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JeffM · October 3rd, 2011, 02:12 PM

Lou · October 3rd, 2011, 02:23 PM

Who needs fairings when you got chickens!

cuz · October 3rd, 2011, 02:26 PM

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Who needs fairings when you got chickens!

lol right

CThunder-blue · October 3rd, 2011, 02:27 PM

That's fowl.

Lou · October 3rd, 2011, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by CThunder-blue

That's fowl.

Hahaha thats terrible man

gfloyd2002 · October 3rd, 2011, 02:32 PM

The death proof bike has already been completed! The use of chickens is genius! Somebody tell Jiggles and Brian.

CThunder-blue · October 3rd, 2011, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Lou

Hahaha thats terrible man

Indeed.

setasai · October 3rd, 2011, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by gfloyd2002

The death proof bike has already been completed! The use of chickens is genius! Somebody tell Jiggles and Brian.

I wonder if rubber chickens would work.

Jiggles · October 3rd, 2011, 02:37 PM

The nice part is your tailpipe cooks the chicken as you go so you can eat and ride!

CThunder-blue · October 3rd, 2011, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by setasai

I wonder if rubber chickens would work.

Probably, but the chickens and geese squawking right before impact would be much like an early warning system right?

setasai · October 3rd, 2011, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by CThunder-blue

Probably, but the chickens and geese squawking right before impact would be much like an early warning system right?

Rubber chickens squeak when squished too!

Lou · October 3rd, 2011, 02:41 PM

And if you train them to flap their wings at the same time, instant +5hp or should i say +5 chicken power

Jiggles · October 3rd, 2011, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by CThunder-blue

Probably, but the chickens and geese squawking right before impact would be much like an early warning system right?

Train them to attack and you also have a security system

CThunder-blue · October 3rd, 2011, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by setasai

Rubber chickens squeak when squished too!

Yeah, but it's too late by then and you're already down.

THE BIG SITT · October 3rd, 2011, 03:04 PM

I feel like, although there have been a few, that there was room for far more puns than we have seen in this thread already.

CynicalC · October 3rd, 2011, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by CThunder-blue

That's fowl.

That was my line dammit. I bet you think you're so punny.

Heed · October 3rd, 2011, 07:32 PM

CThunder-blue · October 4th, 2011, 08:19 AM

Have you noticed the rider? She's a ninja

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akima · October 4th, 2011, 10:50 AM

My theory is that underneath all those birds is a 600 sports bike. She's been out all day on her local twisties and just had a spot of bad luck: had a few more birds than usual fly into her.

csmith12 · October 4th, 2011, 11:45 AM

i just may hit a rafter of turkeys one day.... its just my luck with nature around my parts.

CThunder-blue · October 4th, 2011, 12:35 PM

Just in time for Thanksgiving

Lil_Green_Demon · October 4th, 2011, 12:38 PM

So that's how you hit two birds with one bike?

October 3rd, 2011, 02:12 PM	#1
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October 3rd, 2011, 02:27 PM	#4
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October 3rd, 2011, 02:32 PM	#6
gfloyd2002 User Title Free Since '12 Name: Floyd Location: Barbados Join Date: Dec 2010 Motorcycle(s): '10 Ninja 250R Special Edition Green Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 13 MOTM - Feb '12	The death proof bike has already been completed! The use of chickens is genius! Somebody tell Jiggles and Brian. __________________________________________________ "Improvement makes straight roads, but the crooked roads without improvement, are roads of genius." — William Blake

October 3rd, 2011, 02:37 PM	#9
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October 3rd, 2011, 07:32 PM	#17
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October 3rd, 2011, 02:23 PM	#2
Lou ninjette.org member Name: LOU Location: Imperial County, California Join Date: Nov 2010 Motorcycle(s): GreenSE 09 250R Posts: 247	Who needs fairings when you got chickens!

October 3rd, 2011, 02:41 PM	#12
Lou ninjette.org member Name: LOU Location: Imperial County, California Join Date: Nov 2010 Motorcycle(s): GreenSE 09 250R Posts: 247	And if you train them to flap their wings at the same time, instant +5hp or should i say +5 chicken power

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THE BIG SITT ninjette.org sage Name: Andy Location: Indianapolis Join Date: Aug 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2008 Kawasaki Ninja 250R Posts: 771	I feel like, although there have been a few, that there was room for far more puns than we have seen in this thread already.

October 4th, 2011, 08:19 AM	#18
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October 4th, 2011, 10:50 AM	#19
akima Nooblet Name: Akima Location: England Join Date: Jul 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2011 Ninja 250R FI Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 5 MOTM - Oct '13	My theory is that underneath all those birds is a 600 sports bike. She's been out all day on her local twisties and just had a spot of bad luck: had a few more birds than usual fly into her.

October 4th, 2011, 11:45 AM	#20
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October 4th, 2011, 12:35 PM	#21
CThunder-blue ModMy250.com Name: Tri Location: St, Louis Join Date: Sep 2010 Motorcycle(s): 2009 Ninja 250R, 2005 R6 Posts: A lot.	Just in time for Thanksgiving __________________________________________________ The www.ModMy250.com guy

October 4th, 2011, 12:38 PM	#22
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