February 28th, 2011, 08:51 PM | #1 |
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Name: john
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Wife needs help
Hi , I really need your advice on a serious problem:
I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep. Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat. When she came home she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse, then she took her underpants out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment crouched behind my ninja 250 that I noticed a hairline crack in the left fairing close to the turn signal light. Is that something I can plastic weld or do I need to replace it? |
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February 28th, 2011, 09:09 PM | #2 |
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that's a serious problem... I'd recommend replacement, if it's feasible and within your financial means. Hairline cracks are nothing to ignore. Just try to... you'll be sorry. They can run wild and often times lead to much bigger headaches. If you're forced to retain the original, be sure to drill at the very end of the crack and that should put to rest the issue. if not, repeated drilling may be needed.
oh, and about your bike fairing... Last futzed with by kkim; March 1st, 2011 at 05:03 AM. |
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February 28th, 2011, 09:37 PM | #3 |
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February 28th, 2011, 10:00 PM | #4 |
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" Wife needs help"
Don't they all...?? |
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March 1st, 2011, 03:40 AM | #5 |
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Lmao
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March 1st, 2011, 03:54 AM | #6 |
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Lol, had me going for a second. Good one! Very creative.
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March 1st, 2011, 08:53 AM | #7 |
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Wow, I've seen that joke played out for 2 years.
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March 1st, 2011, 02:29 PM | #8 |
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March 1st, 2011, 02:46 PM | #9 |
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Lol
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March 1st, 2011, 09:09 PM | #10 |
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I told her to put her panties on before she got out of the car.
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March 2nd, 2011, 05:46 PM | #11 |
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I'd recommend taking the fairing off and sanding the paint off the backside. Go to Lowes or wherever and buy abs pipe cement. Not the universal kind but the kind for abs pipe only. Also buy some fiberglass sheet rock tape. Stick some sheet rock tape over the crack from the backside and smear abs cement over it. Repeat a few times, until it is sturdy. The visible cracks on the outside add character. Character is good.
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March 2nd, 2011, 05:56 PM | #12 |
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Dude, sorry I brought your wife home late. oh btw, I knocked your bike over the other night by accident. Sorry about the damage
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