Who else wants to smack marknowhereman?

choneofakind · January 18th, 2013, 09:42 AM

This guy really thinks he's something doesn't he?

Post up some of the videos of him that you think are ridiculous. There's plenty (1400+) up there.

Anyhow, here's the ridiculous video I found today that got this thread started. He's a pompous idiot.

Link to original page on YouTube.

Some quotes from him (We'll keep adding to this list):

"Buy the bike you want to have sex with"

lgk · January 18th, 2013, 01:38 PM

GearMonkey · January 18th, 2013, 05:42 PM

I'd rather not waste any time watching any of his videos. I was annoyed watching him take the same corner for a whole minute..next..

Jiggles · January 19th, 2013, 12:33 AM

I can see his tiny penis, no wonder he needs a big bike

kmcdonald5500 · January 19th, 2013, 08:39 AM

I subscribe to this guy on youtube and i saw the video you posted when he uploaded it a few days ago. He definitely uploads a lot of content on Kawasaki bikes and the 300 lately. I dont always agree with what he says but i watch them for entertainment.

He actually has one video he uploaded recently where he is looking at a 2013 Hyosung 250r and just completely trashing it. I thought it was pretty funny.

Heres the video

But as far as him as a rider he always wears his gear and seems fairly skilled. Thats the opinion from my untrained eye.

subxero · January 19th, 2013, 09:05 AM

stopped watching shortly after he started talking....and my wife heard it and said. "Thats funny, WTF are you watching?" but not funny ha ha, more like funny he he

red5 · January 19th, 2013, 09:12 AM

This vid makes me want a 636 Monster-beest.

choneofakind · January 19th, 2013, 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmcdonald5500

But as far as him as a rider he always wears his gear and seems fairly skilled. Thats the opinion from my untrained eye.

Gear sure. He does that right.

But close your eyes and listen to his cornering. Can you hear where apex is in any of his videos based on where he rolls into the throttle a bit to balance the bike? No. In fact, you'll hear him go on and off the throttle (bike makes decel sounds and pops) pretty consistently; something that messes up the balance of the bike and changes the line you take through a turn. That turn was a nice consistent, long turn. There were no obstructions or debris on the road. He should not have needed to roll off unless he made poor inputs to the bike and was correcting his line with the throttle. I don't think he's nearly as good at riding as he likes to portray. Not saying I'm a pro because I'm far from it, but I also don't go around flaunting my riding and mocking people for starting on a small bike.

Snake · January 19th, 2013, 10:31 AM

Strange fellow.

Byakkotai · January 19th, 2013, 10:47 AM

Not the best person for 1st time riders to get advice from. Doesn't take the time to explain his credentials, calls SS bikes the real bikes for men - seems heavily subscribed to the more HP is better mentality.

Good thing @tnr4's review shows up first on my youtube search when I type Ninja 300 review

reaperw · January 19th, 2013, 11:42 AM

my head hurts now

CynicalC · January 19th, 2013, 04:08 PM

The guy is a nobody in the ocean of nobodies that is youtube. I don't know why you would even give that video the time of day?

menikmati · January 19th, 2013, 07:15 PM

I have yet to see a video of his where he focuses on riding rather than spitting his opinions on bikes and glorifying them. He seems way too caught up on his status or his Monster/Kawasaki/Alpinestars/Beatles paraphernalia while wearing his aviators.

Jiggles · January 19th, 2013, 09:37 PM

I'll bet the dude is actually really smart and just acts like a ****ing idiot for views

choneofakind · January 19th, 2013, 10:26 PM

Wouldn't be the first time. Go watch Dom Mazzetti on Youtube.

Compooky · January 20th, 2013, 03:52 PM

I was considering a 636 later this year. Then I saw one of his videos and thought fck it, I'll get a r6 or 675 instead.

tnr4 · January 20th, 2013, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Byakkotai

Good thing @tnr4's review shows up first on my youtube search when I type Ninja 300 review

Hey, thanks man!

menikmati · January 20th, 2013, 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by choneofakind

Wouldn't be the first time. Go watch Dom Mazzetti on Youtube.

Oh god, I think I've fallen into a YouTube wormhole...

choneofakind · January 20th, 2013, 04:48 PM

Dom Mazzetti is hysterical isn't he??? The dude who plays Dom is actually a graduate of NYU and Dom has kind of been a long term character.

http://nyulocal.com/on-campus/2011/1...om-mazzetti-2/

himynameisjoe · January 20th, 2013, 06:01 PM

That was the most annoying thing I've ever watched. I didn't even make it the whole way, just 5 minutes. Smack? No. Hunt down and slowly kill? Yes.

Ben M · January 20th, 2013, 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by choneofakind

Dom Mazzetti is hysterical isn't he??? The dude who plays Dom is actually a graduate of NYU and Dom has kind of been a long term character.

http://nyulocal.com/on-campus/2011/1...om-mazzetti-2/

Huge Dom fan here! Just sayin. Not sure if I should be proud of that. But me and my friends have bought a couple of his shirts and can quote pretty much everything from any of his videos.

csmith12 · January 21st, 2013, 04:50 PM

"Do not get an R6, an R6 is designed for racing." lol... omfg hahahahah At least he don't point new riders to that "600 supersport".

Thanks, I needed a good laugh today.

himynameisjoe · January 21st, 2013, 04:54 PM

Don't you mean "636 monster beast"? hahaha

CC Cowboy · January 21st, 2013, 05:01 PM

I think he is cute, very gay tendencies (not that there is anything wrong with that).

choneofakind · January 21st, 2013, 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by himynameisjoe

don't you mean "seex thrrree seex monstar beeest"? Hahaha

ftfy

himynameisjoe · January 21st, 2013, 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by choneofakind

ftfy

Thanks Chode! I should have added his dialect

AznJoJo · January 21st, 2013, 06:17 PM

That voice reminds me too much of a terrible guy I once dated. I just want to yell GFY at the video, haha.

January 18th, 2013, 09:42 AM	#1
choneofakind ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: . Location: . Join Date: Feb 2011 Motorcycle(s): . Posts: Too much. MOTM - Feb '13, Feb '14	Who else wants to smack marknowhereman? This guy really thinks he's something doesn't he? Post up some of the videos of him that you think are ridiculous. There's plenty (1400+) up there. Anyhow, here's the ridiculous video I found today that got this thread started. He's a pompous idiot. Link to original page on YouTube. Some quotes from him (We'll keep adding to this list): "Buy the bike you want to have sex with"

January 18th, 2013, 01:38 PM	#2
lgk ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Jason Location: Norfolk, VA Join Date: Dec 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2012 EX250, 2014 EX300 Posts: A lot.	__________________________________________________ Ethioknight Memorial Fund- Sticker sale http://www.ninjette.org/forums/showthread.php?t=111700

January 19th, 2013, 12:33 AM	#4
Jiggles Jigglin' your Jiglets Name: Sean Location: San Jose, Ca Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 K1300S, 2013 Ninja 300, 2011 Ninja 250R, Faster than Unregistered's ninjette Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 1 MOTM - Apr '13	I can see his tiny penis, no wonder he needs a big bike __________________________________________________ If the Ninja 250 doesn't have enough power for you, then you don't know how to ride it. AFM #676 Supersports are for n00bs

January 19th, 2013, 09:12 AM	#7
red5 ninjette.org guru Name: Chris Location: Chattanooga Join Date: May 2012 Motorcycle(s): 09 ninja 15.256 Posts: 263	This vid makes me want a 636 Monster-beest. __________________________________________________ "We're not always doing business, but we're always open." "For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." Carl Sagan

January 19th, 2013, 04:08 PM	#12
CynicalC ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Colin Location: Bay Area Join Date: Feb 2011 Motorcycle(s): '96 EX250 Posts: A lot.	The guy is a nobody in the ocean of nobodies that is youtube. I don't know why you would even give that video the time of day? __________________________________________________ Ç¥ñï©ª\| ßÿ Ñâ7µ®é. Äñt¡~§º¢Ïä\| ßý Çhøî©è.

January 18th, 2013, 05:42 PM	#3
GearMonkey ninjette.org guru Name: Scott Location: Atlanta Join Date: Sep 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2010 Ninja 250R Posts: 363	I'd rather not waste any time watching any of his videos. I was annoyed watching him take the same corner for a whole minute..next..

January 19th, 2013, 08:39 AM	#5
kmcdonald5500 ninjette.org member Name: Kenny Location: Chesapeake Beach, MD Join Date: Nov 2012 Motorcycle(s): None Yet Posts: 32	I subscribe to this guy on youtube and i saw the video you posted when he uploaded it a few days ago. He definitely uploads a lot of content on Kawasaki bikes and the 300 lately. I dont always agree with what he says but i watch them for entertainment. He actually has one video he uploaded recently where he is looking at a 2013 Hyosung 250r and just completely trashing it. I thought it was pretty funny. Heres the video But as far as him as a rider he always wears his gear and seems fairly skilled. Thats the opinion from my untrained eye.

January 19th, 2013, 09:05 AM	#6
subxero dirty boy Name: Joe Location: Johnstown, PA Join Date: Sep 2012 Motorcycle(s): I don't even know anymore?? Posts: A lot. MOTM - Apr '14	stopped watching shortly after he started talking....and my wife heard it and said. "Thats funny, WTF are you watching?" but not funny ha ha, more like funny he he

January 19th, 2013, 10:31 AM	#9
Snake ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Rick Location: Alexandria, Louisiana Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): 05 Blue Ninja 250 Posts: Too much. MOTY - 2017, MOTM - Jan '19, Oct '16, May '14	Strange fellow.

January 19th, 2013, 10:47 AM	#10
Byakkotai ninjette.org guru Name: Roger Location: NorCali - East Bay Join Date: Sep 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2013 White Ninja 300 Posts: 379	Not the best person for 1st time riders to get advice from. Doesn't take the time to explain his credentials, calls SS bikes the real bikes for men - seems heavily subscribed to the more HP is better mentality. Good thing @tnr4's review shows up first on my youtube search when I type Ninja 300 review

January 19th, 2013, 11:42 AM	#11
reaperw ninjette.org member Name: Ian Location: newmarket Join Date: Feb 2011 Motorcycle(s): ninja 250 Posts: 191	my head hurts now

January 19th, 2013, 07:15 PM	#13
menikmati crash 250, get supersport Name: Richard Location: San Diego, CA Join Date: Apr 2010 Motorcycle(s): 2010 250R SE (Sold 6/9/14), 2009 ZX-6R (Sold 6/25/14), Subaru BRZ Posts: A lot.	I have yet to see a video of his where he focuses on riding rather than spitting his opinions on bikes and glorifying them. He seems way too caught up on his status or his Monster/Kawasaki/Alpinestars/Beatles paraphernalia while wearing his aviators. __________________________________________________

January 19th, 2013, 09:37 PM	#14
Jiggles Jigglin' your Jiglets Name: Sean Location: San Jose, Ca Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 K1300S, 2013 Ninja 300, 2011 Ninja 250R, Faster than Unregistered's ninjette Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 1 MOTM - Apr '13	I'll bet the dude is actually really smart and just acts like a ****ing idiot for views __________________________________________________ If the Ninja 250 doesn't have enough power for you, then you don't know how to ride it. AFM #676 Supersports are for n00bs

January 19th, 2013, 10:26 PM	#15
choneofakind ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: . Location: . Join Date: Feb 2011 Motorcycle(s): . Posts: Too much. MOTM - Feb '13, Feb '14	Wouldn't be the first time. Go watch Dom Mazzetti on Youtube.

January 20th, 2013, 03:52 PM	#16
Compooky ninjette.org member Name: Garry Location: Quincy Join Date: Aug 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2011 ninja 250r, 2013 gsxr 600 Posts: 93	I was considering a 636 later this year. Then I saw one of his videos and thought fck it, I'll get a r6 or 675 instead.

January 20th, 2013, 04:48 PM	#19
choneofakind ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: . Location: . Join Date: Feb 2011 Motorcycle(s): . Posts: Too much. MOTM - Feb '13, Feb '14	Dom Mazzetti is hysterical isn't he??? The dude who plays Dom is actually a graduate of NYU and Dom has kind of been a long term character. http://nyulocal.com/on-campus/2011/1...om-mazzetti-2/

January 20th, 2013, 06:01 PM	#20
himynameisjoe ninjette.org sage Name: Joe Location: Lancaster, PA Join Date: Nov 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2012 Ninja 250(Totaled) Posts: 984 Blog Entries: 2	That was the most annoying thing I've ever watched. I didn't even make it the whole way, just 5 minutes. Smack? No. Hunt down and slowly kill? Yes. __________________________________________________ "I am a creationist, I believe man created god."

January 21st, 2013, 04:50 PM	#22
csmith12 The Corner Whisperer Name: Chris (aka Reactor) Location: Northern KY Join Date: May 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2010 250 (track), 1992 250, 2006 R6 (street/track), 2008 R6 (track) Posts: Too much. MOTY 2015, MOTM - Nov '12, Nov '13	"Do not get an R6, an R6 is designed for racing." lol... omfg hahahahah At least he don't point new riders to that "600 supersport". Thanks, I needed a good laugh today. __________________________________________________ Goal: Shake A Million Hands \| Look through the corners \| Track Day Prep \| Closest track? \| The Mid-Ohio School

January 21st, 2013, 04:54 PM	#23
himynameisjoe ninjette.org sage Name: Joe Location: Lancaster, PA Join Date: Nov 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2012 Ninja 250(Totaled) Posts: 984 Blog Entries: 2	Don't you mean "636 monster beast"? hahaha __________________________________________________ "I am a creationist, I believe man created god."

January 21st, 2013, 05:01 PM	#24
CC Cowboy ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Whodat Location: Ware Is.,MA Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): I pass the wind! Posts: A lot. MOTM - Mar '13, Jun '14	I think he is cute, very gay tendencies (not that there is anything wrong with that). __________________________________________________ If everything seems under control; you're just not going fast enough!

January 21st, 2013, 06:17 PM	#27
AznJoJo ninjette.org Bunny Name: Jojo Location: San Diego Join Date: Aug 2011 Motorcycle(s): none, cuz i'm a loser. Posts: 687	That voice reminds me too much of a terrible guy I once dated. I just want to yell GFY at the video, haha. __________________________________________________ (\_/) (o.0) c(")(") - baby bunny disapproves of creepy PM's...

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