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June 21st, 2012, 07:53 AM
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The Corner Whisperer
Name: Chris (aka Reactor)
Location: Northern KY
Join Date: May 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2010 250 (track), 1992 250, 2006 R6 (street/track), 2008 R6 (track) Posts: Too much.
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Is your cat fast?
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June 21st, 2012, 08:54 AM
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Name: Janelle
Location: Hawaii
Join Date: May 2012 Motorcycle(s): current newbie stick is a loaner :P Posts: 257
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I tried to find the 'like' button, but it doesn't exist.
 /  I lol'd
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June 21st, 2012, 09:48 AM
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ninjette.org certified postwhore
Name: Jon
Location: Newark, De
Join Date: Apr 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2003 Kawasaki Ninja 250R Posts: A lot.
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My cat is FAT not fast LOL unless he's chasing food maybe :P
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June 21st, 2012, 09:49 AM
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ninjette.org member
Name: CalvinAmI
Location: La Vergne, TN.
Join Date: Mar 2012 Motorcycle(s): '09 Ninja 250r [RED] & '06 Ninja 250 [WHITE] Posts: 162
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and THIS is why i love Craigslist
 PS: my cat IS fast, but i live down in Nashville. Otherwise I would take his pink slip on that cat in a heartbeat. My cat kills snakes, moles, birds, rabbits, mice, you name it. Cocoa the KiLLeR outdoor cat 
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June 21st, 2012, 07:37 PM
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ninjette.org newbie
Name: Chris
Location: PA
Join Date: May 2012 Motorcycle(s): None at the moment- things change and stuff happens. Posts: 6
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June 21st, 2012, 07:47 PM
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Livin' the Minimoto Life
Name: Mark
Location: Riding around in TX
Join Date: Mar 2009 Motorcycle(s): 2022 Honda Navi, 2018 Z-125 Pro Posts: A lot.
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One of my cats only runs after she uses the litter box. She sprints out of it and runs across the living room into the master bedroom. We don't even have to be in the room to know she just used it.
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June 21st, 2012, 09:23 PM
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ninjette.org guru
Name: David
Location: Florida
Join Date: Oct 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2008 Kawasaki Ninja 250R Posts: 357
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I think my cat is fast. One day I walked home and it smelled like ****. There was a dead rabbit under my bed. So he's fast enough to catch rabbits.
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October 25th, 2013, 02:00 AM
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ninjette.org certified postwhore
Name: TC
Location: Hawaii
Join Date: Sep 2013 Motorcycle(s): A lot. Posts: A lot.
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Perhaps the best way to test the speed of a cat in motion is with a simplified list of criteria upon which one may accurately evaluate their cat.
As an avid cat research analyst, I propose that we grade the physical prowess of each cat on a number of simple proficiencies. -- climbing speed (vertical) -- running speed (jogging pace, trundling quickly about in the underbrush) -- sprinting speed (chasing prey, being manic) -- my tail is on fire speed (I do not advocating setting fire to any cats) -- balance (cat walking along string at low speed. I propose the aforementioned criterion in addition to typical cat brain developmental skills (math, writing/punctuation, world-history, and a general knowledge of interpersonal behavioral psychology amongst cats living in close proximity to eachother.) With this data we can ascertain a ranking for our cats, and tailor their personal workout routines to each cat to fully unlock the potential within them to grow and become the best cat that they can be. (wtfdidIjustType?) |
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October 25th, 2013, 04:48 AM
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The Corner Whisperer
Name: Chris (aka Reactor)
Location: Northern KY
Join Date: May 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2010 250 (track), 1992 250, 2006 R6 (street/track), 2008 R6 (track) Posts: Too much.
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lol TC
 Cinnamon oil on the bum will double the speed of any cat. I am not cat expert, but I did play one on TV.
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October 25th, 2013, 04:54 AM
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Cat herder
Name: Gort
Location: A secret lair which, being secret, has an undisclosed location
Join Date: May 2009 Motorcycle(s): Aprilia RS660 Posts: A lot.
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My cat is as fast as my bike because it's bolted to the frame.
Oh, wait, that's the cat converter. Never mind. Speaking of which, I think it's broken. No matter how many cats I stuff in there nothing useful comes out. I'd expect at least a decent Dachshund or something.
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October 25th, 2013, 05:07 AM
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The Corner Whisperer
Name: Chris (aka Reactor)
Location: Northern KY
Join Date: May 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2010 250 (track), 1992 250, 2006 R6 (street/track), 2008 R6 (track) Posts: Too much.
MOTY 2015, MOTM - Nov '12, Nov '13
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Goal: Shake A Million Hands | Look through the corners | Track Day Prep | Closest track? | The Mid-Ohio School |
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July 1st, 2014, 08:07 AM
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The Corner Whisperer
Name: Chris (aka Reactor)
Location: Northern KY
Join Date: May 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2010 250 (track), 1992 250, 2006 R6 (street/track), 2008 R6 (track) Posts: Too much.
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Getting ready for the races! Look at that fucus.
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July 1st, 2014, 04:39 PM
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wat
Name: wat
Location: tustin/long beach
Join Date: Sep 2009 Motorcycle(s): wat Posts: Too much.
Blog Entries: 5
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two tubes of equal length. one end has tuna, the other end 20 feet away has an exit. both cats begin at the start of the tube, tuna is presented, then directly after the vacuum cleaner is turned on. first cat out the tube wins and is given cat nip while the other cat watches. races every hour.
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July 1st, 2014, 10:57 PM
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ninjette.org certified postwhore
Name: TC
Location: Hawaii
Join Date: Sep 2013 Motorcycle(s): A lot. Posts: A lot.
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Where's the registration booth? I have one cat that is ready and waiting to enter the competition and beat the ever-living-isht out of any contenders.
Fact. My cat is more like a cat than any cat I know.
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