For all the squirrel lovers

csmith12 · February 22nd, 2012, 11:33 AM

@akima you will enjoy this one.

http://www.bikerspost.com/forum/topi...rrel-encounter

Quote:

A healthy twist on the throttle of a Valkyrie can only have one result.
Torque. This is what the Valkyrie is made for, and she is very, very good
at it. The engine roared and the front wheel left the pavement. The
squirrel screamed in anger. The Valkyrie screamed in ecstasy. I screamed
in ... well . I just plain screamed.

cops are involved too!

shiftyninja · February 23rd, 2012, 11:41 PM

HAHA! CLASSIC!

sombo · February 24th, 2012, 01:22 AM

OMG it hurts....

Laughing too hard.....

Trailerboy531 · February 24th, 2012, 01:52 AM

Wow. Just....wow.

I can't breathe, too funny.

loz944 · February 24th, 2012, 03:47 AM

Brilliant would make a good movie scene

midknight · February 24th, 2012, 06:43 AM

HA HA!!!! that's the funniest thing I've read all day!

onetruevibe · February 24th, 2012, 07:20 AM

Quote:

Snarling,
hissing, and tearing at my clothes, he was a frenzy of activity. As I was
dressed only in a light T-shirt, summer riding gloves, and jeans this was
a bit of a cause for concern. This furry little tornado was doing some
damage!

HAHA! Squirrel attack - another reason for wearing gear!

Unless of course the attacking squirrel is akima, then all gear should be removed.

NDspd · February 24th, 2012, 07:50 AM

That was so freaking funny...i could stop laughing sooo hard.

"A" · February 24th, 2012, 10:45 AM

akima · February 24th, 2012, 10:55 AM

I wish I didn't expand A's post ^

FrugalNinja250 · February 24th, 2012, 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by akima

I wish I didn't expand A's post ^

I didn't either, and now I'm glad I didn't. Don't know why I'm glad, just that I am.

Ritaro · February 24th, 2012, 04:43 PM

totally just made my day

Alex · March 12th, 2012, 08:54 AM

Was looking for a squirrel fan club type thread to post this in, and this one seemed as good as any.

One peanut butter smoothie please: Squirrel tucks into his favourite treat - but only after spending hours learning how to use a straw

csmith12 · March 12th, 2012, 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by "A"

I am so gunna do that!

csmith12 · August 21st, 2013, 05:45 AM

Link to original page on YouTube.

tnr4 · August 21st, 2013, 06:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by csmith12

Link to original page on YouTube.

A. MAZING.

akima · August 21st, 2013, 01:07 PM

@csmith12: lmao! I had a feeling something bad was going to happen. The girl and grandma were looking a little bit too innocent and vulnerable and the CGI squirrel had a squirrel version of uncanny valley going on. Never imagined there would be a squirrel horror movie!

7oxSin · August 21st, 2013, 01:26 PM

lol just saw a squirrel outside carrying a pear from my tree the size of a baseball. the first thing i thought was aww, looks like @akima

parox91 · August 21st, 2013, 02:00 PM

That link is broken but I found it here http://www.anti-squirrel.com/squirre...cks_biker.html

****ing hilarious, I'm going to share this with my coworkers who also ride.

cuong-nutz · August 21st, 2013, 02:08 PM

Hold onto your nuts!

akima · August 21st, 2013, 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by parox91

That link is broken but I found it here http://www.anti-squirrel.com/squirre...cks_biker.html

****ing hilarious, I'm going to share this with my coworkers who also ride.

Awesome story

ally99 · August 21st, 2013, 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by parox91

That link is broken but I found it here http://www.anti-squirrel.com/squirre...cks_biker.html

****ing hilarious, I'm going to share this with my coworkers who also ride.

Omg, that had to be fiction. Right?!? Awesome! I believed in its possibility until the squirrel got into his helmet. lol!

csmith12 · August 21st, 2013, 06:48 PM

Link to original page on YouTube.

csmith12 · August 21st, 2013, 06:51 PM

csmith12 · August 21st, 2013, 06:51 PM

February 24th, 2012, 03:47 AM	#5
loz944 ninjette.org guru Name: Laurence Location: Bangbuathong Thailand Join Date: Jan 2012 Motorcycle(s): Green 2012 Ninja 250SE and a Yamaha fino scooter (my wife's really) Posts: 355	Brilliant would make a good movie scene __________________________________________________ Be safe ride smart .....a dumb rider is a dead rider

March 12th, 2012, 08:54 AM	#13
Alex ninjette.org dude Name: 1 guess :-) Location: SF Bay Area Join Date: Jun 2008 Motorcycle(s): '13 Ninja 300 (white, the fastest color!), '13 R1200RT, '14 CRF250L, '12 TT-R125LE Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 7	Was looking for a squirrel fan club type thread to post this in, and this one seemed as good as any. One peanut butter smoothie please: Squirrel tucks into his favourite treat - but only after spending hours learning how to use a straw __________________________________________________ Montgomery Street Motorcycle Club / cal24.com / crf250l.org / ninjette.org ninjette.org Terms of Service Shopping for motorcycle parts or equipment? Come here first. The friendliest Ninja 250R/300/400 forum on the internet! (especially Unregistered)

August 21st, 2013, 05:45 AM	#15
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August 21st, 2013, 01:26 PM	#18
7oxSin MSF Coach! Name: Lupe Location: Antioch, Tennessee Join Date: Jun 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2003 ninja 250 Posts: 886	lol just saw a squirrel outside carrying a pear from my tree the size of a baseball. the first thing i thought was aww, looks like @akima __________________________________________________ Hey Unregistered wanna ride the dragon? Ninjette group ride! May 16th-20th Join the Ride!!http://www.ninjette.org/forums/group.php?groupid=35

August 21st, 2013, 02:08 PM	#20
cuong-nutz RIP Alex Name: Cuong Location: Houston, TX Join Date: Apr 2011 Motorcycle(s): '10 250r, '09 265r Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 2	Hold onto your nuts! __________________________________________________ HalfFast Racing Team Serving Greater Houston Area Riders:WFO Riders MotoHouston HPC CMRA Ride Smart Fastline Lone Star Track Days

February 23rd, 2012, 11:41 PM	#2
shiftyninja ninjette.org member Name: Thomas Location: AZ Join Date: Nov 2011 Motorcycle(s): 09' EX250J, 01' EX250R Posts: 33	HAHA! CLASSIC!

February 24th, 2012, 01:22 AM	#3
sombo Newb..... on a steeek! :D Name: Mike Location: Windermere, FL Join Date: Feb 2009 Motorcycle(s): 2012 Harley Davidson XL883L Sportster Superlow Posts: A lot.	OMG it hurts.... Laughing too hard.....

February 24th, 2012, 01:52 AM	#4
Trailerboy531 Gear crash test dummy Name: Max Location: South Bay (So. Cal) Join Date: May 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2010 Ninja 250 race bike, 2014 ZX-636r Posts: A lot.	Wow. Just....wow. I can't breathe, too funny.

February 24th, 2012, 06:43 AM	#6
midknight Darksider Name: Britton Location: Maryville, Tennessee Join Date: May 2010 Motorcycle(s): 2003 SV650S; 1982 Suzuki TS125 Posts: 106	HA HA!!!! that's the funniest thing I've read all day!

February 24th, 2012, 07:50 AM	#8
NDspd 1/4 English, 3/4 Kick Ass Name: Jeremy Location: Dayton, OH Join Date: Sep 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2002 Triumph Speed Triple 955i, '05 Suzuki SV650S(retired), '11 Ninja 250R(sold) Posts: A lot.	That was so freaking funny...i could stop laughing sooo hard.

February 24th, 2012, 10:45 AM	#9
"A" vampire Name: A Location: IT Join Date: Feb 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2 many 2 list Posts: A lot.

February 24th, 2012, 10:55 AM	#10
akima Nooblet Name: Akima Location: England Join Date: Jul 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2011 Ninja 250R FI Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 5 MOTM - Oct '13	I wish I didn't expand A's post ^

February 24th, 2012, 04:43 PM	#12
Ritaro ninjette.org member Name: Phil Location: San Jose, CA Join Date: Aug 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2008 ninja 250-Claire-sold, 2005 CBR600RR-Chloe- Posts: 36	totally just made my day

August 21st, 2013, 01:07 PM	#17
akima Nooblet Name: Akima Location: England Join Date: Jul 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2011 Ninja 250R FI Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 5 MOTM - Oct '13	@csmith12: lmao! I had a feeling something bad was going to happen. The girl and grandma were looking a little bit too innocent and vulnerable and the CGI squirrel had a squirrel version of uncanny valley going on. Never imagined there would be a squirrel horror movie!

August 21st, 2013, 02:00 PM	#19
parox91 ninjette.org member Name: Not Applicable Location: hamden ct Join Date: May 2013 Motorcycle(s): 2007 Blue Ninja 250 Posts: 171	That link is broken but I found it here http://www.anti-squirrel.com/squirre...cks_biker.html ****ing hilarious, I'm going to share this with my coworkers who also ride.

August 21st, 2013, 06:48 PM	#23
csmith12 The Corner Whisperer Name: Chris (aka Reactor) Location: Northern KY Join Date: May 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2010 250 (track), 1992 250, 2006 R6 (street/track), 2008 R6 (track) Posts: Too much. MOTY 2015, MOTM - Nov '12, Nov '13	Link to original page on YouTube. __________________________________________________ Goal: Shake A Million Hands \| Look through the corners \| Track Day Prep \| Closest track? \| The Mid-Ohio School

August 21st, 2013, 06:51 PM	#24
csmith12 The Corner Whisperer Name: Chris (aka Reactor) Location: Northern KY Join Date: May 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2010 250 (track), 1992 250, 2006 R6 (street/track), 2008 R6 (track) Posts: Too much. MOTY 2015, MOTM - Nov '12, Nov '13	__________________________________________________ Goal: Shake A Million Hands \| Look through the corners \| Track Day Prep \| Closest track? \| The Mid-Ohio School

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