Would you wear Stoner's Gloves?

csmith12 · September 12th, 2013, 11:20 AM

Me... ummmm nah, I will pass.

http://www.superbikeplanet.com/2012/Jun/120605pp.htm

cuong-nutz · September 12th, 2013, 11:30 AM

I'd rather Pee on my own hands.

subxero · September 12th, 2013, 11:33 AM

wait you don't do that? ...

csmith12 · September 12th, 2013, 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by subxero

wait you don't do that? ...

Not since my gloves broke in.

subxero · September 12th, 2013, 11:39 AM

ahhh.. yeah me either

csmith12 · September 12th, 2013, 11:42 AM

Seems getting all the secrets to being really fast is harder than trying to pick fly poop out of a pepper shaker.

Alex · September 12th, 2013, 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by csmith12

Seems getting all the secrets to being really fast is harder than trying to pick fly poop out of a pepper shaker.

I'm not sure how to baseline how hard that is; I have limited experience at that particular task.

choneofakind · September 12th, 2013, 11:56 AM

I liked the cat covering poop on a cement floor reference from earlier.

csmith12 · September 12th, 2013, 11:59 AM

You should hear the things I say after a lil too much liquor. According to my friends, I have made up my own language (don't remember that

one) but still never knowingly lol, pee'd on my hands

Joshorilla · September 12th, 2013, 12:04 PM

I'd give it a go, but a bottle of isopropyl alcohol is probably more sanitary, and will work better.

adouglas · September 12th, 2013, 12:12 PM

I'll try anything once.

Good thing I don't have blisters like that.

csmith12 · September 12th, 2013, 12:32 PM

alex.s · September 12th, 2013, 01:01 PM

you pee on a jelly fish sting. you pee on warts. r-kelly pees on teenagers. why not pee on blisters? makes sense to me.

Alex · September 12th, 2013, 01:22 PM

i pee u pee we all pee (on casey stoner's hands, evidently)

jokesonyou24 · September 12th, 2013, 03:30 PM

Technically, anyone who doesn't wash their hands after peeing is already doing this...

krolinked · September 12th, 2013, 03:49 PM

No blister gloves? I'd rock them

Joshorilla · September 12th, 2013, 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jokesonyou24

Technically, anyone who doesn't wash their hands after peeing is already doing this...

Speak for yourself. They may teach you to wash the piss off your hands in America, in Britain they teach us not to piss on our hands.

An adaptation of a great Churchill quote.

MasterCylinder · September 12th, 2013, 04:51 PM

Probably did it to keep people from stealing them.

jokesonyou24 · September 12th, 2013, 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joshorilla

Speak for yourself. They may teach you to wash the piss off your hands in America, in Britain they teach us not to piss on our hands.

An adaptation of a great Churchill quote.

Surprised it took someone this long to make a comment! I put that out there specifically for a reply like this...leave to a non-american citizen to take advantage

. My fellow Americans, you have disappointed me this day

Rugby Winger · September 12th, 2013, 09:28 PM

I'm not a fan of Stacey Moaner.

MagicMike · September 12th, 2013, 10:37 PM

Anyone called stoner gets my vote

alex.s · September 12th, 2013, 11:48 PM

deeno415 · September 12th, 2013, 11:48 PM

I'd hate to find out what he does for cold sores...

rasta · September 13th, 2013, 12:46 AM

OH, didn't realize stoner was the name of a racer guy

adouglas · September 13th, 2013, 04:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joshorilla

Speak for yourself. They may teach you to wash the piss off your hands in America, in Britain they teach us not to piss on our hands.

An adaptation of a great Churchill quote.

During the space race, realizing that ball point pens (biros to you quaint, odd Brits) would not function in zero gravity, the U.S. went to great lengths and spent a lot of money to develop a sealed, pressurized pen that would work in space. You can still buy them… the Fisher Space Pen.

http://www.spacepen.com

The Russians used pencils.

c-dog · January 30th, 2014, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rasta

OH, didn't realize stoner was the name of a racer guy

No. You're a towel.

Quote:

Originally Posted by adouglas

You can still buy them… the Fisher Space Pen.

Got my dad one as a present last month. That and Write-in-the-Rain notepads and he is all set now to write anywhere and in any condition.

September 12th, 2013, 11:20 AM	#1
csmith12 The Corner Whisperer Name: Chris (aka Reactor) Location: Northern KY Join Date: May 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2010 250 (track), 1992 250, 2006 R6 (street/track), 2008 R6 (track) Posts: Too much. MOTY 2015, MOTM - Nov '12, Nov '13	Would you wear Stoner's Gloves? Me... ummmm nah, I will pass. http://www.superbikeplanet.com/2012/Jun/120605pp.htm __________________________________________________ Goal: Shake A Million Hands \| Look through the corners \| Track Day Prep \| Closest track? \| The Mid-Ohio School

September 12th, 2013, 11:30 AM	#2
cuong-nutz RIP Alex Name: Cuong Location: Houston, TX Join Date: Apr 2011 Motorcycle(s): '10 250r, '09 265r Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 2	I'd rather Pee on my own hands. __________________________________________________ HalfFast Racing Team Serving Greater Houston Area Riders:WFO Riders MotoHouston HPC CMRA Ride Smart Fastline Lone Star Track Days

September 12th, 2013, 11:33 AM	#3
subxero dirty boy Name: Joe Location: Johnstown, PA Join Date: Sep 2012 Motorcycle(s): I don't even know anymore?? Posts: A lot. MOTM - Apr '14	wait you don't do that? ... __________________________________________________ I love the smell of burning pre-mix in the morning I don't think I'm a lot dumber than you thought that I think that I thought I was once.

September 12th, 2013, 11:39 AM	#5
subxero dirty boy Name: Joe Location: Johnstown, PA Join Date: Sep 2012 Motorcycle(s): I don't even know anymore?? Posts: A lot. MOTM - Apr '14	ahhh.. yeah me either __________________________________________________ I love the smell of burning pre-mix in the morning I don't think I'm a lot dumber than you thought that I think that I thought I was once.

September 12th, 2013, 11:42 AM	#6
csmith12 The Corner Whisperer Name: Chris (aka Reactor) Location: Northern KY Join Date: May 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2010 250 (track), 1992 250, 2006 R6 (street/track), 2008 R6 (track) Posts: Too much. MOTY 2015, MOTM - Nov '12, Nov '13	Seems getting all the secrets to being really fast is harder than trying to pick fly poop out of a pepper shaker. __________________________________________________ Goal: Shake A Million Hands \| Look through the corners \| Track Day Prep \| Closest track? \| The Mid-Ohio School
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September 12th, 2013, 11:56 AM	#8
choneofakind ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: . Location: . Join Date: Feb 2011 Motorcycle(s): . Posts: Too much. MOTM - Feb '13, Feb '14	I liked the cat covering poop on a cement floor reference from earlier.

September 12th, 2013, 11:59 AM	#9
csmith12 The Corner Whisperer Name: Chris (aka Reactor) Location: Northern KY Join Date: May 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2010 250 (track), 1992 250, 2006 R6 (street/track), 2008 R6 (track) Posts: Too much. MOTY 2015, MOTM - Nov '12, Nov '13	You should hear the things I say after a lil too much liquor. According to my friends, I have made up my own language (don't remember that one) but still never knowingly lol, pee'd on my hands __________________________________________________ Goal: Shake A Million Hands \| Look through the corners \| Track Day Prep \| Closest track? \| The Mid-Ohio School

September 12th, 2013, 12:04 PM	#10
Joshorilla Bass Master General Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 24	I'd give it a go, but a bottle of isopropyl alcohol is probably more sanitary, and will work better.

September 12th, 2013, 12:12 PM	#11
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September 12th, 2013, 12:32 PM	#12
csmith12 The Corner Whisperer Name: Chris (aka Reactor) Location: Northern KY Join Date: May 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2010 250 (track), 1992 250, 2006 R6 (street/track), 2008 R6 (track) Posts: Too much. MOTY 2015, MOTM - Nov '12, Nov '13	__________________________________________________ Goal: Shake A Million Hands \| Look through the corners \| Track Day Prep \| Closest track? \| The Mid-Ohio School

September 12th, 2013, 01:01 PM	#13
alex.s wat Name: wat Location: tustin/long beach Join Date: Sep 2009 Motorcycle(s): wat Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 5 MOTM - Oct '12, Feb '14	you pee on a jelly fish sting. you pee on warts. r-kelly pees on teenagers. why not pee on blisters? makes sense to me. __________________________________________________

September 12th, 2013, 01:22 PM	#14
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September 12th, 2013, 03:30 PM	#15
jokesonyou24 ninjette.org foodie Name: Josh Location: Kent, WA Join Date: Sep 2013 Motorcycle(s): None...Yet Posts: 248	Technically, anyone who doesn't wash their hands after peeing is already doing this... __________________________________________________ Unfortunately, by the time you come to the realization that this does not, in fact, actually say anything remotely useful, you've wasted 3 seconds of your life you'll never get back...

September 12th, 2013, 03:49 PM	#16
krolinked Nerd Name: Chris Location: Tujunga Join Date: Mar 2012 Motorcycle(s): Ducati Hyperstrada Posts: 672	No blister gloves? I'd rock them __________________________________________________ It doesn't LOOK that steep. But you can go first...

September 12th, 2013, 04:51 PM	#18
MasterCylinder ninjette.org member Name: Bryan Location: TX Join Date: Apr 2012 Motorcycle(s): '90 ex250 Posts: 155	Probably did it to keep people from stealing them.

September 12th, 2013, 09:28 PM	#20
Rugby Winger ninjette.org member Name: Roderick Location: Missouri City, Texas (Greater Houston) Join Date: May 2013 Motorcycle(s): 2010 Kawasaki Ninja 250R Posts: 60	I'm not a fan of Stacey Moaner.

September 12th, 2013, 10:37 PM	#21
MagicMike ninjette.org member Name: Michael Location: Brisbane Join Date: Apr 2013 Motorcycle(s): 2012 EX250J Posts: 126	Anyone called stoner gets my vote

September 12th, 2013, 11:48 PM	#22
alex.s wat Name: wat Location: tustin/long beach Join Date: Sep 2009 Motorcycle(s): wat Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 5 MOTM - Oct '12, Feb '14	__________________________________________________

September 12th, 2013, 11:48 PM	#23
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September 13th, 2013, 12:46 AM	#24
rasta Your face Name: Wes Location: SF Bay Area Join Date: Jul 2013 Motorcycle(s): 2014 Honda CBR650f Posts: A lot.	OH, didn't realize stoner was the name of a racer guy

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