Sex Toy Attack!!!

onetruevibe · November 12th, 2010, 08:15 AM

Be careful out there folks!!! lolz...

"Sex Toy Attack: Gurnee Woman Accused Of Assaulting Cop With Sex Toy"

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/1..._n_782489.html

SCREEM · November 12th, 2010, 01:14 PM

lolz " I don't have any money, wait I has a dildo in ma drawer"

Flashmonkey · November 12th, 2010, 07:28 PM

I'm just gonna.....

....put this right here.....

kevlarorc · November 12th, 2010, 08:04 PM

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d61_1287597995

Flow · November 13th, 2010, 01:34 AM

I thought I finally realized the meaning of "onetruevibe"'s username with the thread title. Thanks for taking the satisfaction of an epiphany away from me. Jerk.

Alex · November 13th, 2010, 01:35 AM

bob706 · November 13th, 2010, 06:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flashmonkey

wtf?????????????

Sailariel · November 13th, 2010, 06:49 AM

That poor police officer...Knowing cops quite well, that poor guy will get ribbed about that for weeks. That must have been quite a scene.

onetruevibe · November 13th, 2010, 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flow

I thought I finally realized the meaning of "onetruevibe"'s username with the thread title. Thanks for taking the satisfaction of an epiphany away from me. Jerk.

Bwuahahaha! Complete coincidence, I swear.

Edit to add: and not related to the meaning behind my username.

CC Cowboy · November 13th, 2010, 10:52 AM

I love the woman's shirt

Snake · November 13th, 2010, 06:07 PM

It's not a sex toy it's a "clear, rigid feminine pleasure device". She must not get very many dates.

8gauge · November 14th, 2010, 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snake

It's not a sex toy it's a "clear, rigid feminine pleasure device". She must not get very many dates.

"rigid feminine pleasure device".... that's like saying "anus sanitation fibers" for toilet paper. I love how the media always HAS to be politically correct.

Alex · November 14th, 2010, 09:21 PM

I don't think that was the media, in this case it was the cop who wrote it up that way. Funny no matter what.

Snake · November 14th, 2010, 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 8gauge

"rigid feminine pleasure device".... that's like saying "anus sanitation fibers" for toilet paper. I love how the media always HAS to be politically correct.

I was making fun of how it was described in the report.but you are right. Instead of calling it a vibrator he described it's form and function which is even funnier.

onetruevibe · November 14th, 2010, 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snake

I was making fun of how it was described in the report.but you are right. Instead of calling it a vibrator he described it's form and function which is even funnier.

Funny - under the headline is a tag that reads: "Woman Attacks Cop With Dildo.". Now that's some straight-up news reporting. Lol.

Alex, is there an emoticon for this? Could be useful....

Sailariel · November 15th, 2010, 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snake

I was making fun of how it was described in the report.but you are right. Instead of calling it a vibrator he described it's form and function which is even funnier.

The police officer was probably German--they describe everything in form and function.

backinthesaddleagain · November 15th, 2010, 08:07 PM

Alex, that hits the nail on the head. Could the vibe be the engineering epitome of form and function?

8gauge · November 15th, 2010, 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex

I don't think that was the media, in this case it was the cop who wrote it up that way. Funny no matter what.

you're right, now that i think of it, the paper was probably just quoting the cop.
the report probably went like this :
I was struck ~~repeatedly~~ with a ~~dildo~~
I was struck ~~violently~~ with a ~~Phallus shaped sex prosthesis~~
I was struck with ~~excessive force by~~a ~~vibrat~~
I was struck with a......... rigid feminine pleasure....device? *ahem

Taurfox82 · November 15th, 2010, 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onetruevibe

Alex, is there an emoticon for this? Could be useful....

I think I'd truly fear that emoticon.

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Sailariel ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Alex Location: Belfast, ME Join Date: Jul 2008 Motorcycle(s): 2010 Honda NT-700-V, formerly, Green 2008 Ninja 250R Posts: A lot.	That poor police officer...Knowing cops quite well, that poor guy will get ribbed about that for weeks. That must have been quite a scene. __________________________________________________ Ninjette, Sold. New Bike: 2010 Honda NT-700V/VA, 73 Honda 550, 74 Honda 550

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November 12th, 2010, 01:14 PM	#2
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November 12th, 2010, 07:28 PM	#3
Flashmonkey Professional belly dancer Name: James Location: Toronto Join Date: Apr 2009 Motorcycle(s): 1992 GSX-R 750 Posts: A lot.	I'm just gonna..... ....put this right here.....

November 13th, 2010, 01:34 AM	#5
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Snake ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Rick Location: Alexandria, Louisiana Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): 05 Blue Ninja 250 Posts: Too much. MOTY - 2017, MOTM - Jan '19, Oct '16, May '14	It's not a sex toy it's a "clear, rigid feminine pleasure device". She must not get very many dates.

November 14th, 2010, 09:21 PM	#13
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November 15th, 2010, 08:07 PM	#17
backinthesaddleagain ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Greg Location: Rhode Island Join Date: Apr 2009 Motorcycle(s): 2013 ZX6R 636 Posts: A lot.	Alex, that hits the nail on the head. Could the vibe be the engineering epitome of form and function?

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