"com'on babe, you can ride it, what could go wrong?"

subxero · August 9th, 2014, 05:20 AM

classic

you can't fix stupid

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v...214042&fref=nf

Sirref · August 9th, 2014, 06:23 AM

that's not student that's teacher
always emphasize that the clutch is twitchy as hell even if it isn't

Baron · August 9th, 2014, 06:38 AM

allanoue · August 9th, 2014, 06:48 AM

Burn out fail.

He forgot to tell her about that brake.

dcj13 · August 9th, 2014, 07:45 AM

I'd like to believe alcohol was involved, because no one should be as dumb as that guy when sober.

Jim L · August 9th, 2014, 04:58 PM

Question: How many vehicles has this girl operated that had a clutch?
Answer: One, and you're watching it!

What girlfriends will do for boyfriends.
Glad I'm old...
Cheers,

capt_bugaloo · August 9th, 2014, 05:19 PM

The dude runs over and checks on his bike while his girl is sitting on the ground, maybe hurt!

Boyfriend fail - you ain't getting any action for a while now, bro....

LittleRedNinjette · August 9th, 2014, 05:57 PM

why would you do that??

ninja250r81 · August 9th, 2014, 07:42 PM

Should have hit the kill switch after the first throttle rev

Stood in front of the bike

Hero Danny · August 10th, 2014, 06:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by capt_bugaloo

The dude runs over and checks on his bike while his girl is sitting on the ground, maybe hurt!

Boyfriend fail - you ain't getting any action for a while now, bro....

Not only is he a complete ass hole, but he also is a complete moron. Why the hell was he cranking the gas like that on someone who has absolutely no gear on and I think it's safe to assume she has no riding experience.. What a joke... I hope that was his car too.

LittleRedNinjette · August 10th, 2014, 06:38 AM

I think she needs to get a new boyfriend...

NevadaWolf · August 10th, 2014, 07:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hero Danny

Not only is he a complete ass hole, but he also is a complete moron. Why the hell was he cranking the gas like that on someone who has absolutely no gear on and I think it's safe to assume she has no riding experience.. What a joke... I hope that was his car too.

Squid induction. The key to entering a squid school is to do a proper burnout with as little protection as possible. True squiddiness for members requires use of flipflops or for more prestigue, heels.

I suspect this school will eject both members; her for an obvious lack of natural born skills (she is being shown the basic burnout after all) and him, while lacking mental skill, a trait sought by members, still managed to lose control of the bike while standing in front of it.

I foresee her realizing her unsquiddy nature and hope that she goes in search of another pack, perhaps one that embraces the talentless squid in full leather or textile love. As for him, I foresee drifting away in search of another squid school that will overlook his brief lapse of control and recognize his stupidity as one of their own.

ez12a · August 10th, 2014, 07:57 AM

"here's a great idea, let's point it at a car/wall when you try it too"

that front tire looks like it came close to taking her out.

Jim L · August 10th, 2014, 09:10 AM

To move this thread to a much higher level of discussion,
please watch the following:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKWmFWRVLlU

Cheers,

alex.s · August 10th, 2014, 01:37 PM

-- after two dozen beers --
dudes friend: this random chick on the internet doing burnouts is hot
dude: i bet my girl can do burnouts! she's hot!
-- five minutes later --
dude: okay, i'll hold down the front, you hold the front brake and just redline it and drop the clutch.
dudes girl: derp, okay!

alex.s · August 10th, 2014, 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NevadaWolf

S
I suspect this school will eject both members; her for an obvious lack of natural born skills (she is being shown the basic burnout after all) and him, while lacking mental skill, a trait sought by members, still managed to lose control of the bike while standing in front of it.

I foresee her realizing her unsquiddy nature and hope that she goes in search of another pack, perhaps one that embraces the talentless squid in full leather or textile love. As for him, I foresee drifting away in search of another squid school that will overlook his brief lapse of control and recognize his stupidity as one of their own.

i think if i remember correctly, induction rules for flipping the bike into a car are an instant-pass. because go big or go home. it's not success that matters, it's trying to do something badass with no gear on. hopefully while drunk.

they probably got special patches just for the video

NevadaWolf · August 10th, 2014, 02:10 PM

Ahhh, I figured the assistance negated that but you are right that the involvement of beer tends to rewrite the rules.

Hero Danny · August 10th, 2014, 06:07 PM

Nah... you can't blame this one on alcohol. I don't care how drunk I am, I would NEVER let something like this happen. Lol These people are idiots with or without alcohol.

fry1024 · August 11th, 2014, 08:18 AM

I think we're focusing on the wrong thing here...

Everyone is talking about how moronic the guy and girl are when we actually need to give kudos to the one person who was bright enough to realize that something funny was about to take place and filmed it so all of us could have a good laugh.

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August 9th, 2014, 06:48 AM	#4
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August 9th, 2014, 07:45 AM	#5
dcj13 Participant Name: Dave Location: South of Seattle Join Date: Oct 2012 Motorcycle(s): '94 K75 std Posts: Too much. MOTM - Aug '15	I'd like to believe alcohol was involved, because no one should be as dumb as that guy when sober.

August 9th, 2014, 04:58 PM	#6
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August 9th, 2014, 07:42 PM	#9
ninja250r81 ninjette.org guru Name: scott Location: australia Join Date: Jan 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2012 ninja 250r se Posts: 435	Should have hit the kill switch after the first throttle rev Stood in front of the bike

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August 10th, 2014, 07:57 AM	#13
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August 10th, 2014, 09:10 AM	#14
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August 10th, 2014, 01:37 PM	#15
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Hero Danny Inline 4!!! Name: Danny Location: MA Join Date: May 2014 Motorcycle(s): 2008 CBR600rr, 1987 KLR 250 Posts: A lot.	Nah... you can't blame this one on alcohol. I don't care how drunk I am, I would NEVER let something like this happen. Lol These people are idiots with or without alcohol. __________________________________________________ Be careful. Remember you are invisible

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