July 15th, 2013, 03:29 PM | #1 |
Certified Troublemaker
Name: Teri
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The best/funniest excuses to take off work.....
So I've heard some good ones. I thought it be fun to see who else has some good ones.
I'll start with a good one from my boyfriends work: I can't come in on Memorial Day, i have a doctors appointment. Or the 4th....
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July 15th, 2013, 04:04 PM | #2 |
ninjette.org certified postwhore
Name: Morgan
Location: A city twinned with Kawasaki
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Having gone AWOL, excuse delivered by the recruit's mother when a couple of NCO's arrived to return him to barracks.
"It was his birthday yesterday, I didn't wan to wake him early" We were all paraded, the story was told & then we were gun running for the next hour. |
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July 15th, 2013, 05:14 PM | #3 |
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Name: Tim
Location: Goshen CA
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My favorite is a severe case of anal glaucoma.
As in, I just can't see my ass coming in to work today. |
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July 15th, 2013, 05:15 PM | #4 |
Certified Troublemaker
Name: Teri
Location: Hamilton, NJ
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Haha! That's a classic.
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July 15th, 2013, 07:14 PM | #5 |
Jersey Devil
Name: Daks
Location: Austin, TX
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July 16th, 2013, 02:04 AM | #6 |
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Location: Alexandria, Louisiana
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Employee: I can't come in to work today.
Boss: Why not? Employee: My wife is trying to get pregnant and I'd like to be there when it happens. |
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July 16th, 2013, 02:42 AM | #7 |
Certified Troublemaker
Name: Teri
Location: Hamilton, NJ
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July 17th, 2013, 06:10 PM | #8 |
Jigglin' your Jiglets
Name: Sean
Location: San Jose, Ca
Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 K1300S, 2013 Ninja 300, 2011 Ninja 250R, Faster than Unregistered's ninjette Posts: Too much.
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I broke my leg and need the next 7 months off
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July 18th, 2013, 02:53 AM | #9 |
Certified Troublemaker
Name: Teri
Location: Hamilton, NJ
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What!? Unacceptable! You should have crutched in!
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August 31st, 2013, 10:47 PM | #10 |
ninjette.org newbie
Name: Danielle
Location: western mass
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Best one I've heard:
Employee - "i can't make it in. My car won't start." Boss - "why?" Employee - "I'm not in it" |
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September 1st, 2013, 07:16 AM | #11 |
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Location: Hamilton, NJ
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September 1st, 2013, 09:03 AM | #12 |
ninjette.org certified postwhore
Name: Rick
Location: Alexandria, Louisiana
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Here's one:
Employee - I can't make it in to work. Boss - why? Employee - the weather is so nice I have to ride my Ninja. She's whining. |
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September 3rd, 2013, 05:52 PM | #13 | |
War Hippie
Name: Bob
Location: upper east Tennessee
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On the other hand, if your boss knows what a kunoichi is then he's probably a ninja and you are extra, extra fooked. |
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September 3rd, 2013, 10:07 PM | #14 |
ninjette.org member
Name: Matt
Location: Bali
Join Date: Dec 2010 Motorcycle(s): 1965 Honda S90 , 2010 Ninja 250,2012 Vespa LX 150(Yes,a vespa!) Posts: 177
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True reasons given to me...
I have an interview & today is the only day the other company can schedule it! I am doing 1 week training to see if i like the new job. I must complete a first aid coarse & basic training for new job. My child has a toothache...how old is your child? 18 !! I just put a new septic tank in my home & we have a ceremony today. My sandals were stolen from outside my home last night. All true & all no longer working for me. |
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September 4th, 2013, 03:07 AM | #15 | |
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Name: Rick
Location: Alexandria, Louisiana
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September 4th, 2013, 09:07 PM | #16 |
War Hippie
Name: Bob
Location: upper east Tennessee
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September 5th, 2013, 05:12 AM | #17 |
Certified Troublemaker
Name: Teri
Location: Hamilton, NJ
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