How do YOU adjust the junk?

[Finesse]

Bahahahahaha. 18 year old male humans.

[nickjpass]

Bahahaaha more muscle mass



I swear I've become less mature as the years have gone on...

[Kscreations08]

Originally Posted by Finesse

one time I was riding with my friend and we rode for like 45 minutes without having to stop and put our feet down. when I finally stopped I realized I hadn't moved my ass on the seat even half an inch, and it was almost like my parts down there had fallen asleep. weeeeird. I have no idea what he was going through.

Haven;t had much experience with my lady parts tingling but I would assume it was vibration. Nick should get a kick out of that thought process.

[nickjpass]

Originally Posted by Kscreations08

Haven;t had much experience with my lady parts tingling but I would assume it was vibration. Nick should get a kick out of that thought process.

Please use the the @ tag so that forums members can know when you're mentioning lady parts...

[Finesse]

oh btw it's totally false that girls like bike vibrations. for so many reasons. but no. we dont get off when we sit on the back of your bike. -_______-

wait.. if someone else does.. please enlighten me....

[Kscreations08]

Originally Posted by nickjpass

Please use the the @ tag so that forums members can know when you're mentioning lady parts...

I figured you would see the comment anyway

Originally Posted by Finesse

oh btw it's totally false that girls like bike vibrations. for so many reasons. but no. we dont get off when we sit on the back of your bike. -_______-

wait.. if someone else does.. please enlighten me....

I was trying to find a discreet way of asking about this. Curiosity cured. Thanks

[nickjpass]

Well I don't like it every time I move down or up my seat, not every time...

Joking aside. Good that would be weird...ish...lol

[nickjpass]

@Finesse doesn't GAF. She mentions boobies and vibrations in the SAME thread ...we should all learn from her.

[Finesse]

I could get more detailed but you're only 18 and this is adult themed hahaha. I've been driving around mid conversation and if I see a bike that sounds good, that's way more distracting than just sitting on a 250... lawl

[nickjpass]

Distracted driving is poor driving.

[Finesse]

but I heard a ducati, MUST find it!!!!!

[nickjpass]

I admit the rumble is cool, but I hate the crappy sound of the engines. So much ticking !!!!

I prefer a triple or screaming i4..

[Finesse]

I prefer my new sv650 with yoshi exhaust

[nickjpass]

What about a nude zx6r with a Yoshi ? Deep rumble down low, screams above 10k!!

[Finesse]

screams EXPENSIVE INSURANCE

lol you should see my riding position on a supersport. my chin is on the tank, my ass takes up 1/4 of the seat, I'm doing the chicken dance trying to get my elbows around the tank and stretching my arms and back forward to reach the bars, and dangling my legs... it's reeeeal cute...

[nickjpass]

I don't mind it

[Finesse]

lol I look like I'm trying to rape the tank with my stomach when I sit on a zx6r... you look comfy

[nickjpass]

I was too close too the tank and my wrists are bent. Bad bp. Lol

I love this bike versus other bikes I've sat on.

[Daks]

Originally Posted by Finesse

oh btw it's totally false that girls like bike vibrations. for so many reasons. but no. we dont get off when we sit on the back of your bike. -_______-

wait.. if someone else does.. please enlighten me....

If I'm getting off, it's on my own bike in the twisties, gotta get right up on that gas tank. Having some smelly kid between that just ruins the experience.


Bikes are great. Ride 'em and lock them in the garage. And way lower maintenance than any of my exes.

[CZroe]

@nickjpass

*clearsthroat*

"Boobs"

That is all.

[Worldtraveller]

Originally Posted by nickjpass

Bahahaaha more muscle mass



I swear I've become less mature as the years have gone on...

I keep getting older, but I refuse to grow up.....

[Worldtraveller]

Originally Posted by Finesse

lol I look like I'm trying to rape the tank with my stomach when I sit on a zx6r... you look comfy

I might have missed...but are you about 5'2"? My wife has the same problem on most SS bikes. Reminds me of the ewok on the speeder bike in "Return of the Jedi".

[Finesse]

^I'm 5'5. but I also weigh 105lb so I'm pretty sure the forks on the zx6r are bigger than my legs. as you can see I am on the petite side....... lol @ my leg compared to the frame

[nickjpass]

Your facial expression



be careful with those tattered jeans...you don't want them getting caught in the chain.

[Finesse]

hahahaha. It was my first time riding the bike other than the test ride. This face followed a very expressive 'IT'S SO FAST' statement...

Oooooh yeah that would suck. Fortunately my jeans are nowhere near the chain when my feet are up. Also, chain guard is going on asap

[nickjpass]

Anything loose on a bike is no good !!

[spldbrt]

Originally Posted by CC Cowboy

I tuck mine in my boot.

LMFAO

[Ninjinsky]

[nickjpass]

Originally Posted by Ninjinsky

image above

not sure about the heel or ankle protection

[spooph]

Originally Posted by Finesse

this is my favorite thread ever.

one time I was riding with my friend and we rode for like 45 minutes without having to stop and put our feet down. when I finally stopped I realized I hadn't moved my ass on the seat even half an inch, and it was almost like my parts down there had fallen asleep. weeeeird.

Although I have different parts, this too has happened to me...

When it does, I panic for a moment wondering where everything went... That usually causes me to stop paying attention just long enough to need to brake really hard to avoid a collision, being that understandably my attention was on finding my bits.... and... this rapid deceleration then usually result in an impact between the gas tank and the general area where just a few moments before I doubted the existence of conjectured bits, after which conjecture is traded for fact that yes, indeed, they are still present, in a very real and awe inspiring way. Awe inspiring, because how can nerves go so numb one second, and wake up so violently the next...

[NevadaWolf]

*wanders into thread... Reads a bit.... Backs out very slowly*

[Rifleman]

Originally Posted by Blystr842

try lacey boy shorts from Victoria's Secret. hold firmly, super comfortable, yet breathe easily.... if you don't mind your cheeks hanging out a bit

I think his secret... is also Victoria's Secret

[Rifleman]

Originally Posted by nickjpass

I admit the rumble is cool, but I hate the crappy sound of the engines. So much ticking !!!!

I prefer a triple or screaming i4..

Bah, that ticking is to warn you... much like the ticking of a bomb

screaming i4?!?! who wants a winey inliney, unda their hiney?

[spldbrt]

Originally Posted by spc2125

I actually was going to put it there, but was afraid it wouldnt be welcomed there.

Posing a twist to the question...

What if you have a passenger?

Funny you should mention that...I sometimes ride with Hubby and when he stands on the pegs to "jiggle" I "fix" his jeans for him my brother was riding behind us the other day and almost went off the road laughing LOL It's in my best interest to ensure the boys are comfy

[spldbrt]

Originally Posted by miss_syn

I found wearing tight shirts helps keep the girls in place.

Oh wait you mean balls. :-P

I've often thought a sports bra would be beneficial on some back country roads, you know the kind...more cracks than asphalt, grass growing up through them

[CC Cowboy]

Originally Posted by spldbrt

I've often thought a sports bra would be beneficial on some back country roads, you know the kind...more cracks than asphalt, grass growing up through them

I've never seen a sports bar with grass growing up throught it much less cracks and asphalt. It sounds very uncomfortable.

[spldbrt]

Originally Posted by CC Cowboy

I've never seen a sports bar with grass growing up throught it much less cracks and asphalt. It sounds very uncomfortable.

You haven't?? Must be another "Canada thing"

[LittleRedNinjette]

Originally Posted by NevadaWolf

*wanders into thread... Reads a bit.... Backs out very slowly*

Come back! Its been very entertaining in here!

[spc2125]

Jeez, I go away for the summer and come back to this nonsense....


But I digress, the reason I came back to this thread was again share my experience...

Skinny jeans does not solve the problem because IF (more like WHEN) the boys go outside the year, its harder to bring them back into place because everything is so tight.

I've just gotten to the point that I dont give two shizz anymore and just will adjust my junk while riding/stop light even if there are people beside me. I give a show to the people...

But good idea about passenger lending a hand. Will def have to try that out next time I offer a ride to a hottie :bowchicawowwow:

Side note: I gotta remember to keep my knees tight to the tank. Banged my balls so hard the other day that I had to pull over and take a breather. YOUCHIE WA WA.

[Finesse]

If a guy in full gear on a nice bike pulled up next to me at a stop light and 'adjusted his junk' in a non perverty way and turned around and gave me the 'perfect' hand gesture... that might be the hottest thing ever. Assuming the gear is black Alpinestars leather and a helmet with a cool asymmetrical design and the bike is a custom painted 2005 ZX6R with Yoshi exhaust and ...... yea Ima stop now