December 18th, 2013, 04:10 PM | #1 |
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sooo….
I am newly single after 14 years of marriage and had to share what my manager said to me last night. He said and I quote. "You need to ride up the strip, find a guy, pull over and get off your bike, then adjust ur balls, and say hop on bitch." end quote. He totally thinks I'm bad ass for riding.
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December 18th, 2013, 04:15 PM | #2 |
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Who isn't turned on by a girl who likes to be ridden, around on a motorcycle. Especially when they like to take control for themselves. lol
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December 18th, 2013, 04:50 PM | #4 |
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Please do this. Make sure to have a camera.
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December 18th, 2013, 04:56 PM | #5 | |
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December 18th, 2013, 04:57 PM | #6 |
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Sit up close to the gas tank and ride a bumpy road
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December 18th, 2013, 05:26 PM | #7 |
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File the sexual harassment lawsuit quick toots!
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December 18th, 2013, 05:39 PM | #8 |
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I work at a bar lol.
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December 18th, 2013, 05:53 PM | #9 |
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Then you'll be fine, if you can find a guy who doesn't laugh at your 250!
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December 18th, 2013, 05:58 PM | #10 |
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IKR!!!
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December 18th, 2013, 06:11 PM | #11 |
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December 18th, 2013, 06:22 PM | #12 |
Gear crash test dummy
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Ride on over to So Cal and come pick me up
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December 18th, 2013, 07:23 PM | #13 |
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Damn bro straight piiimpin'
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December 18th, 2013, 07:41 PM | #14 | |
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Riding is bad ass, but it's not what makes you badass. You do that all on your own. PM me if you want to chat with someone who understands and doesn't judge. I've been exactly where you are if not lower. There have been a few tough times along the way, but overall, life has gotten good over the past year and 2 months.
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December 18th, 2013, 09:13 PM | #15 |
Rode with the Dinosaurs..
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The real question becomes, "what have you got to lose?" by doing it.
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December 19th, 2013, 12:54 PM | #16 |
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Let's see... attractive blonde (hot), lives on a tropical island in the middle of the Pacific (hotter), motorcycle rider (hotter still), and single (somebody grab a fire extinguisher)....
This has win written all over it. Go get 'em! Me, I've been married a long, long time... so long, in fact, that for Christmas I asked my wife for a trailer hitch so I can take my bike to the track. Yeah, 27 years with the same person is exciting like that.
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December 19th, 2013, 01:51 PM | #17 |
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Do you think you will get it?
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December 19th, 2013, 02:55 PM | #18 |
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December 19th, 2013, 08:44 PM | #19 | |
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December 19th, 2013, 08:46 PM | #20 |
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December 20th, 2013, 07:34 AM | #21 |
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December 20th, 2013, 07:43 AM | #22 |
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Now is your chance!
pm me, I give private lessons. First lesson is free - Buy a bitch' pair of sunglasses and where them inside buildings and at night.
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December 20th, 2013, 08:15 AM | #23 |
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Undoubtedly, but she won't understand why I would want such a thing in the first place.
Any more than I understand the whole national obsession with Pandora bracelets.
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December 20th, 2013, 10:14 AM | #24 |
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Where should I wear them?
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December 20th, 2013, 10:17 AM | #25 |
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Those are so stupid. Let's pay top dollar for something that looks like it came from a gumball machine. Women don't make sense
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December 20th, 2013, 11:04 AM | #26 |
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ok, you got me. WEAR them everywhere!
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December 20th, 2013, 11:05 AM | #27 |
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Let me clue you in, women don't pay for "things", they pay for perceptions.
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December 20th, 2013, 11:09 AM | #28 |
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$1000 for a kindergartner's arts and crafts project
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