Omg its that guy that was a thing once, Jingles!

Jiggles · September 24th, 2016, 11:02 PM

You bet your goddamn mother ****ing **** ****in **** lovin blue balls havin ass it is! And its Jiggles, JIGGLES, there is no ****ing N in Jiggles.

Now if your new around here, and by new I mean you ride one of those pansy ass 300's, then you might not know who I am. Well I'm kinda like that giant **** you took once and you felt compelled to take a picture of it and send it to your best mate, if your Australian, or just your friend if your a regular person. Well then a few years pass by and you've completely forgotten that this picture was in your library until you were on your 2nd date with the hottest piece you've ever seen. I'm talking a couple numbers out of your league, the one you'd have been lucky to get. Well, if you remember, you decided to show that sexy man you were on a date with some of you the really cool pictures you've taken when you accidentally slid to that giant 14 inch **** you took that wouldn't even flush. The one you had to go to the kitchen and pull a fresh clean knife out of the dishwasher to cut it up with, since all your silverware was dirty and no one ever puts any of the goddamn silverware away after running the dishwasher. Like ****! IS IT THAT GODDAMN DIFFICULT!? You knew as soon as that LCD recreated your pixelated pooper that any chance you had with him was flushed straight down the toilet.

Well you've probably been wondering where the **** has Jiggles been? And I ask that question everyday until I look down and see the rolling hills of pasty white stomach I anxiously try to forget. Well the answer is right ****in there, I won't go away no matter how much kale you eat.

Well I'm back baby, back until the end of this post and then who knows.

I've just moved into a new apartment that has room for my computer and at least one of my motorcycles! I just rescued my computer that I built a few weeks before that nasty femur break 4 years ago and brought it over. The same computer responsible for so many tears of hatred, sadness, and euphoria on this site. My last apartment didn't have space for any of my motorcycles so for the last two years I wasn't able to have free access to ride whenever I wanted. It required me driving all the way over to my parents house to pick up a bike and cmon now I don't have that kind of time to dedicate to my hobbies. And as to why I haven't really been on this site, with just my phone I was only able to do one thing while taking a **** which tbh was usually buzzfeed or one of those sweet mobile games that managed to pry $200 from my pocket. Now that I have my computer back I can comfortably take a ****, play a game, and go on ninjette.

During my time away I've managed to convert one person to a 250 and she even joined this site. Everyone else ended up with an r6 and is no longer alive I assume.

In my professional life I've gotten a promotion and started going back to school part time which I quit after I broke my leg. Shits pretty busy but I still find time to ignore my beautiful girlfriend.

If you've made it to the end of this post without blocking me then congrats! Many before you have fallen after just the tiniest grain of sand got in their dickhole. Ha there goes another. If you do want to block me I'm sure that link is somewhere on this page. I suggest that you also spitefully downvote anything I post.

Welp thats about it! I'm going to head to bed now! jk im gna stare at this screen till someone replies god im lonely

Alex · September 24th, 2016, 11:16 PM

Good to hear from you, Jiggles!

NevadaWolf · September 25th, 2016, 12:42 AM

What was your name again? Giggles?

tfkrocks · September 25th, 2016, 12:45 AM

Who are you and why are you so angry

adouglas · September 25th, 2016, 04:40 AM

Welcome back, man!

I think your Percocet prescription needs refilling.

Racer x · September 25th, 2016, 05:17 AM

Just when we thought it was safe to get in the van. Welcome back

Motofool · September 25th, 2016, 05:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiggles

........... Well I'm back baby, back until the end of this post and then who knows.......

Snake · September 25th, 2016, 06:22 AM

Hey Giggles what kind of drugs are you on and why don't you share?

InvisiBill · September 25th, 2016, 07:25 AM

Hi Jingles!

Bob2010 · September 25th, 2016, 07:46 AM

Meh

RacinNinja · September 25th, 2016, 08:06 AM

The neighborhood, it goes.

csmith12 · September 25th, 2016, 08:21 AM

Flying · September 25th, 2016, 06:45 PM

its that guy with the cupholder

tfkrocks · September 25th, 2016, 08:47 PM

I'm not gonna lie, i kinda want a cup holder. Prevents those times when i either have to chug the rest of my drink or throw it away

choneofakind · September 25th, 2016, 08:53 PM

Yesssssss Sean is back. I've been meaning to necrobump your death proof ninjette thread

JohnnyBravo · September 26th, 2016, 12:00 PM

Jiggles · September 26th, 2016, 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flying

its that guy with the cupholder

Nah we broke up

sparklenation · September 26th, 2016, 05:29 PM

Where in the world could I possibly find a cup holder. And a super long straw that allows for hands free intake of liquids. Riding makes me thirsty, so thirsty!!!!!

alex.s · September 26th, 2016, 07:03 PM

Look who it is!

greenaero · September 26th, 2016, 07:43 PM

Welcome back Sean!

Flying · September 26th, 2016, 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiggles

Nah we broke up

whaaaaat gurl, you two were like besties though

gitoy · September 26th, 2016, 10:28 PM

jiggles, i was wondering about you, now that you are back there will be more activity here...reason for me to hang out more.......haha...

Singh2jz · September 27th, 2016, 12:09 AM

Welcome back!

cbinker · September 27th, 2016, 04:31 AM

ghey.

adouglas · September 27th, 2016, 05:14 AM

Jingles, the rootin'est, tootin'est sidekick who ever rode the range, yessiree....

Brought to you by Kellogg's Sugar Pops.

Jiggles · September 27th, 2016, 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sparklenation

Where in the world could I possibly find a cup holder. And a super long straw that allows for hands free intake of liquids. Riding makes me thirsty, so thirsty!!!!!

Well here's what you do. Get a modular helmet that flips up and then a handlebar attaching cup holder, I think RAM makes them. At stops or when you are going slow you flip up your helmet and take a swig.

http://www.rammount.com/part/RAM-B-132RU

choneofakind · September 27th, 2016, 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sparklenation

Where in the world could I possibly find a cup holder. And a super long straw that allows for hands free intake of liquids. Riding makes me thirsty, so thirsty!!!!!

http://www.camelbak.com/

Bob2010 · September 29th, 2016, 11:03 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9TpRfDdyU0

YouTube button doesn't work with this link

Link to original page on YouTube.

allanoue · September 29th, 2016, 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob2010

Link to original page on YouTube.

YouTube button doesn't work with this link

Bob2010 · September 29th, 2016, 11:26 AM

Must be my phone or just thst I'm posting in jiggles thread

Trailerboy531 · September 29th, 2016, 12:51 PM

meh.

Bob2010 · September 29th, 2016, 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trailerboy531

meh.

We think alike

arnvc · September 29th, 2016, 04:53 PM

welcome home Mr Bo Jingles

subxero · September 29th, 2016, 04:58 PM

Always figured your "I'm back" post/thread would be in the "I crashed" section. Either way welcome back!

Snake · September 29th, 2016, 06:04 PM

Giggles has left the building.

Jono · September 29th, 2016, 07:52 PM

This jackass.

Old Lemon · October 5th, 2016, 09:25 PM

*Whispers* hi *goes back into the shadows*

allanoue · October 6th, 2016, 06:35 AM

Jiggles (14,000)

Link to original page on YouTube.

Abu_Mishary · October 6th, 2016, 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by allanoue

Jiggles (14,000)

Link to original page on YouTube.

Love this movie!!!!!

September 24th, 2016, 11:02 PM	#1
Jiggles Jigglin' your Jiglets Name: Sean Location: San Jose, Ca Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 K1300S, 2013 Ninja 300, 2011 Ninja 250R, Faster than Unregistered's ninjette Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 1 MOTM - Apr '13	Omg its that guy that was a thing once, Jingles! You bet your goddamn mother **ing in lovin blue balls havin ass it is! And its Jiggles, JIGGLES, there is no ing N in Jiggles. Now if your new around here, and by new I mean you ride one of those pansy ass 300's, then you might not know who I am. Well I'm kinda like that giant you took once and you felt compelled to take a picture of it and send it to your best mate, if your Australian, or just your friend if your a regular person. Well then a few years pass by and you've completely forgotten that this picture was in your library until you were on your 2nd date with the hottest piece you've ever seen. I'm talking a couple numbers out of your league, the one you'd have been lucky to get. Well, if you remember, you decided to show that sexy man you were on a date with some of you the really cool pictures you've taken when you accidentally slid to that giant 14 inch you took that wouldn't even flush. The one you had to go to the kitchen and pull a fresh clean knife out of the dishwasher to cut it up with, since all your silverware was dirty and no one ever puts any of the goddamn silverware away after running the dishwasher. Like ! IS IT THAT GODDAMN DIFFICULT!? You knew as soon as that LCD recreated your pixelated pooper that any chance you had with him was flushed straight down the toilet. Well you've probably been wondering where the has Jiggles been? And I ask that question everyday until I look down and see the rolling hills of pasty white stomach I anxiously try to forget. Well the answer is right in there, I won't go away no matter how much kale you eat. Well I'm back baby, back until the end of this post and then who knows. I've just moved into a new apartment that has room for my computer and at least one of my motorcycles! I just rescued my computer that I built a few weeks before that nasty femur break 4 years ago and brought it over. The same computer responsible for so many tears of hatred, sadness, and euphoria on this site. My last apartment didn't have space for any of my motorcycles so for the last two years I wasn't able to have free access to ride whenever I wanted. It required me driving all the way over to my parents house to pick up a bike and cmon now I don't have that kind of time to dedicate to my hobbies. And as to why I haven't really been on this site, with just my phone I was only able to do one thing while taking a which tbh was usually buzzfeed or one of those sweet mobile games that managed to pry $200 from my pocket. Now that I have my computer back I can comfortably take a **, play a game, and go on ninjette. During my time away I've managed to convert one person to a 250 and she even joined this site. Everyone else ended up with an r6 and is no longer alive I assume. In my professional life I've gotten a promotion and started going back to school part time which I quit after I broke my leg. Shits pretty busy but I still find time to ignore my beautiful girlfriend. If you've made it to the end of this post without blocking me then congrats! Many before you have fallen after just the tiniest grain of sand got in their dickhole. Ha there goes another. If you do want to block me I'm sure that link is somewhere on this page. I suggest that you also spitefully downvote anything I post. Welp thats about it! I'm going to head to bed now! jk im gna stare at this screen till someone replies god im lonely __________________________________________________ If the Ninja 250 doesn't have enough power for you, then you don't know how to ride it. AFM #676 Supersports are for n00bs
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September 24th, 2016, 11:16 PM	#2
Alex ninjette.org dude Name: 1 guess :-) Location: SF Bay Area Join Date: Jun 2008 Motorcycle(s): '13 Ninja 300 (white, the fastest color!), '13 R1200RT, '14 CRF250L, '12 TT-R125LE Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 7	Good to hear from you, Jiggles! __________________________________________________ Montgomery Street Motorcycle Club / cal24.com / crf250l.org / ninjette.org ninjette.org Terms of Service Shopping for motorcycle parts or equipment? Come here first. The friendliest Ninja 250R/300/400 forum on the internet! (especially Unregistered)

September 25th, 2016, 12:42 AM	#3
NevadaWolf Certified looney toon Name: Teri Location: 39°52'40.7"N 118°23'53.8"W (Northern NV) Join Date: Jun 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2012 Ninja 250, 102k+ miles -- 2014 CB500X, 42k+ miles Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 16 MOTM Jul '13, Jul '14	What was your name again? Giggles? __________________________________________________ <-- Linky Hey Unregistered! The code [you] shows the username currently logged in. IBA # 56020 AMA # 521481 Fun Rides! ][ My Videos ][ My Gear Hold yourself to the same rules you expect others to follow.

September 25th, 2016, 12:45 AM	#4
tfkrocks ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Rebecca Location: SF Bay Area Join Date: Sep 2009 Motorcycle(s): 2013 Ninja 300 w/ ABS, 2014 NC700X, 2008 Ninja 250 (sold), 2002 Ninja 250 (sold) Posts: A lot. MOTM - Jan '18, Sep '13	Who are you and why are you so angry __________________________________________________ My Ninja 300

September 25th, 2016, 04:40 AM	#5
adouglas Cat herder Name: Gort Location: A secret lair which, being secret, has an undisclosed location Join Date: May 2009 Motorcycle(s): Aprilia RS660 Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 6 MOTM - Jul '18, Nov '16, Aug '14, May '13	Welcome back, man! I think your Percocet prescription needs refilling. __________________________________________________ I am NOT an adrenaline junkie, I'm a skill junkie. - csmith12 Nam et ipsa scientia potestas est. Heri historia. Cras mysterium. Hodie donum est. Carpe diem.

September 25th, 2016, 05:17 AM	#6
Racer x ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Eric Location: Iowa City Join Date: May 2009 Motorcycle(s): 2008 Kawmeracchi 350 2010 Project X Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 54 MOTM - Sep '18, Feb '16	Just when we thought it was safe to get in the van. Welcome back __________________________________________________ Top speed 123.369mph. Ohio mile Worlds fastest 250 ninja

September 25th, 2016, 06:22 AM	#8
Snake ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Rick Location: Alexandria, Louisiana Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): 05 Blue Ninja 250 Posts: Too much. MOTY - 2017, MOTM - Jan '19, Oct '16, May '14	Hey Giggles what kind of drugs are you on and why don't you share?

September 25th, 2016, 07:25 AM	#9
InvisiBill EX500 full of EX250 parts Name: Bill Location: Grand Rapids-ish, MI Join Date: Jul 2012 Motorcycle(s): '18 Ninja 400 • '09 Ninja 500R (selling) • '98 VFR800 (project) • '85 Vulcan VN700 (sold) Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 1 MOTM - Aug '15	Hi Jingles! __________________________________________________ * Unregistered, I'm not your mom and I'm not paying for your parts, so do whatever you want with your own bike. *

September 25th, 2016, 07:46 AM	#10
Bob2010 ninjette.org sage Name: Bob Location: NY Join Date: Jul 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2010 Ninja 250 2009 Ninja 250 Posts: 730	Meh __________________________________________________ 2010 Red Ninja 250 2009 Black Ninja 250 -If you ride like lightning,you're gonna crash like thunder-
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September 25th, 2016, 08:06 AM	#11
RacinNinja Vintage Screwball Name: B Location: Washington Join Date: Feb 2016 Motorcycle(s): 2011 Ninja 250, 2008 Ninja 250, 2019 KTM 1290SDR, 2017 FZ10 Posts: A lot. MOTM - Mar '16	The neighborhood, it goes. __________________________________________________ Goin' fast on slow bikes!

September 25th, 2016, 08:21 AM	#12
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September 25th, 2016, 06:45 PM	#13
Flying ninjette.org sage Name: - Location: somewhere cold Join Date: Jun 2013 Motorcycle(s): 2010 Ninja 250 Posts: 596 Blog Entries: 1	its that guy with the cupholder

September 25th, 2016, 08:47 PM	#14
tfkrocks ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Rebecca Location: SF Bay Area Join Date: Sep 2009 Motorcycle(s): 2013 Ninja 300 w/ ABS, 2014 NC700X, 2008 Ninja 250 (sold), 2002 Ninja 250 (sold) Posts: A lot. MOTM - Jan '18, Sep '13	I'm not gonna lie, i kinda want a cup holder. Prevents those times when i either have to chug the rest of my drink or throw it away __________________________________________________ My Ninja 300

September 25th, 2016, 08:53 PM	#15
choneofakind ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: . Location: . Join Date: Feb 2011 Motorcycle(s): . Posts: Too much. MOTM - Feb '13, Feb '14	Yesssssss Sean is back. I've been meaning to necrobump your death proof ninjette thread

September 26th, 2016, 12:00 PM	#16
JohnnyBravo Certifiable nontundrum Name: Harper Location: NC Milkshake stand Join Date: Mar 2013 Motorcycle(s): 2013 SE NINJA 300 Posts: Too much. MOTM - Sep '13, Sep '16	__________________________________________________

September 26th, 2016, 05:29 PM	#18
sparklenation ninjette.org member Name: Carol Location: Anaheim CA Join Date: Sep 2016 Motorcycle(s): Kawasaki Ninjette ex 250 Posts: 53 Blog Entries: 1	A cupholder, oh my Where in the world could I possibly find a cup holder. And a super long straw that allows for hands free intake of liquids. Riding makes me thirsty, so thirsty!!!!! __________________________________________________ The Second protects the First!
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September 26th, 2016, 07:03 PM	#19
alex.s wat Name: wat Location: tustin/long beach Join Date: Sep 2009 Motorcycle(s): wat Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 5 MOTM - Oct '12, Feb '14	Look who it is! __________________________________________________
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September 26th, 2016, 07:43 PM	#20
greenaero Motorcycle Hypermiler Name: Vic Location: Livermore CA Join Date: Jan 2012 Motorcycle(s): 1999 & 2005 Kawasaki Ninja 250R's Posts: A lot.	Welcome back Sean! __________________________________________________ 235 MPG Hypermotorcycling to a better tomorrow
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September 26th, 2016, 10:28 PM	#22
gitoy ninjette.org guru Name: gitoy Location: rpv, ca Join Date: May 2009 Motorcycle(s): 04 ninja 250, 05 zzr 600 (sold), 07 cbr600rr Posts: 319	jiggles, i was wondering about you, now that you are back there will be more activity here...reason for me to hang out more.......haha...
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September 27th, 2016, 12:09 AM	#23
Singh2jz ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Inderveer Location: San Jose Join Date: Nov 2012 Motorcycle(s): '07 ex250-F/J Posts: A lot.	Welcome back! __________________________________________________ The Bike \| The Truck

September 27th, 2016, 04:31 AM	#24
cbinker Track Clown Name: Chris Location: Kingman, AZ Join Date: May 2012 Motorcycle(s): '08 250R, 21 MV F3 800, Kawasaki 400 build Posts: A lot. MOTM - Sep '15	ghey. __________________________________________________ TEAM ALFALFA www.apexassassins.com

September 27th, 2016, 05:14 AM	#25
adouglas Cat herder Name: Gort Location: A secret lair which, being secret, has an undisclosed location Join Date: May 2009 Motorcycle(s): Aprilia RS660 Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 6 MOTM - Jul '18, Nov '16, Aug '14, May '13	Jingles, the rootin'est, tootin'est sidekick who ever rode the range, yessiree.... Brought to you by Kellogg's Sugar Pops. __________________________________________________ I am NOT an adrenaline junkie, I'm a skill junkie. - csmith12 Nam et ipsa scientia potestas est. Heri historia. Cras mysterium. Hodie donum est. Carpe diem.

September 29th, 2016, 11:03 AM	#28
Bob2010 ninjette.org sage Name: Bob Location: NY Join Date: Jul 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2010 Ninja 250 2009 Ninja 250 Posts: 730	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9TpRfDdyU0 YouTube button doesn't work with this link Link to original page on YouTube. __________________________________________________ 2010 Red Ninja 250 2009 Black Ninja 250 -If you ride like lightning,you're gonna crash like thunder- Last futzed with by Alex; September 29th, 2016 at 03:00 PM. Reason: fixed

September 29th, 2016, 11:26 AM	#30
Bob2010 ninjette.org sage Name: Bob Location: NY Join Date: Jul 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2010 Ninja 250 2009 Ninja 250 Posts: 730	Must be my phone or just thst I'm posting in jiggles thread __________________________________________________ 2010 Red Ninja 250 2009 Black Ninja 250 -If you ride like lightning,you're gonna crash like thunder-

September 29th, 2016, 12:51 PM	#31
Trailerboy531 Gear crash test dummy Name: Max Location: South Bay (So. Cal) Join Date: May 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2010 Ninja 250 race bike, 2014 ZX-636r Posts: A lot.	meh. __________________________________________________ CVMA #531

September 29th, 2016, 04:53 PM	#33
arnvc ninjette.org member Name: ar Location: esco Join Date: Apr 2016 Motorcycle(s): ex250 Posts: 77	welcome home Mr Bo Jingles

September 29th, 2016, 04:58 PM	#34
subxero dirty boy Name: Joe Location: Johnstown, PA Join Date: Sep 2012 Motorcycle(s): I don't even know anymore?? Posts: A lot. MOTM - Apr '14	Always figured your "I'm back" post/thread would be in the "I crashed" section. Either way welcome back! __________________________________________________ I love the smell of burning pre-mix in the morning I don't think I'm a lot dumber than you thought that I think that I thought I was once.
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September 29th, 2016, 06:04 PM	#35
Snake ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Rick Location: Alexandria, Louisiana Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): 05 Blue Ninja 250 Posts: Too much. MOTY - 2017, MOTM - Jan '19, Oct '16, May '14	Giggles has left the building.

September 29th, 2016, 07:52 PM	#36
Jono ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Jono Location: Memphis, TN Join Date: Sep 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 Triumph Street Triple, 2009 KLX250SF, 2003 Suzuki SV650S (Sold), 2006 Ninja 250 (Sold) Posts: A lot.	This jackass.

October 5th, 2016, 09:25 PM	#37
Old Lemon Lays er down Name: Michael Location: Maryland Join Date: Apr 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2008 Lime green Ninja 250R Posts: A lot.	Whispers hi goes back into the shadows

October 6th, 2016, 06:35 AM	#38
allanoue ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Al Location: York, Pa Join Date: Dec 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2013 Ninja 300..............2008 Ninja 500-sold...2009 Ninja 250-Crashed Posts: Too much. MOTM - Sep '14	Jiggles (14,000) Link to original page on YouTube. __________________________________________________ Keep calm and ride on -Motofool Never quit on a rainy day -ally99

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