![]() |
![]() |
#1 |
ninjette.org member
Name: Vlad
Location: Seattle, USA
Join Date: Sep 2012 Motorcycle(s): none yet (deposit for Ninja 300 ABS) Posts: 23
|
BREAKING: Friend Who Just Got Motorcycle Already Dead
http://www.theonion.com/articles/bre...eady-de,29685/
The Onion News ![]() ![]() ![]() BRIDGEPORT, CT—Moments after purchasing a new Kawasaki Ninja 250R, your friend Pete has already been killed, bystanders outside the motorcycle dealership have just confirmed. "Boy, that didn't last long," said bike salesman Chris Varrick, adding that “no more than 10 seconds” after becoming a bike owner, Pete lost control of his motorcycle, collided with an 18-wheeler, was flung approximately 30 yards, and died upon impact with the pavement. "He handed over the check, thanked me, and took off down Jackson Road. And then he died." At press time, Pete's younger brother, who inherited the bike, has also already died |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#2 |
ninjette.org certified postwhore
Name: John
Location: Illinois
Join Date: Aug 2011 Motorcycle(s): None yet, yet. Posts: A lot.
|
Seems legit.
__________________________________________________
The Rush is Addictive |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#3 |
ninjette.org certified postwhore
Name: Sean
Location: Middle TN
Join Date: Apr 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2010 Ninja 250r (sold) / '03 CBR 600RR Posts: A lot.
|
That ninja 250 looks different in the picture....
Anyways, great post, glad I wasted my time in here. |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#4 |
ninjette.org sage
Name: Ryan
Location: Columbia, MD
Join Date: Jul 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2007 R6 Posts: 605
|
Not too funny, considering many of us have had friends who have passed away recently on their bikes.
Let's be a bit more considerate.
__________________________________________________
I UPGRADED to a YZF-R6 Mods: Shermoto LF7 Levers / Proton Flushmounts / Puig Smoked DB / Woodcraft Sliders / Tech Spec C3 Tank Grips / Rizoma Grips / Jardine |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#5 |
hates stupid people
Name: Mark
Location: Oklahoma City
Join Date: Aug 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2005 ZX6R Posts: 860
|
Was thinking this actually...or that it's an actual motorcycling forum, but bah! what do I know?
__________________________________________________
My vlogging channel: Ma1iciousLogic |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#6 | |
ninjette.org certified postwhore
Name: Hansveer
Location: Bombay, India
Join Date: Jan 2012 Motorcycle(s): Ninja 250r - Track whore, Ninja 300 - SOLD, KTM RC390 - Orange Hulk, Ducati 899 Panigale - Red Devil. Posts: A lot.
|
Quote:
![]() ![]() ![]() |
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#8 |
ninjette.org certified postwhore
Name: Jason
Location: Norfolk, VA
Join Date: Dec 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2012 EX250, 2014 EX300 Posts: A lot.
|
__________________________________________________
Ethioknight Memorial Fund- Sticker sale http://www.ninjette.org/forums/showthread.php?t=111700 |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#9 |
crash 250, get supersport
Name: Richard
Location: San Diego, CA
Join Date: Apr 2010 Motorcycle(s): 2010 250R SE (Sold 6/9/14), 2009 ZX-6R (Sold 6/25/14), Subaru BRZ Posts: A lot.
|
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#10 |
ninjette.org certified postwhore
Name: Sean
Location: Middle TN
Join Date: Apr 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2010 Ninja 250r (sold) / '03 CBR 600RR Posts: A lot.
|
![]() just kidding |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#11 |
ninjette.org member
Name: Adam
Location: Ohio
Join Date: Jul 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2004 Ninja 250 Posts: 178
|
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#12 |
ninjette.org member
Name: Chris
Location: Phx
Join Date: Jul 2012 Motorcycle(s): CBR Posts: 145
|
I think posting this here was in extremely poor taste. The Onion is a comedy/satire web site, so reading that headline on their own website I would understand it's a joke on the Onion, but seeing that headline as a subject line on a motorcycle forum - for anyone who has been riding for any amount of time - is just totally inappropriate.
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#13 |
The Bonds
Name: Bryan
Location: State College, Pa
Join Date: Sep 2012 Motorcycle(s): 06 Yellow Ninja Posts: 69
|
I hate the Onion, mainly because of people like the Op who then take the titles and repost them on forums/twitter, which results in lots of pissed off people.
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#14 |
CVMA #74 WSMC #750
Name: Nemesis
Location: On the track
Join Date: Oct 2009 Motorcycle(s): All of them Posts: A lot.
|
So, is this a joke or legit? Any other links to confirm this?
__________________________________________________
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#15 |
I told you bro
Name: Noor
Location: Austin, Texas
Join Date: Jun 2012 Motorcycle(s): 1996 Ninja 250r Posts: 680
|
It's only funny until it's about things you have an interest in huh?
I wonder if this in the print edition of the onion, I'll have to pick it up and clip it out ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#16 |
ninjette.org member
Name: SHAWN
Location: NS
Join Date: Jul 2012 Motorcycle(s): Ninja250r(2012PR) Posts: 86
|
Satire is apparently lost when it's applied to a serious issue.. so basically everything satire has ever been applied to.
Course "the onion" should be included in topic title.
__________________________________________________
Turn around at half a tank ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#17 |
ninjette.org member
Name: Chris
Location: Phx
Join Date: Jul 2012 Motorcycle(s): CBR Posts: 145
|
I don't think the point is that it's satire, the point is that it was posted to a motorcycle forum where people do have friends who have died recently.
The Onion is fine, they make fun of everything from religion to 9/11 to cancer. The thing is, would you go to a cancer support group forum and post this headline there just because it involves cancer? http://www.theonion.com/video/a-frie...-health,14131/ I don't think the article is a problem, but posting it here in the way that he did was in poor taste, IMO. |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#18 |
ninjette.org certified postwhore
Name: Eric
Location: Iowa City
Join Date: May 2009 Motorcycle(s): 2008 Kawmeracchi 350 2010 Project X Posts: A lot.
Blog Entries: 54
MOTM - Sep '18, Feb '16
|
Read some of the other stories. What a pile. These ass hats are just stupid. Not funny not clever nothing. I am pissed I waisted 30 seconds reading it.
__________________________________________________
Top speed 123.369mph. Ohio mile Worlds fastest 250 ninja |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#19 |
Cat herder
Name: Gort
Location: A secret lair which, being secret, has an undisclosed location
Join Date: May 2009 Motorcycle(s): Aprilia RS660 Posts: A lot.
Blog Entries: 6
MOTM - Jul '18, Nov '16, Aug '14, May '13
|
Bridgeport doesn't even have a Kawi dealer. I know. I lived there for 25 years and now live in the next town over.
Yeah, the bit is tasteless and offensive. But then again so is most sarcastic humor, at least to someone, somewhere. This one just happens to be a hot button for us. God help us if we all start walking around looking over our shoulder for the political correctness police. We started down that path in the 80s and thankfully it never stuck. |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#20 |
Jigglin' your Jiglets
Name: Sean
Location: San Jose, Ca
Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 K1300S, 2013 Ninja 300, 2011 Ninja 250R, Faster than Unregistered's ninjette Posts: Too much.
Blog Entries: 1
MOTM - Apr '13
|
If the title was "friend just got corvette, died from crash" no one here would be offended....
Isn't that interesting?
__________________________________________________
If the Ninja 250 doesn't have enough power for you, then you don't know how to ride it. AFM #676 ![]() Supersports are for n00bs |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#21 | |
ninjette.org guru
Name: Checho
Location: Los Angeles
Join Date: Mar 2010 Motorcycle(s): Harley Street 750 Posts: 284
|
Quote:
I agree 100%. I lost a very close friend about 6 months ago. Don't like reading when any rider goes down. |
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#22 | |
Avid Kitteh Poster
Name: Justin
Location: Norcal
Join Date: Sep 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2006 Yamaha TTR 50 SUCK IT Posts: A lot.
|
Quote:
Although I also agree with Alex that this one just wasnt funny.
__________________________________________________
I powdercoat stuff Help me pay for my addiction ![]() I say funny stuff. http://twitter.com/JustinPWNSyou sometimes... I write like a 12 year old too, http://justinpwnsyou.wordpress.com/ |
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#23 |
ninjette.org certified postwhore
Name: Jason
Location: Norfolk, VA
Join Date: Dec 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2012 EX250, 2014 EX300 Posts: A lot.
|
yea, my mind went there too...
__________________________________________________
Ethioknight Memorial Fund- Sticker sale http://www.ninjette.org/forums/showthread.php?t=111700 |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#24 |
Winging It In Life
Name: Umar
Location: SoCal
Join Date: Aug 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2010 250R; 2011 250R (sold) Posts: A lot.
|
This is obviously a touchy subject on a motorcycle message board because we all have experienced a crash one way or another, and just knowing that someone finds it funny that people die from motorcycle crashes everyday is pretty saddening.
With that Corvette example given earlier, you have to wonder about this: If this were posted on a 'Vette forum, would anyone get offended? Probably not. But I'm pretty sure if someone mocked a Corvette owner dying in a crash on a 'Vette forum, it wouldn't be seen as a very good joke. Just my 0.02 |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#25 | |
ninjette.org certified postwhore
Name: Hansveer
Location: Bombay, India
Join Date: Jan 2012 Motorcycle(s): Ninja 250r - Track whore, Ninja 300 - SOLD, KTM RC390 - Orange Hulk, Ducati 899 Panigale - Red Devil. Posts: A lot.
|
Quote:
![]() |
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#26 |
Avid Kitteh Poster
Name: Justin
Location: Norcal
Join Date: Sep 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2006 Yamaha TTR 50 SUCK IT Posts: A lot.
|
Satire is generally dark.
__________________________________________________
I powdercoat stuff Help me pay for my addiction ![]() I say funny stuff. http://twitter.com/JustinPWNSyou sometimes... I write like a 12 year old too, http://justinpwnsyou.wordpress.com/ |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#27 | |
Jigglin' your Jiglets
Name: Sean
Location: San Jose, Ca
Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 K1300S, 2013 Ninja 300, 2011 Ninja 250R, Faster than Unregistered's ninjette Posts: Too much.
Blog Entries: 1
MOTM - Apr '13
|
Quote:
Your point is invalid
__________________________________________________
If the Ninja 250 doesn't have enough power for you, then you don't know how to ride it. AFM #676 ![]() Supersports are for n00bs |
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#28 | |
ninjette.org certified postwhore
Name: Hansveer
Location: Bombay, India
Join Date: Jan 2012 Motorcycle(s): Ninja 250r - Track whore, Ninja 300 - SOLD, KTM RC390 - Orange Hulk, Ducati 899 Panigale - Red Devil. Posts: A lot.
|
Quote:
![]() |
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#29 |
Certified looney toon
Name: Teri
Location: 39°52'40.7"N 118°23'53.8"W (Northern NV)
Join Date: Jun 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2012 Ninja 250, 102k+ miles -- 2014 CB500X, 42k+ miles Posts: A lot.
Blog Entries: 16
MOTM Jul '13, Jul '14
|
As soon as the first line of the post showed the Onion, I realized it was a joke. Funny or offensive, it was fake and I read it as such. Strangely, I was thinking Pete's younger brother would be revealed to be named Repeat (like the kid's joke).
Regardless, in an environment where the joke situation can be uncomfortably real, having some notice it is a joke might be appropriate. Just my two cents. And WTH was that Robot Chicken on crack video that I just watched? @Jiggles how do you FIND these??
__________________________________________________
![]() Hey Unregistered! The code [you] shows the username currently logged in. ![]() IBA # 56020 AMA # 521481 ![]() Hold yourself to the same rules you expect others to follow. |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#30 |
ninjette.org sage
Name: Karl
Location: MA
Join Date: Jun 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2000 Kwak Ninja 250 and 1998 Yamaha YZ400F Posts: 534
|
This was posted on a local riding forum I'm a member of. They found it funny from what I remember. However, the thread appears to be missing...hmm...
nvm, i found it http://www.bandofriders.net/forums/s...ad.php?t=68171 |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#31 |
Jigglin' your Jiglets
Name: Sean
Location: San Jose, Ca
Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 K1300S, 2013 Ninja 300, 2011 Ninja 250R, Faster than Unregistered's ninjette Posts: Too much.
Blog Entries: 1
MOTM - Apr '13
|
@NevadaWolf, No that was a real commercial with some special effects. Have you not see My Video Thread?
__________________________________________________
If the Ninja 250 doesn't have enough power for you, then you don't know how to ride it. AFM #676 ![]() Supersports are for n00bs |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#32 |
ninjette.org member
Name: Chase
Location: California
Join Date: May 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2008 Ninja 250r Posts: 225
|
This is too bad. So sad when you read things like this. People trying to fulfill their riding dreams and it just gets crushed seconds later...not cool.
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#33 |
Avid Kitteh Poster
Name: Justin
Location: Norcal
Join Date: Sep 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2006 Yamaha TTR 50 SUCK IT Posts: A lot.
|
ohh boy...
Its the onion bro...
__________________________________________________
I powdercoat stuff Help me pay for my addiction ![]() I say funny stuff. http://twitter.com/JustinPWNSyou sometimes... I write like a 12 year old too, http://justinpwnsyou.wordpress.com/ |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#34 | |
Certified looney toon
Name: Teri
Location: 39°52'40.7"N 118°23'53.8"W (Northern NV)
Join Date: Jun 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2012 Ninja 250, 102k+ miles -- 2014 CB500X, 42k+ miles Posts: A lot.
Blog Entries: 16
MOTM Jul '13, Jul '14
|
Quote:
__________________________________________________
![]() Hey Unregistered! The code [you] shows the username currently logged in. ![]() IBA # 56020 AMA # 521481 ![]() Hold yourself to the same rules you expect others to follow. |
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#35 |
Jigglin' your Jiglets
Name: Sean
Location: San Jose, Ca
Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 K1300S, 2013 Ninja 300, 2011 Ninja 250R, Faster than Unregistered's ninjette Posts: Too much.
Blog Entries: 1
MOTM - Apr '13
|
You dont like kitty city!?
__________________________________________________
If the Ninja 250 doesn't have enough power for you, then you don't know how to ride it. AFM #676 ![]() Supersports are for n00bs |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#36 |
Certified looney toon
Name: Teri
Location: 39°52'40.7"N 118°23'53.8"W (Northern NV)
Join Date: Jun 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2012 Ninja 250, 102k+ miles -- 2014 CB500X, 42k+ miles Posts: A lot.
Blog Entries: 16
MOTM Jul '13, Jul '14
|
@Jiggles oh I do, catchy little tune there, plus I had seen it before. I was just concerned about how deep that rabbit hole went. You do tend to collect some ... unique videos. Much as I like flirting with the edges of the realms of Chaos, diving head first into their Court is not my idea of a good time. LOL
__________________________________________________
![]() Hey Unregistered! The code [you] shows the username currently logged in. ![]() IBA # 56020 AMA # 521481 ![]() Hold yourself to the same rules you expect others to follow. |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#37 |
ninjette.org member
Name: Arnold
Location: Honolulu
Join Date: Jun 2012 Motorcycle(s): 09 ninja 250r Posts: 191
|
It's the onion bro. It's not real.
And honestly, gtfo might be a good idea. This isn't funny at all.
__________________________________________________
"trust me, I am not a lawyer." |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#38 |
ninjette.org member
Name: aaron
Location: east texas
Join Date: Jul 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2013 honda shadow phantom Posts: 170
|
i got a rly good laugh and enjoyed the satire, because this is how many non riders thinks it works. many think the second u buy a bike its a death sentence and ur dead in 2 weeks tops. i wont argue its more dangerous to ride a motorcycle bcuz if u wreck ull prly get injured worse, but i got a rly good laugh bcuz many people believe this make-believe senario to be the norm.
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#39 |
The Corner Whisperer
Name: Chris (aka Reactor)
Location: Northern KY
Join Date: May 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2010 250 (track), 1992 250, 2006 R6 (street/track), 2008 R6 (track) Posts: Too much.
MOTY 2015, MOTM - Nov '12, Nov '13
|
Satire is fine and all, this one just fails during execution.
__________________________________________________
Goal: Shake A Million Hands | Look through the corners | Track Day Prep | Closest track? | The Mid-Ohio School |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#40 | |
ninjette.org sage
Name: Andy
Location: Indianapolis
Join Date: Aug 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2008 Kawasaki Ninja 250R Posts: 771
|
Quote:
|
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
||||
Thread | Thread Starter | Forum | Replies | Last Post |
[motorcycle.com] - Observations from the Road Breaking it Down | Ninjette Newsbot | Motorcycling News | 0 | February 26th, 2014 09:50 PM |
[motorcycle.com] - 2012 Ural Sidecars Recalled for Breaking Rims | Ninjette Newsbot | Motorcycling News | 0 | November 19th, 2013 12:40 PM |
The collar bone of a friend of a friend | Motofool | Ninjettes At Speed | 14 | May 13th, 2013 06:44 AM |
[urgent] my bike is dead. Very dead. Now what? | arnoldc6 | Riding Skills | 15 | September 8th, 2012 08:04 AM |
[topix.net] - Breaking motorcycle news...from 1965 | Ninjette Newsbot | Motorcycling News | 0 | April 4th, 2011 04:51 AM |
|
|