sooo….

hpav13 · December 18th, 2013, 04:10 PM

I am newly single after 14 years of marriage and had to share what my manager said to me last night. He said and I quote. "You need to ride up the strip, find a guy, pull over and get off your bike, then adjust ur balls, and say hop on bitch." end quote. He totally thinks I'm bad ass for riding.

DEFY · December 18th, 2013, 04:15 PM

Who isn't turned on by a girl who likes to be ridden, around on a motorcycle. Especially when they like to take control for themselves. lol

alex.s · December 18th, 2013, 04:20 PM

congratulations

broilmebk · December 18th, 2013, 04:50 PM

Please do this. Make sure to have a camera.

CC Cowboy · December 18th, 2013, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by hpav13

I am newly single after 14 years of marriage and had to share what my manager said to me last night. He said and I quote. "You need to ride up the strip, find a guy, pull over and get off your bike, then adjust ur balls, and say hop on bitch." end quote. He totally thinks I'm bad ass for riding.

You have balls? Might turn a guy off. It would me.

rasta · December 18th, 2013, 04:57 PM

Sit up close to the gas tank and ride a bumpy road

old3 · December 18th, 2013, 05:26 PM

File the sexual harassment lawsuit quick toots!

hpav13 · December 18th, 2013, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by old3

File the sexual harassment lawsuit quick toots!

I work at a bar lol.

old3 · December 18th, 2013, 05:53 PM

Then you'll be fine, if you can find a guy who doesn't laugh at your 250!

hpav13 · December 18th, 2013, 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by old3

Then you'll be fine, if you can find a guy who doesn't laugh at your 250!

IKR!!!

old3 · December 18th, 2013, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by hpav13

IKR!!!

Ooops! Is "that" the voice you were talkin about earlier?

Trailerboy531 · December 18th, 2013, 06:22 PM

Ride on over to So Cal and come pick me up

rasta · December 18th, 2013, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Trailerboy531

Ride on over to So Cal and come pick me up

Damn bro straight piiimpin'

ally99 · December 18th, 2013, 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by hpav13

I am newly single after 14 years of marriage and had to share what my manager said to me last night. He said and I quote. "You need to ride up the strip, find a guy, pull over and get off your bike, then adjust ur balls, and say hop on bitch." end quote. He totally thinks I'm bad ass for riding.

Funny connection! I was married 13 years and with my high school sweetheart for 17....over half my life, Been divorced over a year now.

Riding is bad ass, but it's not what makes you badass. You do that all on your own. PM me if you want to chat with someone who understands and doesn't judge. I've been exactly where you are if not lower. There have been a few tough times along the way, but overall, life has gotten good over the past year and 2 months.

stubshaft · December 18th, 2013, 09:13 PM

The real question becomes, "what have you got to lose?" by doing it.

adouglas · December 19th, 2013, 12:54 PM

Let's see... attractive blonde (hot), lives on a tropical island in the middle of the Pacific (hotter), motorcycle rider (hotter still), and single (somebody grab a fire extinguisher)....

This has win written all over it. Go get 'em!

Me, I've been married a long, long time... so long, in fact, that for Christmas I asked my wife for a trailer hitch so I can take my bike to the track. Yeah, 27 years with the same person is exciting like that.

CC Cowboy · December 19th, 2013, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by adouglas

Me, I've been married a long, long time... so long, in fact, that for Christmas I asked my wife for a trailer trash bitch to take my bike to the track. Yeah, 27 years with the same person is exciting like that.

Do you think you will get it?

DEFY · December 19th, 2013, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by CC Cowboy

Do you think you will get it?

I think he is asking for to much at this point in his marriage lol jk.

hpav13 · December 19th, 2013, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by ally99

Funny connection! I was married 13 years and with my high school sweetheart for 17....over half my life, Been divorced over a year now.

Riding is bad ass, but it's not what makes you badass. You do that all on your own. PM me if you want to chat with someone who understands and doesn't judge. I've been exactly where you are if not lower. There have been a few tough times along the way, but overall, life has gotten good over the past year and 2 months.

Thank you very much! It is such a scary thing.

choneofakind · December 19th, 2013, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by adouglas

so long, in fact, that for Christmas I asked my wife for a trailer hitch so I can take my bike to the track.

Hey, I'm a 20 year old college student; a trailer hitch given with that intent would make me jump up and down with joy. No judgement from my corner.

allanoue · December 20th, 2013, 07:34 AM

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Originally Posted by hpav13

Thank you very much! It is such a scary thing.

I was married 20 years. Living alone was very scary at first. I was 43 and never lived alone before.

csmith12 · December 20th, 2013, 07:43 AM

Now is your chance!

pm me, I give private lessons.

First lesson is free - Buy a bitch' pair of sunglasses and where them inside buildings and at night.

adouglas · December 20th, 2013, 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by CC Cowboy

Do you think you will get it?

Undoubtedly, but she won't understand why I would want such a thing in the first place.

Any more than I understand the whole national obsession with Pandora bracelets.

CC Cowboy · December 20th, 2013, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by csmith12

Now is your chance!

pm me, I give private lessons.

First lesson is free - Buy a bitch' pair of sunglasses and where them inside buildings and at night.

Where should I wear them?

rasta · December 20th, 2013, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by adouglas

Any more than I understand the whole national obsession with Pandora bracelets.

Those are so stupid. Let's pay top dollar for something that looks like it came from a gumball machine. Women don't make sense

csmith12 · December 20th, 2013, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by CC Cowboy

Where should I wear them?

ok, you got me.
WEAR them everywhere!

csmith12 · December 20th, 2013, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by rasta

Those are so stupid. Let's pay top dollar for something that looks like it came from a gumball machine. Women don't make sense

Let me clue you in, women don't pay for "things", they pay for perceptions.

rasta · December 20th, 2013, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by csmith12

Let me clue you in, women don't pay for "things", they pay for perceptions.

$1000 for a kindergartner's arts and crafts project

December 18th, 2013, 04:10 PM	#1
hpav13 ninjette.org member Name: Heather Location: Yona, Guam Join Date: Dec 2013 Motorcycle(s): 2012 ninja 250r Posts: 51	sooo…. I am newly single after 14 years of marriage and had to share what my manager said to me last night. He said and I quote. "You need to ride up the strip, find a guy, pull over and get off your bike, then adjust ur balls, and say hop on bitch." end quote. He totally thinks I'm bad ass for riding. __________________________________________________ Hello, My name is Heather and I am an emoticonaholic...
	1 out of 1 members found this post helpful.

December 18th, 2013, 04:20 PM	#3
alex.s wat Name: wat Location: tustin/long beach Join Date: Sep 2009 Motorcycle(s): wat Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 5 MOTM - Oct '12, Feb '14	congratulations __________________________________________________

December 18th, 2013, 04:57 PM	#6
rasta Your face Name: Wes Location: SF Bay Area Join Date: Jul 2013 Motorcycle(s): 2014 Honda CBR650f Posts: A lot.	Sit up close to the gas tank and ride a bumpy road __________________________________________________ "even a proper fitting helmet can 'get loose'" -csmith

December 18th, 2013, 06:22 PM	#12
Trailerboy531 Gear crash test dummy Name: Max Location: South Bay (So. Cal) Join Date: May 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2010 Ninja 250 race bike, 2014 ZX-636r Posts: A lot.	Ride on over to So Cal and come pick me up __________________________________________________ CVMA #531
	1 out of 1 members found this post helpful.

December 19th, 2013, 12:54 PM	#16
adouglas Cat herder Name: Gort Location: A secret lair which, being secret, has an undisclosed location Join Date: May 2009 Motorcycle(s): Aprilia RS660 Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 6 MOTM - Jul '18, Nov '16, Aug '14, May '13	Let's see... attractive blonde (hot), lives on a tropical island in the middle of the Pacific (hotter), motorcycle rider (hotter still), and single (somebody grab a fire extinguisher).... This has win written all over it. Go get 'em! Me, I've been married a long, long time... so long, in fact, that for Christmas I asked my wife for a trailer hitch so I can take my bike to the track. Yeah, 27 years with the same person is exciting like that. __________________________________________________ I am NOT an adrenaline junkie, I'm a skill junkie. - csmith12 Nam et ipsa scientia potestas est. Heri historia. Cras mysterium. Hodie donum est. Carpe diem.

December 18th, 2013, 04:15 PM	#2
DEFY ᗧ•••ᗣ•ᗣᗣ•••ᗣ Name: Nick Location: NY Join Date: Nov 2013 Motorcycle(s): 2009 Ninja 250R and 2014 Triumph 675R Posts: A lot.	Who isn't turned on by a girl who likes to be ridden, around on a motorcycle. Especially when they like to take control for themselves. lol

December 18th, 2013, 04:50 PM	#4
broilmebk ninjette.org sage Name: Brian Location: Orange County, CA Join Date: Apr 2012 Motorcycle(s): '12 ninja 250r Posts: 762	Please do this. Make sure to have a camera.

December 18th, 2013, 05:26 PM	#7
old3 ninjette.org sage Name: Jim Location: NJ Join Date: Nov 2012 Motorcycle(s): Ninja 300, KTM EXC610SMR Posts: 913	File the sexual harassment lawsuit quick toots!

December 18th, 2013, 05:53 PM	#9
old3 ninjette.org sage Name: Jim Location: NJ Join Date: Nov 2012 Motorcycle(s): Ninja 300, KTM EXC610SMR Posts: 913	Then you'll be fine, if you can find a guy who doesn't laugh at your 250!

December 18th, 2013, 09:13 PM	#15
stubshaft Rode with the Dinosaurs.. Name: Joe Location: middle of the pacific Join Date: Nov 2013 Motorcycle(s): '08 Ninja 250 Posts: 486	The real question becomes, "what have you got to lose?" by doing it.

December 20th, 2013, 07:43 AM	#22
csmith12 The Corner Whisperer Name: Chris (aka Reactor) Location: Northern KY Join Date: May 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2010 250 (track), 1992 250, 2006 R6 (street/track), 2008 R6 (track) Posts: Too much. MOTY 2015, MOTM - Nov '12, Nov '13	Now is your chance! pm me, I give private lessons. First lesson is free - Buy a bitch' pair of sunglasses and where them inside buildings and at night. __________________________________________________ Goal: Shake A Million Hands \| Look through the corners \| Track Day Prep \| Closest track? \| The Mid-Ohio School

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