Found the cure for blue balls

BlackNinja8 · August 3rd, 2012, 10:27 AM

We've all been there, you get fired up thinking you're gonna get some action when something unexpected happens and wind up 2 chicks short of a threesome...well the cure is...wait for it...riding! Seriously, you would think your stones would be worse off, but the vibration actually works like a gentle massage. Nice!

Just my thoughts...

broilmebk · August 3rd, 2012, 11:16 AM

Wut did I just read?

aShifty · August 3rd, 2012, 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by broilmebk

Wut did I just read?

i think he just promoted having the bike milk you...

Skid · August 3rd, 2012, 11:22 AM

Da fuk? hahahaha

alex.s · August 3rd, 2012, 11:29 AM

two chicks short of a threesome! hahahaha

BRILLIANT!

BlackNinja8 · August 3rd, 2012, 11:32 AM

I admit that was a pretty random, and wholly stupid post. But that's what happens when you arm a man with a computer, boredom, the smooth sound of R&B playing in the cubicle next to me.

csmith12 · August 3rd, 2012, 12:42 PM

backinthesaddleagain · August 3rd, 2012, 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alex.s

two chicks short of a threesome! hahahaha

BRILLIANT!

+1

Jiggles · August 3rd, 2012, 12:53 PM

Why not a $5 tranny?

Ptdoughnut · August 3rd, 2012, 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiggles

Why not a $5 tranny?

why does it have to be a tranny?!

August 3rd, 2012, 01:00 PM

Because jiggles likes trannys!

Jiggles · August 3rd, 2012, 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ptdoughnut

why does it have to be a tranny?!

Dude because trannys are so much cheaper!!!

so ive heard...

xSean13 · August 3rd, 2012, 02:43 PM

The cure is to just finish the job.

BlackNinja8 · August 3rd, 2012, 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xSean13

The cure is to just finish the job.

Nah that would be distracted driving. I keep both hands on the bars..

Jiggles · August 3rd, 2012, 03:06 PM

I see a market for a bangable gas tank...

ARc · August 3rd, 2012, 03:07 PM

that huge face is creepy. whats means.

BlackNinja8 · August 3rd, 2012, 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiggles

I see a market for a bangable gas tank...

A gas tank with a glory hole...brilliant

Ptdoughnut · August 7th, 2012, 08:24 AM

adding fuel to the fire, the bike would vibrate pretty good for your plan of a glory hole tank

choneofakind · August 7th, 2012, 09:49 AM

Duct tape a flesh light on there
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Minikin_Jo · August 7th, 2012, 10:29 AM

subscribed

I have nothing to contribute but I'm quite amused by this thread.

adouglas · August 7th, 2012, 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ptdoughnut

adding fuel to the fire, the bike would vibrate pretty good for your plan of a glory hole tank

Why do you think Harleys are so popular with older men?

rcouch358 · August 7th, 2012, 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by choneofakind

Duct tape a flesh light on there
Posted via Mobile Device

Thats more like it...

Ptdoughnut · August 8th, 2012, 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Minikin_Jo

subscribed

I have nothing to contribute but I'm quite amused by this thread.

Just enjoy guys talking about their balls in pain, and how we relieve them?

azimmer11 · August 8th, 2012, 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by choneofakind

Duct tape a flesh light on there
Posted via Mobile Device

lolling

rcouch358 · August 8th, 2012, 08:51 AM

I loled at that, but not quite as hard as when my friend sent me a picture of a fleshlight attached to where the fan-blade usually is on one of those cheap floor fans

azimmer11 · August 8th, 2012, 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rcouch358

fleshlight attached to where the fan-blade usually is on one of those cheap floor fans

smart

Ptdoughnut · August 8th, 2012, 09:00 AM

Link to original page on YouTube.

dont wanna turn into this now do we?

eddiekay · August 8th, 2012, 09:13 AM

Yeah...I can undertsand this. My pal always refers to the SV's as Sloppy Vaginas but i never knew why. He's from westchester too. Hey...been a while since the NYC crew got together.....wanna do a BlueBallz run ? Maybe to Bare Mounting or 17A.

rcouch358 · August 8th, 2012, 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by azimmer11

smart

so smart. lolol

aShifty · August 8th, 2012, 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ptdoughnut

Link to original page on YouTube.

dont wanna turn into this now do we?

hahaha lmfao.

Wtf

Seananniganss · August 9th, 2012, 01:04 AM

Why the car gotta be a dude though? Lol

Jiggles · August 9th, 2012, 01:14 AM

Dudes just ripping off SNL

Link to original page on YouTube.

ai4px · August 9th, 2012, 05:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiggles

I see a market for a bangable gas tank...

What you need is a gas tank with a cutout for a fleshlight.

Lone Star · August 10th, 2012, 06:29 AM

That's what I want: for my wang to smell like gasoline.

ai4px · August 10th, 2012, 06:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lone Star

That's what I want: for my wang to smell like gasoline.

That's how you can tell a happy nijette rider... his wang tastes like gasoline. Did I just say that?!?

August 3rd, 2012, 10:27 AM	#1
BlackNinja8 ninjette.org guru Name: NJ Location: Westchester, NY Join Date: Feb 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2011 250R (Sold); 2012 Vulcan 900; 2009 Harley Iron 883; 2004 SV650s; and a bunch of others over the years... Posts: 470	Found the cure for blue balls We've all been there, you get fired up thinking you're gonna get some action when something unexpected happens and wind up 2 chicks short of a threesome...well the cure is...wait for it...riding! Seriously, you would think your stones would be worse off, but the vibration actually works like a gentle massage. Nice! Just my thoughts...

August 3rd, 2012, 11:29 AM	#5
alex.s wat Name: wat Location: tustin/long beach Join Date: Sep 2009 Motorcycle(s): wat Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 5 MOTM - Oct '12, Feb '14	two chicks short of a threesome! hahahaha BRILLIANT! __________________________________________________

August 3rd, 2012, 12:42 PM	#7
csmith12 The Corner Whisperer Name: Chris (aka Reactor) Location: Northern KY Join Date: May 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2010 250 (track), 1992 250, 2006 R6 (street/track), 2008 R6 (track) Posts: Too much. MOTY 2015, MOTM - Nov '12, Nov '13	__________________________________________________ Goal: Shake A Million Hands \| Look through the corners \| Track Day Prep \| Closest track? \| The Mid-Ohio School

August 3rd, 2012, 12:53 PM	#9
Jiggles Jigglin' your Jiglets Name: Sean Location: San Jose, Ca Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 K1300S, 2013 Ninja 300, 2011 Ninja 250R, Faster than Unregistered's ninjette Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 1 MOTM - Apr '13	Why not a $5 tranny? __________________________________________________ If the Ninja 250 doesn't have enough power for you, then you don't know how to ride it. AFM #676 Supersports are for n00bs

August 3rd, 2012, 03:06 PM	#15
Jiggles Jigglin' your Jiglets Name: Sean Location: San Jose, Ca Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 K1300S, 2013 Ninja 300, 2011 Ninja 250R, Faster than Unregistered's ninjette Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 1 MOTM - Apr '13	I see a market for a bangable gas tank... __________________________________________________ If the Ninja 250 doesn't have enough power for you, then you don't know how to ride it. AFM #676 Supersports are for n00bs

August 3rd, 2012, 11:16 AM	#2
broilmebk ninjette.org sage Name: Brian Location: Orange County, CA Join Date: Apr 2012 Motorcycle(s): '12 ninja 250r Posts: 762	Wut did I just read?

August 3rd, 2012, 11:22 AM	#4
Skid troll bait Name: Brian Location: Marina Del Rey, CA Join Date: Jul 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2006 Ninja 250EF Posts: 72	Da fuk? hahahaha

August 3rd, 2012, 11:32 AM	#6
BlackNinja8 ninjette.org guru Name: NJ Location: Westchester, NY Join Date: Feb 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2011 250R (Sold); 2012 Vulcan 900; 2009 Harley Iron 883; 2004 SV650s; and a bunch of others over the years... Posts: 470	I admit that was a pretty random, and wholly stupid post. But that's what happens when you arm a man with a computer, boredom, the smooth sound of R&B playing in the cubicle next to me.

August 3rd, 2012, 01:00 PM	#11
codestp202 Guest Posts: n/a	Because jiggles likes trannys!

August 3rd, 2012, 02:43 PM	#13
xSean13 ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Sean Location: Middle TN Join Date: Apr 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2010 Ninja 250r (sold) / '03 CBR 600RR Posts: A lot.	The cure is to just finish the job.

August 3rd, 2012, 03:07 PM	#16
ARc Revolver Wario Name: Jeffrey Location: La Palma, CA Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): 2003 Ninja 250 Posts: 198 Logo Dude	that huge face is creepy. whats means. __________________________________________________

August 7th, 2012, 08:24 AM	#18
Ptdoughnut ninjette.org guru Name: Mason Location: Sask, Canada Join Date: May 2012 Motorcycle(s): 12 250r (sold), 2014 ZX6R Posts: 261	adding fuel to the fire, the bike would vibrate pretty good for your plan of a glory hole tank __________________________________________________ They tell me I have to many hobbies! I think they don't have enough.

August 7th, 2012, 09:49 AM	#19
choneofakind ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: . Location: . Join Date: Feb 2011 Motorcycle(s): . Posts: Too much. MOTM - Feb '13, Feb '14	Duct tape a flesh light on there Posted via Mobile Device

August 7th, 2012, 10:29 AM	#20
Minikin_Jo ninjette.org sage Name: Jo Location: Howard County, MD Join Date: Jun 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2013 Ninja 300 Posts: 528	subscribed I have nothing to contribute but I'm quite amused by this thread. __________________________________________________ I'm not short, I'm concentrated AWESOME!

August 8th, 2012, 08:51 AM	#25
rcouch358 Toasted. Name: Ryan Location: Cherry Hill / New Brunswick Join Date: Aug 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2011 Ninja 250R SE Green Posts: 43	I loled at that, but not quite as hard as when my friend sent me a picture of a fleshlight attached to where the fan-blade usually is on one of those cheap floor fans

August 8th, 2012, 09:00 AM	#27
Ptdoughnut ninjette.org guru Name: Mason Location: Sask, Canada Join Date: May 2012 Motorcycle(s): 12 250r (sold), 2014 ZX6R Posts: 261	Link to original page on YouTube. dont wanna turn into this now do we? __________________________________________________ They tell me I have to many hobbies! I think they don't have enough.

August 8th, 2012, 09:13 AM	#28
eddiekay ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: eddie Location: Lawnguylind Join Date: Nov 2009 Motorcycle(s): 300, WeeStrom Posts: A lot.	Yeah...I can undertsand this. My pal always refers to the SV's as Sloppy Vaginas but i never knew why. He's from westchester too. Hey...been a while since the NYC crew got together.....wanna do a BlueBallz run ? Maybe to Bare Mounting or 17A.

August 9th, 2012, 01:04 AM	#31
Seananniganss ninjette.org member Name: Sean Location: SoCal Join Date: May 2012 Motorcycle(s): Triumph Daytona 675 Posts: 26	Why the car gotta be a dude though? Lol

August 9th, 2012, 01:14 AM	#32
Jiggles Jigglin' your Jiglets Name: Sean Location: San Jose, Ca Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 K1300S, 2013 Ninja 300, 2011 Ninja 250R, Faster than Unregistered's ninjette Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 1 MOTM - Apr '13	Dudes just ripping off SNL Link to original page on YouTube. __________________________________________________ If the Ninja 250 doesn't have enough power for you, then you don't know how to ride it. AFM #676 Supersports are for n00bs

August 10th, 2012, 06:29 AM	#34
Lone Star Step it up to a 'busa, yo Name: Kevin Location: Austin, TX Join Date: Jul 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2007 Ninja 250 Posts: 19	That's what I want: for my wang to smell like gasoline.

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