November 12th, 2010, 08:15 AM | #1 |
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Sex Toy Attack!!!
Be careful out there folks!!! lolz...
"Sex Toy Attack: Gurnee Woman Accused Of Assaulting Cop With Sex Toy" http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/1..._n_782489.html
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November 12th, 2010, 01:14 PM | #2 |
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lolz " I don't have any money, wait I has a dildo in ma drawer"
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November 12th, 2010, 07:28 PM | #3 |
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I'm just gonna.....
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November 12th, 2010, 08:04 PM | #4 |
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November 13th, 2010, 01:34 AM | #5 |
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I thought I finally realized the meaning of "onetruevibe"'s username with the thread title. Thanks for taking the satisfaction of an epiphany away from me. Jerk.
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November 13th, 2010, 01:35 AM | #6 |
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November 13th, 2010, 06:18 AM | #7 |
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November 13th, 2010, 06:49 AM | #8 |
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That poor police officer...Knowing cops quite well, that poor guy will get ribbed about that for weeks. That must have been quite a scene.
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November 13th, 2010, 09:13 AM | #9 | |
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Quote:
Edit to add: and not related to the meaning behind my username.
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November 13th, 2010, 10:52 AM | #10 |
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I love the woman's shirt
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November 13th, 2010, 06:07 PM | #11 |
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It's not a sex toy it's a "clear, rigid feminine pleasure device". She must not get very many dates.
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November 14th, 2010, 09:10 PM | #12 |
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"rigid feminine pleasure device".... that's like saying "anus sanitation fibers" for toilet paper. I love how the media always HAS to be politically correct.
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November 14th, 2010, 09:21 PM | #13 |
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I don't think that was the media, in this case it was the cop who wrote it up that way. Funny no matter what.
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November 14th, 2010, 09:39 PM | #14 |
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I was making fun of how it was described in the report.but you are right. Instead of calling it a vibrator he described it's form and function which is even funnier.
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November 14th, 2010, 10:41 PM | #15 | |
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Alex, is there an emoticon for this? Could be useful....
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November 15th, 2010, 07:26 PM | #16 |
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The police officer was probably German--they describe everything in form and function.
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November 15th, 2010, 08:07 PM | #17 |
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Alex, that hits the nail on the head. Could the vibe be the engineering epitome of form and function?
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November 15th, 2010, 08:26 PM | #18 | |
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Quote:
the report probably went like this : I was struck I was struck I was struck with I was struck with a......... rigid feminine pleasure....device? *ahem
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November 15th, 2010, 09:59 PM | #19 |
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