Crashed my 2fiddy (NSFW as long as Jiggles is on Percoset) - Page 9

Kstorm21 · April 9th, 2012, 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Jiggles

Yea I didn't want to flash my junk at my parents ya know

Well with your lack of size lately I'm sure it looks just like it did when you were a baby....they've seen it before.

Falcor · April 9th, 2012, 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Kstorm21

Well with your lack of size lately I'm sure it looks just like it did when you were a baby....they've seen it before.

He could also just blame it on the drugs

Jiggles · April 9th, 2012, 07:53 PM

Still don't want to flash my parents... lol

etiainen · April 9th, 2012, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Jiggles

This damn retard jumped in my lap and nearly broke my leg again

Least your dog didn't vomit over your shirts and carpet today.

My cat did....she's also sh*t in my bed before.

She likes to gorge herself on food...then vomit it out...sigh.

Jiggles · April 9th, 2012, 08:38 PM

Cats suck

etiainen · April 9th, 2012, 08:41 PM

Least she can't destroy a broken femur.

Jiggles · April 9th, 2012, 08:47 PM

Oh god my little chihuahua jumped right on where my leg is broken and I was like "GAHHHH YOU LITTLE BITCH ARGHHHH"

Jiggles · April 9th, 2012, 10:01 PM

I'm gna try and go 5 hours without a percocet. Just hit the 4th hour, this is usually when the pain starts to assrape my thigh

Jiggles · April 9th, 2012, 10:26 PM

Just trying to see how much pain I can take before I need one. Thing is though if I'm just sitting still, I doubt I'd need the pills, it's moving that sucks ass. And even on percocet, that **** is intense.

Jiggles · April 9th, 2012, 10:28 PM

****, I'm hungry and everyone went to bed. FACK

Firehorse · April 9th, 2012, 11:09 PM

Well.
That was quite the entertainment for the night! I felt really awful at first worrying about you being in so much pain and having a long recovery but then I kept reading and..

A. You're actually quite cute for a demented kind of fellow.
B. Your sense of humour is still working even if your tiny friend isn't.
C. Glad your Mom is helping you ease off the legal crack - nasty stuff.
D. I think you should sue the dumb young lady (no dog reference) just enough to get yourself a very sexy daytona 675 or a Triumph speed triple. MV Agusta if she has a mil stashed away somewhere.
E. And keep posting so I know you're still on the road to recovery.
F. Bonus, you'll be home to watch MotoGP.
G. Akima is right, you should really redo the shower scene.

Did I really type that last one?

Yessiree.

Speedy recovery, sunshine!

Jiggles · April 9th, 2012, 11:26 PM

Haha when did she say to redo the shower scene? I'm gna take whoever's advice it was to use baby wipes to stay clean. Taking a shower was really quite difficult and it requires alot of help from other people. I'll shoot for another shower when I start to smell again haha.

I've got another video planned for tomorrow. I'm still waiting on the lawyer to OK posting up my crash video, let you guys know tomorrow!

Kstorm21 · April 9th, 2012, 11:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Jiggles

I'm gna take whoever's advice it was to use baby wipes to stay clean.

HEHEHE...that was me! Glad I can help.

Jiggles · April 9th, 2012, 11:34 PM

Oh thank you! Lol

So it's my nieces 1st birthday on the 12th and my family is going to do a little party at a park. I need to find a wheelchair so I can go hang out with em. Then on sunday there's a work get together, going to try to go to that as well. Being locked down in a house is pretty ******

Kstorm21 · April 9th, 2012, 11:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Jiggles

Oh thank you! Lol

So it's my nieces 1st birthday on the 12th and my family is going to do a little party at a park. I need to find a wheelchair so I can go hang out with em. Then on sunday there's a work get together, going to try to go to that as well. Being locked down in a house is pretty ******

Not sure how far this is from you but a quick search and I found it.

Fold & Go electric wheel chair - $300 (saratoga)

Jiggles · April 10th, 2012, 12:05 AM

I don't want an electric one! LOL. I gotta get some form of exercise lol. I have no idea what makes a good wheel chair but I saw some on amazon.

http://www.amazon.com/Lightweight-Wh...4039878&sr=8-6

I need one that can hold my left leg up since I can't really bend it

bluepoof · April 10th, 2012, 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Jiggles

Being locked down in a house is pretty ******

Dude, amen to that. I'm on my seventh week of house arrest, I mean bed rest, for preterm labor and I'm getting really sick of all 17,000 shows on the Tivo. Thank goodness for Netflix, motorcycle racing starting up now, and the Stanley Cup playoffs.

Hope you can get out and get to the party (and that the weather isn't crappy; supposed to rain the rest of this week)!

Jiggles · April 10th, 2012, 12:14 AM

You're stuck in the house for that? Does it have something to do with your back as well?

gfloyd2002 · April 10th, 2012, 03:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Jiggles

Oh god my little chihuahua jumped right on where my leg is broken and I was like "GAHHHH YOU LITTLE BITCH ARGHHHH"

Chihuahua, Boxer and and a cat? You guys running a zoo there? If he does it again, give him a Percoset. He'll never bother you again . . .

coolbreeze · April 10th, 2012, 05:27 AM

Jiggles, sorry to hear about your accident. I went through this same thing in 2006 (right femur) and a dislocated shoulder. I had to bypass the meds, because they gave me some f'ed up dreams. I hope you heal up fast and don't have any lingering issues like me.

Jiggles · April 10th, 2012, 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by gfloyd2002

Chihuahua, Boxer and and a cat? You guys running a zoo there? If he does it again, give him a Percoset. He'll never bother you again . . .

In total there's about 5 dogs and 3 cats so yea...

I hate 2 of the dogs and all the cats

Jiggles · April 10th, 2012, 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by coolbreeze

Jiggles, sorry to hear about your accident. I went through this same thing in 2006 (right femur) and a dislocated shoulder. I had to bypass the meds, because they gave me some f'ed up dreams. I hope you heal up fast and don't have any lingering issues like me.

How was that without pain meds? Right now I've gone 6 hours without a Percocet and my leg is killing me. How the hell u survive that?

etiainen · April 10th, 2012, 09:12 AM

I wanna see the cats

My cat is super dumb, but super cute.

Lol pet thread hijack!!

Jiggles · April 10th, 2012, 09:14 AM

I don't have pics of them because I don't like them haha

TnNinjaGirl · April 10th, 2012, 09:15 AM

This whole thread is a hijack. Or maybe just a stream of conscious.

etiainen · April 10th, 2012, 09:37 AM

What's so bad about them?

The stream of thought makes this thread awesome to waste time with.

Jiggles · April 10th, 2012, 09:53 AM

I just don't like most cats, they are so boring. And cat boxes suck

etiainen · April 10th, 2012, 09:56 AM

You should meet my cat. She is hilarious, loveable, and a bit dumb. Also extremely hyper. She plays fetch with the toy mice I have bought her. She'd probably jump on a broken leg as well.

Luckily she's small.

Jiggles · April 10th, 2012, 09:59 AM

Still not as fun as a dog!!! Lol

etiainen · April 10th, 2012, 10:12 AM

Maybe not. But when I'm really busy I don't have to do too much other than feed her and scoop the litter. I also don't really have a yard and I live in the city, so I decided I would wait til I have a bigger place before getting a dog.

In an amusing side note. My cat HATES the outside with a passion. I carried her outside to let my friend out and she FLIPPED and dug her claws into my nipple.:'(

coolbreeze · April 10th, 2012, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Jiggles

How was that without pain meds? Right now I've gone 6 hours without a Percocet and my leg is killing me. How the hell u survive that?

The pain was manageable. It was hard enough for me to sleep at night, so I didn't want have the crazy dreams too. During the day was good, until I tried to move. I can't remember if I was given the perc or oxy. My leg was basically petrified, but I could feel everything. The hard part was trying to use the toilet and not being able to bend my leg.

Jiggles · April 10th, 2012, 10:23 AM

Ah, for me because of the pin my leg has motion. Which probably makes things more painful. Going from straight to bent is just awful as is going bent to straight. I think it will heal faster this way which is nice and I probably have more mobility than you did, but honestly I wouldn't mind a cast.

Jiggles · April 10th, 2012, 10:29 AM

I forgot to take my percocet regularly last night so when I woke up today I had been off it for 6 hours and my leg was pretty painful when I moved it. I took a percocet and waited for it to kick in. I also had to use the bathroom pretty badly, definitely could tell it was going to be another painful poop. Waited a half hour for the percocet and made my way to the bathroom. Sat down and guess what I found

Yep, ****ing awesome. I get back up and go grab some napkins off the table, no way I can make it to the garage to get more tp. I sit back down and get to work. Lot of difficulty getting this butt baby out. I get up to wipe, turn around and see this monster staring back at me. I won't post it up cause I guess that's kinda gross but I'll post a link and you can check it out if you want. This has to be the most gigantic butt baby I've ever birthed.

I was a little afraid it wasn't going to go down but it wasn't as girthy as the first one I took when I got home after not pooping for 7 days. You can only imagine the pain, I'm surprised my butthole is not torn

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b2...t/4077e400.jpg

THE BIG SITT · April 10th, 2012, 10:43 AM

That's got to weigh at least 9 Courics!!!!

akima · April 10th, 2012, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Jiggles

Well, you know what they say, give a tranny a nickel

Oh oh!! I know this one...

... and they'll whip their little-fella out!

Not what you were thinking?!

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Originally Posted by coolbreeze

I had to bypass the meds, because they gave me some f'ed up dreams.

I'm curious about that. What kinda dreams? (if you don't mind saying)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiggles

Ah, for me because of the pin my leg has motion. Which probably makes things more painful. Going from straight to bent is just awful as is going bent to straight. I think it will heal faster this way which is nice and I probably have more mobility than you did, but honestly I wouldn't mind a cast.

I some of your vids and saw your leg was not in a cast... makes me cringe! It looks like you could really easily accidently bend it on something and there's nothing to stop you doing that.

I found a jiggles-smiley:

Jiggles · April 10th, 2012, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by akima

I some of your vids and saw your leg was not in a cast... makes me cringe! It looks like you could really easily accidently bend it on something and there's nothing to stop you doing that.

Jiggles, you need to suck it up and stop being such a pussy. Whine whine whine is all you do. You're annoying and a dumb piece of ****. **** you

Well it can't actually bend because of the titanium rod holding it together. However if I tried to put weight on it, I could break the healing part of the bone again and that would be pretty bad. Not being in a cast is kinda weird. Other than like a back injury, this is probably the worst bone you could break, and theres no cast on it lol, kinda weird.

akima · April 10th, 2012, 11:18 AM

^ @Jiggles: you just mis-quoted me!! That smiley is out of context and makes it look like I'm pleased by the idea of you further hurting your leg!

I'm not an evil squirrel... promise!!

TnNinjaGirl · April 10th, 2012, 11:20 AM

That is so cool you have a titanium rod in your leg....

Jiggles · April 10th, 2012, 11:20 AM

Lol whoops let me fix that

THE BIG SITT · April 10th, 2012, 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by akima

^ @Jiggles: you just mis-quoted me!! That smiley is out of context and makes it look like I'm pleased by the idea of you further hurting your leg!

I'm not an evil squirrel... promise!!

You squirrels are a shifty bunch afterall...

April 9th, 2012, 07:53 PM	#323
Jiggles Jigglin' your Jiglets Name: Sean Location: San Jose, Ca Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 K1300S, 2013 Ninja 300, 2011 Ninja 250R, Faster than Unregistered's ninjette Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 1 MOTM - Apr '13	Still don't want to flash my parents... lol __________________________________________________ If the Ninja 250 doesn't have enough power for you, then you don't know how to ride it. AFM #676 Supersports are for n00bs

April 9th, 2012, 08:38 PM	#325
Jiggles Jigglin' your Jiglets Name: Sean Location: San Jose, Ca Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 K1300S, 2013 Ninja 300, 2011 Ninja 250R, Faster than Unregistered's ninjette Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 1 MOTM - Apr '13	Cats suck __________________________________________________ If the Ninja 250 doesn't have enough power for you, then you don't know how to ride it. AFM #676 Supersports are for n00bs

April 9th, 2012, 08:47 PM	#327
Jiggles Jigglin' your Jiglets Name: Sean Location: San Jose, Ca Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 K1300S, 2013 Ninja 300, 2011 Ninja 250R, Faster than Unregistered's ninjette Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 1 MOTM - Apr '13	Oh god my little chihuahua jumped right on where my leg is broken and I was like "GAHHHH YOU LITTLE BITCH ARGHHHH" __________________________________________________ If the Ninja 250 doesn't have enough power for you, then you don't know how to ride it. AFM #676 Supersports are for n00bs

April 9th, 2012, 10:01 PM	#328
Jiggles Jigglin' your Jiglets Name: Sean Location: San Jose, Ca Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 K1300S, 2013 Ninja 300, 2011 Ninja 250R, Faster than Unregistered's ninjette Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 1 MOTM - Apr '13	I'm gna try and go 5 hours without a percocet. Just hit the 4th hour, this is usually when the pain starts to assrape my thigh __________________________________________________ If the Ninja 250 doesn't have enough power for you, then you don't know how to ride it. AFM #676 Supersports are for n00bs

April 9th, 2012, 10:26 PM	#329
Jiggles Jigglin' your Jiglets Name: Sean Location: San Jose, Ca Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 K1300S, 2013 Ninja 300, 2011 Ninja 250R, Faster than Unregistered's ninjette Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 1 MOTM - Apr '13	Just trying to see how much pain I can take before I need one. Thing is though if I'm just sitting still, I doubt I'd need the pills, it's moving that sucks ass. And even on percocet, that **** is intense. __________________________________________________ If the Ninja 250 doesn't have enough power for you, then you don't know how to ride it. AFM #676 Supersports are for n00bs

April 9th, 2012, 08:41 PM	#326
etiainen CBR250R Traitor Name: Jon Location: Greater Philadelphia Area Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2011 Red CBR250R 2009 Ninja 250r SE(With 2008 Fairings)(sold) Posts: 924	Least she can't destroy a broken femur.

April 9th, 2012, 10:28 PM	#330
Jiggles Jigglin' your Jiglets Name: Sean Location: San Jose, Ca Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 K1300S, 2013 Ninja 300, 2011 Ninja 250R, Faster than Unregistered's ninjette Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 1 MOTM - Apr '13	****, I'm hungry and everyone went to bed. FACK __________________________________________________ If the Ninja 250 doesn't have enough power for you, then you don't know how to ride it. AFM #676 Supersports are for n00bs

April 9th, 2012, 11:09 PM	#331
Firehorse ninjette.org sage Name: Ms.T, Queen of the Night Location: Ontario, Canada Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2011 Ninja 250 Posts: 938	Well. That was quite the entertainment for the night! I felt really awful at first worrying about you being in so much pain and having a long recovery but then I kept reading and.. A. You're actually quite cute for a demented kind of fellow. B. Your sense of humour is still working even if your tiny friend isn't. C. Glad your Mom is helping you ease off the legal crack - nasty stuff. D. I think you should sue the dumb young lady (no dog reference) just enough to get yourself a very sexy daytona 675 or a Triumph speed triple. MV Agusta if she has a mil stashed away somewhere. E. And keep posting so I know you're still on the road to recovery. F. Bonus, you'll be home to watch MotoGP. G. Akima is right, you should really redo the shower scene. Did I really type that last one? Yessiree. Speedy recovery, sunshine!

April 9th, 2012, 11:26 PM	#332
Jiggles Jigglin' your Jiglets Name: Sean Location: San Jose, Ca Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 K1300S, 2013 Ninja 300, 2011 Ninja 250R, Faster than Unregistered's ninjette Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 1 MOTM - Apr '13	Haha when did she say to redo the shower scene? I'm gna take whoever's advice it was to use baby wipes to stay clean. Taking a shower was really quite difficult and it requires alot of help from other people. I'll shoot for another shower when I start to smell again haha. I've got another video planned for tomorrow. I'm still waiting on the lawyer to OK posting up my crash video, let you guys know tomorrow! __________________________________________________ If the Ninja 250 doesn't have enough power for you, then you don't know how to ride it. AFM #676 Supersports are for n00bs

April 9th, 2012, 11:34 PM	#334
Jiggles Jigglin' your Jiglets Name: Sean Location: San Jose, Ca Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 K1300S, 2013 Ninja 300, 2011 Ninja 250R, Faster than Unregistered's ninjette Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 1 MOTM - Apr '13	Oh thank you! Lol So it's my nieces 1st birthday on the 12th and my family is going to do a little party at a park. I need to find a wheelchair so I can go hang out with em. Then on sunday there's a work get together, going to try to go to that as well. Being locked down in a house is pretty ****** __________________________________________________ If the Ninja 250 doesn't have enough power for you, then you don't know how to ride it. AFM #676 Supersports are for n00bs

April 10th, 2012, 12:05 AM	#336
Jiggles Jigglin' your Jiglets Name: Sean Location: San Jose, Ca Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 K1300S, 2013 Ninja 300, 2011 Ninja 250R, Faster than Unregistered's ninjette Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 1 MOTM - Apr '13	I don't want an electric one! LOL. I gotta get some form of exercise lol. I have no idea what makes a good wheel chair but I saw some on amazon. http://www.amazon.com/Lightweight-Wh...4039878&sr=8-6 I need one that can hold my left leg up since I can't really bend it __________________________________________________ If the Ninja 250 doesn't have enough power for you, then you don't know how to ride it. AFM #676 Supersports are for n00bs

April 10th, 2012, 12:14 AM	#338
Jiggles Jigglin' your Jiglets Name: Sean Location: San Jose, Ca Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 K1300S, 2013 Ninja 300, 2011 Ninja 250R, Faster than Unregistered's ninjette Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 1 MOTM - Apr '13	You're stuck in the house for that? Does it have something to do with your back as well? __________________________________________________ If the Ninja 250 doesn't have enough power for you, then you don't know how to ride it. AFM #676 Supersports are for n00bs

April 10th, 2012, 05:27 AM	#340
coolbreeze ninjette.org sage Name: darius Location: GA Join Date: Apr 2009 Motorcycle(s): 2000 250 sold; 2005 636 sold. BIKELESS IN ATLANTA Posts: 753	Jiggles, sorry to hear about your accident. I went through this same thing in 2006 (right femur) and a dislocated shoulder. I had to bypass the meds, because they gave me some f'ed up dreams. I hope you heal up fast and don't have any lingering issues like me.

April 10th, 2012, 09:12 AM	#343
etiainen CBR250R Traitor Name: Jon Location: Greater Philadelphia Area Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2011 Red CBR250R 2009 Ninja 250r SE(With 2008 Fairings)(sold) Posts: 924	I wanna see the cats My cat is super dumb, but super cute. Lol pet thread hijack!!

April 10th, 2012, 09:14 AM	#344
Jiggles Jigglin' your Jiglets Name: Sean Location: San Jose, Ca Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 K1300S, 2013 Ninja 300, 2011 Ninja 250R, Faster than Unregistered's ninjette Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 1 MOTM - Apr '13	I don't have pics of them because I don't like them haha __________________________________________________ If the Ninja 250 doesn't have enough power for you, then you don't know how to ride it. AFM #676 Supersports are for n00bs

April 10th, 2012, 09:15 AM	#345
TnNinjaGirl Ms. Personality Name: CB Location: Murvill, TN Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): Depends on the week you ask Posts: A lot.	This whole thread is a hijack. Or maybe just a stream of conscious.

April 10th, 2012, 09:37 AM	#346
etiainen CBR250R Traitor Name: Jon Location: Greater Philadelphia Area Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2011 Red CBR250R 2009 Ninja 250r SE(With 2008 Fairings)(sold) Posts: 924	What's so bad about them? The stream of thought makes this thread awesome to waste time with.

April 10th, 2012, 09:53 AM	#347
Jiggles Jigglin' your Jiglets Name: Sean Location: San Jose, Ca Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 K1300S, 2013 Ninja 300, 2011 Ninja 250R, Faster than Unregistered's ninjette Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 1 MOTM - Apr '13	I just don't like most cats, they are so boring. And cat boxes suck __________________________________________________ If the Ninja 250 doesn't have enough power for you, then you don't know how to ride it. AFM #676 Supersports are for n00bs

April 10th, 2012, 09:56 AM	#348
etiainen CBR250R Traitor Name: Jon Location: Greater Philadelphia Area Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2011 Red CBR250R 2009 Ninja 250r SE(With 2008 Fairings)(sold) Posts: 924	You should meet my cat. She is hilarious, loveable, and a bit dumb. Also extremely hyper. She plays fetch with the toy mice I have bought her. She'd probably jump on a broken leg as well. Luckily she's small.

April 10th, 2012, 09:59 AM	#349
Jiggles Jigglin' your Jiglets Name: Sean Location: San Jose, Ca Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 K1300S, 2013 Ninja 300, 2011 Ninja 250R, Faster than Unregistered's ninjette Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 1 MOTM - Apr '13	Still not as fun as a dog!!! Lol __________________________________________________ If the Ninja 250 doesn't have enough power for you, then you don't know how to ride it. AFM #676 Supersports are for n00bs

April 10th, 2012, 10:12 AM	#350
etiainen CBR250R Traitor Name: Jon Location: Greater Philadelphia Area Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2011 Red CBR250R 2009 Ninja 250r SE(With 2008 Fairings)(sold) Posts: 924	Maybe not. But when I'm really busy I don't have to do too much other than feed her and scoop the litter. I also don't really have a yard and I live in the city, so I decided I would wait til I have a bigger place before getting a dog. In an amusing side note. My cat HATES the outside with a passion. I carried her outside to let my friend out and she FLIPPED and dug her claws into my nipple.:'(

April 10th, 2012, 10:23 AM	#352
Jiggles Jigglin' your Jiglets Name: Sean Location: San Jose, Ca Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 K1300S, 2013 Ninja 300, 2011 Ninja 250R, Faster than Unregistered's ninjette Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 1 MOTM - Apr '13	Ah, for me because of the pin my leg has motion. Which probably makes things more painful. Going from straight to bent is just awful as is going bent to straight. I think it will heal faster this way which is nice and I probably have more mobility than you did, but honestly I wouldn't mind a cast. __________________________________________________ If the Ninja 250 doesn't have enough power for you, then you don't know how to ride it. AFM #676 Supersports are for n00bs

April 10th, 2012, 10:29 AM	#353
Jiggles Jigglin' your Jiglets Name: Sean Location: San Jose, Ca Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 K1300S, 2013 Ninja 300, 2011 Ninja 250R, Faster than Unregistered's ninjette Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 1 MOTM - Apr '13	I forgot to take my percocet regularly last night so when I woke up today I had been off it for 6 hours and my leg was pretty painful when I moved it. I took a percocet and waited for it to kick in. I also had to use the bathroom pretty badly, definitely could tell it was going to be another painful poop. Waited a half hour for the percocet and made my way to the bathroom. Sat down and guess what I found Yep, ****ing awesome. I get back up and go grab some napkins off the table, no way I can make it to the garage to get more tp. I sit back down and get to work. Lot of difficulty getting this butt baby out. I get up to wipe, turn around and see this monster staring back at me. I won't post it up cause I guess that's kinda gross but I'll post a link and you can check it out if you want. This has to be the most gigantic butt baby I've ever birthed. I was a little afraid it wasn't going to go down but it wasn't as girthy as the first one I took when I got home after not pooping for 7 days. You can only imagine the pain, I'm surprised my butthole is not torn http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b2...t/4077e400.jpg __________________________________________________ If the Ninja 250 doesn't have enough power for you, then you don't know how to ride it. AFM #676 Supersports are for n00bs

April 10th, 2012, 10:43 AM	#354
THE BIG SITT ninjette.org sage Name: Andy Location: Indianapolis Join Date: Aug 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2008 Kawasaki Ninja 250R Posts: 771	That's got to weigh at least 9 Courics!!!!

April 10th, 2012, 11:18 AM	#357
akima Nooblet Name: Akima Location: England Join Date: Jul 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2011 Ninja 250R FI Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 5 MOTM - Oct '13	^ @Jiggles: you just mis-quoted me!! That smiley is out of context and makes it look like I'm pleased by the idea of you further hurting your leg! I'm not an evil squirrel... promise!!

April 10th, 2012, 11:20 AM	#358
TnNinjaGirl Ms. Personality Name: CB Location: Murvill, TN Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): Depends on the week you ask Posts: A lot.	That is so cool you have a titanium rod in your leg....

April 10th, 2012, 11:20 AM	#359
Jiggles Jigglin' your Jiglets Name: Sean Location: San Jose, Ca Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 K1300S, 2013 Ninja 300, 2011 Ninja 250R, Faster than Unregistered's ninjette Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 1 MOTM - Apr '13	Lol whoops let me fix that __________________________________________________ If the Ninja 250 doesn't have enough power for you, then you don't know how to ride it. AFM #676 Supersports are for n00bs

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