jiggles · February 8th, 2012, 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alex.s

ok. even i draw the line on shitting on other people

Maybe you should check off the pets option?

On another note....

Link to original page on YouTube.

250rr · February 8th, 2012, 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiggles

I'm down, I mean how could I say no?

Let me help you Sean: Make your lips, mouth and tongue form the words silently, "HELL NO!!!" Then, while doing this, vibrate your vocal chords aggressively.

AznJoJo · February 8th, 2012, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alex.s

ok. even i draw the line on shitting on other people

Babe, you don't have to draw lines on my poop. That's what pics are for.

Kevin2109 · February 8th, 2012, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AznJoJo

Babe, you don't have to draw lines on my poop. That's what pics are for.

So you're one of those kinky Asians

mustang5.0 · February 8th, 2012, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AznJoJo

Babe, you don't have to draw lines on my poop. That's what pics are for.

umm ill be down in SD soon..we should chill

mustang5.0 · February 8th, 2012, 03:45 PM

i bring a cigg, lighter and ashtray...

Jono · February 8th, 2012, 04:02 PM

None of the above. I go in, get my business done and get on with my life.

AznJoJo · February 8th, 2012, 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mustang5.0

umm ill be down in SD soon..we should chill

You quote my poop comment and you want to chill? Just to let you know I don't ACTUALLY do this kind of stuff. Just poking Sean (jiggles).

dark_beaverezt · February 8th, 2012, 05:14 PM

I bring my nokia 6700, and play BEATLES songs while doing ma thing!!!

mustang5.0 · February 8th, 2012, 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AznJoJo

You quote my poop comment and you want to chill? Just to let you know I don't ACTUALLY do this kind of stuff. Just poking Sean (jiggles).

i had a feeling...im twisted but not that twisted...lol

Jiggles · February 8th, 2012, 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AznJoJo

You quote my poop comment and you want to chill? Just to let you know I don't ACTUALLY do this kind of stuff. Just poking Sean (jiggles).

I have a question for you jojo, do you have a ninja or are you planning on getting a ninja? If not then are you just trollin ninjette looking for some sausage to stuff your taco? Then it's like why be on ninjette for that when you could go on a supersport forum and get some supersport sausage. I mean wouldn't it be more fun to be on the back of a supersport? Or do you just like ninja cut sausage? Just be careful with ninjitsu sausage because we are very good at pulling off the Houdini without you even realizing it.

Jiggles · February 8th, 2012, 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by choneofakind

A friend or two. Group poop ftw!!

I have come to the conclusion that I must sell my TwoDaLoo, and that saddens me. I purchased this baby for my wife. Well, it was our 4 year anniversary and I really wanted to give her something special, something that I put a lot of thought into, and most importantly something we could do together. I thought what better thing to do together than to poo together. After countless hours of research I found The TwoDaLoo. The TwoDaLoo is billed as the world's first toilet two people can use ... at the exact same time. It�s supposed to bring couples closer together and conserves our water supply all with one flush. My wife was disgusted and has since left me. I explained to her that we could be as one if we could rock a big one out together. I can�t think of a better way to end a romantic dinner out. And how cool would Taco Tuesday have been � had she been just a little more open minded. It�s just not the same when you use it alone � and the empty seat next to me just reminds me of her.

The TwoDaLoo features two side-by-side toilet seats with a modest privacy wall in between. I purchased the upgraded version; you know the one that includes a seven inch LCD television and iPod docking station. I will provide my personal play list (should you choose to by her) � songs like �I�m Coming Out� and �You Dropped a Bomb on me� and �Love Stinks� will be just a few.

I truly hope that someone can use my T for T (toilet for two) and find the happiness that I was so looking for.

alex.s · February 8th, 2012, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiggles

I have a question for you jojo, do you have a ninja or are you planning on getting a ninja? If not then are you just trollin ninjette looking for some sausage to stuff your taco? Then it's like why be on ninjette for that when you could go on a supersport forum and get some supersport sausage. I mean wouldn't it be more fun to be on the back of a supersport? Or do you just like ninja cut sausage? Just be careful with ninjitsu sausage because we are very good at pulling off the Houdini without you even realizing it.

supersports are compensating. shes on a ninjette forum because the guys here dont need to compensate. we got the balls to go WOT through the turns... even though WOT is barely enough power to keep the bike up!

choneofakind · February 8th, 2012, 07:29 PM

silverhana · February 9th, 2012, 05:37 PM

hahahahha!!!!

AznJoJo · February 10th, 2012, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alex.s

supersports are compensating. shes on a ninjette forum because the guys here dont need to compensate. we got the balls to go WOT through the turns... even though WOT is barely enough power to keep the bike up!

What Alex said.

alex.s · February 10th, 2012, 02:30 PM

how come you never hang out with us, jojo. we can show you how real men compensate.

Jiggles · February 10th, 2012, 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alex.s

how come you never hang out with us, jojo. we can show you how real men compensate.

With penis pumps and Viagra?

rusninja · February 10th, 2012, 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiggles

With penis pumps and Viagra?

No hahaa with the sd men bring there rubber toys on every ride.

Malicious Logic · February 10th, 2012, 08:10 PM

Usually have a stack of magazines already in place so only need to bring the smart phone.

alex.s · February 11th, 2012, 05:01 AM

no, i meant with 600s, duh.

ally99 · February 12th, 2012, 05:07 PM

This thread is gross...on so many levels. This is what Ninjette has become. Sigh.

Malicious Logic · February 12th, 2012, 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiggles

I have a question for you jojo, do you have a ninja or are you planning on getting a ninja? If not then are you just trollin ninjette looking for some sausage to stuff your taco? Then it's like why be on ninjette for that when you could go on a supersport forum and get some supersport sausage. I mean wouldn't it be more fun to be on the back of a supersport? Or do you just like ninja cut sausage? Just be careful with ninjitsu sausage because we are very good at pulling off the Houdini without you even realizing it.

I've thought this for awhile now....

kyrider · February 13th, 2012, 12:06 AM

I usually bring a sense of relief.

View Poll Results: What do you bring into the bathroom?
Book/Newspaper/Magazine	11	33.33%
Kindle/Tablet/iPad	6	18.18%
Smart Phone	20	60.61%
Food	3	9.09%
A Drink	3	9.09%
Pets	1	3.03%
Laptop	10	30.30%
Some "Lotion"	1	3.03%
A friend	5	15.15%
Instrument	1	3.03%
Something Else	3	9.09%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 33. You may not vote on this poll

February 6th, 2012, 11:14 PM	#1
Jiggles Jigglin' your Jiglets Name: Sean Location: San Jose, Ca Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 K1300S, 2013 Ninja 300, 2011 Ninja 250R, Faster than Unregistered's ninjette Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 1 MOTM - Apr '13	What do you bring into the bathroom? Just curious, what do you bring into the bathroom when you gotta get your business done? I typed this in the bathroom. __________________________________________________ If the Ninja 250 doesn't have enough power for you, then you don't know how to ride it. AFM #676 Supersports are for n00bs

February 7th, 2012, 03:35 PM	#3
AznJoJo ninjette.org Bunny Name: Jojo Location: San Diego Join Date: Aug 2011 Motorcycle(s): none, cuz i'm a loser. Posts: 687	Well a friend is only natural in my case. __________________________________________________ (\_/) (o.0) c(")(") - baby bunny disapproves of creepy PM's...

February 7th, 2012, 08:12 PM	#5
Jiggles Jigglin' your Jiglets Name: Sean Location: San Jose, Ca Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 K1300S, 2013 Ninja 300, 2011 Ninja 250R, Faster than Unregistered's ninjette Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 1 MOTM - Apr '13	Jojo is into kinky ****. Literally? __________________________________________________ If the Ninja 250 doesn't have enough power for you, then you don't know how to ride it. AFM #676 Supersports are for n00bs

February 7th, 2012, 08:25 PM	#6
cuz cuz Name: Israel Location: Houston (me) Galveston Join Date: Jul 2011 Motorcycle(s): 09 ninja 250r Posts: A lot.	motorcycle magz do u think im a lil addicted to motorcycles?? __________________________________________________ THE GOOD LIFE

February 7th, 2012, 10:12 AM	#2
burningscooter clutch Name: nameless Location: Maryland Join Date: Jul 2011 Motorcycle(s): L1 GSXR600 Posts: 543	its the cell or a magazine man. dont want to be stuck reading labels from shampoos and what not. LOL

February 7th, 2012, 05:03 PM	#4
choneofakind ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: . Location: . Join Date: Feb 2011 Motorcycle(s): . Posts: Too much. MOTM - Feb '13, Feb '14	A friend or two. Group poop ftw!!

February 8th, 2012, 07:51 AM	#7
bluesinorbit ninjette.org member Name: Joon Location: Orange County, CA Join Date: Feb 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2011 Ninja 250R Posts: 164	I seem to always grab one of the books I've read a dozen times.

February 8th, 2012, 08:47 AM	#9
massacremasses Avid Kitteh Poster Name: Justin Location: Norcal Join Date: Sep 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2006 Yamaha TTR 50 SUCK IT Posts: A lot.	__________________________________________________ I powdercoat stuff Help me pay for my addiction I say funny stuff. http://twitter.com/JustinPWNSyou sometimes... I write like a 12 year old too, http://justinpwnsyou.wordpress.com/

February 8th, 2012, 12:15 PM	#12
RaZeDaHeLL The Black Widow Name: Eva Location: Brooklyn, NY Join Date: Jul 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2010 Ninja 250 Posts: 189	Smart phone __________________________________________________ The Venom List - For All Things Venomous!!!

February 8th, 2012, 12:35 PM	#13
alex.s wat Name: wat Location: tustin/long beach Join Date: Sep 2009 Motorcycle(s): wat Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 5 MOTM - Oct '12, Feb '14	i play guitar on the can __________________________________________________

February 8th, 2012, 12:48 PM	#15
alex.s wat Name: wat Location: tustin/long beach Join Date: Sep 2009 Motorcycle(s): wat Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 5 MOTM - Oct '12, Feb '14	ok. even i draw the line on shitting on other people __________________________________________________

February 8th, 2012, 03:45 PM	#22
mustang5.0 ninjette.org guru Name: E Location: 818 but i rep 516/631/718 Join Date: Dec 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2011 GIXXER 600 Posts: 381	i bring a cigg, lighter and ashtray... __________________________________________________ "You see it's not the blood you spill that gets you what you want. It's the blood you share, your family, your friendships, your community. These are the most valuable things a man could have."

February 8th, 2012, 04:02 PM	#23
Jono ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Jono Location: Memphis, TN Join Date: Sep 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 Triumph Street Triple, 2009 KLX250SF, 2003 Suzuki SV650S (Sold), 2006 Ninja 250 (Sold) Posts: A lot.	None of the above. I go in, get my business done and get on with my life.

February 8th, 2012, 05:14 PM	#25
dark_beaverezt ninjette.org member Name: JOHAN Location: PHILIPPInes Join Date: Aug 2011 Motorcycle(s): YAMAHA X1, YAMAHA SNIPER 135LC, KawasaKi ninja 250r Posts: 185	I bring my nokia 6700, and play BEATLES songs while doing ma thing!!!

February 8th, 2012, 07:29 PM	#30
choneofakind ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: . Location: . Join Date: Feb 2011 Motorcycle(s): . Posts: Too much. MOTM - Feb '13, Feb '14

February 9th, 2012, 05:37 PM	#31
silverhana ninjette.org member Name: angie Location: Socal Join Date: Jan 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2009 ninja 250 Posts: 21	hahahahha!!!!

February 10th, 2012, 02:30 PM	#33
alex.s wat Name: wat Location: tustin/long beach Join Date: Sep 2009 Motorcycle(s): wat Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 5 MOTM - Oct '12, Feb '14	how come you never hang out with us, jojo. we can show you how real men compensate. __________________________________________________

February 10th, 2012, 08:10 PM	#36
Malicious Logic hates stupid people Name: Mark Location: Oklahoma City Join Date: Aug 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2005 ZX6R Posts: 860	Usually have a stack of magazines already in place so only need to bring the smart phone. __________________________________________________ My vlogging channel: Ma1iciousLogic

February 11th, 2012, 05:01 AM	#37
alex.s wat Name: wat Location: tustin/long beach Join Date: Sep 2009 Motorcycle(s): wat Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 5 MOTM - Oct '12, Feb '14	no, i meant with 600s, duh. __________________________________________________

February 12th, 2012, 05:07 PM	#38
ally99 Ninja chick Name: Allyson Location: Athens, GA Join Date: Jun 2009 Motorcycle(s): '13 Ninja 300 Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 4 MOTM - Dec '13, Feb '15	This thread is gross...on so many levels. This is what Ninjette has become. Sigh. __________________________________________________ Sometimes it's the journey that teaches you a lot about your destination. ~Drake Check out my Appalachian Trail journal, 2015! Postwhores are COOL! ~Allyson

February 13th, 2012, 12:06 AM	#40
kyrider ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Bobbert Location: Russell Springs, KY Join Date: Jul 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2006 Ninja 250R Posts: A lot.	I usually bring a sense of relief.

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