I got 25 ponies but a bitch ain't one

Jiggles · July 20th, 2012, 04:10 PM

It doesn't have to make sense because I got a sexy new bitch in the stable. Look familiar? That's because it's my dead 250 reborn and 10,000 miles younger.

Did I over pay for this bike? Yes
Do I care? No
Why? Nostalgia

She's going to be my sexy new racing machine. $4,000 for a 2011 Black Ninja 250r with 3000mi (hey that's $400 less than insurance gave me and its got 10,000 less miles!) It was an OK price but you want to know why I spent so much? Because this bitch has NO MODS and WAS NEVER CRASHED! **** yea! No annoying ass 2bros slip on, no gay fender eliminator, no ****** cracked fairings. I mean why even put fake **** (boobs, wtf we can't say ***?) on a bike anyway?? They don't even look that good and they don't increase milk production, uselessly lame.

This bitch is brand spankin new (+3000mi) but idgaf break in is for n00bs!

Plans? Race mods
Then? Race that ****
Why? STFU

July 20th, 2012, 04:14 PM

looks good. i dont believe in manufacturer break in anyways. I think there is a right way to do it, and from my research it is not how any of the manufacturers say it is.

Jiggles · July 20th, 2012, 04:17 PM

WHY THE **** WOULD YOU QUOTE ME WHEN YOUR THE FIRST POST AND WHAT YOUR RESPONDING TO IS DIRECTLY ABOVE!!!!

oh cody, cody cody cody

gay swingarm

I'm also mystified by the fact that the only thing you are responding to is that I don't have to break it in so you don't believe in manufacturer break in what?

You **** my mind bro, ilynh

Alex · July 20th, 2012, 04:36 PM

/fixed.

Congrats on the new scoot, Jiggles.

EsrTek · July 20th, 2012, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiggles

WHY THE **** WOULD YOU QUOTE ME WHEN YOUR THE FIRST POST AND WHAT YOUR RESPONDING TO IS DIRECTLY ABOVE!!!!

oh cody, cody cody cody

gay swingarm

I'm also mystified by the fact that the only thing you are responding to is that I don't have to break it in so you don't believe in manufacturer break in what?

You **** my mind bro, ilynh

you are one weird sob

Jiggles · July 20th, 2012, 04:39 PM

Thanks Alex

Super excited (can you tell?)

Jiggles · July 20th, 2012, 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EsrTek

you are one weird sob

My sister is the bitch not my mom, I'm a weird bob

July 20th, 2012, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiggles

WHY THE **** WOULD YOU QUOTE ME WHEN YOUR THE FIRST POST AND WHAT YOUR RESPONDING TO IS DIRECTLY ABOVE!!!!

oh cody, cody cody cody

gay swingarm

I'm also mystified by the fact that the only thing you are responding to is that I don't have to break it in so you don't believe in manufacturer break in what?

You **** my mind bro, ilynh

Lol YOU JUST DID THE SAME ****ING THING IN MY THREAD. Most likely on purpose to be a dick. You either make me laugh or infuriate me. And when I read your initial post, I read it as you don't care about the manufacturer's break-in period, not that the bike had already been broken in.

Jiggles · July 20th, 2012, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by codestp202

Lol YOU JUST DID THE SAME ****ING THING IN MY THREAD. Most likely on purpose to be a dick. You either make me laugh or infuriate me. And when I read your initial post, I read it as you don't care about the manufacturer's break-in period, not that the bike had already been broken in.

omg you got it!

/unfacepalm

lgk · July 20th, 2012, 04:46 PM

well you got 99 problems but an ugly bike aint one.

congrats

July 20th, 2012, 04:47 PM

I'm going to continue to quote you every single time... and btw, a lot of times I quote people even if they are right above me just so it pops up as a notification so they know someone responded to what they said. It makes things easier if you do not subscribe to every thread.

Jiggles · July 20th, 2012, 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by codestp202

looks good. i dont believe in manufacturer break in anyways. I think there is a right way to do it, and from my research it is not how any of the manufacturers say it is.

Ahha! I see you ninja edited your post but that's ok, because I anticipated it!

BOOYAH SUCKA!

July 20th, 2012, 04:51 PM

I didn't do that jiggles... alex fixed it... thats why he said.../fixed

btw close some ****ing tabs lol

alex.s · July 20th, 2012, 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by codestp202

looks good. i dont believe in manufacturer break in anyways. I think there is a right way to do it, and from my research it is not how any of the manufacturers say it is.

The break in has been done before it leaves kawasaki. Breakin is to scale the edge of the piston rings against the honed cylinder wall. It's done in the first mile. Kawi does 2 miles on a dyno on each bike. Anything after that has such a small effect that you won't notice the difference

Jiggles · July 20th, 2012, 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by codestp202

I didn't do that jiggles... alex fixed it... thats why he said.../fixed

btw close some ****ing tabs lol

Ah, well color me stupid I honestly thought he went and fixed the word filter to let us say Titties!

Two t's works

alex.s · July 20th, 2012, 05:04 PM

Hmmm.... Lovers quarrel?

Jiggles · July 20th, 2012, 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alex.s

Hmmm.... Lovers quarrel?

Ever since cody suffered rectal prolapse it just hasn't been the same

DevinWolfe · July 20th, 2012, 05:08 PM

Sexy ride, are you good to hit the track soon or do you need to wait for a "full recovery?" I'm chomping at the bit for a track day, but do not have full leathers.

Quote:

Originally Posted by codestp202

I'm going to continue to quote you every single time... and btw, a lot of times I quote people even if they are right above me just so it pops up as a notification so they know someone responded to what they said. It makes things easier if you do not subscribe to every thread.

You don't need to quote someone to make it notify them, you can just as easily use the "mention" feature, i.e. @<name> (@codestp202)

alex.s · July 20th, 2012, 05:08 PM

A girlfriend of mine once told me "the secret is you have to push out a little bit"... Maybe it will help you two.

Jiggles · July 20th, 2012, 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DevinWolfe

Sexy ride, are you good to hit the track soon or do you need to wait for a "full recovery?" I'm chomping at the bit for a track day, but do not have full leathers.

Most likely I'm going to wait, I imagine being at the track will be tougher on me than the actual racing. I can walk for about 5 mins before my leg starts to hurt so a full track day I could be ****ed

Quote:

Originally Posted by DevinWolfe

You don't need to quote someone to make it notify them, you can just as easily use the "mention" feature, i.e. @<name> (@codestp202)

****!! Now he's going to quote and mention every damn time he responds!

Quote:

Originally Posted by alex.s

A girlfriend of mine once told me "the secret is you have to push out a little bit"... Maybe it will help you two.

Interesting, so act like its a really aggressive case of groundhogging or turtling?

alex.s · July 20th, 2012, 05:13 PM

I thought it was called prairydogging

Jiggles · July 20th, 2012, 05:20 PM

I prefer to turtle

rceezy · July 20th, 2012, 06:42 PM

Hot.

edxmon · July 20th, 2012, 09:47 PM

I honestly think the 250 is a better looking bike, no joke.

massacremasses · July 20th, 2012, 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edxmon

I honestly think the 250 is a better looking bike, no joke.

well the 650 is ugly sooo yeah...

Apex · July 20th, 2012, 10:14 PM

I really dig the new 250's. The bike is actually one of the best looking in the Kawi production line.

Jiggles · July 20th, 2012, 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edxmon

I honestly think the 250 is a better looking bike, no joke.

Quote:

Originally Posted by massacremasses

well the 650 is ugly sooo yeah...

Bitches be trippin'

Newgen 650s are sexy as ****

Renner · July 20th, 2012, 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Apex

I really dig the new 250's. The bike is actually one of the best looking in the Kawi production line.

Sure is...well at least it is until Jiggles T-Bones another car

Jono · July 21st, 2012, 12:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiggles

Bitches be trippin'

Newgen 650s are sexy as ****

Jiggles · July 21st, 2012, 12:07 AM

^ better than urs

Miles_Prower · July 21st, 2012, 12:39 AM

you guys crack me up.
nothing like being awake at 3:40AM and getting some solid laughs from this site.

Jiggles · July 21st, 2012, 03:05 AM

Yea I'm not sure why people didn't take this thread seriously

choneofakind · July 21st, 2012, 06:04 AM

Jiggles I love this!

When you install a full exahaust (and the production class legal efi kit??) you gotta start singing, i got 32 ponies but a bitch ain't one. Very applicable song there haha
Posted via Mobile Device

July 21st, 2012, 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiggles

Yea I'm not sure why people didn't take this thread seriously

@Jiggles From now on, imma quote you and mention you

csmith12 · July 21st, 2012, 08:04 AM

We be callin' dat turtlehead round dees here parts.

Gratz Jiggles, at least you didn't pay 7k.

July 20th, 2012, 04:10 PM	#1
Jiggles Jigglin' your Jiglets Name: Sean Location: San Jose, Ca Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 K1300S, 2013 Ninja 300, 2011 Ninja 250R, Faster than Unregistered's ninjette Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 1 MOTM - Apr '13	I got 25 ponies but a bitch ain't one It doesn't have to make sense because I got a sexy new bitch in the stable. Look familiar? That's because it's my dead 250 reborn and 10,000 miles younger. Did I over pay for this bike? Yes Do I care? No Why? Nostalgia She's going to be my sexy new racing machine. $4,000 for a 2011 Black Ninja 250r with 3000mi (hey that's $400 less than insurance gave me and its got 10,000 less miles!) It was an OK price but you want to know why I spent so much? Because this bitch has NO MODS and WAS NEVER CRASHED! ** yea! No annoying ass 2bros slip on, no gay fender eliminator, no ** cracked fairings. I mean why even put fake (boobs, wtf we can't say ?) on a bike anyway?? They don't even look that good and they don't increase milk production, uselessly lame. This bitch is brand spankin new (+3000mi) but idgaf break in is for n00bs! Plans? Race mods Then? Race that *** Why? STFU __________________________________________________ If the Ninja 250 doesn't have enough power for you, then you don't know how to ride it. AFM #676 Supersports are for n00bs

July 20th, 2012, 04:17 PM	#3
Jiggles Jigglin' your Jiglets Name: Sean Location: San Jose, Ca Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 K1300S, 2013 Ninja 300, 2011 Ninja 250R, Faster than Unregistered's ninjette Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 1 MOTM - Apr '13	WHY THE ** WOULD YOU QUOTE ME WHEN YOUR THE FIRST POST AND WHAT YOUR RESPONDING TO IS DIRECTLY ABOVE!!!! oh cody, cody cody cody gay swingarm I'm also mystified by the fact that the only thing you are responding to is that I don't have to break it in so you don't believe in manufacturer break in what? You ** my mind bro, ilynh __________________________________________________ If the Ninja 250 doesn't have enough power for you, then you don't know how to ride it. AFM #676 Supersports are for n00bs

July 20th, 2012, 04:36 PM	#4
Alex ninjette.org dude Name: 1 guess :-) Location: SF Bay Area Join Date: Jun 2008 Motorcycle(s): '13 Ninja 300 (white, the fastest color!), '13 R1200RT, '14 CRF250L, '12 TT-R125LE Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 7	/fixed. Congrats on the new scoot, Jiggles. __________________________________________________ Montgomery Street Motorcycle Club / cal24.com / crf250l.org / ninjette.org ninjette.org Terms of Service Shopping for motorcycle parts or equipment? Come here first. The friendliest Ninja 250R/300/400 forum on the internet! (especially Unregistered)

July 20th, 2012, 04:39 PM	#6
Jiggles Jigglin' your Jiglets Name: Sean Location: San Jose, Ca Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 K1300S, 2013 Ninja 300, 2011 Ninja 250R, Faster than Unregistered's ninjette Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 1 MOTM - Apr '13	Thanks Alex Super excited (can you tell?) __________________________________________________ If the Ninja 250 doesn't have enough power for you, then you don't know how to ride it. AFM #676 Supersports are for n00bs

July 20th, 2012, 05:04 PM	#16
alex.s wat Name: wat Location: tustin/long beach Join Date: Sep 2009 Motorcycle(s): wat Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 5 MOTM - Oct '12, Feb '14	Hmmm.... Lovers quarrel? __________________________________________________

July 20th, 2012, 04:14 PM	#2
codestp202 Guest Posts: n/a	looks good. i dont believe in manufacturer break in anyways. I think there is a right way to do it, and from my research it is not how any of the manufacturers say it is.

July 20th, 2012, 04:46 PM	#10
lgk ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Jason Location: Norfolk, VA Join Date: Dec 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2012 EX250, 2014 EX300 Posts: A lot.	well you got 99 problems but an ugly bike aint one. congrats

July 20th, 2012, 04:47 PM	#11
codestp202 Guest Posts: n/a	I'm going to continue to quote you every single time... and btw, a lot of times I quote people even if they are right above me just so it pops up as a notification so they know someone responded to what they said. It makes things easier if you do not subscribe to every thread.

July 20th, 2012, 04:51 PM	#13
codestp202 Guest Posts: n/a	I didn't do that jiggles... alex fixed it... thats why he said.../fixed btw close some ****ing tabs lol

July 20th, 2012, 05:08 PM	#19
alex.s wat Name: wat Location: tustin/long beach Join Date: Sep 2009 Motorcycle(s): wat Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 5 MOTM - Oct '12, Feb '14	A girlfriend of mine once told me "the secret is you have to push out a little bit"... Maybe it will help you two. __________________________________________________

July 20th, 2012, 05:13 PM	#21
alex.s wat Name: wat Location: tustin/long beach Join Date: Sep 2009 Motorcycle(s): wat Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 5 MOTM - Oct '12, Feb '14	I thought it was called prairydogging __________________________________________________

July 20th, 2012, 05:20 PM	#22
Jiggles Jigglin' your Jiglets Name: Sean Location: San Jose, Ca Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 K1300S, 2013 Ninja 300, 2011 Ninja 250R, Faster than Unregistered's ninjette Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 1 MOTM - Apr '13	I prefer to turtle __________________________________________________ If the Ninja 250 doesn't have enough power for you, then you don't know how to ride it. AFM #676 Supersports are for n00bs

July 20th, 2012, 06:42 PM	#23
rceezy Lean Me Name: RC Location: America Join Date: Mar 2009 Motorcycle(s): 2008 Ninja 250 Posts: 678 Blog Entries: 4	Hot.

July 20th, 2012, 09:47 PM	#24
edxmon ninjette.org guru Name: Ed Location: San Diego Join Date: Mar 2012 Motorcycle(s): '08 Ninja 250R (SOLD - 2/16/2013) Posts: 492	I honestly think the 250 is a better looking bike, no joke. __________________________________________________ Mods/Add-on list: DanMoto Jisu, Snorkel delete, Shimmed needles, K&N Drop-In filter, T-Rex frame sliders, Shogun swing-arm spools, CBR250 Rear Hugger, Buell XB Pegs. DIY polished rim lips

July 20th, 2012, 10:14 PM	#26
Apex Livin' the Minimoto Life Name: Mark Location: Riding around in TX Join Date: Mar 2009 Motorcycle(s): 2022 Honda Navi, 2018 Z-125 Pro Posts: A lot.	I really dig the new 250's. The bike is actually one of the best looking in the Kawi production line. __________________________________________________ --- My IG Page --- My FB page! --- 2022 Honda Navi && 2018 Z-125 Pro

July 21st, 2012, 12:07 AM	#30
Jiggles Jigglin' your Jiglets Name: Sean Location: San Jose, Ca Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 K1300S, 2013 Ninja 300, 2011 Ninja 250R, Faster than Unregistered's ninjette Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 1 MOTM - Apr '13	^ better than urs __________________________________________________ If the Ninja 250 doesn't have enough power for you, then you don't know how to ride it. AFM #676 Supersports are for n00bs

July 21st, 2012, 12:39 AM	#31
Miles_Prower One Loyal Fox Name: Rahul Location: Mechanicsburg, PA Join Date: Apr 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2012 Ninja 250R (RIP), 2011 ZX-6R Posts: 869	you guys crack me up. nothing like being awake at 3:40AM and getting some solid laughs from this site.

July 21st, 2012, 03:05 AM	#32
Jiggles Jigglin' your Jiglets Name: Sean Location: San Jose, Ca Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 K1300S, 2013 Ninja 300, 2011 Ninja 250R, Faster than Unregistered's ninjette Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 1 MOTM - Apr '13	Yea I'm not sure why people didn't take this thread seriously __________________________________________________ If the Ninja 250 doesn't have enough power for you, then you don't know how to ride it. AFM #676 Supersports are for n00bs

July 21st, 2012, 06:04 AM	#33
choneofakind ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: . Location: . Join Date: Feb 2011 Motorcycle(s): . Posts: Too much. MOTM - Feb '13, Feb '14	Jiggles I love this! When you install a full exahaust (and the production class legal efi kit??) you gotta start singing, i got 32 ponies but a bitch ain't one. Very applicable song there haha Posted via Mobile Device

July 21st, 2012, 08:04 AM	#35
csmith12 The Corner Whisperer Name: Chris (aka Reactor) Location: Northern KY Join Date: May 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2010 250 (track), 1992 250, 2006 R6 (street/track), 2008 R6 (track) Posts: Too much. MOTY 2015, MOTM - Nov '12, Nov '13	We be callin' dat turtlehead round dees here parts. Gratz Jiggles, at least you didn't pay 7k. __________________________________________________ Goal: Shake A Million Hands \| Look through the corners \| Track Day Prep \| Closest track? \| The Mid-Ohio School

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