why I ride

Rifleman · June 5th, 2015, 05:57 AM

it never fails.

on the way home yesterday I'm making a right turn past some stopped on coming cars waiting to make a left hand turn.

When some 20 something hotness gives me a thumbs up from one of the cars as I pass...

if only she knew under all that gear was a grey hair old guy...

Yes some "elderly" do ride purple and yellow 600cc rockets of crotch, and if you listen carefully, you can hear the knees creak over the rumble from the Yosh RS3's

DEFY · June 5th, 2015, 06:07 AM

Another rider perhaps, doesn't mean she wants to jump your bones or perhaps could, did you ask her lol !?

Rifleman · June 5th, 2015, 06:28 AM

no, didn't stop... Bones jumping dismissed out of hand. I'm sure a conversation about motorcycles over a cup of coffee (or perhaps a Cosmo and a nice single malt) was a possibility... until the helmet came off.

I'm pretty sure what ever movie was playing in her head, was more Paul Walker "Fast and Furious" and less Kevin Kline "Las Vegas"

CC Cowboy · June 5th, 2015, 06:35 AM

She was just being polite as she thought, "look at that old buzzard thinking he's young and hot. I'll make his day and give him a thumbs up (as she is secretly thinking, I hope he makes it home in one piece)".

Rifleman · June 5th, 2015, 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by CC Cowboy

She was just being polite as she thought, "look at that old buzzard thinking he's young and hot. I'll make his day and give him a thumbs up (as she is secretly thinking, I hope he makes it home in one piece)".

LittleRedNinjette · June 5th, 2015, 08:09 AM

dcj13 · June 5th, 2015, 01:27 PM

Ride faster! Middle age is catching up!

Snake · June 5th, 2015, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by CC Cowboy

She was just being polite as she thought, "look at that old buzzard thinking he's young and hot. I'll make his day and give him a thumbs up (as she is secretly thinking, I hope he makes it home in one piece)".

Wow! Is that what there really thinking? All this time I thought it was because I look hot in my gear.

cbinker · June 5th, 2015, 10:47 PM

your balls must have been dragging on the right side.

MrAtom · June 5th, 2015, 11:41 PM

It's a dick magnet not a chick magnet, yo.

spooph · June 18th, 2015, 08:44 AM

It's not the bike or the hair, it's the abs!

Rifleman · June 18th, 2015, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by spooph

It's not the bike or the hair, it's the abs!

or as my daughter says, "Flabs", better watch it dad, you may have a flab-u-lanche

antiant · June 19th, 2015, 05:49 AM

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Originally Posted by MrAtom

It's a dick magnet not a chick magnet, yo.

It's both!

MrAtom · June 21st, 2015, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by antiant

It's both!

If you're into girls who hate their dad, yeah. It's also a pretty damn cool first date, but other than that, nah.

antiant · June 21st, 2015, 09:22 PM

You're doing it wrong.

MrAtom · June 22nd, 2015, 04:09 AM

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Originally Posted by antiant

You're doing it wrong.

Well, maybe. My bike doesn't really provide much sex appeal. The seat's made of duct tape and I've made no attempt at cleaning up my wiring.

Sirref · June 27th, 2015, 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by MrAtom

Well, maybe. My bike doesn't really provide much sex appeal. The seat's made of duct tape and I've made no attempt at cleaning up my wiring.

case in point

reggae5 · July 6th, 2015, 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snake

Wow! Is that what there really thinking? All this time I thought it was because I look hot in my gear.

I know I do..but that's because its Florida

June 5th, 2015, 05:57 AM	#1
Rifleman Old and slow Name: Lohman Location: Aiken, S.C. Join Date: May 2014 Motorcycle(s): Suzuki TL1000R, Honda CBR600F3, Ninja 250 Posts: 889	why I ride it never fails. on the way home yesterday I'm making a right turn past some stopped on coming cars waiting to make a left hand turn. When some 20 something hotness gives me a thumbs up from one of the cars as I pass... if only she knew under all that gear was a grey hair old guy... Yes some "elderly" do ride purple and yellow 600cc rockets of crotch, and if you listen carefully, you can hear the knees creak over the rumble from the Yosh RS3's __________________________________________________

June 5th, 2015, 06:07 AM	#2
DEFY ᗧ•••ᗣ•ᗣᗣ•••ᗣ Name: Nick Location: NY Join Date: Nov 2013 Motorcycle(s): 2009 Ninja 250R and 2014 Triumph 675R Posts: A lot.	Another rider perhaps, doesn't mean she wants to jump your bones or perhaps could, did you ask her lol !? __________________________________________________ Spoiler for topic: It might just be the [you] tag

June 5th, 2015, 06:28 AM	#3
Rifleman Old and slow Name: Lohman Location: Aiken, S.C. Join Date: May 2014 Motorcycle(s): Suzuki TL1000R, Honda CBR600F3, Ninja 250 Posts: 889	no, didn't stop... Bones jumping dismissed out of hand. I'm sure a conversation about motorcycles over a cup of coffee (or perhaps a Cosmo and a nice single malt) was a possibility... until the helmet came off. I'm pretty sure what ever movie was playing in her head, was more Paul Walker "Fast and Furious" and less Kevin Kline "Las Vegas" __________________________________________________

June 5th, 2015, 06:35 AM	#4
CC Cowboy ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Whodat Location: Ware Is.,MA Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): I pass the wind! Posts: A lot. MOTM - Mar '13, Jun '14	She was just being polite as she thought, "look at that old buzzard thinking he's young and hot. I'll make his day and give him a thumbs up (as she is secretly thinking, I hope he makes it home in one piece)". __________________________________________________ If everything seems under control; you're just not going fast enough!
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June 5th, 2015, 08:09 AM	#6
LittleRedNinjette Certified Troublemaker Name: Teri Location: Hamilton, NJ Join Date: Oct 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2006 Ninja 250r "Pikachu", 2017 Ninja 650 "Epona" Posts: A lot. MOTM - Aug '13, Aug '14, Feb '17	__________________________________________________ Raven's Rejuvenation A bruise is a lesson... and each lesson makes us better...

June 5th, 2015, 01:27 PM	#7
dcj13 Participant Name: Dave Location: South of Seattle Join Date: Oct 2012 Motorcycle(s): '94 K75 std Posts: Too much. MOTM - Aug '15	Ride faster! Middle age is catching up!

June 5th, 2015, 10:47 PM	#9
cbinker Track Clown Name: Chris Location: Kingman, AZ Join Date: May 2012 Motorcycle(s): '08 250R, 21 MV F3 800, Kawasaki 400 build Posts: A lot. MOTM - Sep '15	your balls must have been dragging on the right side. __________________________________________________ TEAM ALFALFA www.apexassassins.com

June 5th, 2015, 11:41 PM	#10
MrAtom . Name: . Location: . Join Date: Aug 2014 Motorcycle(s): . Posts: A lot. MOTM - July '15	It's a dick magnet not a chick magnet, yo.

June 18th, 2015, 08:44 AM	#11
spooph ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Spooph Location: Golden, CO Join Date: Jul 2010 Motorcycle(s): '08 Ninja 250R Posts: A lot. MOTM - Oct '15	It's not the bike or the hair, it's the abs! __________________________________________________ My therapist has 2 wheels and a seat. If you are ever in doubt to my tone, please refer to my avatar.

June 21st, 2015, 09:22 PM	#15
antiant antiant Name: antiant Location: Cali Join Date: Aug 2012 Motorcycle(s): None Posts: A lot. MOTM - Oct '14	You're doing it wrong.

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