Blonde Jokes... - Page 2

xTKx · February 13th, 2009, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by delvey91

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. 'Do you still wanna tell that joke?'

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, 'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

LOL!!

Nice!

KJohnson21 · February 23rd, 2009, 06:10 PM

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking ..... and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away .... Florida or the moon?"

The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida?????"

jpnfrk · February 24th, 2009, 06:49 AM

What do you get when you put two blondes next to each other, ear to ear?

A wind tunnel!!

jpnfrk · February 24th, 2009, 06:50 AM

What was a blonde doing with one quarter in each ear?

Listening to 50cent!!

ninjabrewer · February 24th, 2009, 02:48 PM

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those Expensive,
>> double-pane energy-efficient kind.
>>
>> Yesterday, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was
>> complaining that the windows had been installed a year ago and I had not
>> paid for them yet.
>>
>> Hellloooo?
>> Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am Automatically stupid.
>> So I told him just exactly what his fast-talking sales guy had told ME
> last
>> year...namely, that in just ONE YEAR these windows would pay for
>> themselves!
>>
>> Helllooooo? It's been a year! (I told him)
>> There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just
> hung
>> up....
>> He hasn't called back, probably too embarrassed about forgetting the
>> guarantee they made me.
>> Bet he won't underestimate a blonde anymore.
>>

xTKx · February 24th, 2009, 04:57 PM

HAHAHAHA!!

Nice..

Jane Honda · February 24th, 2009, 06:28 PM

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten knob. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven- hundred-ten knob?'

She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.' She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.

He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked, 'Is there a 710 on this car?'

She pointed and said, 'Of course, it's right there.'

If you're not sure what a 710 is

jpnfrk · February 24th, 2009, 08:10 PM

One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and saw something she liked so she asked the clerk what it was. The Clerk said it was a thermos.
"What does the thermos do?"
"It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
So she bought one and took it to work one day. The blonde's boss who also is a blonde said:
"What is that thing? "
"It is a thermos."
"What does it do?"
"Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"
"What do you have in it?"
"I have coffee and a Popsicle in it."

jpnfrk · February 24th, 2009, 08:32 PM

How can you tell if a FAX was sent by a blonde?

It has a stamp on it.

workdaddy · February 26th, 2009, 09:54 AM

Heres one from my nephew told the other day...

A Blonde Walks into a Bar.......

..... Then without another word, he walked away.
Was really quite funny coming from a 7 year old.

BlueTyke · March 2nd, 2009, 05:01 PM

My Aunt sent this to me. I looked on You Tube... found it..

Link to original page on YouTube.

noche_caliente · March 2nd, 2009, 06:10 PM

that was GREAT!

jpnfrk · March 2nd, 2009, 08:48 PM

Sunny that was the absolute best ever!! My eyes got watery because it's too darn funny!!

sombo · March 2nd, 2009, 08:49 PM

This thread has been very funny, however now my brain hurts from reading how stupid blonds can be in jokes lol. Sad thing is that alot of these jokes are probably based on some form of truth.

jpnfrk · March 2nd, 2009, 09:20 PM

An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the flight attendant the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop, and stay overnight. The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up to ask what happened to her. She answered the phone, crying, and said, "I can't get out of the room!" "You can't get out of your room?"; the captain asked. "Why not?" She replied, "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"

jpnfrk · March 2nd, 2009, 09:21 PM

A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.

"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV."

"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

"Darn, he recognized me," she thought.

She went for a complete disguise this time; haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman. "I would like to buy this TV."

"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?"

"Because that's a microwave," he replied.

jpnfrk · March 2nd, 2009, 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sombo

This thread has been very funny, however now my brain hurts from reading how stupid blonds can be in jokes lol. Sad thing is that alot of these jokes are probably based on some form of truth.

Q: How many blonde jokes are there?

A: One. The rest are all true stories.

BlueTyke · March 3rd, 2009, 07:51 AM

Nani! That last one was classic!

maxedpenny · March 3rd, 2009, 08:29 PM

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xTKx · March 4th, 2009, 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlueTyke

My Aunt sent this to me. I looked on You Tube... found it..

HAHAHA! Just showed my co-workers LOL!

ninjabrewer · March 7th, 2009, 01:08 PM

A BLONDE was weed-eating her yard and accidentally cut off the tail of her cat
which was ; hiding in the grass.
She rushed her cat, along with the tail over to WAL-MART!

Why WAL-MART???

HELLOOOOOOOOO! ?

WALMART is the largest RETAILER in the world!!!

jpnfrk · March 9th, 2009, 06:04 AM

A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived.
"My God!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma'am?"
"Yes, officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped.
"Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car.
"Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I served to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ...."
"Uh, ma'am", the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth."

jpnfrk · March 9th, 2009, 06:07 AM

A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed,sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.

He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says,"Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"

The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door.

Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closetfloor.

You rotten bastard, "says the husband,"my wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!!!

miks · April 8th, 2009, 05:23 AM

Two blondes lock thier keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches.

Finally the first blonde says "Darn, I can't get in the car!" The other blond replies, "keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down".

I like this one, I didn't get it at first but I did after re-reading the end. Must be the blonde part coming out of me...

Snake · April 8th, 2009, 06:02 PM

This thread is as funny as the jokes thread. Good job to all.

OldGuy · April 8th, 2009, 06:37 PM

Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department.
One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the
hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other,
then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without
rest, one girl digging a hole, the other girl filling it in again.

An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand
what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, 'I'm impressed by the
effort you two are putting in to your work, but I don't get it -- why do
you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up
again?'

The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, 'Well, I suppose it
probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today
the girl who plants the trees called in sick.'

BlueTyke · April 29th, 2009, 05:34 AM

Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.

The 10 pm news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump.."

The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."

Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 pm news, and so I knew he would jump."

The blonde replied, "I did too, but didn't think he'd do it again."

Bob took the money...

250Rocket · April 29th, 2009, 05:57 AM

I don't know if these are to bad for this site. Remove them if they are.

- Have you ever heard of a smart Blonde?
~ I have, a Golden Retreiver.

- Why do Blondes wash they're hair in the kitchen sink?
~ That's where you wash the vegetables.

- Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
~ Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

Now getting worse.

- What's the difference between Windows 98 and a Blonde?
~ The Blonde works better on laptops.

- What do you call a Blond with pigtails?
~ A BJ with handles.

- What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
~ The blonde works in the dark!

- What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
~ Her ankles.

KJohnson21 · June 19th, 2009, 05:56 PM

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic her car died.

After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?"

He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor."

She asks, "Oh, OK, so how often do I have to do that?"

February 23rd, 2009, 06:10 PM	#42
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February 24th, 2009, 06:49 AM	#43
jpnfrk Her name is Itoshii Name: Nani Location: Charlotte, NC Join Date: Feb 2009 Motorcycle(s): 2007 Kawasaki Ninja 250 Posts: 311 Blog Entries: 3	What do you get when you put two blondes next to each other, ear to ear? A wind tunnel!! __________________________________________________ "A frog in a well can not see the ocean" ~ Japanese proverb

February 24th, 2009, 06:50 AM	#44
jpnfrk Her name is Itoshii Name: Nani Location: Charlotte, NC Join Date: Feb 2009 Motorcycle(s): 2007 Kawasaki Ninja 250 Posts: 311 Blog Entries: 3	What was a blonde doing with one quarter in each ear? Listening to 50cent!! __________________________________________________ "A frog in a well can not see the ocean" ~ Japanese proverb

February 24th, 2009, 02:48 PM	#45
ninjabrewer dirty old man Name: Chris Location: Hazel Green, AL Join Date: Nov 2008 Motorcycle(s): Blue '08 Ninja 250 Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 1	Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those Expensive, >> double-pane energy-efficient kind. >> >> Yesterday, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was >> complaining that the windows had been installed a year ago and I had not >> paid for them yet. >> >> Hellloooo? >> Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am Automatically stupid. >> So I told him just exactly what his fast-talking sales guy had told ME > last >> year...namely, that in just ONE YEAR these windows would pay for >> themselves! >> >> Helllooooo? It's been a year! (I told him) >> There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just > hung >> up.... >> He hasn't called back, probably too embarrassed about forgetting the >> guarantee they made me. >> Bet he won't underestimate a blonde anymore. >> __________________________________________________ Death tugs at my ear and says, "Live, I am coming." -Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr., poet, novelist, essayist, and physician (1809-1894) www.friendsofsanonofre.org

February 24th, 2009, 08:10 PM	#48
jpnfrk Her name is Itoshii Name: Nani Location: Charlotte, NC Join Date: Feb 2009 Motorcycle(s): 2007 Kawasaki Ninja 250 Posts: 311 Blog Entries: 3	One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and saw something she liked so she asked the clerk what it was. The Clerk said it was a thermos. "What does the thermos do?" "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." So she bought one and took it to work one day. The blonde's boss who also is a blonde said: "What is that thing? " "It is a thermos." "What does it do?" "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold" "What do you have in it?" "I have coffee and a Popsicle in it." __________________________________________________ "A frog in a well can not see the ocean" ~ Japanese proverb

February 24th, 2009, 04:57 PM	#46
xTKx Finally! Name: Tony Location: Central TX Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): 09 Red 250R Posts: 420 Blog Entries: 4	HAHAHAHA!! Nice..

February 24th, 2009, 06:28 PM	#47
Jane Honda ninjette.org member Name: Kris Location: Willamette Valley Join Date: Feb 2009 Motorcycle(s): 08 Ninja 250R Posts: 45	A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten knob. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven- hundred-ten knob?' She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.' She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked, 'Is there a 710 on this car?' She pointed and said, 'Of course, it's right there.' If you're not sure what a 710 is

February 24th, 2009, 08:32 PM	#49
jpnfrk Her name is Itoshii Name: Nani Location: Charlotte, NC Join Date: Feb 2009 Motorcycle(s): 2007 Kawasaki Ninja 250 Posts: 311 Blog Entries: 3	How can you tell if a FAX was sent by a blonde? It has a stamp on it. __________________________________________________ "A frog in a well can not see the ocean" ~ Japanese proverb

February 26th, 2009, 09:54 AM	#50
workdaddy WORKDADDY Name: Dave Location: slc utah Join Date: Nov 2008 Motorcycle(s): 2008 ninja 2fitty Posts: 112	Heres one from my nephew told the other day... A Blonde Walks into a Bar....... ..... Then without another word, he walked away. Was really quite funny coming from a 7 year old.

March 2nd, 2009, 05:01 PM	#51
BlueTyke So slow I'm first! Name: Sunny Location: San Jose, CA Join Date: Oct 2008 Motorcycle(s): 06 Kawasaki Ninja EX250 Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 10	Blonde Star My Aunt sent this to me. I looked on You Tube... found it.. Link to original page on YouTube. __________________________________________________ Learn from the mistakes of others, you cannot make them all yourself. Save yourself the trouble and Learn.

March 2nd, 2009, 06:10 PM	#52
noche_caliente ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Kim Location: mundo de ensueño Join Date: Nov 2008 Motorcycle(s): '08 250 Posts: A lot.	that was GREAT!

March 2nd, 2009, 08:48 PM	#53
jpnfrk Her name is Itoshii Name: Nani Location: Charlotte, NC Join Date: Feb 2009 Motorcycle(s): 2007 Kawasaki Ninja 250 Posts: 311 Blog Entries: 3	Sunny that was the absolute best ever!! My eyes got watery because it's too darn funny!! __________________________________________________ "A frog in a well can not see the ocean" ~ Japanese proverb

March 2nd, 2009, 08:49 PM	#54
sombo Newb..... on a steeek! :D Name: Mike Location: Windermere, FL Join Date: Feb 2009 Motorcycle(s): 2012 Harley Davidson XL883L Sportster Superlow Posts: A lot.	This thread has been very funny, however now my brain hurts from reading how stupid blonds can be in jokes lol. Sad thing is that alot of these jokes are probably based on some form of truth.

March 2nd, 2009, 09:20 PM	#55
jpnfrk Her name is Itoshii Name: Nani Location: Charlotte, NC Join Date: Feb 2009 Motorcycle(s): 2007 Kawasaki Ninja 250 Posts: 311 Blog Entries: 3	An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the flight attendant the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop, and stay overnight. The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up to ask what happened to her. She answered the phone, crying, and said, "I can't get out of the room!" "You can't get out of your room?"; the captain asked. "Why not?" She replied, "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!" __________________________________________________ "A frog in a well can not see the ocean" ~ Japanese proverb

March 2nd, 2009, 09:21 PM	#56
jpnfrk Her name is Itoshii Name: Nani Location: Charlotte, NC Join Date: Feb 2009 Motorcycle(s): 2007 Kawasaki Ninja 250 Posts: 311 Blog Entries: 3	A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman. "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. "Darn, he recognized me," she thought. She went for a complete disguise this time; haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman. "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?" "Because that's a microwave," he replied. __________________________________________________ "A frog in a well can not see the ocean" ~ Japanese proverb

March 3rd, 2009, 07:51 AM	#58
BlueTyke So slow I'm first! Name: Sunny Location: San Jose, CA Join Date: Oct 2008 Motorcycle(s): 06 Kawasaki Ninja EX250 Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 10	Nani! That last one was classic! __________________________________________________ Learn from the mistakes of others, you cannot make them all yourself. Save yourself the trouble and Learn.

March 3rd, 2009, 08:29 PM	#59
maxedpenny Don't Be Evil! Name: Miles Location: Excelsior, MN Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): 08 250R Posts: 92	I have been wanting to use this for a while but no one on this forum needs it. Heres my new trick. Click Here

March 7th, 2009, 01:08 PM	#61
ninjabrewer dirty old man Name: Chris Location: Hazel Green, AL Join Date: Nov 2008 Motorcycle(s): Blue '08 Ninja 250 Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 1	A BLONDE was weed-eating her yard and accidentally cut off the tail of her cat which was ; hiding in the grass. She rushed her cat, along with the tail over to WAL-MART! Why WAL-MART??? HELLOOOOOOOOO! ? WALMART is the largest RETAILER in the world!!! __________________________________________________ Death tugs at my ear and says, "Live, I am coming." -Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr., poet, novelist, essayist, and physician (1809-1894) www.friendsofsanonofre.org

March 9th, 2009, 06:04 AM	#62
jpnfrk Her name is Itoshii Name: Nani Location: Charlotte, NC Join Date: Feb 2009 Motorcycle(s): 2007 Kawasaki Ninja 250 Posts: 311 Blog Entries: 3	A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived. "My God!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma'am?" "Yes, officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped. "Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car. "Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I served to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ...." "Uh, ma'am", the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth." __________________________________________________ "A frog in a well can not see the ocean" ~ Japanese proverb

March 9th, 2009, 06:07 AM	#63
jpnfrk Her name is Itoshii Name: Nani Location: Charlotte, NC Join Date: Feb 2009 Motorcycle(s): 2007 Kawasaki Ninja 250 Posts: 311 Blog Entries: 3	A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed,sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says,"Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!" The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closetfloor. You rotten bastard, "says the husband,"my wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!!! __________________________________________________ "A frog in a well can not see the ocean" ~ Japanese proverb

April 8th, 2009, 05:23 AM	#64
miks I'm lovin' it. Name: Mike Location: Melb, Australia Join Date: Feb 2009 Motorcycle(s): '09 Black 250R Posts: A lot.	Two blondes lock thier keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches. Finally the first blonde says "Darn, I can't get in the car!" The other blond replies, "keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down". I like this one, I didn't get it at first but I did after re-reading the end. Must be the blonde part coming out of me... __________________________________________________ Son: When I grow up I want to ride a motorbike. Father: You can't do both son.

April 8th, 2009, 06:02 PM	#65
Snake ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Rick Location: Alexandria, Louisiana Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): 05 Blue Ninja 250 Posts: Too much. MOTY - 2017, MOTM - Jan '19, Oct '16, May '14	This thread is as funny as the jokes thread. Good job to all.

April 8th, 2009, 06:37 PM	#66
OldGuy Live Life Name: Don Location: Lincoln, NE Join Date: Nov 2008 Motorcycle(s): 2009 Green SE Ninja 250 Posts: A lot.	Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one girl digging a hole, the other girl filling it in again. An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, 'I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting in to your work, but I don't get it -- why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?' The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, 'Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the girl who plants the trees called in sick.' __________________________________________________ - ATGATT - Scorpion EX700 Hi-Vis Helmet, First Gear MeshTek 3.0 Jacket, TourMaster Transition 2 Jacket and Flex Pants, Sidi Doha boots

April 29th, 2009, 05:34 AM	#67
BlueTyke So slow I'm first! Name: Sunny Location: San Jose, CA Join Date: Oct 2008 Motorcycle(s): 06 Kawasaki Ninja EX250 Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 10	Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10 pm news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump. The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump.." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!" Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money." Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 pm news, and so I knew he would jump." The blonde replied, "I did too, but didn't think he'd do it again." Bob took the money... __________________________________________________ Learn from the mistakes of others, you cannot make them all yourself. Save yourself the trouble and Learn.

April 29th, 2009, 05:57 AM	#68
250Rocket ninjette.org member Name: Rob Location: Montreal, Canada Join Date: Apr 2009 Motorcycle(s): '09 Ninja 250R Posts: 171	I don't know if these are to bad for this site. Remove them if they are. - Have you ever heard of a smart Blonde? ~ I have, a Golden Retreiver. - Why do Blondes wash they're hair in the kitchen sink? ~ That's where you wash the vegetables. - Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? ~ Because on the box it said From 2-4 years. Now getting worse. - What's the difference between Windows 98 and a Blonde? ~ The Blonde works better on laptops. - What do you call a Blond with pigtails? ~ A BJ with handles. - What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? ~ The blonde works in the dark! - What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? ~ Her ankles.

June 19th, 2009, 05:56 PM	#69
KJohnson21 ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Ken Location: Indio, CA Join Date: Dec 2008 Motorcycle(s): '08 Kawasaki EX250 "Yoshi", '99 Kawasaki Concours "Grace", '06 Concours "Belle", '06 Yamaha YZF600R "Slick" Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 3	A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic her car died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor." She asks, "Oh, OK, so how often do I have to do that?" __________________________________________________ < ATGATT > Sweat you can wipe off, Road rash you can't. HEY!! Unregistered!! Does your bike have a name?

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