February 16th, 2010, 01:30 AM | #1 | |
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Name: 1 guess :-)
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How Men & Women are Different
Saw this on another board, made me chuckle...
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February 16th, 2010, 01:54 AM | #2 |
Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: Too much.
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February 16th, 2010, 06:33 AM | #3 |
Livin' the Minimoto Life
Name: Mark
Location: Riding around in TX
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Awesome
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February 16th, 2010, 09:29 AM | #4 |
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Name: Jenn
Location: Victoria
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It's funny, cause it's true...
HOW MEN AND WOMEN SHOWER DIFFERENTLY . . . How To Shower Like a Woman Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. How To Shower Like a Man Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee. Rinse off and get out of shower. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. Admire wiener size in mirror again. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again. Throw wet towel on bed. |
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February 16th, 2010, 10:51 AM | #5 |
Professional belly dancer
Name: James
Location: Toronto
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^^You forgot the part about practicing bodybuilding poses in the mirror with a towel on your head....or is that just me?
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February 16th, 2010, 11:14 AM | #6 |
ninjette.org certified postwhore
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Thanks for sharing. Just brought a smile to a slow day.
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February 16th, 2010, 12:30 PM | #7 | |
noob motovlogger
Name: Gareth
Location: Austin, TX
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February 17th, 2010, 12:52 AM | #8 |
ninjette.org dude
Name: 1 guess :-)
Location: SF Bay Area
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Good work on the video find!
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February 17th, 2010, 07:29 PM | #9 |
Fighting Texas Aggie '08
Name: Mitchell
Location: Allen, Tx
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you forgot in the shower thing to add that men brush there teeth in the shower. lol
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February 17th, 2010, 08:13 PM | #10 | |
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February 18th, 2010, 07:23 AM | #11 |
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Location: greenville, south carolina
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February 18th, 2010, 08:26 AM | #12 |
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February 19th, 2010, 02:25 PM | #13 |
ninjette.org guru
Name: Debbi
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Okay, you asked for it......this is last year, but this is me, first thing in the morning:
See, what'd I tell you....adorable! And so HAPPY!!! Just be thankful you can't smell my morning breath! |
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February 21st, 2010, 07:33 PM | #14 |
ninjette.org member
Name: terry
Location: SW fla
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That looks like a I'm sitting up and have my eyes open, what more do you want? look.
Yes adorable. |
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February 22nd, 2010, 10:43 AM | #15 |
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Name: Debbi
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That, Terry, is exactly what that look is. And thank you.....
Last futzed with by DRivero; February 22nd, 2010 at 06:16 PM. |
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February 22nd, 2010, 03:53 PM | #16 |
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Name: Rick
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February 22nd, 2010, 06:28 PM | #17 |
Fighting Texas Aggie '08
Name: Mitchell
Location: Allen, Tx
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i cant comment or speculate. sorry was watching transformers 2, had to put that up there.
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February 23rd, 2010, 05:12 PM | #18 |
ninjette.org guru
Name: Debbi
Location: South Florida
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February 23rd, 2010, 05:28 PM | #19 |
ninjette.org certified postwhore
Name: Lil One
Location: NB Canada
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Snake is one of the very few gentlemen out there.
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February 23rd, 2010, 05:44 PM | #20 |
ninjette.org certified postwhore
Name: Rick
Location: Alexandria, Louisiana
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Thank you DRivera and BlueRaven.
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February 23rd, 2010, 06:30 PM | #21 |
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