Blonde Jokes...

ManyCavies · January 12th, 2009, 07:15 PM

A blondes house catches on fire and she rans to her neighbors house,
"Help me, help me, my house is on fire can I use your phone?" Neighbors say yes so she calls 911.
Operator: "911 how may I assist you"
Blonde: "My house is on fire, my house is on fire!"
Operator: "Okay ma'am calm down, how can we get to your house?"
Blonde: "The Big Red Truck, DUH!"

BlueTyke · January 12th, 2009, 08:05 PM

Hehe...

So this Blond, on her lunch break, walks up to a soda vending machine. She sticks her dollar in, pushes a button. The can comes down. She takes this and puts it on top of the machine and pulls out another dollar. She puts that dollar into the machine and pushes another button. Can comes out.

Well meanwhile there is a line forming behind the blond as they watch her take out yet another dollar, put it in the machine, push a button and get the can out.

Someone from the back goes "Hurray up and move lady!"

To which the blond promptly replies "Hold your horses I'm still winning!"

ManyCavies · January 12th, 2009, 08:15 PM

Alex · January 12th, 2009, 08:17 PM

A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.

Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.

She showed him the instructions on the tin,

"For best results, put on two coats".

ManyCavies · January 12th, 2009, 08:22 PM

omg

NJD022588 · January 13th, 2009, 03:06 PM

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handy-woman' and started canvassing a nearby well- to-do neighborhood.

She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?"

The blonde, after looking about, responded, "How about $50?"

The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

"You're finished already?" the husband asked.

"Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."

Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her.

"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."

zartan · January 13th, 2009, 07:42 PM

A brunette goes to the doctor, and says, "Doctor I'm hurting all over my body."

"That's odd", replied the doctor, "Show me what you mean"

So the girl takes her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cries in agony and so on.

The doctor says, "You're not a natural brunette are you?"

"No I'm a blonde", she replies.

"I thought so.... your finger is broken.", replies the doctor.

kazam58 · January 13th, 2009, 09:48 PM

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde
came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a
seven-hundred-ten?' !

She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine,
I have lost it and need a new one..'

She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece
had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw
what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her
over to another car which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on
this car?'

She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.'

This is a 710:

Kurosaki · January 14th, 2009, 02:01 AM

Here's my blonde joke.

Blonds r dum lolz

kbye

BlueTyke · January 14th, 2009, 07:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kurosaki

Here's my blonde joke.

Blonds r dum lolz

kbye

Ironic...

ManyCavies · January 14th, 2009, 08:46 AM

Thanks for all the jokes

I was real tired after work yesterday and they lifted my spirits. Keep them coming

BlueTyke · January 14th, 2009, 11:12 AM

How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday

BlueTyke · January 14th, 2009, 11:13 AM

What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?

Pregnant!

FlamingYellowInsanity · January 14th, 2009, 12:15 PM

How do you kill a blond?

Put A scratch-and-sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool!!!

KJohnson21 · January 14th, 2009, 02:24 PM

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.

The Russian said, "We were the first in space!"

The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"

The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"

The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian.

To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!"

BlackKarma · January 14th, 2009, 05:33 PM

So,this blonde calls her boy friend and say's hey,I've got this killer jigsaw puzzle,but I'm having trouble with it.Can you come over and help me?

So,The boy friend goe's over.She tells him it's a picture of a rooster.

The boy friend say's...go back in the kitchen and set down and have a cup of coffee.I'll put the cornflakes back in the box!

workdaddy · January 15th, 2009, 07:58 AM

No words needed.. .Just watch:
LA COUNTY FAIR ADS.... Great Blonde's!

Link to original page on YouTube.

Alex · January 15th, 2009, 09:50 AM

BlueTyke · January 15th, 2009, 11:10 AM

OMG.. Though most were blond that was more of a CA Joke than blond... And even then thats more an LA thing...

CC Cowboy · January 21st, 2009, 06:12 PM

What do you tell a blonde with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice!

BlueTyke · January 21st, 2009, 07:36 PM

How does a blond turn on the lights after having sex?

Opens the car door...

BlueTyke · January 21st, 2009, 07:37 PM

Why did blond woman have bruises around her belly button?

Her boyfriend is blond too...

KJohnson21 · January 21st, 2009, 10:05 PM

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.

Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!"

"NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"

BlueTyke · January 26th, 2009, 02:27 PM

January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels...
Helllloooo! ....bottles won't fit in printer!

March
Got really excited... finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months... Box said '2-4
years!'

April
Trapped on escalator for hours... Power went out!

May
Tried to make Kool-Aid...wrong instructions... 8 cups of water won't fit
into those little packets!

June
Tried to go water skiing... Couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July
Lost breast stroke swimming competition... learned later, the other
swimmers cheated, they used their arms!

August
Got locked out of my car in rain storm... car swamped because soft-top was
open.

September
The capital of California is 'C'... isn't it?

October
Hate M & M's... they are so hard to peel.

November
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.. instructions said 1 hour per pound and I
weigh 108!

December
Couldn't call 911.. 'duh'... there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid
phone! THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR

BlueTyke · January 26th, 2009, 02:28 PM

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female
neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.

She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house.

A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and
again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she
went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again,
marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than
ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, 'Is something wrong?'

To which she replied, 'There certainly is!'

(Are you ready? This is a beauty...)

"My stupid computer keeps telling me, 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL!'

Viper-Byte · January 26th, 2009, 02:44 PM

LOL, Blonde jokes are always great

A plane is on its way to Detroit when a blonde woman in economy class gets up and moves into an open seat in the first class section.

The flight attendant watches her do this, and politely informs the woman that she must sit in economy class because that's the type of ticket she paid for.

The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Detroit and I'm staying right here."

After repeated attempts and no success at convincing the woman to move, the flight attendant goes into the cockpit and informs the pilot and co-piolet that there's a blonde bimbo sitting in first class who refuses to go back to her proper seat. The co-pilot goes back to the woman and explains why she needs to move, but once again the woman replies by saying, "I'm blonde, I'm beatiful, I'm going to Detroit and I'm staying right here."

The co-pilot returns to the cockpit and suggests that perhaps they should have the arrival gate call the police and have the woman arrested when they land. The pilot says, "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde." He goes back to the woman and whispers quietly in her ear, and she says, "Oh, I'm sorry," then quickly moves back to her seat in economy class.

The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and ask him what he said to get her to move back to economy without causing any fuss.

"I told her first class isn't going to Detroit."

BlueTyke · January 26th, 2009, 02:52 PM

I have heard that one... Without the Co-pilot though.

OldGuy · January 26th, 2009, 06:19 PM

Blonde wife is listening to the weather report and they announce 6-8 inches of snow is expected during the night and alternate side parking rule is in effect - move all cars to the odd side of the street.

Three nights later new storm comes through. Forecasters say 10-12 inches this time. Alternate side parking rule is in effect - move cars to even side of street.

Sunday, BIG storm coming. As the blonde listens to the weather report they announce another alternate parking rule is in effect - move cars to [power outage occurs - no TV no Radio]

Blonde turns to husband - what should I do, I don't know what side of the street to move the car to.

Husband replies - Honey, why don't you just leave the car in the garage tonight.

KJohnson21 · January 26th, 2009, 06:43 PM

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.

Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"

"HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the blonde. "They're watch dogs!"

BlueTyke · January 26th, 2009, 07:07 PM

Lol!

zartan · January 27th, 2009, 01:28 AM

you guys are crackin me up!

Ninjabunny · January 29th, 2009, 07:52 PM

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde are on a jewelry heist. As they are climbing out the jewelry store window, two cops notice them. They start running down the alley and see a dumpster.

"Quick girls! Get in the dumpster!" said the brunette.

The police caught up a few seconds later.

"Hey did you hear something? I think I heard something." the first cop said just feet away from the dumpster.

"NO MAN NO THEY WENT THIS WAY! YOU PROBABLY JUST HEARD SOME STRAYS!" said the other cop.

The three robbers look at each other, in agreement of how to get these cops off their tails.

The brunette says, "arf......."

The redhead says,"meow.........."

The blonde says, "POTATO."

(That one's for those of you that have my weirdo sense of humor.)

KJohnson21 · February 4th, 2009, 02:01 PM

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"

She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"

BlueTyke · February 4th, 2009, 02:13 PM

That is a legit question I mean seriously. If it was on I don't think I would be able to hear anyone calling my name. I can barely hear my name being called when I am using the vac let alone inside it... Sheesh

KJohnson21 · February 6th, 2009, 01:31 PM

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"

BlueTyke · February 6th, 2009, 04:03 PM

Hehe!

xTKx · February 12th, 2009, 05:29 PM

A blonde woman and her boyfriend decide to go see a ventrelaquist act one night. Dismayed the boyfriend looked at his girlfriend as she had hardly cracked a smile all night. The woman continued to sit through the "blonde" routine with as much patience as she could. Finally, after she could take no more she stood up--

"I am sick and tired of your insensitivity and disregard for another person's feelings! You stereotype an entire group of women based on a few boneheads that you've encountered and, frankly sir, I'm sure I wouldn't speak for just myself when I say I've had enough of your ignorant act!"

Stunned, the ventrelaquist looks at the woman and begins to stutter "I'm.....I'm ... Sorry ma'am"

The blonde woman looks at the man and says "Shut up, I'm not talking to you! I'm talking to that idiot on your lap!"

ninjabrewer · February 12th, 2009, 11:31 PM

delvey91 · February 13th, 2009, 01:35 PM

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. 'Do you still wanna tell that joke?'

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, 'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

BlueTyke · February 13th, 2009, 01:45 PM

Hehehe

January 12th, 2009, 07:15 PM	#1
ManyCavies ninjette.org sage Name: Crissy Location: Indio, CA Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): . . . . . . . 2000 Suzuki Intruder VS800 "Suzi", 2008 Kawasaki Ninja EX250 "Yoshi" Posts: 507	Blonde Jokes... A blondes house catches on fire and she rans to her neighbors house, "Help me, help me, my house is on fire can I use your phone?" Neighbors say yes so she calls 911. Operator: "911 how may I assist you" Blonde: "My house is on fire, my house is on fire!" Operator: "Okay ma'am calm down, how can we get to your house?" Blonde: "The Big Red Truck, DUH!" __________________________________________________ GO GREEN!! GOT MY PINK ON!!

January 12th, 2009, 08:05 PM	#2
BlueTyke So slow I'm first! Name: Sunny Location: San Jose, CA Join Date: Oct 2008 Motorcycle(s): 06 Kawasaki Ninja EX250 Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 10	Hehe... So this Blond, on her lunch break, walks up to a soda vending machine. She sticks her dollar in, pushes a button. The can comes down. She takes this and puts it on top of the machine and pulls out another dollar. She puts that dollar into the machine and pushes another button. Can comes out. Well meanwhile there is a line forming behind the blond as they watch her take out yet another dollar, put it in the machine, push a button and get the can out. Someone from the back goes "Hurray up and move lady!" To which the blond promptly replies "Hold your horses I'm still winning!" __________________________________________________ Learn from the mistakes of others, you cannot make them all yourself. Save yourself the trouble and Learn.

January 12th, 2009, 08:15 PM	#3
ManyCavies ninjette.org sage Name: Crissy Location: Indio, CA Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): . . . . . . . 2000 Suzuki Intruder VS800 "Suzi", 2008 Kawasaki Ninja EX250 "Yoshi" Posts: 507	__________________________________________________ GO GREEN!! GOT MY PINK ON!!

January 12th, 2009, 08:17 PM	#4
Alex ninjette.org dude Name: 1 guess :-) Location: SF Bay Area Join Date: Jun 2008 Motorcycle(s): '13 Ninja 300 (white, the fastest color!), '13 R1200RT, '14 CRF250L, '12 TT-R125LE Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 7	A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket. Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall. She showed him the instructions on the tin, "For best results, put on two coats". __________________________________________________ Montgomery Street Motorcycle Club / cal24.com / crf250l.org / ninjette.org ninjette.org Terms of Service Shopping for motorcycle parts or equipment? Come here first. The friendliest Ninja 250R/300/400 forum on the internet! (especially Unregistered)

January 12th, 2009, 08:22 PM	#5
ManyCavies ninjette.org sage Name: Crissy Location: Indio, CA Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): . . . . . . . 2000 Suzuki Intruder VS800 "Suzi", 2008 Kawasaki Ninja EX250 "Yoshi" Posts: 507	omg __________________________________________________ GO GREEN!! GOT MY PINK ON!!

January 13th, 2009, 03:06 PM	#6
NJD022588 ============ Name: Nick Location: Occoquan, VA Join Date: Nov 2008 Motorcycle(s): '09 Ninja 250R Posts: 518	A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handy-woman' and started canvassing a nearby well- to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?" The blonde, after looking about, responded, "How about $50?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" the husband asked. "Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her. "And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."

January 13th, 2009, 07:42 PM	#7
zartan ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: zartan Location: spam la Join Date: Oct 2008 Motorcycle(s): 08 250 R Posts: A lot.	A brunette goes to the doctor, and says, "Doctor I'm hurting all over my body." "That's odd", replied the doctor, "Show me what you mean" So the girl takes her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cries in agony and so on. The doctor says, "You're not a natural brunette are you?" "No I'm a blonde", she replies. "I thought so.... your finger is broken.", replies the doctor. __________________________________________________ "Don't let adverse facts stand in the way of a good decision" Colin Powell

January 13th, 2009, 09:48 PM	#8
kazam58 Sarcasm: Yea that'll work Name: Andy Location: Essex Jct, VT Join Date: Dec 2008 Motorcycle(s): '08 Ninja 250R Posts: 330	A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?' ! She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..' She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?' She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.' This is a 710:

January 14th, 2009, 02:01 AM	#9
Kurosaki Akai Suisei - 赤い彗星 Name: Joseph Location: socal Join Date: Nov 2008 Motorcycle(s): 08 Kurosaki 250, 09 Honda 600RawrRawr Posts: 540	Here's my blonde joke. Blonds r dum lolz kbye

January 14th, 2009, 08:46 AM	#11
ManyCavies ninjette.org sage Name: Crissy Location: Indio, CA Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): . . . . . . . 2000 Suzuki Intruder VS800 "Suzi", 2008 Kawasaki Ninja EX250 "Yoshi" Posts: 507	Thanks for all the jokes I was real tired after work yesterday and they lifted my spirits. Keep them coming __________________________________________________ GO GREEN!! GOT MY PINK ON!!

January 14th, 2009, 11:12 AM	#12
BlueTyke So slow I'm first! Name: Sunny Location: San Jose, CA Join Date: Oct 2008 Motorcycle(s): 06 Kawasaki Ninja EX250 Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 10	How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday? Tell her a joke on a Monday __________________________________________________ Learn from the mistakes of others, you cannot make them all yourself. Save yourself the trouble and Learn.

January 14th, 2009, 11:13 AM	#13
BlueTyke So slow I'm first! Name: Sunny Location: San Jose, CA Join Date: Oct 2008 Motorcycle(s): 06 Kawasaki Ninja EX250 Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 10	What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant! __________________________________________________ Learn from the mistakes of others, you cannot make them all yourself. Save yourself the trouble and Learn.

January 14th, 2009, 12:15 PM	#14
FlamingYellowInsanity Too sexy for roadrash Name: Travis Location: SoCal Join Date: Aug 2008 Motorcycle(s): 2004 Ninja 250, 2007 Lance GS-R 150 (racing modified scooter), 1980 Honda CB750K project Posts: 89	How do you kill a blond? Put A scratch-and-sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool!!! __________________________________________________ I'm too sexy to get roadrash, that is why I wear my gear all the time. If you are not as sexy as me, then maybe you can get away without it. ~Unofficial ninjette.org fish smacker~

January 14th, 2009, 02:24 PM	#15
KJohnson21 ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Ken Location: Indio, CA Join Date: Dec 2008 Motorcycle(s): '08 Kawasaki EX250 "Yoshi", '99 Kawasaki Concours "Grace", '06 Concours "Belle", '06 Yamaha YZF600R "Slick" Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 3	A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!" The American said, "We were the first on the moon!" The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!" The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian. To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!" __________________________________________________ < ATGATT > Sweat you can wipe off, Road rash you can't. HEY!! Unregistered!! Does your bike have a name?

January 14th, 2009, 05:33 PM	#16
BlackKarma ninjette.org member Name: Ronin Location: East Tennessee Join Date: Dec 2008 Motorcycle(s): 2004 Chrome Yellow Ninja 250 Posts: 50	So,this blonde calls her boy friend and say's hey,I've got this killer jigsaw puzzle,but I'm having trouble with it.Can you come over and help me? So,The boy friend goe's over.She tells him it's a picture of a rooster. The boy friend say's...go back in the kitchen and set down and have a cup of coffee.I'll put the cornflakes back in the box! __________________________________________________ Well, either you're part of the problem, part of the solution,.....or you're just part of the landscape. - lndeed. "Hatzofeh Lifnei Hamahaneh"

January 15th, 2009, 07:58 AM	#17
workdaddy WORKDADDY Name: Dave Location: slc utah Join Date: Nov 2008 Motorcycle(s): 2008 ninja 2fitty Posts: 112	No words needed.. .Just watch: LA COUNTY FAIR ADS.... Great Blonde's! Link to original page on YouTube. Link to original page on YouTube. Link to original page on YouTube. Link to original page on YouTube.

January 15th, 2009, 09:50 AM	#18
Alex ninjette.org dude Name: 1 guess :-) Location: SF Bay Area Join Date: Jun 2008 Motorcycle(s): '13 Ninja 300 (white, the fastest color!), '13 R1200RT, '14 CRF250L, '12 TT-R125LE Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 7	__________________________________________________ Montgomery Street Motorcycle Club / cal24.com / crf250l.org / ninjette.org ninjette.org Terms of Service Shopping for motorcycle parts or equipment? Come here first. The friendliest Ninja 250R/300/400 forum on the internet! (especially Unregistered)

January 15th, 2009, 11:10 AM	#19
BlueTyke So slow I'm first! Name: Sunny Location: San Jose, CA Join Date: Oct 2008 Motorcycle(s): 06 Kawasaki Ninja EX250 Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 10	OMG.. Though most were blond that was more of a CA Joke than blond... And even then thats more an LA thing... __________________________________________________ Learn from the mistakes of others, you cannot make them all yourself. Save yourself the trouble and Learn.

January 21st, 2009, 06:12 PM	#20
CC Cowboy ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Whodat Location: Ware Is.,MA Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): I pass the wind! Posts: A lot. MOTM - Mar '13, Jun '14	What do you tell a blonde with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice!

January 21st, 2009, 07:36 PM	#21
BlueTyke So slow I'm first! Name: Sunny Location: San Jose, CA Join Date: Oct 2008 Motorcycle(s): 06 Kawasaki Ninja EX250 Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 10	How does a blond turn on the lights after having sex? Opens the car door... __________________________________________________ Learn from the mistakes of others, you cannot make them all yourself. Save yourself the trouble and Learn.

January 21st, 2009, 07:37 PM	#22
BlueTyke So slow I'm first! Name: Sunny Location: San Jose, CA Join Date: Oct 2008 Motorcycle(s): 06 Kawasaki Ninja EX250 Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 10	Why did blond woman have bruises around her belly button? Her boyfriend is blond too... __________________________________________________ Learn from the mistakes of others, you cannot make them all yourself. Save yourself the trouble and Learn.

January 21st, 2009, 10:05 PM	#23
KJohnson21 ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Ken Location: Indio, CA Join Date: Dec 2008 Motorcycle(s): '08 Kawasaki EX250 "Yoshi", '99 Kawasaki Concours "Grace", '06 Concours "Belle", '06 Yamaha YZF600R "Slick" Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 3	A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!" "NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!" __________________________________________________ < ATGATT > Sweat you can wipe off, Road rash you can't. HEY!! Unregistered!! Does your bike have a name?

January 26th, 2009, 02:27 PM	#24
BlueTyke So slow I'm first! Name: Sunny Location: San Jose, CA Join Date: Oct 2008 Motorcycle(s): 06 Kawasaki Ninja EX250 Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 10	Blonde Year in Review January Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels... Helllloooo! ....bottles won't fit in printer! March Got really excited... finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months... Box said '2-4 years!' April Trapped on escalator for hours... Power went out! May Tried to make Kool-Aid...wrong instructions... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets! June Tried to go water skiing... Couldn't find a lake with a slope. July Lost breast stroke swimming competition... learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms! August Got locked out of my car in rain storm... car swamped because soft-top was open. September The capital of California is 'C'... isn't it? October Hate M & M's... they are so hard to peel. November Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.. instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108! December Couldn't call 911.. 'duh'... there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone! THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR __________________________________________________ Learn from the mistakes of others, you cannot make them all yourself. Save yourself the trouble and Learn.

January 26th, 2009, 02:28 PM	#25
BlueTyke So slow I'm first! Name: Sunny Location: San Jose, CA Join Date: Oct 2008 Motorcycle(s): 06 Kawasaki Ninja EX250 Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 10	A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house. A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, 'Is something wrong?' To which she replied, 'There certainly is!' (Are you ready? This is a beauty...) "My stupid computer keeps telling me, 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL!' __________________________________________________ Learn from the mistakes of others, you cannot make them all yourself. Save yourself the trouble and Learn.

January 26th, 2009, 02:44 PM	#26
Viper-Byte ninjette.org sage Name: David Location: Wellington, New Zealand Join Date: Dec 2008 Motorcycle(s): 08 Ninja 250R in Green! (Sold) Now 2011 Triumph Daytona 675 SE Posts: 564	LOL, Blonde jokes are always great A plane is on its way to Detroit when a blonde woman in economy class gets up and moves into an open seat in the first class section. The flight attendant watches her do this, and politely informs the woman that she must sit in economy class because that's the type of ticket she paid for. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Detroit and I'm staying right here." After repeated attempts and no success at convincing the woman to move, the flight attendant goes into the cockpit and informs the pilot and co-piolet that there's a blonde bimbo sitting in first class who refuses to go back to her proper seat. The co-pilot goes back to the woman and explains why she needs to move, but once again the woman replies by saying, "I'm blonde, I'm beatiful, I'm going to Detroit and I'm staying right here." The co-pilot returns to the cockpit and suggests that perhaps they should have the arrival gate call the police and have the woman arrested when they land. The pilot says, "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde." He goes back to the woman and whispers quietly in her ear, and she says, "Oh, I'm sorry," then quickly moves back to her seat in economy class. The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and ask him what he said to get her to move back to economy without causing any fuss. "I told her first class isn't going to Detroit."

January 26th, 2009, 02:52 PM	#27
BlueTyke So slow I'm first! Name: Sunny Location: San Jose, CA Join Date: Oct 2008 Motorcycle(s): 06 Kawasaki Ninja EX250 Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 10	I have heard that one... Without the Co-pilot though. __________________________________________________ Learn from the mistakes of others, you cannot make them all yourself. Save yourself the trouble and Learn.

January 26th, 2009, 06:19 PM	#28
OldGuy Live Life Name: Don Location: Lincoln, NE Join Date: Nov 2008 Motorcycle(s): 2009 Green SE Ninja 250 Posts: A lot.	Blonde wife is listening to the weather report and they announce 6-8 inches of snow is expected during the night and alternate side parking rule is in effect - move all cars to the odd side of the street. Three nights later new storm comes through. Forecasters say 10-12 inches this time. Alternate side parking rule is in effect - move cars to even side of street. Sunday, BIG storm coming. As the blonde listens to the weather report they announce another alternate parking rule is in effect - move cars to [power outage occurs - no TV no Radio] Blonde turns to husband - what should I do, I don't know what side of the street to move the car to. Husband replies - Honey, why don't you just leave the car in the garage tonight. __________________________________________________ - ATGATT - Scorpion EX700 Hi-Vis Helmet, First Gear MeshTek 3.0 Jacket, TourMaster Transition 2 Jacket and Flex Pants, Sidi Doha boots

January 26th, 2009, 06:43 PM	#29
KJohnson21 ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Ken Location: Indio, CA Join Date: Dec 2008 Motorcycle(s): '08 Kawasaki EX250 "Yoshi", '99 Kawasaki Concours "Grace", '06 Concours "Belle", '06 Yamaha YZF600R "Slick" Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 3	A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?" "HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the blonde. "They're watch dogs!" __________________________________________________ < ATGATT > Sweat you can wipe off, Road rash you can't. HEY!! Unregistered!! Does your bike have a name?

January 26th, 2009, 07:07 PM	#30
BlueTyke So slow I'm first! Name: Sunny Location: San Jose, CA Join Date: Oct 2008 Motorcycle(s): 06 Kawasaki Ninja EX250 Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 10	Lol! __________________________________________________ Learn from the mistakes of others, you cannot make them all yourself. Save yourself the trouble and Learn.

January 27th, 2009, 01:28 AM	#31
zartan ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: zartan Location: spam la Join Date: Oct 2008 Motorcycle(s): 08 250 R Posts: A lot.	you guys are crackin me up! __________________________________________________ "Don't let adverse facts stand in the way of a good decision" Colin Powell

January 29th, 2009, 07:52 PM	#32
Ninjabunny NinjaBunny Name: Liz Location: somewhere over the hill Join Date: Dec 2008 Motorcycle(s): Ninja 250 Posts: 26	Blonde Robbers A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde are on a jewelry heist. As they are climbing out the jewelry store window, two cops notice them. They start running down the alley and see a dumpster. "Quick girls! Get in the dumpster!" said the brunette. The police caught up a few seconds later. "Hey did you hear something? I think I heard something." the first cop said just feet away from the dumpster. "NO MAN NO THEY WENT THIS WAY! YOU PROBABLY JUST HEARD SOME STRAYS!" said the other cop. The three robbers look at each other, in agreement of how to get these cops off their tails. The brunette says, "arf......." The redhead says,"meow.........." The blonde says, "POTATO." (That one's for those of you that have my weirdo sense of humor.)

February 4th, 2009, 02:01 PM	#33
KJohnson21 ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Ken Location: Indio, CA Join Date: Dec 2008 Motorcycle(s): '08 Kawasaki EX250 "Yoshi", '99 Kawasaki Concours "Grace", '06 Concours "Belle", '06 Yamaha YZF600R "Slick" Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 3	A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?" __________________________________________________ < ATGATT > Sweat you can wipe off, Road rash you can't. HEY!! Unregistered!! Does your bike have a name?

February 4th, 2009, 02:13 PM	#34
BlueTyke So slow I'm first! Name: Sunny Location: San Jose, CA Join Date: Oct 2008 Motorcycle(s): 06 Kawasaki Ninja EX250 Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 10	That is a legit question I mean seriously. If it was on I don't think I would be able to hear anyone calling my name. I can barely hear my name being called when I am using the vac let alone inside it... Sheesh __________________________________________________ Learn from the mistakes of others, you cannot make them all yourself. Save yourself the trouble and Learn.

February 6th, 2009, 01:31 PM	#35
KJohnson21 ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Ken Location: Indio, CA Join Date: Dec 2008 Motorcycle(s): '08 Kawasaki EX250 "Yoshi", '99 Kawasaki Concours "Grace", '06 Concours "Belle", '06 Yamaha YZF600R "Slick" Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 3	A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!" __________________________________________________ < ATGATT > Sweat you can wipe off, Road rash you can't. HEY!! Unregistered!! Does your bike have a name?

February 6th, 2009, 04:03 PM	#36
BlueTyke So slow I'm first! Name: Sunny Location: San Jose, CA Join Date: Oct 2008 Motorcycle(s): 06 Kawasaki Ninja EX250 Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 10	Hehe! __________________________________________________ Learn from the mistakes of others, you cannot make them all yourself. Save yourself the trouble and Learn.